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Welcome to Cougar Town
Milf Monday is a tad too graphic, so I'm switching it up to "Cougar Town" and it's current population of hot moms.

The Rules:
- Has to have kid(s)
- Kid(s) must be at least 21. *20 is the absolute Mendoza line, so gussied up Kate + 8 doesn't count. (Don't hate, only God and the internet can judge me.)*
- In the public eye(ish). ** You may add 'Tina in Human Resources' but you will not be given credit. Do share stories though.**
- For dudes, the line is higher ladies. Must be 50+ Most guys age better, so they need a higher degree of difficulty. Also NO Clooney. (See first rule of Cougar Town)


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| Closed on 04/08/14 at 11:45PM
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#31 | 705 days ago

this poll is making me want to off myself before i hit 50.
  
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#1 | 705 days ago

The Mendoza Line was added specifically for Sofia.


I think he's only 20?
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#2 | 705 days ago

Wait...the kid of said cougar has to be at least 20?  S**t..this is gonna be rough.
#3 | 705 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
You don't know that Clooney doesn't have kids! Hater.
Since the men have to be 50+, I'm ignoring the kids have to be 21 rule, over 18 should suffice...plus you didn't specify it for the men.
Stanley Tucci
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#4 | 705 days ago
unopescatore (+)

https://cougarlife.com/search/public
#5 | 705 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
So not only do you expect me to look for hot chicks, but I also have to find out if their kids are old enough to drink? 


Also Ash who is that cracker and what is your obsession with one of the former leaders of the Crips gang? And get his name right it is Stanley "Tookie" Williams.
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#6 | 705 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
easy:


i had to do a little research, but he has three daughters, two of which i'm younger than. so we could make it weird.

cut list: viggo, bills pullman & paxton, and dylon mcdermott (not sure about the elligibility though). oh wait. i meant dermot mulroney. but he's 48 and doesn't have kids. who is dylan mcdermott...?

he was the naked butt from american horror story??

dylan is back on the list.
#7 | 705 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
So not only do you expect me to look for hot chicks, but I also have to find out if their kids are old enough to drink? 


Also Ash who is that cracker and what is your obsession with one of the former leaders of the Crips gang? And get his name right it is Stanley "Tookie" Williams.
LMAO..yeah..im googling s**t like "Old MILF Rachel Hunter Age of Children"
#8 | 705 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Demi Moore


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#9 | 705 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
So not only do you expect me to look for hot chicks, but I also have to find out if their kids are old enough to drink? 


Also Ash who is that cracker and what is your obsession with one of the former leaders of the Crips gang? And get his name right it is Stanley "Tookie" Williams.
There must always be a 'degree of difficulty' with my shenanigans. It's in The Art of Nyce, there's a forward by Sun Tsu. It's available on amazon as an e-book (comic sans font) and the audio book was read by Leigh at 4:30 in the morning after she went out for her birthday a few years ago.
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#10 | 705 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Suzanne Somers


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#11 | 705 days ago

wtf? If this is Cougar Town why do we girls have to pick the older dudes? Ish.
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#12 | 705 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Sophia!  heartheartheart


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#13 | 705 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
You don't know that Clooney doesn't have kids! Hater.
Since the men have to be 50+, I'm ignoring the kids have to be 21 rule, over 18 should suffice...plus you didn't specify it for the men.
Stanley Tucci
Great sub rule. See people, this is how you dive into my pool of nonsense head first, no toe dipping. 
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#14 | 705 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Jason_ wrote:
LMAO..yeah..im googling s**t like "Old MILF Rachel Hunter Age of Children"
See this is f**king bullsh!t, you can't even use Kathy Ireland, because her oldest child is only 18!
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#15 | 705 days ago

<<<<she's cougarlicious (did I do this right? was i suppose to pick a man?)
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#16 | 705 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Sophia!  heartheartheart


Here's a pic from 2011, she has a Big Ang thing going on now.



As such, I'm going to deduct a point and warn your corner.
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#17 | 705 days ago

I'll be back.  I was going to say Mark Harmon, turns out, he has a hairy back,,,,,,,bleh............
                    I was ---------------- Kevin Costner, turns out, every picture he is wearing at least 2 layers of clothes,  makes me ?

This is gonna be harder than I thought.
#18 | 705 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
See this is f**king bullsh!t, you can't even use Kathy Ireland, because her oldest child is only 18!
Somebody needs a time out or a nap or something? Where the hell is his binky anyway?
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#19 | 705 days ago

Jess wrote:
wtf? If this is Cougar Town why do we girls have to pick the older dudes? Ish.
...well ain't this the bot calling the kettle black? My retort would be the little things in the CoC.
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#20 | 705 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
For a chick, I've been digging Lolita Davidovich lately:
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#21 | 705 days ago

Good lord...i thought i had one in the bag with Monica Bellucci since she's in her 50's but her f**king kid is like 12 or some sh**.
Im not f**king some medicare recipient.  Jason =/= Paul Ryan.
#22 | 705 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
...well ain't this the bot calling the kettle black? My retort would be the little things in the CoC.
Well then new rule. If we're old enough that 20yrs our junior is still legal, they're fair game.
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#23 | 705 days ago

GODF**KINGDA**IT Linda Fiorentino doesnt have kids!?!?
#24 | 705 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
For a chick, I've been digging Lolita Davidovich lately:
Hmmmmm, idk? Lolita on the left is in. (+ pts for freckle breasts) BUT, right Lolita - not even with Charlie Sheen's d!ck.

Judges?
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#25 | 705 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Somebody needs a time out or a nap or something? Where the hell is his binky anyway?
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#26 | 705 days ago

Jess wrote:
Well then new rule. If we're old enough that 20yrs our junior is still legal, they're fair game.
You had me at new rule...
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#27 | 705 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Hmmmmm, idk? Lolita on the left is in. (+ pts for freckle breasts) BUT, right Lolita - not even with Charlie Sheen's d!ck.

Judges?
I cant see your pic..but i looked up  more of her recent photos..and no.  Hell to the no.  Despite the red hair and freckles i dont think i could function properly enough to call it sex.
#28 | 705 days ago
Nick__ (+)

marcus_nyce wrote:
Here's a pic from 2011, she has a Big Ang thing going on now.



As such, I'm going to deduct a point and warn your corner.
booo!

Fine!



CHRISTIE BRINKLEY!

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#29 | 705 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Vanessa Williams



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#30 | 705 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Michelle Pfeiffer



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#31 | 705 days ago

this poll is making me want to off myself before i hit 50.
#32 | 705 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Michelle Pfeiffer



Holy Sh!t! Calm down give someone else a chance to post Anthony!
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#33 | 705 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
booo!

Fine!



CHRISTIE BRINKLEY!

Internet pervos agree and they see your cougar raise you this:

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#34 | 705 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Holy Sh!t! Calm down give someone else a chance to post Anthony!
I just spit my drink.
#35 | 705 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
easy:


i had to do a little research, but he has three daughters, two of which i'm younger than. so we could make it weird.

cut list: viggo, bills pullman & paxton, and dylon mcdermott (not sure about the elligibility though). oh wait. i meant dermot mulroney. but he's 48 and doesn't have kids. who is dylan mcdermott...?

he was the naked butt from american horror story??

dylan is back on the list.
YOU win!

LOVE LOVE LOVE him. ......even bald.



I will also add Denzil........so there, Bruce Willis, and Tim Daly 

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#36 | 705 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
richard_cranium wrote:
Holy Sh!t! Calm down give someone else a chance to post Anthony!
hahahahahaha!    And on that note...........................I'm spent....er....I mean, done!

You can post all the dudes!
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#37 | 705 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
this poll is making me want to off myself before i hit 50.
If it's any consolation, you're probably the "greatest mid-life crisis" ever. You should totally hook up with some crazy rich Texas oil tycoon guy. Sport car, ranch in Austin, personal chef, use of the jet, Texans season tix, seed money for an insane passion project, etc. 
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#38 | 705 days ago

kteacher wrote:
YOU win!

LOVE LOVE LOVE him. ......even bald.



I will also add Denzil........so there, Bruce Willis, and Tim Daly 

may i...?
#39 | 705 days ago

Hey that doesn't count if young Sophia doesn't!
#40 | 705 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
may i...?
 See......WINNER! Totally different pics and all WINNERS!
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#41 | 705 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
If it's any consolation, you're probably the "greatest mid-life crisis" ever. You should totally hook up with some crazy rich Texas oil tycoon guy. Sport car, ranch in Austin, personal chef, use of the jet, Texans season tix, seed money for an insane passion project, etc. 
did you peek at my bucket list?
#42 | 705 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 See......WINNER! Totally different pics and all WINNERS!
this one takes my breath away a little bit:
#43 | 705 days ago

<then & Now>
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#44 | 705 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
this one takes my breath away a little bit:
Have you heard him sing? Sigh.heart
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#45 | 705 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
kteacher wrote:
Have you heard him sing? Sigh.heart
yes! girrrrrl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EpL44uG8Nc

mm. total cheese but i swoon my face off.

p.s. total fart. "das letzte einhorn"
#46 | 705 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
richard_cranium wrote:
So not only do you expect me to look for hot chicks, but I also have to find out if their kids are old enough to drink? 


Also Ash who is that cracker and what is your obsession with one of the former leaders of the Crips gang? And get his name right it is Stanley "Tookie" Williams.
Don't call him that!! He is not a c*****. Tookie Williams?! I will cut you!




(I detest you so much)


sista, i do that with dermot and dylan...all the time. they are confusing. lol and good call on Pullman. He qualifies?
And Teach... mmm Tim Daly looks great right there!
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#47 | 705 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I cant see your pic..but i looked up  more of her recent photos..and no.  Hell to the no.  Despite the red hair and freckles i dont think i could function properly enough to call it sex.
He didn't post pics, he was looking at the ones I posted. lol With him, I'm surprised the one on the left made it.
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#48 | 705 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
yes! girrrrrl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EpL44uG8Nc

mm. total cheese but i swoon my face off.

p.s. total fart. "das letzte einhorn"
I loved that movie. lol
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#49 | 705 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Don't call him that!! He is not a c*****. Tookie Williams?! I will cut you!




(I detest you so much)


sista, i do that with dermot and dylan...all the time. they are confusing. lol and good call on Pullman. He qualifies?
And Teach... mmm Tim Daly looks great right there!
i can't get any intel on pullman's kiddos. but he has three! i'm gonna go ahead and say at least one is over 20.
#50 | 705 days ago

Do step children count as (having kids)?

If so I'm taking Betty White!


I need a judges ruling on this one.
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#51 | 705 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Do step children count as (having kids)?

If so I'm taking Betty White!


I need a judges ruling on this one.
1. Yes
2. I'll allow it.
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#52 | 705 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
He didn't post pics, he was looking at the ones I posted. lol With him, I'm surprised the one on the left made it.
I think I'm going thru a 50-yr-old-Ginger-GF thing right now? A personal curve ball if you will.
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#53 | 705 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I think I'm going thru a 50-yr-old-Ginger-GF thing right now? A personal curve ball if you will.
It is! Look at you! And, you're digging them with a little weight on them.... I saw you checking out Mama Sparks...
Maybe your next phase will consist of over 120lbs. Awww
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#54 | 705 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
this poll is making me want to off myself before i hit 50.
want to do a murder/suicide? please?
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#55 | 705 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
easy:


i had to do a little research, but he has three daughters, two of which i'm younger than. so we could make it weird.

cut list: viggo, bills pullman & paxton, and dylon mcdermott (not sure about the elligibility though). oh wait. i meant dermot mulroney. but he's 48 and doesn't have kids. who is dylan mcdermott...?

he was the naked butt from american horror story??

dylan is back on the list.
dylan mcdermott was the lead actor on THE PRACTICE.
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#56 | 705 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
GODF**KINGDA**IT Linda Fiorentino doesnt have kids!?!?
WHY DO I GET THE FEELING YOU WANT TO HELP HER WITH THAT?
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#57 | 705 days ago



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#58 | 705 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
It is! Look at you! And, you're digging them with a little weight on them.... I saw you checking out Mama Sparks...
Maybe your next phase will consist of over 120lbs. Awww
Let's not get carried away. 115 is the new black.
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#59 | 705 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Let's not get carried away. 115 is the new black.
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#60 | 705 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
marcus_nyce wrote:
Let's not get carried away. 115 is the new black.
  
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#61 | 704 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
this poll is making me want to off myself before i hit 50.
Ahem    ...what's wrong with 50?





[Never mind......I already know.]
#62 | 704 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
easy:


i had to do a little research, but he has three daughters, two of which i'm younger than. so we could make it weird.

cut list: viggo, bills pullman & paxton, and dylon mcdermott (not sure about the elligibility though). oh wait. i meant dermot mulroney. but he's 48 and doesn't have kids. who is dylan mcdermott...?

he was the naked butt from american horror story??

dylan is back on the list.
true tale from last night: I'm watching Iron Man and I keep looking at the bald villain, I ALWAYS think I know this dude (I've seen this movie at least 22x). At some point I say "this old, bald dude is kinda hot, he can get it, I'm gonna post him in Nyce's poll".... It's the dvd on tv thing where they talk about the movies during the commercial, so dude that used to be on MTV goes "something, something, something, THE DUDE gets something, something, something". And I'm all :|,  "What?! It's "The Dude?!" Well, hot damn. Now, I see what sista means. lol
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#63 | 704 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
true tale from last night: I'm watching Iron Man and I keep looking at the bald villain, I ALWAYS think I know this dude (I've seen this movie at least 22x). At some point I say "this old, bald dude is kinda hot, he can get it, I'm gonna post him in Nyce's poll".... It's the dvd on tv thing where they talk about the movies during the commercial, so dude that used to be on MTV goes "something, something, something, THE DUDE gets something, something, something". And I'm all :|,  "What?! It's "The Dude?!" Well, hot damn. Now, I see what sista means. lol
this post made me squishy
#64 | 704 days ago

cheeky
#65 | 704 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
this post made me squishy
:D
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#66 | 704 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:


#1   is that miss hathaway from the old beverly hillbillies tv show??cool
#67 | 703 days ago

Ok I can't even get one, cause I am busy tweetin!
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#68 | 703 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Internet pervos agree and they see your cougar raise you this:

feet? perk.....
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#69 | 703 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
...well ain't this the bot calling the kettle black? My retort would be the little things in the CoC.
Older dudes hang so they need to be picked up lol No need to pick up the young dudes for they are always looking to pick a hot cougar lmao

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