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Filter Error 09/18 (Edited 09/18/12 10:39AM by kobe_lova)
Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 


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| Closed on 09/30/12 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
15 Fans 
7%a. Huh huh huh hu-uh huh...
20%b. I lost my mind and still haven't found it...
20%c. Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream...
7%d. You know I love you like cooked food...
20%e. I wipe my own **s...
0%f. Tequila again...
27%g. Beaneaters...

 &nbp;
TOP COMMENT * * * * * * * * * * * *
#2 | 247 days ago

Morning. 

Mitt Romney has successfully made me dislike him each day I hear him speak. For someone ...........nevermind. I just can't. Good thing my bro in law and sister will be visiting this week--------------I can't wait to hear my bro in law's thoughts on things. If it's hot as b*lls still, I may punch him in his "I hate California" "I don't Feel bad for Poor People......they can go get a job" head!

Today's my mom's birthday. She's 69 (shut up! She's my mother and I will punch you in your head!)



Have a meaningful day. 

P.S. I want my hockey FIXED!
Beaneaters...  
  
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#1 | 247 days ago

(Edited by jswol54)
First




Howdy Folks,

I built a fire last night night.  Instead of shredding a bunch of old bills, medical records, etc...I burned them in a fire pit behind my place.  The rain came a little too early, though. 

The replacement refs are terrible. 

Julia Jones can't catch a cold.

Peyton Manning royally screwed m\y fantasy squad.  Dude looked like the stuntman for Ryan Leaf. 

I made Chicken Marsala for dinner and had enough for leftovers aka lunch. 

Remember when SportsCenter actually showed highlights in the 90's?  I miss those days.  ESPiN is a dumpster fire.

Way to go Michael Turner.  A DUI at 5am?  You are not repping the MAC or the FALCONS very well, son. 

This is what I picture all Michigan fans/grads to behave like. 



"Da Prince"



Go Irish!
Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream...  
#2 | 247 days ago

Morning. 

Mitt Romney has successfully made me dislike him each day I hear him speak. For someone ...........nevermind. I just can't. Good thing my bro in law and sister will be visiting this week--------------I can't wait to hear my bro in law's thoughts on things. If it's hot as b*lls still, I may punch him in his "I hate California" "I don't Feel bad for Poor People......they can go get a job" head!

Today's my mom's birthday. She's 69 (shut up! She's my mother and I will punch you in your head!)



Have a meaningful day. 

P.S. I want my hockey FIXED!
Beaneaters...  
#3 | 247 days ago

this morning i wiped out in such a glorious way, that i actually popped both underwires. and now they're all creeping out the neck of my shirt quite regularly and very arc-y. i could be freaking out, but i imagine it looks kind of like this:


...there was actually a point on sunday where i thought a 2-pack of brasiers at family dollar seemed like a good idea.

i wanted to stay awake for the whole game last night because the first half was so promising that john fox's dome would catch fire, but by the start of the 4th, i was all like, this isn't happening. i hope i didn't miss anything exciting.

thanks for the song, sista! flashback to ballet warm ups, scopping silk flowers off the floor in first, second and fifth positions. it always smelled like bandaids in there. i think it was the rubbery floor.
required chapel time! eeeee!!!
#4 | 247 days ago
unopescatore (+)

that game was UNWATCHABLE last night.

made a banging fish (flounder) dinner last night for me and the kids....1 week till the fluke season closes....gotta stock up. laugh
#5 | 247 days ago
unopescatore (+)

kteacher wrote:
Morning. 

Mitt Romney has successfully made me dislike him each day I hear him speak. For someone ...........nevermind. I just can't. Good thing my bro in law and sister will be visiting this week--------------I can't wait to hear my bro in law's thoughts on things. If it's hot as b*lls still, I may punch him in his "I hate California" "I don't Feel bad for Poor People......they can go get a job" head!

Today's my mom's birthday. She's 69 (shut up! She's my mother and I will punch you in your head!)



Have a meaningful day. 

P.S. I want my hockey FIXED!
I would get along smashingly with u're bro in law. laugh  Is your sister a tree hugger hippie liberal like you?  (that's non of my business, but I had to ask)

Mitt is a d-ck but so is Obama. devil
#6 | 247 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
that game was UNWATCHABLE last night.

made a banging fish (flounder) dinner last night for me and the kids....1 week till the fluke season closes....gotta stock up. laugh


Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream...  
#7 | 247 days ago

Well, that was a bit of a fiasco last night.  Between Peyton playing catch with the Falcons in the first quarter, the refs just awarding a fumble without who seeing who had the ball, missed calls, reviews, 2 hours, that first half was brutal..  But when all was said and done, I was happy with the way the Broncos D played, even though the middle of the defense is a glaring weak spot that has been exploited the last two weeks.  I picked the Broncos to lose so I wasn't too disappointed, but giving up the ball 4 times, playing on the road in a hostile environment against a good team and only losing by 6 and having a chance late isn't the worst thing in the world.
And postgame notes, congrats to Michael Turner for knowing how to party.  I guess he didn't see the cop hiding in the wall

Selena Gomez and her weird face was hanging out, almost literally, without her girlfriend.  I think they're still together.. Who knows, just look



Have a wonderful day kids, and here's a little ditty that will get you grooving in your chairs

Empire of the Sun - Walking on a Dream
#8 | 247 days ago

twisted tuesday is upon and its raining in the Big Apple and I am tired as a drunk d**k dog today. Someone bring me coffee or better yet
Beaneaters...  
#9 | 247 days ago
unopescatore (+)

jswol54 wrote:


#10 | 247 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
I would get along smashingly with u're bro in law. laugh  Is your sister a tree hugger hippie liberal like you?  (that's non of my business, but I had to ask)

Mitt is a d-ck but so is Obama. devil
She is a "Go Alonger." So you'd probably like her. 

And no......believe what you will about Obama's policies and such (that's what makes this country so great), but he's not a d-ck. Mitt definitely has that all bottled up for himself. mail
Beaneaters...  
#11 | 247 days ago

Today is National Cheeseburger Day....get ya grub on, people. 





And the best burger in the world....brought to you by Kuma's...

Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream...  
#12 | 247 days ago
unopescatore (+)

kteacher wrote:
She is a "Go Alonger." So you'd probably like her. 

And no......believe what you will about Obama's policies and such (that's what makes this country so great), but he's not a d-ck. Mitt definitely has that all bottled up for himself. mail
I believe all politicians are full of it, they just tell ya what ya wanna hear for the most part.  It's kinda like interviewing a QB after the game....they give ya the usual BS about the game and their performance but they really don't speak the truth....I'd love to hear what they say to their buddies.....cause it wouldn't be the same I assure you that.

seems like Obama is kinda like a Kings player to you.....he can say and do no wrong, unless he was on a different team.


  

Get a job ya bums.....as u're bro in law would say. laugh
#13 | 247 days ago

If drugs are illegal, why are there designated drug-free zones?
#14 | 247 days ago


Good Morning Qville !



When a Politician says i was speaking " off the cuff "  for me that means ...........  i really wish that everyone didn't hear me say what i really think indecision  and once i get some smarter guys to put a spin on it you will see what i was saying was really yadda yadda and not the way you really heard it and what i really think even though i said it that way !  



Guess i can't say im shocked some people believe the NFL replacement ref's are doing a fine job. Ya can sell some people anything.


Would be nice to see ...





and i never really get tired of  .......




That is All !
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh...  
#15 | 247 days ago

(Edited by Joe_L)
So, Micheal Turner made $294,118 last night and can't afford to get a cab? 

These replacement refs are AWESOME!



New book out, you too can become a replacement ref.
#16 | 247 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:

Good Morning Qville !



When a Politician says i was speaking " off the cuff "  for me that means ...........  i really wish that everyone didn't hear me say what i really think indecision  and once i get some smarter guys to put a spin on it you will see what i was saying was really yadda yadda and not the way you really heard it and what i really think even though i said it that way !  



Guess i can't say im shocked some people believe the NFL replacement ref's are doing a fine job. Ya can sell some people anything.


Would be nice to see ...





and i never really get tired of  .......




That is All !



Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream...  
#17 | 247 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
this morning i wiped out in such a glorious way, that i actually popped both underwires. and now they're all creeping out the neck of my shirt quite regularly and very arc-y. i could be freaking out, but i imagine it looks kind of like this:


...there was actually a point on sunday where i thought a 2-pack of brasiers at family dollar seemed like a good idea.

i wanted to stay awake for the whole game last night because the first half was so promising that john fox's dome would catch fire, but by the start of the 4th, i was all like, this isn't happening. i hope i didn't miss anything exciting.

thanks for the song, sista! flashback to ballet warm ups, scopping silk flowers off the floor in first, second and fifth positions. it always smelled like bandaids in there. i think it was the rubbery floor.
required chapel time! eeeee!!!
You're a Marlins fan now? indecision

Jesus things change quick around here.
#18 | 247 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
You're a Marlins fan now? indecision

Jesus things change quick around here.
no...but right now their manager alone is more fun to watch than the astros.
#19 | 247 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
no...but right now their manager alone is more fun to watch than the astros.
Oh, you imagining their home run statue had me wondering. I figure you could go get it and put it in your living room they'll never know, they don't use it.
#20 | 247 days ago

(Edited by Nick__)
Nothing's Shakin on Shakedown Street, cept work, work and, oh yeah, more work frown!


Los Cumpleaños felices a la mamá del Becky!!



JSwol, I figured out where your drinking problems started!


JSwol at 6 months




Jswol at 1.5 yrs old





JSwol at age 5





,  ,         &    



I wipe my own **s...  
#21 | 247 days ago

Check this out.  Some guy at the Cubs game last night made BJ facial expressions for an entire inning before getting the boot.  Hilarious. 


And it appears as though The Hoff is already celebrating National Cheeseburger Day.  Atta boy!

Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream...  
#22 | 247 days ago
unopescatore (+)

jswol54 wrote:



mesmerizing....I can watch that chick flip the cup for hours. surprise
#23 | 247 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Nothing's Shakin on Shakedown Street, cept work, work and, oh yeah, more work frown!


Los Cumpleaños felices a la mamá del Becky!!



JSwol, I figured out where your drinking problems started!


JSwol at 6 months




Jswol at 1.5 yrs old





JSwol at age 5





,  ,         &    



Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream...  
#24 | 247 days ago
unopescatore (+)

(Edited by Jess)
I found this funny:

Protester dies after inhaling fumes from burning American flag


HaHaHa ya pr**ks. laugh
#25 | 247 days ago

jswol54 wrote:



Dammit, I've been waiting for a chance to use that Jeremiah Johnson gif
#26 | 247 days ago

Oh yeah, I almost forgot!


42 year ago today, we lost a legend!


R.I.P 



Probably my favorite song, although, not sure I could pick 1 favorite, of his!

ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER

There must be some kind of way out of here
Said the joker to the thief
There's too much confusion
I can't get no relief
Businessmen they drink my wine
Plowmen dig my earth
None will level on the line
Nobody of it is worth

No reason to get excited
The thief he kindly spoke
There are many here among us
Who feel that life is but a joke
But you and I we've been through that
And this is not our fate
So let us not talk falsely now
The hour's getting late

All along the watchtower
Princes kept the view
While all the women came
And went bare feet servants too

Outside in the cold distance
A wild cat did growl
Two riders were approaching
And the wind began to howl
I wipe my own **s...  
#27 | 247 days ago

(Edited by Nick__)
jswol54 wrote:




I wipe my own **s...  
#28 | 247 days ago

Nick__ wrote:




I'm on the left (obviously)

Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream...  
#29 | 247 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Is this considered cybering?^^ I think so.
#30 | 247 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Is this considered cybering?^^ I think so.
Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream...  
#31 | 247 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
The Businesses of evil!

1. Banks

2. Insurance/Medical

3. Lawyers

There is no more lowlife greedy businesses than these!
I lost my mind and still haven't found it...  
#32 | 247 days ago
unopescatore (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
The Businesses of evil!

1. Banks

2. Insurance/Medical

3. Lawyers

There is no more lowlife greedy businesses than these!
4. Hippies
#33 | 247 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
#34 | 247 days ago

RIP, Steve Sabol.  I remember watching his films for literally hours on end.  He and his father were true pioneers.  SS will be missed.  Sad day for the NFL. 
Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream...  
#35 | 247 days ago
unopescatore (+)

jswol54 wrote:
RIP, Steve Sabol.  I remember watching his films for literally hours on end.  He and his father were true pioneers.  SS will be missed.  Sad day for the NFL. 
Salute!!!!!
#36 | 247 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I'm on the left (obviously)

I wipe my own **s...  
#37 | 247 days ago

sadRIP Steve Sabol. I don't generally shed a tear over people I don't know, but this one hit me. So sad.

In other news...
I'm not in the friggin mood today. 

 
I lost my mind and still haven't found it...  
#38 | 247 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
You still watch the WWF?  And who has it out for you (PQs)? 
Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream...  
#39 | 247 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
4. Hippies

I lost my mind and still haven't found it...  
#40 | 247 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
You still watch the WWF?  And who has it out for you (PQs)? 
He gets PQ's, from me, till after Satan's Helliday for bringing it up before summer is even over!
I lost my mind and still haven't found it...  
#41 | 247 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
He gets PQ's, from me, till after Satan's Helliday for bringing it up before summer is even over!
And for still watching wrasslin', no? 


"It's still real to him, dammit!"

Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream...  
#42 | 247 days ago

jswol54 wrote:



Lord her parents must be proud! and wishing they had sent her to stackers college instead!
You know I love you like cooked food...  
#43 | 247 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Lord her parents must be proud! and wishing they had sent her to stackers college instead!
They should be!


She's the FLIPPY CUP Champion!



I wipe my own **s...  
#44 | 247 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Good afternoon, today is the day that I begin to be part of the change I want to see. So, I am going canvassing for Senator Claire McCaskill, and Governor Jay Nixon. smiley   Both great democrats that have worked hard for this state. 

  Now, remember the part of Mo. I live in is about 97% republican. So, if by any chance you hear on the news how a loud mouthed Chicago democrat in s.w. mo. was beat up by some old people at the senior center, yep, you guys can start the jokes. frown
Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream...  
#45 | 247 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
Good afternoon, today is the day that I begin to be part of the change I want to see. So, I am going canvassing for Senator Claire McCaskill, and Governor Jay Nixon. smiley   Both great democrats that have worked hard for this state. 

  Now, remember the part of Mo. I live in is about 97% republican. So, if by any chance you hear on the news how a loud mouthed Chicago democrat in s.w. mo. was beat up by some old people at the senior center, yep, you guys can start the jokes. frown
Make sure you have new wheels on the walker.
#46 | 247 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
Good afternoon, today is the day that I begin to be part of the change I want to see. So, I am going canvassing for Senator Claire McCaskill, and Governor Jay Nixon. smiley   Both great democrats that have worked hard for this state. 

  Now, remember the part of Mo. I live in is about 97% republican. So, if by any chance you hear on the news how a loud mouthed Chicago democrat in s.w. mo. was beat up by some old people at the senior center, yep, you guys can start the jokes. frown
Why would you beat up someone that comes to the Senior Center to visit you?
I lost my mind and still haven't found it...  
#47 | 247 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

stfu you two!  I meant they are in the center not me. angry
Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream...  
#48 | 247 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
You still watch the WWF?  And who has it out for you (PQs)? 
No, not a big fan of watching the World Wildlife Federation.......sometimes, when nothing is on, I may watch Animal Planet, but not so much.


Kev is hitting me up with the PQ's........it's theee ultimate respect one can receive........KEV ROCKS!  yes
I wipe my own **s...  
#49 | 247 days ago

(Edited by ohwell_)
I need to get a 4th job.  My son is in ROTC and his sarge has him about talked into going in the military to get a college degree.
Good thing he is a freshman, we have 4 years to watch the world implode.  He could see I was upset, and told me he was just kidding.
Mmhmm.

I like Glenda, am going to be  canvassing for a Democrat.  Patrick Murphy is up against the *sshat Alan West.  Whatever it takes.

Rob has a sore throat so I am going to make some chicken and rice for dinner.  Comfort food.  

I could probably get away with wearing a dollar store bra,    Power to my old, smallish boobs, they still are perky.  Yay!


  
Beaneaters...  
#50 | 247 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
twisted tuesday is upon and its raining in the Big Apple and I am tired as a drunk d**k dog today. Someone bring me coffee or better yet
had to give you a PQ only because they don't have a ????WTF did he just say ???? button yet.
I wipe my own **s...  
#51 | 247 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Drake couldn't slap the video ho in the background without needing a DUMMIES book on how to do it.

And then, he'd f*ck that up and she'd f*ck him up.  Still think Chris Brown would take him out if they ever really fought.

That should be the next big pay-per-view fight: Chris Brown vs Drake. Especially since Floyd Mayweather would rather go to jail for 90 days than fight Manny Pacquaio for 36 minutes and millions of dollars.
I wipe my own **s...  
#52 | 247 days ago



Guess who the Commander- in-Chief is that made the call  to bomb them....thats right, its Bush's fault.
#53 | 247 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
The Businesses of evil!

1. Banks

2. Insurance/Medical

3. Lawyers

There is no more lowlife greedy businesses than these!
Finally, something we agree upon.
I wipe my own **s...  
#54 | 247 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
I need to get a 4th job.  My son is in ROTC and his sarge has him about talked into going in the military to get a college degree.
Good thing he is a freshman, we have 4 years to watch the world implode.  He could see I was upset, and told me he was just kidding.
Mmhmm.

I like Glenda, am going to be  canvassing for a Democrat.  Patrick Murphy is up against the *sshat Alan West.  Whatever it takes.

Rob has a sore throat so I am going to make some chicken and rice for dinner.  Comfort food.  

I could probably get away with wearing a dollar store bra,    Power to my old, smallish boobs, they still are perky.  Yay!


  
You know that on Facebook, there is a page dedicated to Allen West; it's called ALLEN WEST MUST GO IN 2012.
I wipe my own **s...  
#55 | 247 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
No, not a big fan of watching the World Wildlife Federation.......sometimes, when nothing is on, I may watch Animal Planet, but not so much.


Kev is hitting me up with the PQ's........it's theee ultimate respect one can receive........KEV ROCKS!  yes
I just PQ'd this post. 
Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream...  
#56 | 247 days ago

mojo wrote:


Guess who the Commander- in-Chief is that made the call  to bomb them....thats right, its Bush's fault.
Has to be Bush; paper is worth $2.60 in the photo and is dated September 29, 2008.

But I bet the Teapublicant's, the Republictards, and unopescatore tries to pin it on the Kenyan from Hawaii anyway.
I wipe my own **s...  
#57 | 247 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
Drake couldn't slap the video ho in the background without needing a DUMMIES book on how to do it.

And then, he'd f*ck that up and she'd f*ck him up.  Still think Chris Brown would take him out if they ever really fought.

That should be the next big pay-per-view fight: Chris Brown vs Drake. Especially since Floyd Mayweather would rather go to jail for 90 days than fight Manny Pacquaio for 36 minutes and millions of dollars.
I like your thinking here.  You have to take on the winner. Capiche? 
Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream...  
#58 | 247 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
Has to be Bush; paper is worth $2.60 in the photo and is dated September 29, 2008.

But I bet the Teapublicant's, the Republictards, and unopescatore tries to pin it on the Kenyan from Hawaii anyway.
It's from Cracked.com     Humor, not a real paper.  Good Lord.

Iran used them first in the 1980's.  I think they are saving American lives, but killing a ton of civilians in the process.
One of the things I don't agree with Obama for.   13 countries have them  It's also a major reason why in the USA
commercial photographers can no longer legally use model helicopters to shoot pictures. 
Beaneaters...  
#59 | 247 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I just PQ'd this post. 
   THANK YOU!  
I wipe my own **s...  
#60 | 247 days ago

mojo wrote:


Guess who the Commander- in-Chief is that made the call  to bomb them....thats right, its Bush's fault.
2006 the Defense Department started manufacturing them.

Even France has the damn things.  indecision
Beaneaters...  
#61 | 247 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
And for still watching wrasslin', no? 


"It's still real to him, dammit!"

greatest... sound clip... ever
#62 | 247 days ago

Tuesday needs its own theme, like Breasturday.
Today, Monday decided to show it's ass and replay itself.  It didn't even care when I told it that today is Tuesday.

#63 | 247 days ago

Caption This...

laugh
I lost my mind and still haven't found it...  
#64 | 247 days ago

I ain't got much, but this:

Beaneaters...  

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