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18%a. And Knowing Is Half The Battle...
5%b. And I'll Form...The HEAD!...
14%c. This message will self-destruct...
18%d. Autobots!!! Transform and rollout!!!...
14%e. By the power of Greyskull!...
14%f. Smurf.
18%g. Beans...

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#7 | 750 days ago

i watched heavy metal last night for the first time and ho-lee-s**t. i didn't follow the story very well, something about a loc mar and babes with massive boobs, but the sound was incredible! the whole thing just made my ears feel good. and the one-liners were wonderful. i found myself watching with my mouth wide open, and ocassionally laughing out loud, not just for funny parts, but for the total artistic-ness of it all! damn.

i wish i could strip the audio of the dialogue and then sit in a dark room with great headphones and listen to just the sound effects and music and make up my own story based on what i'm hearing.

heavy.
  
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#1 | 750 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Burritos!
Autobots!!! Transform and rollout!!!...  
#2 | 750 days ago

(Edited by Beaneaters)
In here.

The Beans sports world is looking good. Real glad the Braves are in there, hopefully they keep it up. Falcons, I love you right now all crazy like. I wish hockey would get it figured out. Alabama is on a roll. So it is all good.

The band got together for practice last night. Our bass player came through the door and asked if we had talked with our keyboard player. We said no, he preceded to tell us the guy's mother-in-law (77) and father-in-law (78) were found dead in their house in what is looking like a double homicide and robbery. I was blown away and am still at a loss with what to say to two of the kindest friends I've known for the last 15 years. That family is so wrapped up in community work, helping so many people and great causes, I just don't get it. 

I hear there are political things going on these days... meh...

Hope you guys are OK, be safe.
Beans...  
#3 | 750 days ago

(Edited by icfeet)
I AM THIRD!!!

Happy OK Day, Good Buddy! (that's 10-4, for those of you without too much time on your hands!)

Rams on tonight...GO RAMS!  I'm liking this Thursday night football all year long, but itdoes make me check fantasy team a LOT more than I did.

As many know, we're raising a seeing eye puppy.  He's 5 monhs old, and now has decided not to poop outside...he had an accident in his cage on Tuesday, then wouldn't poop yesterday....so what do I wake up to in his crate?  Yep....My wife earlier wanted to send him back to the seeing eye, and now maybe I want to....

Yankees win...THEEEE YANKEEESSS WIN!  Now, on to the playoffs

Gotta run....got a Rotary Club meeting, and hav a few things to do. 

Today's thought..."The problem with political jokes is that they get elected"
Beans...  
#4 | 750 days ago

Good morning..
Thank you to Ashlie, I now know Troy from Community is quite the talented rapper

Congratulations to Mitt Romney for giving his followers hope

Congratulations to the Oakland Athletics for winning the AL West.. Wow.. They have my rooting interest for these playoffs.

I finished 2nd in my main fantasy baseball league.. The championship match lasted the last 18 days, I lost by 10 points, (832-822) partially due to the fact my hitters struck out 27 times the last 2 days.. with each K counting as a -1 point.. Ouch

As much as I like Mike Trout, I think my vote has been swayed and how could you not give the AL MVP to Miguel Cabrera?

Anyone else rooting for an upset tonight? Go Rams

I don't have much else, busy morning.. Ok, peace out for now, but I leave you with how I make a sexy face

#5 | 750 days ago

Was there some kind of political thing on last night? I wouldn't know because I was too busy watching Miguel Cabrera earn the Triple Crown! That's two years in a row a Detroit Tiger has done that. Justin Verlander did the pitching equivelant last year. So that's pretty cool....

Haiiii!
And I'll Form...The HEAD!...  
#6 | 750 days ago
unopescatore (+)

Jersey Shore...Final Season is on tonight @ 10pm Eastern.....GTL.....YEA BUDDY!!!

Yanks won the AL East......nice!
#7 | 750 days ago

i watched heavy metal last night for the first time and ho-lee-s**t. i didn't follow the story very well, something about a loc mar and babes with massive boobs, but the sound was incredible! the whole thing just made my ears feel good. and the one-liners were wonderful. i found myself watching with my mouth wide open, and ocassionally laughing out loud, not just for funny parts, but for the total artistic-ness of it all! damn.

i wish i could strip the audio of the dialogue and then sit in a dark room with great headphones and listen to just the sound effects and music and make up my own story based on what i'm hearing.

heavy.
#8 | 750 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Was there some kind of political thing on last night? I wouldn't know because I was too busy watching Miguel Cabrera earn the Triple Crown! That's two years in a row a Detroit Tiger has done that. Justin Verlander did the pitching equivelant last year. So that's pretty cool....

Haiiii!
Hmm, my Cabrera Marlins jersey is still available.  Glad we could help.

Half day of work unless someone calls for help opening a can or instruction on how to operate their toaster oven. 
Clients coming and going between their primary residence and here is killing me this month.  Can't wait for the election
to be over.    I'll be voting at the end of October. 

Did anyone notice Israel has effectively crushed Irans economy in the last 2 weeks?   They got this.   Time to start bringing more of our kids home.

Survivor was pretty good last night.  The former Miss Utah got sent home.  I have never understood why people go on a
show where swimming is required and have no skills.  Ugh.  They need to raise the bar on selections. 

And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  
#9 | 750 days ago

Hi blush
I'm feeling a little ashamed of not being able to be here more often

BTW things are fine on my side smiley
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#10 | 750 days ago

Twisted Thursday is upon and its freaking 80 degrees in October- WTF!!!!!! 27 days until jump ball!!!
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#11 | 750 days ago

Morning, Everybodee!

Not much going on.  Kids on break.

I've started helping Little Ms. Oddfool with some of her paperwork.  She has forms to take and try to fund raise for the band.  They are trying to get Shout-Outs for the Band Pageant Program Book, either as a single line, or a portion of the page business ad.

                                               indecision

Anybody know someone who is independently wealthy who would like to donate several thousands of dollars to sponsor a band?   Or else, would they like to adopt a Fool?
By the power of Greyskull!...  
#12 | 750 days ago

Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

So, to all my Chikagoh homies here...how in the f**k do you hide 1,500 pot plants right in the middle of the windy city?  Dayum.

So, apparently the debate last night was more of a debacle.  According to one political pundit, Barry appeared "clueless".  Um, newsflash there, genius...BARRY IS CLUELESS!  Never fear though, I'm sure Joe "Choo Choo" Biden will make up for it when he debates the Golden Child.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Not really.  Cactus Jack is certain the Dems are gonna see what a real b*tchslappin looks like when Ryan gets done with Joe.

For both of the fans of the New York Jets, more gloom and doom is announced today as Wide Receiver Santonio Holmes is ruled out for the season with a foot injury.  I wouldn't worry much if I were either one of you two though.  It aint like the Jets had a snowballs chance in the lower depths of Hades of actually being relevant this year anyhow.

The price of nookie just went through the roof in Croatia.  New fines for hookers and hookies just went up to $1,700.  I'm sorry, but that $h*t better be titanium for me to pay that much.

Thats enuff news for you F'ers today.

You've been edJACKated!
Smurf.  
#13 | 750 days ago
Nick__ (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i watched heavy metal last night for the first time and ho-lee-s**t. i didn't follow the story very well, something about a loc mar and babes with massive boobs, but the sound was incredible! the whole thing just made my ears feel good. and the one-liners were wonderful. i found myself watching with my mouth wide open, and ocassionally laughing out loud, not just for funny parts, but for the total artistic-ness of it all! damn.

i wish i could strip the audio of the dialogue and then sit in a dark room with great headphones and listen to just the sound effects and music and make up my own story based on what i'm hearing.

heavy.
GREAT MOVIE!!!  Especially under the proper influence.

Did you ever watch that video that I sent you?  The Pink Floyd - Pigs video?
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#14 | 750 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

So, to all my Chikagoh homies here...how in the f**k do you hide 1,500 pot plants right in the middle of the windy city?  Dayum.

So, apparently the debate last night was more of a debacle.  According to one political pundit, Barry appeared "clueless".  Um, newsflash there, genius...BARRY IS CLUELESS!  Never fear though, I'm sure Joe "Choo Choo" Biden will make up for it when he debates the Golden Child.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Not really.  Cactus Jack is certain the Dems are gonna see what a real b*tchslappin looks like when Ryan gets done with Joe.

For both of the fans of the New York Jets, more gloom and doom is announced today as Wide Receiver Santonio Holmes is ruled out for the season with a foot injury.  I wouldn't worry much if I were either one of you two though.  It aint like the Jets had a snowballs chance in the lower depths of Hades of actually being relevant this year anyhow.

The price of nookie just went through the roof in Croatia.  New fines for hookers and hookies just went up to $1,700.  I'm sorry, but that $h*t better be titanium for me to pay that much.

Thats enuff news for you F'ers today.

You've been edJACKated!
Illinois is one of the most corrupted states in the nation and has been for a long time........not surprising that it took as long as it did before they were found.  Just wish I knew where they were.
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#15 | 750 days ago

Just in case Jason makes it in here today....here's a Happy Thursday gift for you.

stunning redheads redheaded girls 15 The redheads are back...were safe for now (40 Photos)
Smurf.  
#16 | 750 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Just in case Jason makes it in here today....here's a Happy Thursday gift for you.

stunning redheads redheaded girls 15 The redheads are back...were safe for now (40 Photos)
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#17 | 750 days ago

(Edited by DeeRigga)
...Can I get a F*** Y**...

My Cowboys malaise is finally subsided...Garrett needs to coach or hire an O Coord...done.

Congrats Miggy Cabrera on the 3X Crown...as you and Josh Hamilton have proven, the best baseball players usually are...ohhh, yes, I was gonna go there, but I KNOW I would be BANNED FOR LIFE with that statement (...but at least you know I would say it...)


Beans...sad to hear that crazy s*** hapeening in your community, man.  Condolences to your friend and his family. 

Jack...to answer the plant question...You don't hide them - just put them in the city's park - no one dares go there for anything!  Looked like it worked for a while!!! 

I need a good spell of luck - things need to be done!! 
Back to work...


Deuces!!cool
Autobots!!! Transform and rollout!!!...  
#18 | 750 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i watched heavy metal last night for the first time and ho-lee-s**t. i didn't follow the story very well, something about a loc mar and babes with massive boobs, but the sound was incredible! the whole thing just made my ears feel good. and the one-liners were wonderful. i found myself watching with my mouth wide open, and ocassionally laughing out loud, not just for funny parts, but for the total artistic-ness of it all! damn.

i wish i could strip the audio of the dialogue and then sit in a dark room with great headphones and listen to just the sound effects and music and make up my own story based on what i'm hearing.

heavy.
That movie is soooooo overrated.  The soundtrack is great, but the movie itself if almost unwatchable to me.  South Park did a great parody of it, the boys were huffing cat pee and halucinating about a chick with 'Rockin' T*ts'.

Konichiwa B!tches,

NFL tonight, since both teams are in the NFC West with the Seahawks, I'll be rooting for whoever ISN'T in 1st place.  But don't get excited Ram fans, I'm only sitting with you by default.

1st Presidential debate was last night..... grrrreat....

#19 | 750 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Good morning..
Thank you to Ashlie, I now know Troy from Community is quite the talented rapper

Congratulations to Mitt Romney for giving his followers hope

Congratulations to the Oakland Athletics for winning the AL West.. Wow.. They have my rooting interest for these playoffs.

I finished 2nd in my main fantasy baseball league.. The championship match lasted the last 18 days, I lost by 10 points, (832-822) partially due to the fact my hitters struck out 27 times the last 2 days.. with each K counting as a -1 point.. Ouch

As much as I like Mike Trout, I think my vote has been swayed and how could you not give the AL MVP to Miguel Cabrera?

Anyone else rooting for an upset tonight? Go Rams

I don't have much else, busy morning.. Ok, peace out for now, but I leave you with how I make a sexy face

Is that what he plays on?! Had no clue. lol. I've never watched Community.

True Affection- The Blow

I was out of your league
And you were 20,000 underneath the sea
Waiving affections
You were out of my league
At a distance that I didn't wanna see
Down to the bottom

I wanted a junction and often there was one
You'd surface face first and we'd share our thought bubbles
And I still believe in the phrases that we breathed
But I know the distance isn't fair to cross

I was out of your league
And you were 20,000 underneath the sea
Waiving affections
You were out of my league
At a distance that I didn't wanna see
Wanted you nearer

Your depths made a pressure that punctured my works and all your fluids couldn't tolerate the force of my thirst
I love the place where we shared our tiny grace
But because it's real doesn't mean it's gonna work

I was out of your league
And you were 20,000 underneath the sea
Waiving affections
You were out of my league
At a distance that I didn't wanna see
Wanted you nearer

And true affection floats
True affections sinks like a stone
I never felt so close 
I never felt so all alone

I was out of your league
And you were 20,000 underneath the sea
Waiving affections
You were out of my league
At a distance that I didn't wanna see
Wanted you nearer
#20 | 750 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Watching last nights debate, I have noticed that Obama has stated more often and more clearly what Romney plans to do. Then Romney says it is wrong, but never says what he will do. Is his strategy to baffle us with bullsh!t till we vote for him? 

Just cause this popped into my head,

Autobots!!! Transform and rollout!!!...  
#21 | 750 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Afternoon, peeps!

I got nothing (shrug).

We have our 1st round of softball playoffs tonight, but, there is a line of storms that just popped up over Iowa (f**k Iowa) that will be rolling into Chi-Town around 5pm, so, it looks like a rain out! angry

Beans - wow!  What a terrible story frown

GO BRAVES!  Beat them BIRDS!

The NHL just cancelled all regular season games through 10/24/12  angry


When you get some free time and want to watch a tripped out video to the PINK FLOYD song PIGS, check this out!

w
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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#22 | 750 days ago

icfeet wrote:
I AM THIRD!!!

Happy OK Day, Good Buddy! (that's 10-4, for those of you without too much time on your hands!)

Rams on tonight...GO RAMS!  I'm liking this Thursday night football all year long, but itdoes make me check fantasy team a LOT more than I did.

As many know, we're raising a seeing eye puppy.  He's 5 monhs old, and now has decided not to poop outside...he had an accident in his cage on Tuesday, then wouldn't poop yesterday....so what do I wake up to in his crate?  Yep....My wife earlier wanted to send him back to the seeing eye, and now maybe I want to....

Yankees win...THEEEE YANKEEESSS WIN!  Now, on to the playoffs

Gotta run....got a Rotary Club meeting, and hav a few things to do. 

Today's thought..."The problem with political jokes is that they get elected"
Maybe you could try feeding your puppy earlier in the evening and or not leaving food for him overnight.
And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  
#23 | 750 days ago

Tada!   I have a $50 gift card waiting for me at Dicks Sporting Goods.  Sometimes, it pays to raise a little hell.
And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  
#24 | 750 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
Maybe you could try feeding your puppy earlier in the evening and or not leaving food for him overnight.
He was GOOD until Tuesday.  The last time he'd pooped in his cage was the day we got him, and the last time in the house was about 3 days after we got him.  He gets fed around 5 every night, and no water after 7...I just think he's a little stubborn.  He DID pee in his cage until about 8 weeks ago, but even that's stopped.  My wife thinks he "spite pooped" on Tuesday, because she and my daughter came home for five minute (after being out for an hour) before they went out for another 2 hours.  Yesterday, he just wouldn't poop outside after noon....I was out there with him for an extended period....
Beans...  
#25 | 750 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
GREAT MOVIE!!!  Especially under the proper influence.

Did you ever watch that video that I sent you?  The Pink Floyd - Pigs video?
not yet. that whole having to turn on a computer is really slowing me down
#26 | 750 days ago
Nick__ (+)

icfeet wrote:
He was GOOD until Tuesday.  The last time he'd pooped in his cage was the day we got him, and the last time in the house was about 3 days after we got him.  He gets fed around 5 every night, and no water after 7...I just think he's a little stubborn.  He DID pee in his cage until about 8 weeks ago, but even that's stopped.  My wife thinks he "spite pooped" on Tuesday, because she and my daughter came home for five minute (after being out for an hour) before they went out for another 2 hours.  Yesterday, he just wouldn't poop outside after noon....I was out there with him for an extended period....
Perfect timing!  I'm having this problem with our Yellow Lab.

Read this

http://voices.yahoo.com/housetrained-dog-pooping-inside-house-causes-solutions-4192887.html?cat=53
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#27 | 750 days ago

2012 Rock and Roll HOF inductee's just anounced.... 1st timers include Public Enemy, Rush and my favorite group of all time...... wait for it...... N.W.A.!!!!



Hey Nick, if you haven't gotten to N.W.A. on your 'Storytellers' series, you should 'get ur a$$ out and hurr up!!'
#28 | 750 days ago
Nick__ (+)

beerstudk wrote:
2012 Rock and Roll HOF inductee's just anounced.... 1st timers include Public Enemy, Rush and my favorite group of all time...... wait for it...... N.W.A.!!!!



Hey Nick, if you haven't gotten to N.W.A. on your 'Storytellers' series, you should 'get ur a$$ out and hurr up!!'
They are on my list and slotted for 2/15/13
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#29 | 750 days ago

beerstudk wrote:
2012 Rock and Roll HOF inductee's just anounced.... 1st timers include Public Enemy, Rush and my favorite group of all time...... wait for it...... N.W.A.!!!!



Hey Nick, if you haven't gotten to N.W.A. on your 'Storytellers' series, you should 'get ur a$$ out and hurr up!!'
ur kidding right? Hope your not undercover like your boy EZ-E was?
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#30 | 750 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Did you all hear what the Japanese are doing now for their nightlife???

I sh** you not, they have opened up a string of Female Mast**bation bars!  Equipped with vibes and lube to purchase and keep (of course).

And, men are not welcomed, UNLESS they are with a female!

Story > and no, those aren't shoes! blush


Insert SUSHI BAR joke here __________________________
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#31 | 750 days ago

"Hope your (you're*) not undercover like your boy EZ-E was?"..... though nothing would  be wrong with that if you are and aren't harming others in any way?


ugh. 
#32 | 750 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Did you all hear what the Japanese are doing now for their nightlife???

I sh** you not, they have opened up a string of Female Mast**bation bars!  Equipped with vibes and lube to purchase and keep (of course).

And, men are not welcomed, UNLESS they are with a female!

Story > and no, those aren't shoes! blush


Insert SUSHI BAR joke here __________________________
My little brother was stationed in Japan for 8 years, he was telling me that you could buy vibrators, used panties, lube..... all that stuff out of VENDING MACHINES!!!

You could also get beer out of vending machines, THAT would be pretty bada$$!!
#33 | 750 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
"Hope your (you're*) not undercover like your boy EZ-E was?"..... though nothing would  be wrong with that if you are and aren't harming others in any way?


ugh. 
really?????
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#34 | 750 days ago

beerstudk wrote:
2012 Rock and Roll HOF inductee's just anounced.... 1st timers include Public Enemy, Rush and my favorite group of all time...... wait for it...... N.W.A.!!!!



Hey Nick, if you haven't gotten to N.W.A. on your 'Storytellers' series, you should 'get ur a$$ out and hurr up!!'
Rush..............about damn time.  I guess all those petitions pay off.  I wonder if they will attend.  
And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  
#35 | 750 days ago
Nick__ (+)

ohwell_ wrote:
Rush..............about damn time.  I guess all those petitions pay off.  I wonder if they will attend.  
ESPECIALLY, since GUNS-N-POSERS are already inducted!

WTF is wrong with THAT picture?!?!

Bout f**king time, IS RIGHT! yes
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#36 | 750 days ago



A young zealous boy wanted desperately to work at a department store. He approached the store manager who responded they needed no help. Quite persistent, the boy returned again and again until the manager finally said "We're having a holiday sale tomorrow. Why don't you show up and you can give it a try." The elated boy returned the following day and proceeded to sell. At the end of the day the store manager called the youngster over and asked how he had done. The boy responded that he had sold $79,083.50 worth of merchandise. The manager asked how he had done so well. The young man said, "Well this guy was going fishing to have some sports fun so I asked if he wanted some fish hooks, he said sure, That is $1.50. I asked if he had a nice fishing pole, he said no, so I got a graphite extension pole for $43.50. Do you have a nice reel, not yet replied the customer... so I got him a nice quick release reel for $35.00. I asked where he was going fishing and he said Strawberry Reservoir. I told him the best places to catch fish are near the center, "Do you have a boat?" The man said he didn't so I set him up with a nice outboard 30 foot cruiser for $28,000.00. Then I asked if he had a trailer. He didn't, so I got him a double axle trailer for $3,000.00. Then I asked what he had to tow the boat. He only had a station wagon, so I told him that just wouldn't do, but we could get him a nice fully loaded Dodge Ram dually, racked and packed with a tow package, trailer hitch and everything for $48,000.00. He wanted it all." As you can imagine the store manager was astounded. "And to think it all began with that man asking for a package of fish hooks?" The boy replied, "Oh no, it all began with him asking for some tampons which were $3.50, so I replied, "Well you aren't going to be doing much else this weekend, you might as well go fishing!"

cheeky
By the power of Greyskull!...  
#37 | 750 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
really?????
Are you asking if I really thought that comment was kind of homophobic? Yup.
#38 | 750 days ago

I'm really tired and I don't know why, unless it's the cold-type illness that I'm fighting.

Why did Glenda leave? Which of you jerkasses was the culprit this time?
#39 | 750 days ago

#40 | 750 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Watching last nights debate, I have noticed that Obama has stated more often and more clearly what Romney plans to do. Then Romney says it is wrong, but never says what he will do. Is his strategy to baffle us with bullsh!t till we vote for him? 

Just cause this popped into my head,

To answer your question succinctly: Yes
#41 | 750 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
I'm really tired and I don't know why, unless it's the cold-type illness that I'm fighting.

Why did Glenda leave? Which of you jerkasses was the culprit this time?
She's trading the Q for workouts at the gym.  Anticipating the oncoming baby weight gain from Kevins illegitimate child that he is denying.  Sorry Ash, Kevins been two-timing you.   She can't take the shame of the pregnancy and another losing season with the Cubs .  It's become too much for her.  broken heart


All part of the Screw Circle that Jason wants to write about.   
And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  
#42 | 750 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
She's trading the Q for workouts at the gym.  Anticipating the oncoming baby weight gain from Kevins illegitimate child that he is denying.  Sorry Ash, Kevins been two-timing you.   She can't take the shame of the pregnancy and another losing season with the Cubs .  It's become too much for her.  broken heart


All part of the Screw Circle that Jason wants to write about.   
Kevin must be three-timing Ashlie b/c he's my q-husband.
#43 | 750 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
Kevin must be three-timing Ashlie b/c he's my q-husband.
The plot thickens......
And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  
#44 | 750 days ago

Gearhead, it was probably me.... it usually is....

Laurel and Christi...*snort*


Old news, laurel, old news... worst. baby. daddy. ever ...(well, not quite, but CLOSE), good luck to he (and his wife, I don't marry so she is his first wife. awww.) raising that baby with Glenda. Though, he might not acknowledge it ever, so good luck Christi (she'll do the right thing), raising Glenda's beh-bay. Pretty sure, it's gonna have a defect too, right?.. aww... I might donate if you need help. 
#45 | 750 days ago

Since I can't have kids, Glenda's kid will add a little variety into my life. 

Oh, wait a minute.  Kids poop.  And puke.  This baby is doomed.
#46 | 750 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
Since I can't have kids, Glenda's kid will add a little variety into my life. 

Oh, wait a minute.  Kids poop.  And puke.  This baby is doomed.
Yeah, you're gonna need a hot nanny.
And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  
#47 | 750 days ago

Yo Joe.

Tough decision today.  Finally some good choices.

I'm off to the beach in less than 24 hours so get to it:

Huskers Poll: http://www.faniq.com/poll_results.php?poll_id=1442518&rnum=#new

Redskins Poll:  http://www.faniq.com/poll_results.php?poll_id=1442520&rnum=#new

Oh and if I have your number, expect some drunk letters put together sent your way.
And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  
#48 | 749 days ago

(Edited by HouTxFan)
icfeet wrote:
He was GOOD until Tuesday.  The last time he'd pooped in his cage was the day we got him, and the last time in the house was about 3 days after we got him.  He gets fed around 5 every night, and no water after 7...I just think he's a little stubborn.  He DID pee in his cage until about 8 weeks ago, but even that's stopped.  My wife thinks he "spite pooped" on Tuesday, because she and my daughter came home for five minute (after being out for an hour) before they went out for another 2 hours.  Yesterday, he just wouldn't poop outside after noon....I was out there with him for an extended period....
You might have him checked out by a vet, Kurt.  I think by the time a pup is his age, they usually don't voluntarily soil their crate.  i.e.  They won't "spite poop" if it entails "messing their nest".  On your floor, heck yeah, but not their own bed.  Maybe there's something going on that's throwing off his "regularity"???   Even something simple like a stiff back or leg (took a tumble playing?) that makes it difficult to "assume the position" could throw him off.  If it hurts to squat, they'll hold it 'til they can't anymore.  (I used to have a little lady who "threw her back out" alot.  She was pretty well housebroken normally, but all bets were off when her back was hurting.)
#49 | 749 days ago

WTF? I go to work, and knock up Glenda? 
Autobots!!! Transform and rollout!!!...  
#50 | 749 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
WTF? I go to work, and knock up Glenda? 
Surprise!
#51 | 749 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
Jersey Shore...Final Season is on tonight @ 10pm Eastern.....GTL.....YEA BUDDY!!!

Yanks won the AL East......nice!
can't believe they let that train wreck of a group of guineas from Jersey have another season. They make the rest of the country look stupid. Like I care that JWowwwwww and her b/f are now engaged or Snooki had a baby. Bet the kid gets hooked on vodka from breast feeding; odds are 8-5. Any takers?
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#52 | 749 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Just in case Jason makes it in here today....here's a Happy Thursday gift for you.

stunning redheads redheaded girls 15 The redheads are back...were safe for now (40 Photos)
she is hot, who is she?
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#53 | 749 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Did you all hear what the Japanese are doing now for their nightlife???

I sh** you not, they have opened up a string of Female Mast**bation bars!  Equipped with vibes and lube to purchase and keep (of course).

And, men are not welcomed, UNLESS they are with a female!

Story > and no, those aren't shoes! blush


Insert SUSHI BAR joke here __________________________
figures, 20 years after I leave Okinawa. Damn. That would have been a good time for sure.
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#54 | 749 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
can't believe they let that train wreck of a group of guineas from Jersey have another season. They make the rest of the country look stupid. Like I care that JWowwwwww and her b/f are now engaged or Snooki had a baby. Bet the kid gets hooked on vodka from breast feeding; odds are 8-5. Any takers?
 PQ--, I'm not Italian, you may be, however, that not right.    You don't see me calling out crackers do ya?
And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  
#55 | 749 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
I'm really tired and I don't know why, unless it's the cold-type illness that I'm fighting.

Why did Glenda leave? Which of you jerkasses was the culprit this time?
wasn't me, been gone for over a week.

think it was huskrdave this time.
Autobots!!! Transform and rollout!!!...  
#56 | 749 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
Yeah, you're gonna need a hot nanny.
so where is she going to get one? Is Leigh available?
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#57 | 749 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
so where is she going to get one? Is Leigh available?
You go near my wife........Locals only.
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#58 | 749 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
 PQ--, I'm not Italian, you may be, however, that not right.    You don't see me calling out crackers do ya?
I am Italian, and they are an embarrassment to Italians everywhere.

There is a joke I heard in a movie (about an Irish gangster from Cleveland named Danny Greene) from Danny Greene to an italian Mob head: Do you know why they call Italians Wops?

That's the sound crap (sh*t) makes when it hits a wall.

Everytime those turds from the Jersey Shore open their mouth, that joke comes into my head immediately. Then I have to reach for the toilet paper to wipe my tv down
Autobots!!! Transform and rollout!!!...  
#59 | 749 days ago

(Edited by anthonyrichardlouisnaught)
ohwell_ wrote:
 PQ--, I'm not Italian, you may be, however, that not right.    You don't see me calling out crackers do ya?
You should. And when you do, name them: Ritz, Club, Saltine, Graham, or Animal. I  dont' care.
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#60 | 749 days ago

I'll take care of hiring the nanny, tyvm.
#61 | 746 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
You go near my wife........Locals only.
You DID bring that on yourself.
#62 | 746 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
You DID bring that on yourself.
Yeah, sometime I just can't-- not.
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#63 | 746 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
Yeah, sometime I just can't-- not.
Did you know that if you feed a stray cat there is a 99% chance that said stray will return to your house, $h*t all over your yard, and then reproduce with the neighbor's cat?
Smurf.  
#64 | 746 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Did you know that if you feed a stray cat there is a 99% chance that said stray will return to your house, $h*t all over your yard, and then reproduce with the neighbor's cat?
I have evidence.  I do know better.  It's not just me.  Dear, dear Jack........

And Knowing Is Half The Battle...  

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