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Isaac vs RNC...
In certain circles it has been mentioned that Hurricane Katrina was God's wrath on New Orleans. Now we are looking at the possibility of Hurricane Isaac affecting the Republican Conference in Tampa Bay. First, I hope all who are in areas affected by any hurricane will be ok. I ain't hating.

Second, my question is, does God hate Republicans?

Please talk amongst thyselves...
| Closed on 09/10/12 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
19 Fans 
0%a. You are really trying to stir up some junk in here, aren't you, Beans?
0%b. Hurricanes are no laughing matter.
21%c. RNC is a laughing matter.
0%d. I am voting GOP, so shush.
11%e. I don't believe in God.
0%f. I don't believe in the RNC.
11%g. I don't believe in hurricanes.
0%h. I hope everyone will be OK, especially foks who pay their fair share of taxes.
5%i. I'm Beans and I want the hurricane to just go away.
5%j. I'm not Beans, and I want the hurricane to go away.
16%k. Where are Colbert and Stewart having their convention?
0%l. Are they still doing all that Tea Party stuff?
5%m. Did Teach tell you to do this?
0%n. You will never get 20 selections in this poll.
0%o. I have a lot to say about all this.
11%p. I got nada.
0%q. Other.
0%r. Smothered with others.
5%s. Covered with others.
11%t. Bam... #20.

 &nbp;
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#1 | 274 days ago

  
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#1 | 274 days ago

#2 | 274 days ago

Where are Colbert and Stewart having their convention?  
#3 | 274 days ago
unopescatore (+)

oh jezz....ya had to go there more political crapola.  indecision  this might come as a suprise to you....but it's Aug...hence there MIGHT be some hurricanes in Florida this time of year.   Now if a hurricane was to hit Florida in May....u may have something about god and the repubs.   U're just playing to all the liberal chicks on here bro....nice work....GET SOME!!!! devil
#4 | 274 days ago
unopescatore (+)

Jason_ wrote:
don't forget about the illegals too.
#5 | 274 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
oh jezz....ya had to go there more political crapola.  indecision  this might come as a suprise to you....but it's Aug...hence there MIGHT be some hurricanes in Florida this time of year.   Now if a hurricane was to hit Florida in May....u may have something about god and the repubs.   U're just playing to all the liberal chicks on here bro....nice work....GET SOME!!!! devil
Naw, I am drumming up business for these guys...

... 2012.

Rock the vote...
I'm Beans and I want the hurricane to just go away.  
#6 | 274 days ago

#7 | 274 days ago

Idk, but God hates vaginas. It's akin to... (I know that's just awful, but i cant help myself). I love the irony of churchies blaming natural disasters on whatever they hate via the wrath of their superstition. Where's your God now!?!? I'm literally delighted by this. I hope it doesnt happen tho because it's much too devastating for people.
Bam... #20.  
#8 | 274 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Your QB sucks.




#nine
Bam... #20.  
#9 | 274 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
RNC is a laughing matter.  
#10 | 274 days ago
unopescatore (+)

Beaneaters wrote:
Naw, I am drumming up business for these guys...

... 2012.

Rock the vote...
the chicks dig em....carry on!!!
#11 | 274 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
that gif. may have went better with a response to the "gay" comment
Bam... #20.  
#12 | 274 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Your QB sucks.




#nine
I almost just posted something very unlike me to you, and I feel bad for thinking it cause I dig your qb, so i'm not gonna say it out loud, but I god***n thought it. We'll see what happens.


Btw, **** you very much.
#13 | 274 days ago

Are we talking about a legitimate hurricane or the "other"?
Where are Colbert and Stewart having their convention?  
#14 | 274 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
derms33 wrote:
that gif. may have went better with a response to the "gay" comment
Fair enough but outside of the falcons QB being something that blows big time, I am not sure what the falcons have to do with this thread.
RNC is a laughing matter.  
#15 | 274 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Idk, but God hates vaginas. It's akin to... (I know that's just awful, but i cant help myself). I love the irony of churchies blaming natural disasters on whatever they hate via the wrath of their superstition. Where's your God now!?!? I'm literally delighted by this. I hope it doesnt happen tho because it's much too devastating for people.
That first line makes me think of this:

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God". St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.

 


OK Beans, who is the Stay-puff marshmallow guy and the arthritic old codger who looks like he is taking a dump in his depends?

#16 | 274 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Idk, but God hates vaginas. It's akin to... (I know that's just awful, but i cant help myself). I love the irony of churchies blaming natural disasters on whatever they hate via the wrath of their superstition. Where's your God now!?!? I'm literally delighted by this. I hope it doesnt happen tho because it's much too devastating for people.
I saw a comment about this somewhere else, so I decided to create a political/religous poll which I normally completely aviod. But it does amaze me that when disasters occur folks like to say God is punishing someone. Disasters occur all over, they are natural phenomenon. No one is holding a huge magnifying glass over different areas of Earth toasting folks. It's known as the '**** happens' theory.

Plus, I created this in hopes that I would see a cyber cat fight. angel
I'm Beans and I want the hurricane to just go away.  
#17 | 274 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
I saw a comment about this somewhere else, so I decided to create a political/religous poll which I normally completely aviod. But it does amaze me that when disasters occur folks like to say God is punishing someone. Disasters occur all over, they are natural phenomenon. No one is holding a huge magnifying glass over different areas of Earth toasting folks. It's known as the '**** happens' theory.

Plus, I created this in hopes that I would see a cyber cat fight. angel
Well you're pretty f**king close.
#18 | 274 days ago



Speaking of Falcons , should of just named the Hurricane Matty -  That way it was sure to check down short and never make it to the shore !  problem solved cool



I got nada.  
#19 | 274 days ago
unopescatore (+)

Beaneaters wrote:
I saw a comment about this somewhere else, so I decided to create a political/religous poll which I normally completely aviod. But it does amaze me that when disasters occur folks like to say God is punishing someone. Disasters occur all over, they are natural phenomenon. No one is holding a huge magnifying glass over different areas of Earth toasting folks. It's known as the '**** happens' theory.

Plus, I created this in hopes that I would see a cyber cat fight. angel
Janet left....nobody else has the balls. laughsurprise
#20 | 274 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
Janet left....nobody else has the balls. laughsurprise
Funny. I was thinking the same thing...............................................for entirely different reasons, but still. laugh
Where are Colbert and Stewart having their convention?  
#21 | 274 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:


Speaking of Falcons , should of just named the Hurricane Matty -  That way it was sure to check down short and never make it to the shore !  problem solved cool



He's dreamy.

I have such a #80 buffy in ma pantz, that I'd make out with him at a Chick-Fil-A then get my 'legitimate' chicken sandwich aborted.

#3Birds1Stone
Bam... #20.  
#22 | 274 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:


Speaking of Falcons , should of just named the Hurricane Matty -  That way it was sure to check down short and never make it to the shore !  problem solved cool



lick my ***
#23 | 274 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
lick my ***


Bask in his warm warm glory.
Bam... #20.  
#24 | 274 days ago

i can't believe i actually found this! it made me giggle a while ago:
I don't believe in hurricanes.  
#25 | 274 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i can't believe i actually found this! it made me giggle a while ago:



The truth is often brought to light via mysterious messengers !     enlightened
I got nada.  
#26 | 274 days ago

Why can't I choose more than ONE???

What is really scary is that they will keep the event going even if it hits...and we won't miss a single person that goes missing!!

I don't even think anyone will even know who is there!!
RNC is a laughing matter.  
#27 | 274 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Are we talking about a legitimate hurricane or the "other"?
I think you meant a forcible hurricane. Simple mistake.
#28 | 274 days ago

Nyce jokes! 

Hurricanes bring work.  Lots of it.  That goes against the Republicans plan, so I'm in.
I'm also prepared, bring it...



Bad Karma is a b*tch.
Covered with others.  
#29 | 274 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
lick my ***


Where are Colbert and Stewart having their convention?  
#30 | 274 days ago

You are really trying to stir up some junk in here, aren't you, Beans? Looks like it, but it doesn't appear to have taken
Hurricanes are no laughing matter. True
RNC is a laughing matter. True
I am voting GOP, so shush. Hell no I'm not.
I don't believe in God. You're right, I don't, and I find religion's oversized influence over this country and the world to be a blight on society. (how's that for stirring junk up!)
I don't believe in the RNC. I certainly don't believe in anything they say. I don't think they have much influence over the party or its base anyway.
I don't believe in hurricanes. Yes, I do.
Where are Colbert and Stewart having their convention? Damn, that brings back memories of the Rally to Restore Sanity.
Are they still doing all that Tea Party stuff? Unfortunately, yes.
Did Teach tell you to do this? Probably
I don't believe in God.  
#31 | 274 days ago

(Edited by anthonyrichardlouisnaught)
marcus_nyce wrote:
Idk, but God hates vaginas. It's akin to... (I know that's just awful, but i cant help myself). I love the irony of churchies blaming natural disasters on whatever they hate via the wrath of their superstition. Where's your God now!?!? I'm literally delighted by this. I hope it doesnt happen tho because it's much too devastating for people.
dude, that was the boldest statement you've made yet.

However, God doesn't hate vaginas, uteruses or ovaries. That would be the Republicans. Every single sex scandal but one in the last 25 years involving a Republican has been about gay sex. Yet, they vote against gay marriage, rights of gay people, and try to legislate against a woman's vagina and her right to choose to do whatever she wants to do with it every chance they get.

Do you know why sex with a Democrat is better than sex with a Republican?

When's the last time you ever heard anyone say they want to get a piece of elephant?

Boo- yah, biotches, I'm out of here tonight. And you better show me the love for that one ^^^^^^^^^^
RNC is a laughing matter.  

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