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Jackin' for Polls: The Portal
Found this one on a geektacular board and thought I'd jack it, remix it and re-drop it like Ice Cube and The Lynch Mob.

You come home from work, open your front door and - BOOM! - you're in a fictional or fantasy universe/world. (i.e. Pandora, Middle Earth, Star Wars, Star Trek, Narnia, Gotham City...)

Which would you like it to be? What's at the other end of your front door worm hole?
The catches (because there are always catches):
1. You only bring what you have on your person when you walk through the portal/door after work.
2. It's for 2 years, not a long weekend or a visit.
3. Can't be a different point along our timeline. No going to the 60's cuz you love the music. Has to be fictional.
4. You don't get to be a character or have powers there. You can't be Spider-Man in the Marvel Universe or a Jedi or whatever. You're just you.


Got it? Good. To infinity and beyond!!



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#4 | 769 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Which would you like it to be? What's at the other end of your front door worm hole?


I can't decide if I want it to go to 






  or  
Here Neo, lemme help you out.



(You can chase whichever one you pick with a Zima.)
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#1 | 769 days ago

Star Wars would suck if i couldnt be a Jedi or Sith Lord....all those f**king storm troopers walking around ruining my day.  So scratch that.

Star Trek seems boring too...basically just like now only way in the future.

Middle Earth and Pandora are out of the question since im not big on no electricity/indoor plumbing.

Gotham City would be just like living in a big city now..so f**k that.

How about Bon Temps?  Is that an option.  I could just hang out at that restaurant place owned by the shape shifter dude and id eventually get bitten.  Then i could vamp like a boss and try and nail Sookie.
#2 | 769 days ago
unopescatore (+)



Catalina....I miss u already!!!!!! kiss
#3 | 769 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Which would you like it to be? What's at the other end of your front door worm hole?


I can't decide if I want it to go to 






  or  
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#4 | 769 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Which would you like it to be? What's at the other end of your front door worm hole?


I can't decide if I want it to go to 






  or  
Here Neo, lemme help you out.



(You can chase whichever one you pick with a Zima.)
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#5 | 769 days ago

(Edited by jswol54)
I'm definitely going to Neverland and kicking Smee's ass.  Captain Hook would catch a right hook too.  Real talk! 

Me and Wendy would make our own lost boys as well. 
#6 | 769 days ago
Nick__ (+)

marcus_nyce wrote:
Here Neo, lemme help you out.



(You can chase whichever one you pick with a Zima.)
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#7 | 769 days ago
Nick__ (+)

jswol54 wrote:
I'm definitely going to Neverland and kicking Smee's ass.  Captain Hook would catch a right hook too.  Real talk! 

Me and Wendy would make our own lost boys as well. 



You want to go there because, secretly, you enjoy dressing up like this





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#8 | 769 days ago

I'd do the Alien universe, but back here on earth. Specifically post Prometheus and Alien during the "Aliens" time frame. It would be kinda like now with Mars (we've sent a few missions out there and lost some ships, etc.) except we wouldn't just grainy images that look like a desert, we'd get the Colonial Marines helmet cams live feed on the news. 

"OH MY GOD"
"They're everywhere man. They're everywhere. We're gonna die man. We're gonna die...."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Dear merciful God!!"
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRAP! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAP! [pulse rifles]
"GET 'EM OUTTA THERE!!!"
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRAP! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAP! [pulse rifles]
"Let's ROCK!!!!!!"
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRAP! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAP! [pulse rifles]
[abruptly cut to static]

"...Back to you at CNN Center, Mike"

I'd say to myself "Whoa. WTF? Cool." Then just casually change the channel back to the Android Olympics. Kinda like I did with the Mars mission last weekend. I'd like the 'meh' factor to be amp'd up a bit.
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#9 | 769 days ago

Nick__ wrote:



You want to go there because, secretly, you enjoy dressing up like this





Says the guy that drinks Zima with Jolly Ranchers in them while watching Will & Grace. 
#10 | 769 days ago
Nick__ (+)

jswol54 wrote:
Says the guy that drinks Zima with Jolly Ranchers in them while watching Will & Grace. 
Exactly!  That's why I can say it!

DUH!  cool
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#11 | 769 days ago

Doesn't matter if I have powers or not, (don't really need them), i'm going to Zombieland to shoot some dead folks, roast rabbit on an open fire and maybe make some celebratory smores.
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#12 | 769 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Doesn't matter if I have powers or not, (don't really need them), i'm going to Zombieland to shoot some dead folks, roast rabbit on an open fire and maybe make some celebratory smores.
Good open world Jen, yet I have questions. (cuz i love it) Twinkies? Kill of the week? Is it a cross over universe where you go all Cougar with a young Asian stud on the pharmacy floor? How many days later is it exactly? Who's infected and with what? Your answer may need it's own break out poll.
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#13 | 769 days ago

Time Bandits,,,,,,,2 years of little people shaving my legs,  hell yes.
#14 | 769 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
Time Bandits,,,,,,,2 years of little people shaving my legs,  hell yes.
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#15 | 769 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Good open world Jen, yet I have questions. (cuz i love it) Twinkies? Kill of the week? Is it a cross over universe where you go all Cougar with a young Asian stud on the pharmacy floor? How many days later is it exactly? Who's infected and with what? Your answer may need it's own break out poll.
Im more a ding dong kinda girl. Crossover sounds good. Kill of the week? Why do you think we are making smores? Its 39 days later. You know those little stay fresh packets you find in shoes? They are really minute albino pigmy plankton, (of the radioactive kind) all shoe shoppers (those infected)...thatss all ive worked out in my head....in the middle of deciding on a gatlin gun or flame thrower?
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#16 | 769 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Im more a ding dong kinda girl. Crossover sounds good. Kill of the week? Why do you think we are making smores? Its 39 days later. You know those little stay fresh packets you find in shoes? They are really minute albino pigmy plankton, (of the radioactive kind) all shoe shoppers (those infected)...thatss all ive worked out in my head....in the middle of deciding on a gatlin gun or flame thrower?


For the shoe-stay-fresh-packs / end-of-days scenario. Magnificent.
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#17 | 769 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I have a 36" inseam.  It's time consuming and my most hated part of being a chick is leg shaving.
#18 | 769 days ago


You come home from work, open your front door and - BOOM! - you're in a fictional or fantasy universe/world. (i.e. Pandora, Middle Earth, Star Wars, Star Trek, Narnia, Gotham City...)

Which would you like it to be? What's at the other end of your front door worm hole? Star Wars
The catches (because there are always catches):
1. You only bring what you have on your person when you walk through the portal/door after work. Blaster
2. It's for 2 years, not a long weekend or a visit.
3. Can't be a different point along our timeline. No going to the 60's cuz you love the music. Has to be fictional.
4. You don't get to be a character or have powers there. You can't be Spider-Man in the Marvel Universe or a Jedi or whatever. You're just you.


Got it? Good. To infinity and beyond!!

This is who I'd be because my best friend can tear apart a robot with his bare hands, my other best friend can play with your mind, and I get the sexiest b*tch in the galaxy:

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#19 | 769 days ago

Nick__ wrote:



You want to go there because, secretly, you enjoy dressing up like this





damn, nick, green really is your color, lmao
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#20 | 769 days ago
Nick__ (+)

JenX63 wrote:
Im more a ding dong kinda girl. Crossover sounds good. Kill of the week? Why do you think we are making smores? Its 39 days later. You know those little stay fresh packets you find in shoes? They are really minute albino pigmy plankton, (of the radioactive kind) all shoe shoppers (those infected)...thatss all ive worked out in my head....in the middle of deciding on a gatlin gun or flame thrower?
you had me at "Im more a ding dong kinda girl"
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#21 | 769 days ago

(Edited by DeeRigga)
I'd like that Fifth Element Scenario...

Flying Chinese Food Tug, Space Freaks with Tig Ol' Bitties, a few wannabe celebs and my crazy azzz clownin' as I jap-slap some terrible-haircut-having-really-bad-southern-indian-accent-having-george-michael-fakeazz mongoloid and his crew on a cruise spaceliner near Neptune...

Puff Puff Pass, Snoop
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#22 | 769 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:

You come home from work, open your front door and - BOOM! - you're in a fictional or fantasy universe/world. (i.e. Pandora, Middle Earth, Star Wars, Star Trek, Narnia, Gotham City...)

Which would you like it to be? What's at the other end of your front door worm hole? Star Wars
The catches (because there are always catches):
1. You only bring what you have on your person when you walk through the portal/door after work. Blaster
2. It's for 2 years, not a long weekend or a visit.
3. Can't be a different point along our timeline. No going to the 60's cuz you love the music. Has to be fictional.
4. You don't get to be a character or have powers there. You can't be Spider-Man in the Marvel Universe or a Jedi or whatever. You're just you.


Got it? Good. To infinity and beyond!!

This is who I'd be because my best friend can tear apart a robot with his bare hands, my other best friend can play with your mind, and I get the sexiest b*tch in the galaxy:

Cannot, I even...
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#23 | 769 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
my world would be kinda like this


each hemisphere would reflect the hallmark version each of the seasons. in the spring hemisphere, every day is opening day exciting and the night venus is woody's bar right on a beach. in the summer hemisphere, there are bbq's pool parties and firewworks every night. the venus here is the last concert cafe. in the fall, football season and playoff baseball is the atmosphere and the smell of momma's kitchen on thanksgiving day is always on the air. the venue here is the cock-eyed seagull and beans' band is the headliner. in the winter, it snows a lot and people mourn for sports, but make up for it in sweet sweet lovin. everyone is cuddly and romantic in the winter (mostly cause i don't know what else to do in snow). the venue here is that place where people ice skate in front of the big christmas tree in new york.

days and nights would exist, but time wouldn't.

you can tell the mean-and-stupids by the percentage of cheese in their body chemistry. the meanest ones, you can just bite and it makes everything better because uh hello. it's aged cheese and cheese makes everything better..and you got to bite an a**h**e and who doesn't like doing that?

i'm gonna go ahead and walk around in my little utopia now. i'll add and ammend as my daydreaming deems necessary.

oh poop. was i supposed to pick a famous made up place?
#24 | 769 days ago



No doubt about it im joining the crew in Zombieland   (i have my own guns and all)




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#25 | 769 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
my world would be kinda like this


each hemisphere would reflect the hallmark version each of the seasons. in the spring hemisphere, every day is opening day exciting and the night venus is woody's bar right on a beach. in the summer hemisphere, there are bbq's pool parties and firewworks every night. the venus here is the last concert cafe. in the fall, football season and playoff baseball is the atmosphere and the smell of momma's kitchen on thanksgiving day is always on the air. the venue here is the cock-eyed seagull and beans' band is the headliner. in the winter, it snows a lot and people mourn for sports, but make up for it in sweet sweet lovin. everyone is cuddly and romantic in the winter (mostly cause i don't know what else to do in snow). the venue here is that place where people ice skate in front of the big christmas tree in new york.

days and nights would exist, but time wouldn't.

you can tell the mean-and-stupids by the percentage of cheese in their body chemistry. the meanest ones, you can just bite and it makes everything better because uh hello. it's aged cheese and cheese makes everything better..and you got to bite an a**h**e and who doesn't like doing that?

i'm gonna go ahead and walk around in my little utopia now. i'll add and ammend as my daydreaming deems necessary.

oh poop. was i supposed to pick a famous made up place?
psh. i'd probably be munching on the ex constantly. but he'd enjoy that too much, the filthy sonofabitch. LMAO
#26 | 769 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Star Wars would suck if i couldnt be a Jedi or Sith Lord....all those f**king storm troopers walking around ruining my day.  So scratch that.

Star Trek seems boring too...basically just like now only way in the future.

Middle Earth and Pandora are out of the question since im not big on no electricity/indoor plumbing.

Gotham City would be just like living in a big city now..so f**k that.

How about Bon Temps?  Is that an option.  I could just hang out at that restaurant place owned by the shape shifter dude and id eventually get bitten.  Then i could vamp like a boss and try and nail Sookie.
yes.....but replace Sookie with Alcide for mine. 

Thanks. 
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#27 | 769 days ago

I want Middle Earth, with exceptions.  It would have to be either Lothlorien


or Rivendell.
#28 | 769 days ago

kteacher wrote:
yes.....but replace Sookie with Alcide for mine. 

Thanks. 
Coming to Bon Temps with me!  Awesome....
#29 | 769 days ago

Je ne sais pas ce que ce sondage est d'environ, ou comment y répondre. Mais je me dis que si je l'afficher en français, le majoity d'entre vous ne saurez pas ce que je suis annonce. Mais il faudra faire joli et ceux qui peuvent se traduire, il sera en riant à ce que je suis annonce.
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#30 | 768 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Je ne sais pas ce que ce sondage est d'environ, ou comment y répondre. Mais je me dis que si je l'afficher en français, le majoity d'entre vous ne saurez pas ce que je suis annonce. Mais il faudra faire joli et ceux qui peuvent se traduire, il sera en riant à ce que je suis annonce.
I don't know what this says, but, ooo lala
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#31 | 768 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
I don't know what this says, but, ooo lala
That's ok, neither do I, you could always copy it and go to google translate and I translate it from french to english. You could also just pretend it says something awesome and ignore it.
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#32 | 768 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
That's ok, neither do I, you could always copy it and go to google translate and I translate it from french to english. You could also just pretend it says something awesome and ignore it.
I did and you are right!
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#33 | 768 days ago

I will go with the Doctor Who universe.
But I want one of these:

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#34 | 768 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
I will go with the Doctor Who universe.
But I want one of these:

Ha, the TARDIS loop hole in the "catches." Well effing played. You are now king of the nerds.

(In the thread I stole this question from the work around was argued that the front door you walk through opens into a TARDIS in whatever universe or place or whatever. You win the poll.)
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#35 | 768 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Cannot, I even...
damn, marcus, you've never looked better.  Lost so much weight that you no longer look like : 
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#36 | 767 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
I have a 36" inseam.  It's time consuming and my most hated part of being a chick is leg shaving.
thank you for this image I now have in my head laugh
#37 | 766 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
thank you for this image I now have in my head laugh
then where is my respect for the image? lmao.
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#38 | 766 days ago

Nick__ wrote:



You want to go there because, secretly, you enjoy dressing up like this





damn, Jswol, are those knee pads you're wearing? lmao
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#39 | 766 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Im more a ding dong kinda girl. Crossover sounds good. Kill of the week? Why do you think we are making smores? Its 39 days later. You know those little stay fresh packets you find in shoes? They are really minute albino pigmy plankton, (of the radioactive kind) all shoe shoppers (those infected)...thatss all ive worked out in my head....in the middle of deciding on a gatlin gun or flame thrower?
I was going to offer you a twinkie. how about a twinkie surrounded by a couple of ding dongs?
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#40 | 527 days ago

well i would like the WALL E scenario to happen to me.......at the otherside of wormhole....





#41 | 523 days ago

I never did this? I shall in a moment
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#42 | 523 days ago

Easy.  I'm hangin with these guys. 






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#43 | 523 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
I was going to offer you a twinkie. how about a twinkie surrounded by a couple of ding dongs?
What's up homie?
#44 | 523 days ago

I walk into the Tardis and the 10th Doctor is waiting for me.

or

San Andreas

or

Bon Temps, definitely.


Is X-files considered an alternate reality? If so, that counts and I wanna be friends with Mulder.
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