(****P.S. His real world voice is kind of hot. )

Um, the Steelers had a great game? I must've been watching another game. :|

favorite lines from workaholics:

"if there isn't sweat in your crack, you're not doing it right." - blake

"i know the smell of weird gets your b*lls all tingly..." - 'ders

and this is, to-date, my favorite scene

i think this show is gradually making my world an even more beautiful place.

Morning, Everybodee!

Well, our football team lost homecoming, but at least we didn't lose as shamefully as the Chargers. 

We lost 30 - 6.    They killed us with safeties.   At least the fireworks went up beautifully.

 Steelers had a slow start, but was caught up with a safety, right in time for Halftime, then we came out ahead in the long run.... I know it wasn't the best game, but definitely wasn't the worst, and we won! For how our season is going so far this year, I will call that a great game! ;)

favorite lines from workaholics:

"if there isn't sweat in your crack, you're not doing it right." - blake

"i know the smell of weird gets your b*lls all tingly..." - 'ders

and this is, to-date, my favorite scene

i think this show is gradually making my world an even more beautiful place.

Yeah, they won, but only because Cincy played terrible, too. Cincy should have been up a few TDs in the first half because of the Steelers mistakes. They made major mistakes that the Bengals didn't capitalize on. It was hard for me to watch them. Sure, a win is a win but it was just as ugly as the other games yesterday.

A year or two from now...hell....8 weeks from now nobody is gonna remember about the ugliness of the W

So? A year or 2 from now, people aren't going to remember a lot of things. Hell, it seems 12 hrs later, people already don't remember. That's why I am talking about it right now.




(I see your edit and raise you a "Idk what you are talking about, sir?!")

Sup peeps?!?!

Hope y'all had a nice weekend!  As usual, it went by too quickly!  

Not much excitement in the way of the NFL yesterday.  The TEXANS looked unbeatable against BALT....Just wish they looked that good a week ago against the Packers!

OAK with a nice comeback to beat those Jags!
NYG pulled another one out of their tushies!  How do you let VCRUZ behind you?
TB almost pulled one out. Too bad M.Williams was pushed out of bounds before coming back into play to catch that TD.
NYJ gave NE a run for their money.

CHI-DET tonight!!   DA BEARS!!!   Jess, what is with your hatred of DA BEARS?  Every week, in SID's Pick Em, you always pick their opponent?   


So, I see that JSWOL had an INTERESTING weekend!  Dude, lay off the juice!

 Steelers had a slow start, but was caught up with a safety, right in time for Halftime, then we came out ahead in the long run.... I know it wasn't the best game, but definitely wasn't the worst, and we won! For how our season is going so far this year, I will call that a great game! ;)

1. #TeamAndrea, even tho Rick in crazy video game F-U mode is great. "Plz TV Gods kill Lori. TY"
2. Workaholics is awesome. Season 3 was a tour de force.
3. Week to week, game to game, does anybody have a good feel for any of these teams in the NATIONAL. FOOTBALL. LEAGUE? I think it makes it more exciting.
(On a personal note: The Brees vs. his own D in every game is outstanding. 313 yds & 4 TDs in the first half, so the defense is like "Oh yeah, hold my beer and watch this." Then they go out in the 2nd half and make TB look like the 2007 Patriots. That half also included the best individual play and goal line stand I've seen them have in 5 years. I have no idea wtf they're doing!?! #Suck4Luck or whoever the best front 7 guy is in college? The kid from Georgia? One of the LSU ends? Whoever. One of those guys.)
4. The lady that sang God Bless America during the baseball game last night almost broke twitter, lol. 
5. SIX, WIN FOR KICKS!

Here's your "Who was that?" moment of Zen:


Joseph Morgan (who is an X-Men or something) is like 8th on the Saints WR depth charts, yet they don't have 3 actual 'NFL talent level' guys on their D. Greer, Jenkins and Vilma - 3 years ago. That's it. #FML

My weekend was great, not excellent.

1. Notre Dame vs BYU: Win, keeps us in the hunt for BCS title game even though a 3 point win isn't going to cut it much longer. Need a blowout of someone (University of Arm-Pittsburgh or University of Sh*tty Condom Trojans would be nice ones) to boost our team in eyes of voters and enhance possible Heisman Trophy candidacy of Manti Te'O.

2. NY Giants vs. Washington: Win (I'd apologize, Jen, but you got us 2x last year, so pffffffffttttttttt!!!!!), Again, Eli to the rescue in the 4th Quarter. With all he's done the past 2 and 1/2 seasons, counting post-season, there is no doubt who is the most money QB when the game is on the line in the NFL. Not Rodgers with his 1 SB ring and discount double check, not Brees with his 1 SB ring and all his records, not Tom Brady, who was 3-0 in Super Bowls before Spy Gate and since then is now 0-2, and not Peyton with his one SB ring. Leigh, if Houston gets to the Super Bowl, just bring the chips and the dip, Giants will be bringing plenty of Salsa via Cruz.

3. NY Jets vs. New England: Loss. Can't blame this one on Sanchez--you have to put the blame right where it belongs: on the fat loud-mouth head coach Rex Ryan. Used to be that Jets would come after the QB relentlessly, including Tom Brady with a lead in the 4th Quarter. Last night, soft zone and Man Coverage on the outside with 3 rushers. That's like rushing Elway, Montana, Young, Aikman, or Marino with only 2 defenders--give him lots of time to wait for coverage to fall off and make a big play.  Rex, you are supposed to be a defensive genius like your father, haven't seen it much the last 2 seasons, so shut your mouth and go after Brady and any other QB's when you have a lead. If you have a lead in the 4th Quarter. That game was Jets to steal and they didn't. Why? Because the Patriots went after Sanchez in 4th Quarter and O/T like he stole something from them and then called their mommas dirty nasty hos. Like a GOOD defense should do and Rex Ryan didn't do.

Oh yeah, I figured since Rick completely hates Lori (which is just about my fave part of both episodes so far. I heart him), it should be easy to kill her and her stupid mixed zombaby. Andrea can die, too. I will hate her face always....and Carol, and Carl.

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/Kill 'em all, let Rick sort 'em out.


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Chris Hardwick makes me swoon.

Oh yeah, I figured since Rick completely hates Lori (which is just about my fave part of both episodes so far. I heart him), it should be easy to kill her and her stupid mixed zombaby. Andrea can die, too. I will hate her face always....and Carol, and Carl.

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/Kill 'em all, let Rick sort 'em out.


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Chris Hardwick makes me swoon.

No time for idle chit chat again.  I do have a problem though.  My wife's birthday is coming up soon and I was thinking about getting her a robe.  What do you think?

Yes. Rick is finally responding appropriately and perhaps going "up the river." In on this.

The Zombaby teaser has me excited beyond excited. Still born zombaby killing Lori would be awesome! Let's wait this out a few episodes, may be worth it.

Andrea always links up with the anti-hero somehow. (First,  crazy @ass Shane, now samurai chick w/ zombie pets.) I dig that. I've been with her since day one. The less effs she gives the hotter she gets to me.

I want Carol to have old lady sex with Daryl (she's taking it up a notch!) it would be just as "ewww" as any kill so far. It's the zombie apocalypse Daryl, get some and make us all uncomfortable while you're at it. Ha!

Carl may become a 'man' with the farmer's other daughter. (Whooooo-ers both at this point, lol j/k). Maybe Carol should take a run at him? I want this season to make me as weirded out as possible. We're off to a good start.

u kidding right???? How many IT's did Sanchez throw? How many passes landed in the Dead Zone? How many yards rushing? How many sowwy lame *** hand-offs? better yet how many self induced safeties by a quarterback? And I still bleed "GANG GREEN" geesh

I lost my last $50 in Publix this a.m.  Running on fumes til tomorrow.   FML

Traffic sucks, cops everywhere.  Can't wait for the debate to be over.   Just gonna stay home for the rest of the day.
Congrats to Lynn University for winning the chance to host.  They lost several faculty and students in the earthquake
in Haiti.   Had some uninformed asshat at Publix  ask me" Why is Obama taking credit for bringing the troops home from Afghanistan since he is the one that sent them there?"   I said, "He wasn't POTUS in 2001".    Got a blank stare back.  Yeah....scary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6LPZlhEQXI&feature=related

No time for idle chit chat again.  I do have a problem though.  My wife's birthday is coming up soon and I was thinking about getting her a robe.  What do you think?

Poor Jason!

No wonder he's not on here, as much, lately.







Here ya go, J!








OOOH, WHOOPS........My bad, bro!

They had 15 safeties?

I had to forfeit this week in Fantasy Football because all my starters were on the panty~waist BYE week. You're very welcome JenX

Ugh, I don't like old lady flirtation with my Dirty Norman Reedus. I love that when she did that, he told her to "stop it". He's the best dirty redneck (i assume i'm using this correctly, i don't know what it means), racist, crossbow carrying zombie killer yet.


Carl and lil house on the prairie? Ew. Poor Sophia, she was gonna get that.

Mind = Blown spoiler ahead.... Carol is 47 irl and Daryl is 43. I would have sworn up and down he was 35 (or less) and she was 55-ish. This spoils my recurring ewww sub-plot.  Also finding out that glenn and farmer's daughter are both d@mn near 30 makes it less fun too. This is why I shouldn't have the interwerbs.

Ages I'm going to use to make people google:
Carl - 17
Lori - 48
Andrea - 28
Herschel - 44

Mind = Blown spoiler ahead.... Carol is 47 irl and Daryl is 43. I would have sworn up and down he was 35 (or less) and she was 55-ish. This spoils my recurring ewww sub-plot.  Also finding out that glenn and farmer's daughter are both d@mn near 30 makes it less fun too. This is why I shouldn't have the interwerbs.

Ages I'm going to use to make people google:
Carl - 17
Lori - 48
Andrea - 28
Herschel - 44

Waiting to hear back from some people around 4, and now this:


First world problem.

Somebody entertain me for an hour. Is Leigh tipsy? Can I request an weird AMA? Where are the crappy, played out meme threads on the Q? 

There ya go people! Overly attached GF, cats, no hobo's... all we're missing is some Facebook gold which NEVER IS, but i effing click on the link anyway!?!!! 

Let me add one:

new sub Q

/q/awwwtf

Nyce, Zombify yourself, please and thank you...that's the zombieland link from yurrs ago, I'm sure there are updated ones but I can't open them here. kthx

There ya go people! Overly attached GF, cats, no hobo's... all we're missing is some Facebook gold which NEVER IS, but i effing click on the link anyway!?!!! 

Let me add one:

No time for idle chit chat again.  I do have a problem though.  My wife's birthday is coming up soon and I was thinking about getting her a robe.  What do you think?

I'm not seeing any of her shoulder tattoo..Even under her hair.... Is this before she got into wrestling? This is Lita, right?

new sub Q

/q/awwwtf

Nyce, Zombify yourself, please and thank you...that's the zombieland link from yurrs ago, I'm sure there are updated ones but I can't open them here. kthx

Thought I'd try to zombify myself in photoshop. Meh, my pic is off centered and has a werid glow. 4 on 10, but at least I know how to layer n filter things a bit more now. Skin texture needs to be worked over and given depth, but It's a good starting point. gotta blend the open wounds too.

"The Walking Nyce"







 

Nope...not Lita

Sorry, It looked a lot like her to me....

It does! 

Must be her sister?

Thought I'd try to zombify myself in photoshop. Meh, my pic is off centered and has a werid glow. 4 on 10, but at least I know how to layer n filter things a bit more now. Skin texture needs to be worked over and given depth, but It's a good starting point. gotta blend the open wounds too.

"The Walking Nyce"







 

Isn't that Max?

NO,  this is Max. He's way more handsome. 

Max would prolly be a karma god on reddit.

Reddit loves cats. Max is not a cat.

And that right there is why we should be allowed to "smart", "funny", and "bold" a single entry.  The trifecta has never been pulled off so flawlessly!