Daaaaaaaa BEARS!






I want Joe's take on Cutty's performance last night. 

Getting MNF tix for the BEARS/Lions instead of going to the ND game.  Can't wait for Saturday.  I've decided to let my buddy throw a party at his crib for the NOTRE DAME/Miami game.  He has a badass projection screen TV that takes up a giant wall in his man cave.  Then we're gonna go out downtown for my buddy's b-day.  It's gonna be EPIC, folks. 

What's for lunch?  This honky is hungrier than Rosie O'Donnell after going 2 hours w/o food. 

 

Bar Refaeli wants to make a sex tape.

I think Romo got into Jay Zima's stash?!?!  Unopescatore, you may now stop calling Jay, Jay Zima and you may now call Tony, Tony Zima!!

5 picks!  2 defensive TD's



No INT's from CUTLER and only sacked 2x!!! O-LINE played pretty well, especially against WARE!   Plus, it was a Prime Time TV win............I wonder which CHICAGO team will show up next week??

This, my friends, is what gets us Chicago fans excited.  We see our team play this well and we see the potential. Lets hope they can play with consistency!

I will be a slave to work for most of the morning, so, I bid you ado!  I WILL MISS ALL OF YOU, but not as much as JSwol misses his MY LITTLE PONY!

speaking of tombstone, i finally taped it! i'll watch it soon.

i danced like a total white person last night.

i do not like this year's pink incorporated sideline hats.at all.

i had a dream i was driving the texans for a touchdown. except we are actually in a car in the middle of downtown houston. my mom's car. and it was total smashmouth carball. cops kept pulling us over or calling us short; momma's on the phone screaming in my ear asking "what the hell are you doing?" - "trying to score a damn touchdown. where is your head, woman!" foster saw a seam, got out & took it the rest of the way on foot. my celebration dance was me scratching my itchy poison ivy legs and now i've been up since we scored around 3:30am.

i also had a dinner date with sam the nephew and his friend elton bones.


(your move, stones.)

Well, she did state that she was looking for a SMALL audience!

That should push you to the top of the list!  

he's a cocky SOB.

Morning all! Busy as a beaver today, but getting it done. Tampa Bay Rays are out of any chancfe for a wild card spot, and Pittsburgh Pirates, well they never had a chance anyway. Getting psyched for trip to Pittsburgh this weekend. Go to therapy for my back tomorrow. SHould be interesting!

Not on regular tv, right? A movie channel? I'm excited. We should watch it together if it's not on a non-movie channel. Did you use a VHS?! 


(man, my nephew is big now)

Ok.....in all fairness, Cutler has had problems with the plays being called in from the sidelines, all season!  Before that sideline issue, when they were on the field, you can see him yelling at the sidelines asking what the play is.  This has been an issue every game!

By him doing that little sideline fiasco, I think he was making a strong point that "hey, I've told you for 4 weeks that the plays aren't coming in fast enough and no one is listening, so, maybe this will get your attention."

He is a cocky SOB though!

no, just the dvr. i got alladin too! i think tombstone was on tmc. i almost texted you this morning. i can't remember why. it'll come to me!

Oh, good. The 27th time you watch it, any channel will do, but the first needs to be as it was intended to be viewed. :)

I PQ'd this post. 

That sh*t needs to be seen on blueray to truly appreciate!

Buenos Dias, $h*theads!,

I dunno about that game last night.  I think I may have just fallen off the Romo-wagon.  F**k man, seriously?  Hell, I could throw that many picks, easy.  Looks like yet another year of just not giving a flying f**k about the NFL.  Mediocrity, thy name is Tony.

On the other hand, in the world of people that still play because they love the game, have I updated you F'ers on my HS team?  Well, we are currently 4-0, and averaging a measely 52.5 points per game.  Long f**king ways from the last two winless seasons.  Who woulda thunk it?

I don't think I have ever told you guys that my oldest son is a lifelong Orioles freak.  I guess picking perrinial losers to cheer for must run in the family.  Not this year though, them O's are for f**king real.  Anyone into the game wanna see a catcher that is one bad S.O.B needs to watch the O's.  That kid is f**king phenomenal.

So, tomorrow night is the big showdown.  Barry vs. Mittens in the debate over which p*ss* is going to be elected to lead the baddest mother f**king country on the planet.  Jeezus this country is in p*ss poor shape when this is the choice we have.  Those two candy a$$e$ couldn't whoop a drowned kitten, much less the super stud leading the Russkies back to dominance.  Where in the f**k is John Wayne when you need him?  I will not be watching.  I will be doing something much more entertaining....like slamming my d**k in a car door.

That's all the news for you F'ers.

You've been edJACKated!

me too!  

It's the little things that keep you entertained isn't it.  

when did Nick let you out of his closet?   Did he share his Zima's?

Ya know....for a misogynist, you sure are sensitive. 

Grow a pair. 

Of course he did!   It's only you he wouldn't share those with. 

That sh*t needs to be seen on blueray to truly appreciate!

Buenos Dias, $h*theads!,

I dunno about that game last night.  I think I may have just fallen off the Romo-wagon.  F**k man, seriously?  Hell, I could throw that many picks, easy.  Looks like yet another year of just not giving a flying f**k about the NFL.  Mediocrity, thy name is Tony.

On the other hand, in the world of people that still play because they love the game, have I updated you F'ers on my HS team?  Well, we are currently 4-0, and averaging a measely 52.5 points per game.  Long f**king ways from the last two winless seasons.  Who woulda thunk it?

I don't think I have ever told you guys that my oldest son is a lifelong Orioles freak.  I guess picking perrinial losers to cheer for must run in the family.  Not this year though, them O's are for f**king real.  Anyone into the game wanna see a catcher that is one bad S.O.B needs to watch the O's.  That kid is f**king phenomenal.

So, tomorrow night is the big showdown.  Barry vs. Mittens in the debate over which p*ss* is going to be elected to lead the baddest mother f**king country on the planet.  Jeezus this country is in p*ss poor shape when this is the choice we have.  Those two candy a$$e$ couldn't whoop a drowned kitten, much less the super stud leading the Russkies back to dominance.  Where in the f**k is John Wayne when you need him?  I will not be watching.  I will be doing something much more entertaining....like slamming my d**k in a car door.

That's all the news for you F'ers.

You've been edJACKated!

ya know Glenda....it's cause I asked him to treat u right.    I wouldn't even use a Zima as a chaser.

If the Cubs "EVER" win the World Series again....they should celebrate with ZIMA!!!!


I found pics from a Nick party, I think I see u in the closet Glenda:

Jack you can always jump on this bandwagon whilel there is plenty of room



Either one of these guys would have been the "John Wayne"  we needed, and i think Laurel really likes the first guy, if a**hat is a term of endearment and Janet was a "big fan" of the second guy

 

Are we sure that is Jay Cutler???

ya know Glenda....it's cause I asked him to treat u right.    I wouldn't even use a Zima as a chaser.

If the Cubs "EVER" win the World Series again....they should celebrate with ZIMA!!!!


I found pics from a Nick party, I think I see u in the closet Glenda:

Jack you can always jump on this bandwagon whilel there is plenty of room



Either one of these guys would have been the "John Wayne"  we needed, and i think Laurel really likes the first guy, if a**hat is a term of endearment and Janet was a "big fan" of the second guy

 

Nope that's not me in the closet ,but, pretty damn sure this picture came from your scrap book. 

Oh yeah, as for the first part...

who u kidding Glenda....that's definetly u're newly constructed Tornado safe room....least u're getting some use out of it.   Nick says Zima doesn't leave stains.

Please stop stalking my page and sending me snail mail requesting Favre c**k shots. 

You're just jealous!  I know that it was your goal to be on the HS Water Polo team!


I did find a few pics of you at a few NEW JERSEY parties!

So, that IM I received from you, 2 weeks ago, was another one of your blacked out, drunk IM's?!?!?!?

Dude!  MAKE UP YOUR MIND!  WTF!





 

Impossible.  I don't get on the Q when I'm drinking.  And even if I did, I wouldn't remember my password. 

You fail more than Tommie Harris last night. 

Impossible.  I don't get on the Q when I'm drinking.  And even if I did, I wouldn't remember my password. 

You fail more than Tommie Harris last night. 

Which is why Leigh is a GODDESS!

Here's Nick and Joe partying.  It's true because I googled it.  Who laid who? 

JSWOL hipster alert:



U're girl is still looking good though man.

Joe....   where are you? 

u talking to me...or another Joe?

Ok, I thought maybe I made you cry. You know like a little girl. 

And check out Nick at a party this past weekend.

Idk what this is about.... much like this thread today:

Nick....throw her arse back in the closet of u'res....she's got a mouth on her.   Spackle up that glory hole u drilled as well.  I know you were sticking Zima's in there for Glenda....but that's not what it's for bro.

went too far huh....I thought it was funny...but I am a sick bastard.

Glenda is drilling a glory hole in her tornado proof room at the moment though. :)

This is a classy move by the Marlins.

Opponents better not fall behind: Good luck trying to overcome a second half deficit against this veteran Bears’ defense. The Bears are now 53-10 under Lovie Smith when they lead at halftime. Quite simply, the Bears have always been a team built to hold a lead because of terrific special teams and an opportunistic defense that forces turnovers, sometimes in bunches. Since 2004, the Bears own a 45-9 record when they win the turnover battle, a feat that is easier to accomplish when the other team is playing from behind and therefore forced to pass more in an attempt to catch up. Four of Tony Romo's five interceptions came in the second half when Dallas went down 10 points. See the coincidence?

Col Alan West is probably good to have next to you in a firefight, as long as you are not a woman, gay or non-white.
Token Black Congressmen does not represent his constituents, only his ALEC buddies.  He can suck it.  Behind in all the polls.
He's just out of control.  Seems to be a pattern.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1BcISId0Mg&feature=youtu.be

Started season 6 of Dexter, not having movie channels for a year messed me up.  It's my replacement Breaking Bad.  
The Voice and Survivor are the only other shows I have been watching.  I'd rather sort socks.  TV sucks in general.


I had some other stuff, but I accidentally erased it.  Eff it.   I'm gonna go stare in the fridge and the pantry.  I don't want to go the grocery.  

Godsmack- Go Away
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77tvDMkc9eE

Like this?

I love do overs.  

No, my freezer is on the bottom.

I like the bottom! 

  (not crying - that's me sticking nails in my eyes...for real)


Ur or urs = lazy form of your or yours = belonging to you
U'r = lazy form of you're = you are

You'res or u'res, or even your's = fake or made up words. They don't exist as a correct form of any word or combination of words in the English language.


I'm sorry. I just...I couldn't do it anymore. It was making my brain scream.

I thought you loved Leftovers?  

Col Alan West is probably good to have next to you in a firefight, as long as you are not a woman, gay or non-white.
Token Black Congressmen does not represent his constituents, only his ALEC buddies.  He can suck it.  Behind in all the polls.
He's just out of control.  Seems to be a pattern.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1BcISId0Mg&feature=youtu.be

Started season 6 of Dexter, not having movie channels for a year messed me up.  It's my replacement Breaking Bad.  
The Voice and Survivor are the only other shows I have been watching.  I'd rather sort socks.  TV sucks in general.


I had some other stuff, but I accidentally erased it.  Eff it.   I'm gonna go stare in the fridge and the pantry.  I don't want to go the grocery.  

Godsmack- Go Away
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77tvDMkc9eE

  (not crying - that's me sticking nails in my eyes...for real)


Ur or urs = lazy form of your or yours = belonging to you
U'r = lazy form of you're = you are

You'res or u'res, or even your's = fake or made up words. They don't exist as a correct form of any word or combination of words in the English language.


I'm sorry. I just...I couldn't do it anymore. It was making my brain scream.

You said "token". heh.

God I love that song. I will inevitably YouTube it and spend the night listening to her.

Also, Rednecks need rehab so I fully support that show. Let's all hope it works.

You're a bottom?

My bottom, your face..........what's the difference?

I think they are being returned to redneck-dom.

No I'm not.