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When news dropped that Jen Aniston got engaged to that dude (Who?), I immediately set the over / under on when he was going to cheat on her with a co-star at the Rio 2016 games. C'mon you know US Weekly already has the photoshop'd cover pic of them with the big rip down the middle saved on an art dept. server ready to go to press.

One thing led to another and me and some friends made an awesome game out of it Clue style. Thought I'd share and make it so your answers will be just like the board game with - roughly - the same number of possible outcomes. (I couldn't use the 6-6-9 answer options, but close enough.)

I'm debating making an actual game and selling it on Etsy.

Got it? Good. Go!
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 1. The affair will happen (0 points)
8%a. before the Sochi14 Winter Olympics
4%b. during Sochi14
29%c. after Sochi14
29%d. before the Rio16 Summer Olympics
4%e. during Rio16
25%f. some OTHER time
 2. He will have the affair (0 points)
13%a. with Scarlett Johansson
8%b. with Minka Kelly
17%c. with Ashley Tisdale
4%d. with Cate Blanchett
0%e. with Cameron Diaz
58%f. with some OTHER actress
 3. The affair will occur when they are both (0 points)
0%a. in a remake
8%b. in a reboot
8%c. in an action movie
42%d. in a romcom
4%e. in a sequel
0%f. in a prequel
17%g. in a period piece
21%h. in some OTHER genre

 &nbp;
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#22 | 708 days ago

I had to google him because I don't know that guy but I've seen that guy... and I'm writing in he's gonna have an affair with that skinny pasty boy from Twilight and Snow White.... kirsten? kristen stewart. That one.
1. before the Sochi14 Winter Olympics  2. with some OTHER actress  3. in a romcom  
  
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#1 | 708 days ago

I wish I had one of those 3D printers so I could make a Lohan Jenga game with tiny bottles of wine and prescription drugs, smashed up spots cars, stolen jewelry, etc. to stack and pull out instead of tiny wooden blocks.
1. before the Rio16 Summer Olympics  2. with Cate Blanchett  3. in a reboot  
#2 | 708 days ago

That would have been disgraceful if you had put Lohan on the list of women to cheat with. And Minka Kelly is marrying Derek Jeter, so take her off the list.

Not your fantasy dream girl list, but the list above.
1. after Sochi14  2. with Ashley Tisdale  3. in a romcom  
#3 | 708 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
That would have been disgraceful if you had put Lohan on the list of women to cheat with. And Minka Kelly is marrying Derek Jeter, so take her off the list.

Not your fantasy dream girl list, but the list above.
I put Minka on there specifically for the OMG! Radar Online/TMZ/Entertainment Tonight/all over the internet, complete 'freak out' factor ... and like married movies stars never have affairs. Ha!
1. before the Rio16 Summer Olympics  2. with Cate Blanchett  3. in a reboot  
#4 | 708 days ago

Real answers:

1)c
2)a
3)d

Poor, poor Jen.
1. some OTHER time  2. with some OTHER actress  3. in some OTHER genre  
#5 | 708 days ago

2015 - with Vanessa Hudgens - filming the reboot of the Dark Knight Rises, called The Amazing Dark Knight Rises
1. after Sochi14  2. with some OTHER actress  3. in a reboot  
#6 | 708 days ago
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Maybe Jen gets caught first !      3 Months from wedding Jen Jen is getting a lil testy and wondering wtf did i do marrying a D lister indecision wants a night out with the girls so they hit a rocking new night club and 3 bottles of bubbly later TMZ reporters catch a snap shot of her and Jim Carey making out falling into the limo.
1. before the Rio16 Summer Olympics  2. with some OTHER actress  3. in a romcom  
#7 | 708 days ago

Who is she engaged to?  Timberlake? 
1. before the Rio16 Summer Olympics  2. with Ashley Tisdale  3. in a romcom  
#8 | 708 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Who is she engaged to?  Timberlake? 
Some guy who wrote that thing who was in that other thing with her that nobody saw, but the trailer looked funny. You know.



That's a cut and paste from his IMDB page.
1. before the Rio16 Summer Olympics  2. with Cate Blanchett  3. in a reboot  
#9 | 708 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Some guy who wrote that thing who was in that other thing with her that nobody saw, but the trailer looked funny. You know.



That's a cut and paste from his IMDB page.
Sounds like an important fella.  They'll be divorced within a year. 
1. before the Rio16 Summer Olympics  2. with Ashley Tisdale  3. in a romcom  
#10 | 708 days ago

Jen and her beau are going to live happily ever after......Newman and Woodward style. HA! 
1. some OTHER time  2. with some OTHER actress  3. in a period piece  
#11 | 708 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Jen and her beau are going to live happily ever after......Newman and Woodward style. HA! 
You mean Carson and Joanna...Joanna...Joanna style....(at least Johnny married a woman with the same name...this way, if he called out an ex-wife's name in the heat of passion he wouldn't get in trouble)
1. after Sochi14  2. with some OTHER actress  3. in a period piece  
#12 | 708 days ago

Why does she always get cheated on? 

Maybe she should star in Fifty Shades of Grey.
#13 | 708 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Jen and her beau are going to live happily ever after......Newman and Woodward style. HA! 
 this
1. before the Rio16 Summer Olympics  2. with Cate Blanchett  3. in a reboot  
#14 | 708 days ago

this must be how captainseafood feels all the time.
1. after Sochi14  2. with some OTHER actress  3. in an action movie  
#15 | 708 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
2015 - with Vanessa Hudgens - filming the reboot of the Dark Knight Rises, called The Amazing Dark Knight Rises
for some reason that sounds like an interracial porn title. LMAO
1. after Sochi14  2. with Ashley Tisdale  3. in a romcom  
#16 | 708 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Who is she engaged to?  Timberlake? 
no, that would be the woman I will get into a cheating magazine, Jessica Biel.
1. after Sochi14  2. with Ashley Tisdale  3. in a romcom  
#17 | 708 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Jen and her beau are going to live happily ever after......Newman and Woodward style. HA! 
no one does that these days.
1. after Sochi14  2. with Ashley Tisdale  3. in a romcom  
#18 | 708 days ago

icfeet wrote:
You mean Carson and Joanna...Joanna...Joanna style....(at least Johnny married a woman with the same name...this way, if he called out an ex-wife's name in the heat of passion he wouldn't get in trouble)
I was doing that when I was dating my ex-wife (3 women, all named KIM). leave it to me to choose the wrong one.
1. after Sochi14  2. with Ashley Tisdale  3. in a romcom  
#19 | 708 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
2015 - with Vanessa Hudgens - filming the reboot of the Dark Knight Rises, called The Amazing Dark Knight Rises
Excellent call on Hudgens. "She probably has an Old English font 'Home Wrecker' w/roses tramp stamp." via my man Irv.

I'm gonna have to start conferring with the rest of La Q-sa Nostra before making weird polls instead of just flying off the handle like Sonny. They need to be well thought out.
1. before the Rio16 Summer Olympics  2. with Cate Blanchett  3. in a reboot  
#20 | 708 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
this must be how captainseafood feels all the time.
you got me in trouble for laughing out loud at that one, sexy.
1. after Sochi14  2. with Ashley Tisdale  3. in a romcom  
#21 | 708 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Excellent call on Hudgens. "She probably has an Old English font 'Home Wrecker' w/roses tramp stamp." via my man Irv.

I'm gonna have to start conferring with the rest of La Q-sa Nostra before making weird polls instead of just flying off the handle like Sonny. They need to be well thought out.
it wouldn't hurt. lol.
1. after Sochi14  2. with Ashley Tisdale  3. in a romcom  
#22 | 708 days ago

I had to google him because I don't know that guy but I've seen that guy... and I'm writing in he's gonna have an affair with that skinny pasty boy from Twilight and Snow White.... kirsten? kristen stewart. That one.
1. before the Sochi14 Winter Olympics  2. with some OTHER actress  3. in a romcom  
#23 | 708 days ago

the affair happened last night when Jen stopped by my house coolyes
mail me the prize money.
#24 | 708 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I had to google him because I don't know that guy but I've seen that guy... and I'm writing in he's gonna have an affair with that skinny pasty boy from Twilight and Snow White.... kirsten? kristen stewart. That one.
Very nice. See Q-sa Nostra comment above. I feel like I've failed society on this one.
1. before the Rio16 Summer Olympics  2. with Cate Blanchett  3. in a reboot  
#25 | 708 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Excellent call on Hudgens. "She probably has an Old English font 'Home Wrecker' w/roses tramp stamp." via my man Irv.

I'm gonna have to start conferring with the rest of La Q-sa Nostra before making weird polls instead of just flying off the handle like Sonny. They need to be well thought out.
i hope you never stop flying off the handle. i will make a weird, nonsensical poll to make you feel better.
1. after Sochi14  2. with some OTHER actress  3. in an action movie  
#26 | 708 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Very nice. See Q-sa Nostra comment above. I feel like I've failed society on this one.
Ha. I never read the comments before I post... and by never I mean hardly ever... and you spitball better than all the rest. It's durrty but quite necessary. Well done, sir.
1. before the Sochi14 Winter Olympics  2. with some OTHER actress  3. in a romcom  
#27 | 708 days ago

I don't understand. Thanks for playing!
1. some OTHER time  2. with some OTHER actress  3. in some OTHER genre  
#28 | 708 days ago

I liked the Stewart and Hudgens picks so much, I think they already need a "Brangelina" couple name.

Junessa

Stewroux

...this may need a follow up idiot poll.
1. before the Rio16 Summer Olympics  2. with Cate Blanchett  3. in a reboot  
#29 | 708 days ago

I chose Minka precisely because she's engaged to that herpes manifestation.
1. during Rio16  2. with Minka Kelly  3. in a sequel  
#30 | 707 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I liked the Stewart and Hudgens picks so much, I think they already need a "Brangelina" couple name.

Junessa

Stewroux

...this may need a follow up idiot poll.
Stewroux sounds edible.... but I wouldn't taste it.
1. before the Sochi14 Winter Olympics  2. with some OTHER actress  3. in a romcom  

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