2 hrs of Jersey Shore is WAY too much.

i found out last night my momma is moving to okc in january. i know i'm 29, but i still need my momma close. i did find a silver lining though. i have been looking for a reason to be able to root for the thunder outside of playoffs and this feels like my in. i love that fan base.

i also have something weird going on with my car. when i push the break, it changes my music to dubstep. does anyone have insight on that?

one more..... "in the time it took him to write "Plus 1" he threw 3 interceptions." lol

So.. I opened my garage to this this morning.. Yep, it was 83 degrees 2 days ago



I KNEW I should have used the Rams as my eliminator challenge pick this week.. ugh

Baseball playoffs start today



I should be in Aspen today, and frankly I'm not happy that's not happening

If god is infallible and there is a plan for everyone then doesn't prayer just seem pointless?

I want to make my own purple drink and call if "Legitimate Grape"

I forgot to watch Elementary again.. Anybody seen that program?

The Five-Year engagement did not get the theater love it deserved.

Looper this weekend, who's in?

If you shake it more than twice, then you're just playing with it

any room here for a m*****f****r with TWO rings?


(farty fart fart.)

'sup?

In case Marcus nuts up and decides to take my bet. I am thinking one of these for his new Avatar. You have just over 24 hours to decide!

"Made the beat and murdered it, Casey Anthony"

Its Friday. I wish I was excited about college football, but I didn't even know who the Badgers played this week until last night.  The Packers finally get an easy team, but an emotionally charged one, not that I'm complaining, we're still on the positive end of that story.

Not much else. Its the weekend. Drink up.

  It just LOOKS like fun, huh?

Funny!!


The Best :

'Sup?

EAT SH** AND DIE WILSON!

Just so I'm straight with the edit.... it's not okay to have a bare-breasted woman covering up her nips, but it is okay to show a kid faux-jerking off a muppet?


WTF???

as you can see, it is still entertaining me. :)

Me too. I had to save all of the photos and put them together into one image to send to Trever's work email so he could send it out (they can't open links). For those of you who haven't seen what the girls are talking about - SO funny. 

lolololololol

2 hrs of Jersey Shore is WAY too much.

2 minutes of the JERSEY SHORE is WAYYYYY TOOO MUCH!

or what Ash edited her comment to! 

Afternoon Q!

My sister was in a serious car accident last night. She was on her way home from work (around 5:30) and it was raining out and she was trying to make a turn and some IDIOT ran a red light and hit her car on the drivers side.  Her airbag did not deploy.  She's been at the hospital getting tests done (last night) and they kept her due to amount of pain she was in.

If you Q'ers could say a little prayer for her or whatever, that would mean a lot to me......we could use all of the good vibes we can.

Thanks!

Sorry to be a downer!  

Have a great weekend and be safe!

Afternoon Q!

My sister was in a serious car accident last night. She was on her way home from work (around 5:30) and it was raining out and she was trying to make a turn and some IDIOT ran a red light and hit her car on the drivers side.  Her airbag did not deploy.  She's been at the hospital getting tests done (last night) and they kept her due to amount of pain she was in.

If you Q'ers could say a little prayer for her or whatever, that would mean a lot to me......we could use all of the good vibes we can.

Thanks!

Sorry to be a downer!  

Have a great weekend and be safe!

Sorry to heat that , Hope she is ok Nick

Me too. I had to save all of the photos and put them together into one image to send to Trever's work email so he could send it out (they can't open links). For those of you who haven't seen what the girls are talking about - SO funny. 

My mom just called........all of the tests came back negative.  No breaks, fractures and her kidneys are good.  I guess she is having a ton of pain in her chest and neck and bruising, not to mention the emotional wreck she must be in, but, she's going to be ok.

She was hit towards the back wheel panel.....1 second sooner and he would of T-BONED her and she drives a Mitsubishi Eclipse, which means that things could have been a lot worse!

Thank god for that 1 second delay!

Thanks all!

Me too. I had to save all of the photos and put them together into one image to send to Trever's work email so he could send it out (they can't open links). For those of you who haven't seen what the girls are talking about - SO funny. 

Your prayers have been answered kiddo,,,,,now dont go and steal her drugs either,,, i know there going to give her those good one's!!!!

Your prayers have been answered kiddo,,,,,now dont go and steal her drugs either,,, i know there going to give her those good one's!!!!

god?

god?

STFU Rivers

My favorite is:

That's the joke dumb*ss

love the boobcats shirt btw.

your hair looks stupid

mine is "4-0 IN THE M****F****N HIZZOUSE!" for right now. it'll change.

ope. already has!
"piss off griffin."

Nick- happy to read everything worked out

Keep it in your pants!  sheeeesh! 

I like to put it between the B & the C to tell ya truth.

notice the slight stretch of the shirt.....they wanna get out sooooooo bad.

You know what women like?


R-E-S-P-E-C-T, tell me what that means to me!



Leigh, do you want me to make him swim with the fish's for ya?

It's GIFriday Leigh, hook us up with those Bobcats in action. 

Thanks in advance,
Every dude, everywhere.


The J-Bot axed me to do the picks this week, so I dropped a few easter eggs in there for my Filter Folk. I had to edit out my best gags, but I'll tease em here. They included: a coaching related "serious as cancer," "Teboner," "Tard Zone offense," "All 22 sex tape," and a "Lauren Tannehill" 2 minute drill. I also spent a half hour trying to come up with a "Wide 9" euphemism. In retrospect it was probably for the best.

Easy money time
As always, this is for entertainment purposes only. And by that I mean making money to entertain yourself
MLB Wild Card
Braves -175 over the Cardinals
Rangers -195 over the Orioles (Really Baltimore, you're throwing Joe Saunders?)

NFL
Saints vs Chargers over 53
Baltimore @ KC under 47
Carolina -3 vs Seattle
49ers -10 vs Buffalo

CFB
Air Force -8 vs Navy
Kansas St -24.5 vs Kansas
Florida +3 vs LSU
Georgia +1 @ S. Carolina

My mom just called........all of the tests came back negative.  No breaks, fractures and her kidneys are good.  I guess she is having a ton of pain in her chest and neck and bruising, not to mention the emotional wreck she must be in, but, she's going to be ok.

She was hit towards the back wheel panel.....1 second sooner and he would of T-BONED her and she drives a Mitsubishi Eclipse, which means that things could have been a lot worse!

Thank god for that 1 second delay!

Thanks all!

I'm going to start telling people that  I meet I am a millionaire.  If you repeat the same lie over and over it becomes the truth, right?
Romneyeconomics 101.

It's absolutely gorgeous outside today.  Next two months are Floridas best weather.  I need to get out and do something.

I have the worst record in Beans league.  It's beyond awful.  Last week was my best points week and if I had played ANYONE else I would have my first win.   I'm going for the most terrible record.  I hope I qualify for first pick next year.
And the Dolphins this year.  just ugh.



At least we have:

You have definitely done better, this was a poor effort. Still traumatized by the realization that Dolan is seriously in love with Isaiah and is about to ruin our beloved New York Knicks again?

Snap out of it, damnit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GW0Vnr9Yc

You know what women like?


R-E-S-P-E-C-T, tell me what that means to me!



Leigh, do you want me to make him swim with the fish's for ya?

Afternoon Q!

My sister was in a serious car accident last night. She was on her way home from work (around 5:30) and it was raining out and she was trying to make a turn and some IDIOT ran a red light and hit her car on the drivers side.  Her airbag did not deploy.  She's been at the hospital getting tests done (last night) and they kept her due to amount of pain she was in.

If you Q'ers could say a little prayer for her or whatever, that would mean a lot to me......we could use all of the good vibes we can.

Thanks!

Sorry to be a downer!  

Have a great weekend and be safe!

yea...they like to be told their beautiful / sexy / gorgeous....I just said it in a differant way.


I would never say anything negative about the boobcats sir.


they're nice though huh Nick.

Caption this!

(You guys suck at this game, btw...Stoney's the only one who ever participates. C'mon...)

Oh gawd, Zeke... Dolan... I can't even.

Caption this!

(You guys suck at this game, btw...Stoney's the only one who ever participates. C'mon...)

hey Nick, do you need someone to beat down the idiot that ran the red light? Be my pleasure. What is your sister's name so I can add her to my prayers on Sunday?

Look at the positives of this season, Oh. Well--Tannehill, even though he's thrown 6 picks, looks to be a whole lot better than anything that has been under center since Marino.  Bush was willing to play hurt for Miami when he took games off in New Orleans over hangnails, Hartline is a stud at WR,  and there is genuine talent on this team except for the offensive line. They are young, hungry, and dangerous, and in 2 years will be a team to deal with.

And that is coming from a Giants fan who is using a computer at the library only 4 football fields away from their practice facility.

Dear Bravos fans, nice move throwing s*** onto the field after a bad call.  That's real smart.  I know you play in the same division, but don't try to pretend you're as classless as Philly.

Dear Bravos fans, nice move throwing s*** onto the field after a bad call.  That's real smart.  I know you play in the same division, but don't try to pretend you're as classless as Philly.

it's all good man. it's not exactly a respectable picture, but i think it's a funny way to celebrate the month. i figured there'd be a few comments. i ignore the ugly ones. "boobcats" was pretty good though

Looks like I am all out of female viagra. I can cook, does that help?

Dear Kramer,

YOU don't judge Atlanta.

kthxbye