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Code talkers

Mrs. mojo and I were out this weekend, attending a somewhat formal event, and we have this "code' we use rather than come out and say it bluntly. Anyway, she was ready to go and I wasn't until she told me she was "ready to take the Pontiac for a drive", translated - I'm horny and ready to f**k.

There are other quotes and phrases we use kind of like inside jokes, so do any of you Qdork have any catchy lines, phrases,or quotes you use with your significant as an inside joke or when your ready to go.

There Ash are you happy now, is there anything else you would like ohhhh princess

| Closed on 09/05/12 at 05:00PM
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1000.625	1. Code talkers

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#7 \| 316 days ago ms_hippie_queen (+)	at work "totally did that already" is code for "i will never stop putting that off." i think the last code i used for sex was "i look forward to the banging." but he cracked it pretty easy.
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#1 \| 316 days ago ohwell_ (+)	We have to "do the laundry". 807
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#2 \| 316 days ago unopescatore (+)	lets f-ing go usually works. making the lets f-ing go face works better.
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#3 \| 316 days ago jswol54 (+)	(Edited by jswol54) Back in the day.....going to the "Roots concert" meant getting baked. Going to the "Jay-Z" concert meant doing a gator tail. And "Yo, come listen to this voicemail" at the bar meant "come do a shot, but I'm not buying one for every motherfvc*er here." We also had a rating system for hot women..... 18-25 = bagel 26-35 = puma 36-49 = cougar 50+ = lioness Nowadays...."fantasy football meeting" means getting drunk with the fellas. And "babe, it's time to go. I want to wake up and go for a run" means JSWol is getting lucky. Yinkity yinkity yinkity..
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#4 \| 316 days ago Nick__ (+)	Anything I post on here that mentions ZIMA is code for STFU JSWOL! 69
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#5 \| 316 days ago Lobotomy Jones (+)	jswol54 wrote: Back in the day.....going to the "Roots concert" meant getting baked. Going to the "Jay-Z" concert meant doing a gator tail. And "Yo, come listen to this voicemail" at the bar meant "come do a shot, but I'm not buying one for every motherfvc*er here." We also had a rating system for hot women..... 18-25 = bagel 26-35 = puma 36-49 = cougar 50+ = lioness Nowadays...."fantasy football meeting" means getting drunk with the fellas. And "babe, it's time to go. I want to wake up and go for a run" means JSWol is getting lucky. Yinkity yinkity yinkity.. LOL We had "We're going to go paint the fridge in the garage." for getting baked. When my friends wife started to question the purpose of painting a refrigerator he had to fess up and tell her. They were divorced 6 months later.
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#6 \| 316 days ago jswol54 (+)	Lobotomy Jones wrote: LOL We had "We're going to go paint the fridge in the garage." for getting baked. When my friends wife started to question the purpose of painting a refrigerator he had to fess up and tell her. They were divorced 6 months later. My sweetheart of an ex thought we were groupies for The Roots. She had no idea who they were until my idiot friend came over shouting "guess who is going to be @ Rock The Bells in SFO? THE ROOTS!" Before that incident, she just thought they were some local hip-hop group. My Michigan buddies used to "lift weights" all the time. When it became apparent they weren't getting any bigger, they had to spill the beans.
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#7 \| 316 days ago ms_hippie_queen (+)	at work "totally did that already" is code for "i will never stop putting that off." i think the last code i used for sex was "i look forward to the banging." but he cracked it pretty easy.
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#8 \| 316 days ago kobe_lova (+)	(Edited by kobe_lova) :D I've never needed a code. and YAY poll creator!
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#9 \| 316 days ago WISAC1 (+)	my wifes code for me telling me to "shut the fk up" is "shut the fk up" 69
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#10 \| 316 days ago Jason_ (+)	I have lots of codes with the girlfriend... Just the tip = No i dont want a whole steak i just want a bite of yours. Backdoor = Check the trampoline...i think the storm blew it over. BJs = The dryer buzzer went off and its full of jeans to fold. Roll in the Hay = I think the dog is outside fuing around in the grass clippings again. Quickie = Nap time. Get it on = We're gonna be late for the movie unless you hurry the fk up.
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#11 \| 316 days ago anthonyrichardlouisnaught (+)	I want my personal dessert bar for bed = sex 6969
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#12 \| 316 days ago kobe_lova (+)	Zombieland is on: The last time I laid some pipe? The last time you went 22's? Put percy in the playpen. Wallpapered the closet, passed the gravy. Went heels to Jesus. Oh, make love? Well, it's just, sex.
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#13 \| 315 days ago ms_hippie_queen (+)	kobe_lova wrote: Zombieland is on: The last time I laid some pipe? The last time you went 22's? Put percy in the playpen. Wallpapered the closet, passed the gravy. Went heels to Jesus. Oh, make love? Well, it's just, sex. heels to jesus!!! i. am. DYING.
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#14 \| 315 days ago DeeRigga (+)	"Click" ...Now that I have written down most of these, are there any more?? 2
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#15 \| 315 days ago kobe_lova (+)	ms_hippie_queen wrote: heels to jesus!!! i. am. DYING. That's my favorite one, too!
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#16 \| 315 days ago alainpeartree (+)	time to make the doughnunts = going to work come talk to barnabas= i want a bj take it to the head=straight shot no chaser going to see a man about a dog= going to get laid lights on, no one home = here comes an idiot
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#17 \| 315 days ago davonthedl (+)	to leave a party/gathering = " oh sorry, we had another one to go to" for sex = " time for our workout" for a bj = " let's go downtown" 54
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#18 \| 311 days ago JenX63 (+)	I would sometimes sing the closing of the Carol Burnett show: I'm so glad we had this time together...etc or I would stand up and look at the host and say: " Glad you got to see me", or my personal favorite: it's been fun and its been real, but it hasn't been real fun. 367
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