I received a verbal warning for scratching my b**ls on the job. I had to listen to two female supervisors lecture me on how it's sexual harassment. How so? I was touching myself, not them!

I received a verbal warning for scratching my b**ls on the job. I had to listen to two female supervisors lecture me on how it's sexual harassment. How so? I was touching myself, not them!

I'm off work today and it's getting colder.  Is anyone else having problems with their wall loading on here?

I'm off work today and it's getting colder.  Is anyone else having problems with their wall loading on here?

see post #4

Happy Monday All,,its supposed to be a holiday and I am working my fat *ss of today,, go figure,,,dont be surprised if the Jets beat the Texans tonight,,,24 days until jump ball!!!!. Saw briefly in the news somewhere in the NorthEast had their first major snow storm---where?????? that's where I want to be

Happy Lost Sailor's Day!

Ick yea, that's a known bug that we're working on. It's not working in any of the browsers (Chrome, Firefox, IE, Safari, RockMelt -though that's a Chrome interface, so...)

I love NFL A.M.

A friend of mine just got married on Sept. 8, and her new husband lost his 1.5yr battle with pancreatic cancer last night. She seems to be doing ok; I think she was relatively prepared, but still. It's difficult, I know. Her husband worked with mine when they first got in the Coast Guard; they were stationed together and worked together a lot since they were the same rate. She and I stayed close, but they really didn't, but it really bothered Trever too. I suppose it always reminds us of our own mortality when someone we know passes away, no matter how close we are. Screw cancer.

Can't wait for November 6. Ashamed to say it, but it'll be the first time I've voted in a LONG time. Though I'm pretty sure my one little vote won't mean anything in this pretty strong blue state, but at least I can feel like I had my say. That's not the only reason I can't wait for election day though. Like everyone else, I'm sick and tired of the nonsense ads and political B.S.

My Pampered Chef stuff just got here 

Is this the same lady who made those wonderful little halloween and other holiday knick knacks and craft stuff ?   Either way my condolences.

That's the one - she's super talented.

Happy Monday All,,its supposed to be a holiday and I am working my fat *ss of today,, go figure,,,dont be surprised if the Jets beat the Texans tonight,,,24 days until jump ball!!!!. Saw briefly in the news somewhere in the NorthEast had their first major snow storm---where?????? that's where I want to be

I thought so i remember ya mentioning him and yes quite talented  , sorry for her loss

Hola amigos y amigas!

Its been a while, been busy with my daughters wedding. She got married on Friday, so now my life can go back to normal. Everything went great. 
I'm kind of behind on what's been happening here, since this site is now blocked at work! :( 

My FF team is kind of sucky, this is the second week in a row where I am winning by 2 points and I just know I'm still gonna lose! Oh well, I will probably stop caring in a couple of weeks anyways. 

Ash~I agree with the pictures thing. (its who I think it is right?)

I do have today off, I think its my last day off before I am laid off from work! Still...anyone hiring?

Congrats to your daughter, Kat!

That reception must of been off the hook!  Wish I was a fly on the wall at that one! 

I couldn't even watch the whole thing. I've never wanted to punch someone in the throat as much as I wanted to while watching that video. And I've wanted to punch a lot of people in the throat.

And Mitt like is going to boost the porn industry where im currently trying to bang my way into , and like he is so hot and stuff cause my kat is named mittens too cause well its like you know i have a toy plane ring and stuff so Mitt all the way ! 

Must we wonder why were in the shape were in

I couldn't even watch the whole thing. I've never wanted to punch someone in the throat as much as I wanted to while watching that video. And I've wanted to punch a lot of people in the throat.

Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

I know that every generation says that the generation(s) after them somehow have it better than they did, but holy Mary mother of sweet baby Tebow on a T-Rex, I have f**king proof.  The smokin hot f**king chick you see below is a former Bengals cheerleader, and now former high school teacher who was recently convicted of having sex with one of her students.  Man, in my day they didn't make teachers you'd wanna do the shagnasty with, much less one that most people would pay just to see nekkid!..



Speaking of "Please, Dear God just once let me have S.E.X. with someone like this", Esquire Magazine has named Mila Kunis the sexiest woman alive.  I think them F'ers may be right.



Anyhow, President Barry is really whoopin dat a$$ now.  He's sure layin the smack down on Mittens after Mittens kicked his $h*t face to face in the debate.  Barry has all kind of good comebacks now, after he's had a chance to relax and curl up with his teleprompter over the weekend.  That man is as sharp as a f**king bowling ball.  Next we will be comparing penis sizes....oh, wait...nevermind.





F**K the Yankees.

Hey Nick...Judy Garland's dress from the Wizard of Oz is going up for auction.  It would be the perfect ensemble for your next Zima soiree.

So, the election is now a month away.  I'd love to tell you guys who's going to win, but I'm a Cowboys fan....what the f**k do I know about picking a winner?



That's enough news for you F'ers for today.

You've been edJACKated!

it's surprisingly hard to find a good selection of tartan trousers

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/Mens-Clothing-/1059/i.html?_nkw=tartan+trousers&rt=nc&LH_BIN=1

This is for your Halloween gig? ^^^  
or are you really that into golf?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/Mens-Clothing-/1059/i.html?_nkw=tartan+trousers&rt=nc&LH_BIN=1

This is for your Halloween gig? ^^^  
or are you really that into golf?

Both, that's why I am being choosy... I did find

and



I need to improvise since I don't think I can get my hands on these.. (Sure did find a similar jacket and top hat though)

Great point, Ash!  

Hey all!

Hope you all had a great weekend!

Sucks not having the day off (Columbus Day). 

Anyone else having an issue not being able to access MY (Your) WALL or anyone else's?  I use Safari but also tried Chrome and IE and nothing. 

A HUGE THANK YOU to those that IM'd me and commented on my post on Friday, asking how my sister is doing!  She will be ok, just extremely bruised and sore.  THANKS AGAIN! 

It's Monday, so lets talk some Football, shall we?!

First and foremost, being a Bears fan, I loathe the PACKERS!  Now, I have another reason to hate those f**kers!  I was in a Survivor Pool in which 106 people signed up for @ $20 a person. So, the winner gets over $2k.  Going into this week, there were only 16 people left, I was one of them.  I took GB this week!     Stupid, mother f**king GB loses to INDY after leading at half-time 21-3!  UGH!

How bout dem Saints!  Nice comeback!  SD did get screwed on a few calls in that 4th QTR though, I must say!

ATL improves to 5-0 after an intense win in Washington!
Nice win by the FINS over dem Bengals!
SF made Buffalo their bitch!
Exciting finish to the PIT-PHI game as well! Green Eyed Deja must of had a great time at that game!

Speaking of making someone their BITCH!



BEARS 41, JAGS 3!

Back to back 2 TD games from our Defense!  If our offense can stay consistent, this is going to be a HUGE year for DA BEARS!


And the CATHOLICS made the CONVICTS their Soap Dropping Bitch on Saturday - ND 41, MIA 3


Back to the Bears - Jax game, this story was released this morning: BEARS FAN STABBED TO DEATH

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- A suburban Chicago man in Jacksonville for the Chicago Bears game was stabbed to death inside a local bar early Sunday morning.

 

William Christopher Pettry, 42, of Lake Villa, Ill., was stabbed at Fionn MacCool's, an Irish restaurant and bar, at the Jacksonville Landing area, and later pronounced dead, according to a news release from the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office. Jacksonville resident Matthew Hinson, 28, was arrested for the crime.

According to the release, the investigation revealed Pettry was in town for the game and "was involved in a disturbance with two other subjects inside of the restaurant. During the incident, Mr. Pettry was stabbed by one of the subjects and was later pronounced deceased."

Hinson was found at the scene, detained and charged with the crime.

The victim's wife, Karen Hunt Pettry, posted about her husband's death on her Facebook page Sunday:

"Today my husband William Christopher Pettry (Most of you only know him by Chris) was taken from his family way to early. Some idiot has taken his life. Im so mad, just don't understand why, very lost right now. Please hug the ones you love because you never know if tomorrow you will have that chance."

Police say the investigation is ongoing and there will be a press conference Monday at the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office.


Have a great day, everyone!

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store & thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck." Again, Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see ... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"

Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."

Joe laughed. "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.

Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

I know that every generation says that the generation(s) after them somehow have it better than they did, but holy Mary mother of sweet baby Tebow on a T-Rex, I have f**king proof.  The smokin hot f**king chick you see below is a former Bengals cheerleader, and now former high school teacher who was recently convicted of having sex with one of her students.  Man, in my day they didn't make teachers you'd wanna do the shagnasty with, much less one that most people would pay just to see nekkid!..



Speaking of "Please, Dear God just once let me have S.E.X. with someone like this", Esquire Magazine has named Mila Kunis the sexiest woman alive.  I think them F'ers may be right.



Anyhow, President Barry is really whoopin dat a$$ now.  He's sure layin the smack down on Mittens after Mittens kicked his $h*t face to face in the debate.  Barry has all kind of good comebacks now, after he's had a chance to relax and curl up with his teleprompter over the weekend.  That man is as sharp as a f**king bowling ball.  Next we will be comparing penis sizes....oh, wait...nevermind.





F**K the Yankees.

Hey Nick...Judy Garland's dress from the Wizard of Oz is going up for auction.  It would be the perfect ensemble for your next Zima soiree.

So, the election is now a month away.  I'd love to tell you guys who's going to win, but I'm a Cowboys fan....what the f**k do I know about picking a winner?



That's enough news for you F'ers for today.

You've been edJACKated!

Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

I know that every generation says that the generation(s) after them somehow have it better than they did, but holy Mary mother of sweet baby Tebow on a T-Rex, I have f**king proof.  The smokin hot f**king chick you see below is a former Bengals cheerleader, and now former high school teacher who was recently convicted of having sex with one of her students.  Man, in my day they didn't make teachers you'd wanna do the shagnasty with, much less one that most people would pay just to see nekkid!..



Speaking of "Please, Dear God just once let me have S.E.X. with someone like this", Esquire Magazine has named Mila Kunis the sexiest woman alive.  I think them F'ers may be right.



Anyhow, President Barry is really whoopin dat a$$ now.  He's sure layin the smack down on Mittens after Mittens kicked his $h*t face to face in the debate.  Barry has all kind of good comebacks now, after he's had a chance to relax and curl up with his teleprompter over the weekend.  That man is as sharp as a f**king bowling ball.  Next we will be comparing penis sizes....oh, wait...nevermind.





F**K the Yankees.

Hey Nick...Judy Garland's dress from the Wizard of Oz is going up for auction.  It would be the perfect ensemble for your next Zima soiree.

So, the election is now a month away.  I'd love to tell you guys who's going to win, but I'm a Cowboys fan....what the f**k do I know about picking a winner?



That's enough news for you F'ers for today.

You've been edJACKated!

Monday, monday.....sigh.

I smell like curry.  I have to make something curried 2 days a week now.   That's my punishment for making it taste good I guess.

My #1 granddaughter Alanna got her elbow dislocated and fractured by her daddy.  Been telling that dumb  MF for years to NOT toss the girls around.   I so want to throw a blanket party for his dumb azz.
Hopefully the doctor today will have a purple cast for her.  That was the only thing I could say to get her to stop crying.  That and these Dora stickers.

       AWWlana

Also, I don't know what happened in the world of college football, because I really don't give a rat's *zz, but I am guessing
it didn't go so well for FSU this weekend.   Saw this on my way to work.   LOL




I hooked up this laptop to the printer Saturday, and suddenly the wireless  is working after 2 years.   Weird, but grateful I am not
tethered to one room in the casa.

         Enjoy your holiday.

You are welcome about the wishes for your sister.

Irish only moving up 2 spots while UF jumped 6 is downright discriminatory and straight bullsh*t!!!!!!!!!!!

Ridiculous to kill someone over a football game. It's only a game, not really life or death for crying out loud.

I couldn't even watch the whole thing. I've never wanted to punch someone in the throat as much as I wanted to while watching that video. And I've wanted to punch a lot of people in the throat.

He wasn't killed over the game. He was killed because he spoke to the guys wife.

They sell a lot of old man pants down here in the vintage stores, Goodwill is amazing. 
Brooks Brothers has nice ones.

oh, I'm old hat at this game.  I made my customary jaunt to about 10 thrift stores, 4 vintage stores and two of my buddy's costume shops on Saturday..  Nothing struck my fancy