They should have phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.

Boom!

They should have phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.

Boom!

Random Thoughts...

  Went to my kid's meet the teacher stupid thing last night.  Four classes worth of parents crammed into one f**king room.  People f**king stink.  And i dont mean that in a "i hate people" way....i mean these mother fu**kers ran a marathon and then sh** themselves before coming to this thing.   I was looking around thinking jesus h. is it me?   Stinky bi**hes were making me paranoid.  And the f**ked up thing about it...there was only one other dude there besides me!  Gross ass women!  And they were all soccer moms on top of that!  F**k i hate soccer moms...you know the ones i mean.  The ones that put on make up just to run to the grocery.  The ones that whisper gossip to their friends about who is wearing what and who they saw leaving..god forbid the Dollar Store..instead of Walmart.  The ones that go to church twice a week and wont let gays marry but on Monday mornings f**k the pool boy after their husbands leave for work.  Hypocrites.  I hate them and their spoiled f**king kids.  Die in a fiery car wreck you pieces of snobby elitist sh** and may your kids get aids.

         

Random Thoughts...

  Went to my kid's meet the teacher stupid thing last night.  Four classes worth of parents crammed into one f**king room.  People f**king stink.  And i dont mean that in a "i hate people" way....i mean these mother fu**kers ran a marathon and then sh** themselves before coming to this thing.   I was looking around thinking jesus h. is it me?   Stinky bi**hes were making me paranoid.  And the f**ked up thing about it...there was only one other dude there besides me!  Gross ass women!  And they were all soccer moms on top of that!  F**k i hate soccer moms...you know the ones i mean.  The ones that put on make up just to run to the grocery.  The ones that whisper gossip to their friends about who is wearing what and who they saw leaving..god forbid the Dollar Store..instead of Walmart.  The ones that go to church twice a week and wont let gays marry but on Monday mornings f**k the pool boy after their husbands leave for work.  Hypocrites.  I hate them and their spoiled f**king kids.  Die in a fiery car wreck you pieces of snobby elitist sh** and may your kids get aids.

         

Even after that uncomfortable last line I still had to throw out the funny.

They have outlets. Bring your own charger. (the more you know)

Fiery car wrecks make you uncomfortable?

BOLD?

BOLD?

Random Thoughts...

  Went to my kid's meet the teacher stupid thing last night.  Four classes worth of parents crammed into one f**king room.  People f**king stink.  And i dont mean that in a "i hate people" way....i mean these mother fu**kers ran a marathon and then sh** themselves before coming to this thing.   I was looking around thinking jesus h. is it me?   Stinky bi**hes were making me paranoid.  And the f**ked up thing about it...there was only one other dude there besides me!  Gross ass women!  And they were all soccer moms on top of that!  F**k i hate soccer moms...you know the ones i mean.  The ones that put on make up just to run to the grocery.  The ones that whisper gossip to their friends about who is wearing what and who they saw leaving..god forbid the Dollar Store..instead of Walmart.  The ones that go to church twice a week and wont let gays marry but on Monday mornings f**k the pool boy after their husbands leave for work.  Hypocrites.  I hate them and their spoiled f**king kids.  Die in a fiery car wreck you pieces of snobby elitist sh** and may your kids get aids.

         

What does "pinned" mean?

It means one wrestler beat the other.

what the hell's wrong with the dollar tree? f**k.

oh and if roger clemens comes back, i'll eat my hat which is a) covered in pet hair and b) definitely not nutritionally sound. i want to say i'm surprised that astros spoke to clemens about coming back, after dropping anyone worth more than 5 figures, but i can't. doesn't surprise me in the least. getting clemens would be like hanging a chandalier in a haunted house. plus he's an a**h**e. and demands 11million for about as many games, last time i checked. gross.

1. Were you nice to the teacher? 
2. Sign your name to chaperone a field trip?
3. 4 classes of what 12 kids probably meant ....what? like 30-40 parents? That's nothing.....well not really....it's something ......COMPLETELY UNFAIR! 

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IN other news......I'm getting my hair cut, I was pinned (I know I mentioned it before, but I'm still digging that sh*t, so I typed it again), I fixed my computer, and I'm getting my new glasses today. 

What does "pinned" mean?

What does "pinned" mean?

I saw it! It's very cute. Who pinned you?

1.  I didnt speak a single word to any of them. 
2.  No..but i do want to go to D.C. with them in April. I think.  It depends how many of the "stinkies" sign up.  If i have to talk to any soccer mom more than once ill end up f**king an electrical socket.
3.  You're cute when you're jealous.

I saw it! It's very cute. Who pinned you?

Random Thoughts...

  Went to my kid's meet the teacher stupid thing last night.  Four classes worth of parents crammed into one f**king room.  People f**king stink.  And i dont mean that in a "i hate people" way....i mean these mother fu**kers ran a marathon and then sh** themselves before coming to this thing.   I was looking around thinking jesus h. is it me?   Stinky bi**hes were making me paranoid.  And the f**ked up thing about it...there was only one other dude there besides me!  Gross ass women!  And they were all soccer moms on top of that!  F**k i hate soccer moms...you know the ones i mean.  The ones that put on make up just to run to the grocery.  The ones that whisper gossip to their friends about who is wearing what and who they saw leaving..god forbid the Dollar Store..instead of Walmart.  The ones that go to church twice a week and wont let gays marry but on Monday mornings f**k the pool boy after their husbands leave for work.  Hypocrites.  I hate them and their spoiled f**king kids.  Die in a fiery car wreck you pieces of snobby elitist sh** and may your kids get aids.

         

Somebody needs a trip to Starbucks...

Someone called Weeknd remade Dirty Diana, which is one of my top 8 songs ever, and #1 Michael Jackson song overall, yet I didn't hate it.

I think abc and fox aren't even trying anymore. I think they just want to premiere 12 new shows every 3 months, so they allow anyone to make a pilot. Decent ratings for one episode per, I guess. The lineups are awful. Some show called Coma is coming on, produced by the Scott brothers, and I'm wondering if it's based on the book I read as a kid...possibly by Robin Cook. I may give that and Chandler's new show a chance, but that's all.

Has anyone seen the latest Bourne movie?

1. Sigh. Did you at least make eye contact? Are they "aged" or rookie teachers?
2. D.C? Do you have to fundraise for this trip? If not, why? (And you should go regardless of the soccer moms.....think of your kid, time off work.........my amusement after reading about you dealing with 12 or so kids at a time. lol)
3. Bite Me.

Pardon this interruption, I f**king hate Paula Deen! I hope she gets Type 2 Diabetes and dies! That is all, carry on!

Uh...doesnt she already have that?

Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

In Oh-kluh-HOE-muh, a five year old boy was forced to turn his T-shirt inside out at school because he violated the school's dress code policy.  Nope, it wasn't anything as turrble as a "Jesus Loves You", or "F**k da police".  This rotten little miscreant had the audacity to wear a "Michigan Wolverines" shirt.  Seems the folks in the great Sooner state only allow their chilluns to wear OU or OSU or some other Oklahoma garbage apparel while in an institution of lurnin.  Seems to me like they'd want their youngsters growin up cheering for a winner, but to each his/her own, I suppose.

Mark Cuban is refusing to retire Jason Kidds jersey, because Kidd went on to become a New Yourk Knickerbocker after jetting from the Mavs.  It should be expected, I guess.  Classy moves aint exactly in Cuban's repetoire.

The WAC has announced that as of next year, it will be a non-football conference.  Cactus Jack is thinking this announcement is about 5 years too late.  The WAC hasn't been a football conference since the Smurf Turf Boys left them.

That's enough news for you F'ers today.

You've been edJACKated!

Random Thoughts...

  Went to my kid's meet the teacher stupid thing last night.  Four classes worth of parents crammed into one f**king room.  People f**king stink.  And i dont mean that in a "i hate people" way....i mean these mother fu**kers ran a marathon and then sh** themselves before coming to this thing.   I was looking around thinking jesus h. is it me?   Stinky bi**hes were making me paranoid.  And the f**ked up thing about it...there was only one other dude there besides me!  Gross ass women!  And they were all soccer moms on top of that!  F**k i hate soccer moms...you know the ones i mean.  The ones that put on make up just to run to the grocery.  The ones that whisper gossip to their friends about who is wearing what and who they saw leaving..god forbid the Dollar Store..instead of Walmart.  The ones that go to church twice a week and wont let gays marry but on Monday mornings f**k the pool boy after their husbands leave for work.  Hypocrites.  I hate them and their spoiled f**king kids.  Die in a fiery car wreck you pieces of snobby elitist sh** and may your kids get aids.

         

Oh the hate watch is going to be glorious this fall, lol. You forgot the monkeys with typewriters over at the peacock.That no more electricity apocalypse show is clearly just trolling us. WHY ARE THERE NO GUNS OR BIKES OR HORSES!!! THE COMMERCIALS FOR IT ARE THE HEIGHT OF STOOPIDITY! I have so much delicious venom in me for that show I can't handle it. And the Mexican standoff nuclear submarine thing is maybe a good movie, but it's going to die a slow, nothing happens, death like The Killing.Here's that show in a nutshell:

except it's with Andre Braugher and a nuclear sub. "Nobody move or the n-word uses the launch codes."

We should get together and watch some of these shows like Mystery Science Theater 3000

WAIT! Asking for supplies for kiddos that are not your own, is wrong? 

OMG, I saw that Braugher commercial y'day..mini stroke. It's ridiculous. And Revolution?! How many f***ing times are they gonna try the same show with a different title. Jericho was as good as it's gonna get, and it failed. I hate all the network stations. I'm about to start watching Tyler Perry presents... that one black chick and Spawn dude reruns.

We had that sh*t last night too, and i'm not going into the whole supply list thing with how many boxes of Kleenex, bottles of hand sanitizer,containers of air freshener and reams of copier paper they "need"  

WAIT! Asking for supplies for kiddos that are not your own, is wrong? 

Would you have preferred a PQ?

WAIT! Asking for supplies for kiddos that are not your own, is wrong? 

dude....u are LORD of the red X Nick.  Nice avatar....is that a Gerbil on the Chicago sky line?...it's cute bro.

My mom always bought extra whatever for me and my bro to take to school and give to the teacher for those who needed it. Actually a lot of Moms did if they could afford it. This was in the 70's, why is this a hot button topic in 2012? What's that saying about a village and raising a child?

I don't want most of the people in my village around my child.

Red X ???   HUH?   Not sure what you are on or what piece of crap system you are running, but all of the pictures are showing up, for everyone, on my end.

And as far as my avatar is concerned, people with GIANT female THONG underwear on their heads, really shouldn't speak of others avatars.

Good Day, sire!   GOOD DAY!

that's Linda's (DallasFan55) granny panties I had on my head from our romp in Atlantic City......woops did I just say that out loud.


Giants are gonna crush that Zima drinking Chicago Bears team Friday night.

Well seeing as how school districts don't provide that stuff anymore, shouldn't you?

I don't want most of the people in my village around my child.

Blah, blah, blah!    Yada, yada, yada!

You are sounding more like a Packers fan than anything else!  

Here is some free advise - don't be one of THOSE fans!  

1) it's a freakin Pre-Season game.......I could give 2 rat farts who wins this game!

2) Just because your boys won the Bowl last year, does NOT give you the right to act like a d-bag to all of the other fans.  
Or do you act that way regardless??   Be careful of the trash talking, there is a thing called KARMA that might end up injuring one or more of your star players!  Just sayin!  

Sportsmanship typically is regarded as a component of morality in sport, composed of three related and perhaps overlapping concepts: fair play, sportsmanship and character. 
Fair play refers to all participants having an equitable chance to pursue victory and acting toward others in an honest, straightforward, and firm and dignified manner even when others do not play fairly. It includes respect for others, including team members, opponents, and officials.
Character refers to dispositions, values, and habits that determine the way that person normally responds to desires, fears, challenges, opportunities, failures, and successes, and is typically seen in polite behaviors toward others, such as helping an opponent up or shaking hands after a match. An individual is believed to have a “good character” when those dispositions and habits reflect core ethical values.

You're Welcome!     

WAIT! Asking for supplies for kiddos that are not your own, is wrong? 

Not sure if racist or profound? = =     (**we sorely need a squinty eyed smiley up in this piece)

So I'm going with

Asking for 4 boxes of Kleenex  from each kid is excessive, 28 kids X 4 boxes per kid, really. Hand sanitizer, copier paper, air fresheners is ridiculous. I dont mind helping out others when th need arises, but dont  tell me my kid needs 5 glue sticks to start the year when one or two will do.

We buy supplies for our kids not the whole class. My mom bought the supplies we needed not the supplies the class needed. If little johnny needs glue or pencils  send out a note saying there is a need not just take what others have. The whole redistribution thing sounds familiar.

Not sure if racist or profound? = =     (**we sorely need a squinty eyed smiley up in this piece)

So I'm going with

Asking for 4 boxes of Kleenex  from each kid is excessive, 28 kids X 4 boxes per kid, really. Hand sanitizer, copier paper, air fresheners is ridiculous. I dont mind helping out others when th need arises, but dont  tell me my kid needs 5 glue sticks to start the year when one or two will do.

We buy supplies for our kids not the whole class. My mom bought the supplies we needed not the supplies the class needed. If little johnny needs glue or pencils  send out a note saying there is a need not just take what others have. The whole redistribution thing sounds familiar.

this is the best thing that has come of the astros/cardinals series so far - chuckie fick.

Good day, bitches.

Just doing my bi-annual check-in so those who care know I'm alive.  Those who don't, or those who wish me dead, carry on and pretend you never read this.  And I hope you get a rusty nail in your foot.  Right in the arch ... deep ... and you need to have it amputated.  Or live with jungle rot up to your knee for the rest of your miserable life.  

Love yoouuuuuuuu guys!!!  

Q'rs,
Actually Nick, really? change that avatar. All I can think of is its ugly ass every time I see it. (and you're no ugly ass)
I'm bitchy and pissy and really I am sick of myself with all this loathing, ugliness and the things/people i wish i could just smack the ignorance out of. Alcohol is helping but not enough. I might be homeschooling the boys, it's not because of the supplies, but like others already mentioned, my kid isn't't going to use 8 comp books the whole school year, 3 at most.  I buy for 3 because Joshua has two totally different set of classes: Life Skills/Gen Ed and they all need things. Then the snacks throughout the year which is divided up equally (my ass) 4 of us parents have been doing it for 3 years. It's tough out there and I am thankful I have and I don't mind sharing sometimes, but damn!!!!! Some folks take advantage (them are ones i want to smack)...so you see I have nothing but complaints so why bother.....pssshhhhh


PEACE

It must be rough being a 'Skins fan this time of year...all those hopes and dreams, coupled with the stark reality that your team sucks and they don't have a snowball's chance in the lower depths of Hades.

Oh well.

Hi.

It must be rough being a 'Skins fan this time of year...all those hopes and dreams, coupled with the stark reality that your team sucks and they don't have a snowball's chance in the lower depths of Hades.

Oh well.

Hi.

Look Ash, Cee Lo has a new pet for the next season of the Voice:

HA. Unless that's Columbus from Rio, I'm not sure about this.... 


I miss him though. yay

Look Ash, Cee Lo has a new pet for the next season of the Voice:

Another season of the voice .......

I realized on my way to work, that Christi is just a darker skin tone away from being the worst Republican ever.

Yes. I can tell you are really excited!!

Asking for 4 boxes of Kleenex  from each kid is excessive, 28 kids X 4 boxes per kid, really. Hand sanitizer, copier paper, air fresheners is ridiculous. I dont mind helping out others when th need arises, but dont  tell me my kid needs 5 glue sticks to start the year when one or two will do.

We buy supplies for our kids not the whole class. My mom bought the supplies we needed not the supplies the class needed. If little johnny needs glue or pencils  send out a note saying there is a need not just take what others have. The whole redistribution thing sounds familiar.

I never knew you were going to home school your kid. 

What? I was talking about the it takes a village comment in general. My "village" (the world) is full of pedos, murderers, idiots, and people I don't trust. I don't trust most. Had nothing to do with school.

Home school isn't an option since I'm poor and have to work, so she's been going to "school" since she was 6 weeks old. And she has always had and shall always get everything she needs for school from me.

I know. I was having a moment. They come every once in awhile...........more so lately....with election time coming up and other stuff. 

It means one wrestler beat the other.

Blah, blah, blah!    Yada, yada, yada!

You are sounding more like a Packers fan than anything else!  

Here is some free advise - don't be one of THOSE fans!  

1) it's a freakin Pre-Season game.......I could give 2 rat farts who wins this game!

2) Just because your boys won the Bowl last year, does NOT give you the right to act like a d-bag to all of the other fans.  
Or do you act that way regardless??   Be careful of the trash talking, there is a thing called KARMA that might end up injuring one or more of your star players!  Just sayin!  

Sportsmanship typically is regarded as a component of morality in sport, composed of three related and perhaps overlapping concepts: fair play, sportsmanship and character. 
Fair play refers to all participants having an equitable chance to pursue victory and acting toward others in an honest, straightforward, and firm and dignified manner even when others do not play fairly. It includes respect for others, including team members, opponents, and officials.
Character refers to dispositions, values, and habits that determine the way that person normally responds to desires, fears, challenges, opportunities, failures, and successes, and is typically seen in polite behaviors toward others, such as helping an opponent up or shaking hands after a match. An individual is believed to have a “good character” when those dispositions and habits reflect core ethical values.

You're Welcome!     

also, and you will have to ask  Sharp Square,  hskrdave, Cactus_Jack, richard_cranium, WISAC1, and Nick__about this, but I am pretty sure being pinned meant you were going steady in high school in the '50's.

OK ...................on all that but the glue sticks. Your kid needs 5 glue sticks...........sorry, he/she does. They go through them like they're hot cheetos. Seriously, one glue stick can be used for just one "glue-sticking" project....not to mention the little angels seem to break them quite easy. (I prefer white glue)

As for the other stuff, I get the need...............for the whole year. It's not how I "roll." I prefer to just ask when the need is big because I don't have the room to store all that stuff. I only ask for stuff that is used by all .....not just a few. My list of supplies first day of school is only 5 things (and these are 5 things I require kids to have at HOME)----1. pencils and crayons/colored pencils or markers 2. ruler 3. glue or glue stick 4. scissors  5. library card, books to read at home, or signed slip to borrow books from my class library. (FYI-----you'd be surprised how fast a box of kleenex goes in the winter) Hand sanitizer is a must in my room. I squirt them each time they enter..........with 30 kids it goes quick. I usually get that myself------many stink and irritate my allergies so I prefer to buy that myself. Copy paper? -----If you all only knew how much of that we go through.....wow. There is absolutely no way that a teacher could only use that paper for your kid. Just for daily work alone, I go through a ream.....and I'm one of the ones who conserve. The air freshener thing seems stupid to me. Don't get me wrong, I get the need. Kiddos STINK. I just usually buy my own because a lot of smells bug me. 

Did someone roughly 10 years older than me say I could define pinning in the 50's?

for the record, I can, but that's because I'm educated, not f**king old.

who gave it respect?  I acknowledged said troll because damn if i'm going to sit here and be called old by a f**king fairy creature.

,,,I'm not saying you,,,,,I'm just saying, someone is throwing him some.  Someone with a like sense of "humor"

I live the closest for Christs sake,  Stranger Danger x 100

I think "Funny" needs to be added to this list.

But I am funny.  Seriously.  So no we can't add it for me.

Not you Dave, not you.

did u know u can eat eggs 5 weeks after their expiration date.

Yanks are blowing their freaken AL East lead.

Catalina...I haven't forgot u!!!!

Did you know that when you purchase a cake mix or pancake mix that already has eggs in it, that the eggs used to make the mix are months expired?

I know this is slightly off topic, but did you know that turkey egges are way better than regular old chicken eggs?

One word of advice though, if you plan on making a three egg omellette from turkey eggs, invite some friends.

Good day, bitches.

Just doing my bi-annual check-in so those who care know I'm alive.  Those who don't, or those who wish me dead, carry on and pretend you never read this.  And I hope you get a rusty nail in your foot.  Right in the arch ... deep ... and you need to have it amputated.  Or live with jungle rot up to your knee for the rest of your miserable life.  

Love yoouuuuuuuu guys!!!  

bitches doing your bi annual check?

I saw it! It's very cute. Who pinned you?

Good day, bitches.

Just doing my bi-annual check-in so those who care know I'm alive.  Those who don't, or those who wish me dead, carry on and pretend you never read this.  And I hope you get a rusty nail in your foot.  Right in the arch ... deep ... and you need to have it amputated.  Or live with jungle rot up to your knee for the rest of your miserable life.  

Love yoouuuuuuuu guys!!!  

finally admitted, you love,you also know who cares.