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#3 | 666 days ago

Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

Barney's of New York is ruffling feathers with a planned ad campaign featuring an extremely anorexic looking Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck (below)
http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/movietalk/disney-barneys-300-jpg_194146.jpg" title="(Photo: WWD/Barney's/Courtesy Photo)" width="300" />

Now, I aint too sure about the rest of you F'ers, but personally old Cactus Jack prefers a curve or three on the objects of his lustful, wanton desires...Like Jessica Rabbit.  I dunno 'bout this $h*t right here, but I don't like it much.

On to bigger and stoopider things.  In Sao Paulo, Brazeel, a man walked into his own wake, causing several attendees to $h*t their pants.  Seems the "dead" guys brother mis-identified a different stiff at the morgue, resulting in the aforementioned chaos and confusion.  That's family love for ya right there.  I aint spoke to my brother in probably about three years and I'll bet that f**ker could still identify me if I was laid out on the slab. 

GOP Senate candidate Richard Mourdock says that pregnancies resulting from rape are something that God intended.  As you F'ers are all aware, Cactus Jack is somewhat of a theologian (and expert on all matters non-religios too), and I'm telling you right now, God aint happy with rapists!  I do personally know a woman that kept a child after becoming pregnant from a rape, and she and the kid are two of the strongest peeps I know.  However, I don't think God intended for rapes to happen in the first f**king place, much less all of the assorted sundry of consequences that come from it.  So, Dick, from one seriously avowed conservative, kindly STFU.  Thanks.

Well, New York is oh-fish-ull-ee more f**ked up than I thought.  The NY State Court of Appeals has ruled that lap dances are not works of art, and are therefore "taxable".  If they think a lap dance aint a f**king work of art, thay aint going to the right f**king clubs!

Thats it for now.  Here's a smoking hot redhead in honor of my boy, J.

beautiful redheads redheaded girls 21 I remember when I used to overlook redheaded girls as a kid     that was dumb (35 Photos)

You've been edJACKated!
  
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#1 | 666 days ago

(Edited by Green_eyed_Deja)
Wow! Actually first! And it figures... On a day when I don't have much to say!
Do you really want to hurt me ...  
#2 | 666 days ago




Don't forget ..........big announcement today from the Trumper. CAN'T WAIT. 

OH....and I want my hockey fixed. This sh*t has gone on too long. I think it's weakened my immunity. 

Have a blessed day! PINK!
This option is PINK!...  
#3 | 666 days ago

Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

Barney's of New York is ruffling feathers with a planned ad campaign featuring an extremely anorexic looking Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck (below)
http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/movietalk/disney-barneys-300-jpg_194146.jpg" title="(Photo: WWD/Barney's/Courtesy Photo)" width="300" />

Now, I aint too sure about the rest of you F'ers, but personally old Cactus Jack prefers a curve or three on the objects of his lustful, wanton desires...Like Jessica Rabbit.  I dunno 'bout this $h*t right here, but I don't like it much.

On to bigger and stoopider things.  In Sao Paulo, Brazeel, a man walked into his own wake, causing several attendees to $h*t their pants.  Seems the "dead" guys brother mis-identified a different stiff at the morgue, resulting in the aforementioned chaos and confusion.  That's family love for ya right there.  I aint spoke to my brother in probably about three years and I'll bet that f**ker could still identify me if I was laid out on the slab. 

GOP Senate candidate Richard Mourdock says that pregnancies resulting from rape are something that God intended.  As you F'ers are all aware, Cactus Jack is somewhat of a theologian (and expert on all matters non-religios too), and I'm telling you right now, God aint happy with rapists!  I do personally know a woman that kept a child after becoming pregnant from a rape, and she and the kid are two of the strongest peeps I know.  However, I don't think God intended for rapes to happen in the first f**king place, much less all of the assorted sundry of consequences that come from it.  So, Dick, from one seriously avowed conservative, kindly STFU.  Thanks.

Well, New York is oh-fish-ull-ee more f**ked up than I thought.  The NY State Court of Appeals has ruled that lap dances are not works of art, and are therefore "taxable".  If they think a lap dance aint a f**king work of art, thay aint going to the right f**king clubs!

Thats it for now.  Here's a smoking hot redhead in honor of my boy, J.

beautiful redheads redheaded girls 21 I remember when I used to overlook redheaded girls as a kid     that was dumb (35 Photos)

You've been edJACKated!
#4 | 666 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Cactus_Jack wrote:
Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

Barney's of New York is ruffling feathers with a planned ad campaign featuring an extremely anorexic looking Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck (below)


Now, I aint too sure about the rest of you F'ers, but personally old Cactus Jack prefers a curve or three on the objects of his lustful, wanton desires...Like Jessica Rabbit.  I dunno 'bout this $h*t right here, but I don't like it much.

On to bigger and stoopider things.  In Sao Paulo, Brazeel, a man walked into his own wake, causing several attendees to $h*t their pants.  Seems the "dead" guys brother mis-identified a different stiff at the morgue, resulting in the aforementioned chaos and confusion.  That's family love for ya right there.  I aint spoke to my brother in probably about three years and I'll bet that f**ker could still identify me if I was laid out on the slab. 

GOP Senate candidate Richard Mourdock says that pregnancies resulting from rape are something that God intended.  As you F'ers are all aware, Cactus Jack is somewhat of a theologian (and expert on all matters non-religios too), and I'm telling you right now, God aint happy with rapists!  I do personally know a woman that kept a child after becoming pregnant from a rape, and she and the kid are two of the strongest peeps I know.  However, I don't think God intended for rapes to happen in the first f**king place, much less all of the assorted sundry of consequences that come from it.  So, Dick, from one seriously avowed conservative, kindly STFU.  Thanks.

Well, New York is oh-fish-ull-ee more f**ked up than I thought.  The NY State Court of Appeals has ruled that lap dances are not works of art, and are therefore "taxable".  If they think a lap dance aint a f**king work of art, thay aint going to the right f**king clubs!

Thats it for now.  Here's a smoking hot redhead in honor of my boy, J.

beautiful redheads redheaded girls 21 I remember when I used to overlook redheaded girls as a kid     that was dumb (35 Photos)

You've been edJACKated!
When I was told about the rape induced pregnancies are God's will comment, my first question was "so, was the actual rape God's will, too?" This is why I don't quit YOUR conservative ass.
#5 | 666 days ago
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kteacher wrote:



Don't forget ..........big announcement today from the Trumper. CAN'T WAIT. 

OH....and I want my hockey fixed. This sh*t has gone on too long. I think it's weakened my immunity. 

Have a blessed day! PINK!

Trump announcement : President Obama was overheard chatting with an unidentified White House member about Michelle planning an interlude with a unidentified Cajun gentleman from a small southern state.  Crippling his campaign on family values and such !!!

Biggest scandal since Clinton/Lewinsky -Fox News is expected to handle the press conference


just guessing out loud indecision
This option is PINK!...  
#6 | 666 days ago

YAY!! A day off for me, and not one single person in my home other than me (and the cats and dhihuahua who never comes out of her bed.   Doing my Hallowe'en nails, and watching the snow fall....again.

My daughter got paid $100 by the rednecks.  The cake was perfect, one of the turkeys was dead (from a fight with another turkey) and the pie.....well, they made the pie and the little girl promptly dropped a cantaloupe on it in the fridge.  My daughter went to bed an hour and a half earlier than normal, but she did make us wonderful taco salad for supper before that.  she rocks!!

Hope everyone has a wonderfully PINK day!
This option is PINK!...  
#7 | 666 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

Barney's of New York is ruffling feathers with a planned ad campaign featuring an extremely anorexic looking Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck (below)


Now, I aint too sure about the rest of you F'ers, but personally old Cactus Jack prefers a curve or three on the objects of his lustful, wanton desires...Like Jessica Rabbit.  I dunno 'bout this $h*t right here, but I don't like it much.

On to bigger and stoopider things.  In Sao Paulo, Brazeel, a man walked into his own wake, causing several attendees to $h*t their pants.  Seems the "dead" guys brother mis-identified a different stiff at the morgue, resulting in the aforementioned chaos and confusion.  That's family love for ya right there.  I aint spoke to my brother in probably about three years and I'll bet that f**ker could still identify me if I was laid out on the slab. 

GOP Senate candidate Richard Mourdock says that pregnancies resulting from rape are something that God intended.  As you F'ers are all aware, Cactus Jack is somewhat of a theologian (and expert on all matters non-religios too), and I'm telling you right now, God aint happy with rapists!  I do personally know a woman that kept a child after becoming pregnant from a rape, and she and the kid are two of the strongest peeps I know.  However, I don't think God intended for rapes to happen in the first f**king place, much less all of the assorted sundry of consequences that come from it.  So, Dick, from one seriously avowed conservative, kindly STFU.  Thanks.

Well, New York is oh-fish-ull-ee more f**ked up than I thought.  The NY State Court of Appeals has ruled that lap dances are not works of art, and are therefore "taxable".  If they think a lap dance aint a f**king work of art, thay aint going to the right f**king clubs!

Thats it for now.  Here's a smoking hot redhead in honor of my boy, J.

beautiful redheads redheaded girls 21 I remember when I used to overlook redheaded girls as a kid     that was dumb (35 Photos)

You've been edJACKated!
I see your busty with  
This option is PINK!...  
#8 | 666 days ago

I just read about the so called reveal of the divorce papers.  

Sorry for my ignorance, and please ignore me if I really AM stooooopid, (I'm Canadian, remember) but why is Donald Trump so obsessed with finding stuff to discredit Obama?  And why, pray tell, is it his business?  I mean, doesn't he have his own affairs to take care of?

I don't care one way or another about who wins the election really, but Trump's attitude that HE has some kind of right to be a dog in the fight this way does bother me! 
This option is PINK!...  
#9 | 666 days ago

(Edited by Cactus_Jack)
JenX63 wrote:
I see your busty with  
Lord

8g4gop3 If I become emperor of my own country, pics of redheads will be my currency (38 Photos)
#10 | 666 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Lord

8g4gop3 If I become emperor of my own country, pics of redheads will be my currency (38 Photos)
I may have swooned a little when reading your earlier post and I'm still in shock. 
This option is PINK!...  
#11 | 666 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Not gettin any?   Blame your bedroom!

Some survey conducted by a British retailer revealed that the amount of sex a person has varies by the color of their bedroom and the type of their bedding. The decor scheme most likely to get you lucky? A purple bedroom and silk sheets.

Apparently, 50 SHADES OF GREY might of worked for a book, but it aint going to get you bumping uglies in the bedroom.

Purple - 3.49
Red - 3.18   (since red is considered an angry color, this is for all of you hardcore freaks out there)
Sky blue - 3.14 (for the Mile High Club members)
Pink - 3.02  
Black - 2.99  (BLACK WALLS?!?!?!? - Really?!?!  How GOTH)
Navy blue - 2.76
Yellow - 2.43 (R.KELLY's favorite)
Orange - 2.36
Brown - 2.10 (For the BACKDOOR fans)
White - 2.02
Beige - 1.97
Green - 1.89
Grey - 1.80

And if  the idea of a grape-and-eggplant-themed bedroom just isn’t your thing, look at the material you’re using for your bedding. Those who have silk bedding have the most sex of all. Here are the sheets stats:

Silk - 4.35
Cotton - 2.72
Nylon - 2.35
Polyester - 2.33
Duvet - 1.80 

As for Trump, my guess is that tool is going to bring up the fact that Michelle and Barack were going to get divorced, back in 2000,  If that is indeed the announcement, that's already public knowledge and is in Obama's autobiography that was released some time ago.

if that's not it, maybe he's going to come out of the closet in regards to the fact that he wears a toupee?

Beaneaters...  
#12 | 666 days ago

(Edited by Cactus_Jack)
kteacher wrote:
I may have swooned a little when reading your earlier post and I'm still in shock. 
Swoonworthy:  (see Cactus Jack on a soapbox)

Anyhow, I'm thinking about restoring my old truck, and I was looking at material for the seats.  What do you guys think of this pattern?

beautiful redheads 19 I want to walk a plank into a sea of redheads. Is that so much to ask?(40 Photos)
#13 | 666 days ago

(Edited by DeeRigga)
Cactus_Jack wrote:
Swoonworthy:  (see Cactus Jack on a soapbox)

Anyhow, I'm thinking about restoring my old truck, and I was looking at material for the seats.  What do you guys think of this pattern?

beautiful redheads 19 I want to walk a plank into a sea of redheads. Is that so much to ask?(40 Photos)
Does it come in all shades of Blue Jean Shorts?   I'll take two!!!
And her Momma!  cheeky
Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk...  
#14 | 666 days ago

Happy Hump Day All- Game 1 of the WS tonight I hope it only goes 4 games, 8 days until jump ball
Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk...  
#15 | 666 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
California Prop 19


We've all heard of M.A.D.D (Mothers Against Drunk Driving), so, it appears that there is a new group called MFM (Mothers for Marijuana)!

They are a group of California moms who believe that legalizing and controlling the herb would be safer and obviously help with the Tax deficit.

The problem I have comes from one of the (D) Senators, Barbara Boxer.  She THINKS that doing this would lead to an increase in crime, vehicle accidents and higher costs for local law enforcement.

Really?!?!  Hey Ms. Boxer, how about you take a nice little vacation to Amsterdam and see how much crime, vehicle accidents and law enforcement costs they deal with.

or better yet, try some of that, yourself, and see first hand.  wink

Now, I know that we have people that are on both sides of this legalization process, but, I have several Chicago Po-Po friends that agree with me in saying that it's probably better than drinking when it comes to crime and driving.
Beaneaters...  
#16 | 666 days ago

Can someone help me understand why people precede a comment with "I'm sorry, but...?"  If you're sorry, don't say it.  And if the apology is followed with "but,"  then you're not sorry.  So ya just lied.  I don't get it.  There is just too much of that bulls**t going on in my life.  Maybe it's time to surround myself with some new people.

Teddy Bridgewater, Louisville's Quarterback, has a mother who should be an inspiration to us all.  Read it.  It may restore just a little of your hope in humanity.
#17 | 666 days ago

"Next"
[Verse 1]
She pop that p**** on a Monday
She never falls in love
But she heard me in the club, she put in work
She wanna give me all her money
She used to spend it all alone 'cuz her man went and did her wrong, so she...
But baby I'm not trying to be the one
I got my baby waiting home
She been too good to let that go
And I ain't tryna win your heart
And you can't pay to win my love
So keep dancin, baby, keep dancin, dancin
Keep dancin, dancin, keep dancin...

[Female whisper:] I want you
I know, yes [4X] I know...
[Female whisper:] Baby I want you
I'm too far in this game, so let go
So let go [2X]
[Female whisper:] Baby I want you

Baby, who you tryna fool
Girl, I might be 21 but I got memories to prove
That I've seen your kind before
And I know exactly what you want...

You just want me 'cuz I'm next
You just want me 'cuz I'm next, baby

[Verse 2]
Baby, who you callin' soft?
Don't make me smoke up all your k**h
Don't make me pop your cheap ass pills
I used to do this for the thrill, Ooh yea
I know you got a lot to lose
But ain't nobody here but me
So baby what you got to prove? Ooh yea
I see the way your body moves
On the pole, on the floor, you're alone
But there ain't nothing I can do
So keep dancin, baby, keep dancin, dancin
Keep dancin, dancin, keep dancin...

[Female whisper:] I want you
I know, yes [4X] I know...
[Female whisper:] Baby I want you
I'm too far in this game, so let go
So let go [2X]
[Female whisper:] Baby I want you

Baby, who you tryna fool
Girl, I might be 21 but I got memories to prove
That I've seen your kind before
And I know exactly what you want...

You just want me 'cuz I'm next
You just want me 'cuz I'm next, baby
You just want me 'cuz I'm next
[Humming]
Ooh yea, ooh yea, ooh yea
#18 | 666 days ago

So, I have been f**king off doing a lot of research this morning, and I found this sign.  It just seems to match the FE.

monday dar 32 Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)
#19 | 666 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
I got nothing today, so this song is for my Qwife.

"You Can Do It"
(feat. Mack 10, Ms. Toi)

[Ice Cube]
Yeah, yeah
Get your a$$ up and hurra
Uh, Ice Cube baby
Ninety-nine baby
I'm on the grind baby
All the time baby
Show me something

[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi]
Put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
Put your a$$ into it

[Ice Cube]
Tic-tic-boom
Hear me banging down these back streets
Bumpin' BlackSTREET, treated like a athlete
Life ain't a track meet (no) it's a marathon
F**k the cemetery that a ni**a get buried on
We be clubbing till the day we die
Ni**a ask the bartender if you think we lie
But if you think we h!gh, ni**a think again
Cause when it's sink or swim
You got to think to win
And if I drink this Hen'
Everybody will know it
Cause I ain't going for it
So pray to the Lord that I don't pull out
Cuss out and bust out
Go the ni**a route
Make the trigger shout, uh
You can try to smoke an ounce to this
While I pronounce this sh!t
Baby bounce them t!ts
Mama move them hips
Baby shake them cheeks
I got d!ck for days
You got a$$ for weeks, yeah, yeah

[Ms. Toi (Ice Cube)]
Don't stop get it, get it
(That's real)
Don't stop ni**a hit it
(I will)
[Ice Cube]
I'm gon' do it, gon' do it
Gon' do it, do it, do it

[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi]
Put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
Put your a$$ into it

[Ice Cube]
Now all I wanna do is have fun with my loved ones
The thug ones, relatives and my cousins
And I got 'em by the dozen
When they buzzin', quick to say f**k your husband
This is for my ni**as locked away
Extra love for the ones who ain't got no date
But when we hit checkmate with Ice Cube the great
As soon as I get a word we can rush the safe
F**k them license plates because life is great
It don't matter if you're rich and your folks ain't straight
I'm still coming with that underground gangsta sh!t
No matter how many ni**as say we ain't the sh!t, b!tch

[Ms. Toi (Ice Cube)]
Don't stop get it, get it
(That's real)
Don't stop ni**a hit it
(I will)
[Ice Cube]
I'm gon' do it, gon' do it
Gon' do it, do it, do it

[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi]
Put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
Put your a$$ into it

[Mack 10]
I do hard core rhyming, hard time grinding
With will I pimp hoes
Other ni**as wine and dine them
Gotta love this pup sh!t
Passing the mud sh!t
Pockets on flood sh!t
OG lyrical blood sh!t
I don't rent I buy sh!t
Ni**as jealous of my sh!t
You unaware of this young ni**a getting all the fly sh!t
While you're rooting and recruiting
Ni**a 6-8 whooping
I was in the hood shooting cause I had the wife whooping
I come from padres gold in oversized jars
I past up strife and got star awards
No time for playa hating, Mack paper chasing
Came out the substation to the hip hop nation
The mo' hits the mo' bigga with illegal weight figga
Done develop the status of a platinum plus ni**a
Bust the first a$$hole to show I can hit it
I keep pushing, don't quit it
Don't stop till I get it

[Ms. Toi (Ice Cube)]
Don't stop get it, get it
(That's real)
Don't stop ni**a hit it
(I will)
[Ice Cube]
I'm gon' do it, gon' do it
Gon' do it, do it, do it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi (Ice Cube)]
Don't stop get it, get it
(That's real)
Don't stop ni**a hit it
(I will)
[Ice Cube]
I'm gon' do it, gon' do it
Gon' do it, do it, do it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
Put your a$$ into it
We be clubbing
Freaky gyration is close to fornication
We be clubbing
Freaky gyration is close to fornication:
Yeah uh-huh, Ice Cube, Westside Connection
Know how we do?
We puttin' it down, constantly
Get your a$$ up and hurra

Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk...  
#20 | 666 days ago

10% of this filter error is going ***** ** **** ***.

I love playing this game. Are the last two words 'suck' and 'ass'?


Here...

http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies/#/page/1


You will thank me later.
Beaneaters...  
#21 | 666 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
10% of this filter error is going ***** ** **** ***.

I love playing this game. Are the last two words 'suck' and 'ass'?


Here...

http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies/#/page/1


You will thank me later.
Ass is CORRECT!
#22 | 666 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
I got nothing today, so this song is for my Qwife.

"You Can Do It"
(feat. Mack 10, Ms. Toi)

[Ice Cube]
Yeah, yeah
Get your a$$ up and hurra
Uh, Ice Cube baby
Ninety-nine baby
I'm on the grind baby
All the time baby
Show me something

[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi]
Put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
Put your a$$ into it

[Ice Cube]
Tic-tic-boom
Hear me banging down these back streets
Bumpin' BlackSTREET, treated like a athlete
Life ain't a track meet (no) it's a marathon
F**k the cemetery that a ni**a get buried on
We be clubbing till the day we die
Ni**a ask the bartender if you think we lie
But if you think we h!gh, ni**a think again
Cause when it's sink or swim
You got to think to win
And if I drink this Hen'
Everybody will know it
Cause I ain't going for it
So pray to the Lord that I don't pull out
Cuss out and bust out
Go the ni**a route
Make the trigger shout, uh
You can try to smoke an ounce to this
While I pronounce this sh!t
Baby bounce them t!ts
Mama move them hips
Baby shake them cheeks
I got d!ck for days
You got a$$ for weeks, yeah, yeah

[Ms. Toi (Ice Cube)]
Don't stop get it, get it
(That's real)
Don't stop ni**a hit it
(I will)
[Ice Cube]
I'm gon' do it, gon' do it
Gon' do it, do it, do it

[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi]
Put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
Put your a$$ into it

[Ice Cube]
Now all I wanna do is have fun with my loved ones
The thug ones, relatives and my cousins
And I got 'em by the dozen
When they buzzin', quick to say f**k your husband
This is for my ni**as locked away
Extra love for the ones who ain't got no date
But when we hit checkmate with Ice Cube the great
As soon as I get a word we can rush the safe
F**k them license plates because life is great
It don't matter if you're rich and your folks ain't straight
I'm still coming with that underground gangsta sh!t
No matter how many ni**as say we ain't the sh!t, b!tch

[Ms. Toi (Ice Cube)]
Don't stop get it, get it
(That's real)
Don't stop ni**a hit it
(I will)
[Ice Cube]
I'm gon' do it, gon' do it
Gon' do it, do it, do it

[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi]
Put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
Put your a$$ into it

[Mack 10]
I do hard core rhyming, hard time grinding
With will I pimp hoes
Other ni**as wine and dine them
Gotta love this pup sh!t
Passing the mud sh!t
Pockets on flood sh!t
OG lyrical blood sh!t
I don't rent I buy sh!t
Ni**as jealous of my sh!t
You unaware of this young ni**a getting all the fly sh!t
While you're rooting and recruiting
Ni**a 6-8 whooping
I was in the hood shooting cause I had the wife whooping
I come from padres gold in oversized jars
I past up strife and got star awards
No time for playa hating, Mack paper chasing
Came out the substation to the hip hop nation
The mo' hits the mo' bigga with illegal weight figga
Done develop the status of a platinum plus ni**a
Bust the first a$$hole to show I can hit it
I keep pushing, don't quit it
Don't stop till I get it

[Ms. Toi (Ice Cube)]
Don't stop get it, get it
(That's real)
Don't stop ni**a hit it
(I will)
[Ice Cube]
I'm gon' do it, gon' do it
Gon' do it, do it, do it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi (Ice Cube)]
Don't stop get it, get it
(That's real)
Don't stop ni**a hit it
(I will)
[Ice Cube]
I'm gon' do it, gon' do it
Gon' do it, do it, do it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your a$$ into it
Put your a$$ into it
We be clubbing
Freaky gyration is close to fornication
We be clubbing
Freaky gyration is close to fornication:
Yeah uh-huh, Ice Cube, Westside Connection
Know how we do?
We puttin' it down, constantly
Get your a$$ up and hurra

On IPOD playlist,,always have to listen to about 3x before shuffling to next song!!!  yes
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#23 | 666 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
10% of this filter error is going ***** ** **** ***.

I love playing this game. Are the last two words 'suck' and 'ass'?


Here...

http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies/#/page/1


You will thank me later.
So it should say "10% of this filter error is going ***** ** **** ***.going to suck a$$.
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#24 | 666 days ago

That is NOT correct!

:S
#25 | 666 days ago

Remember when we were in high school chem class, and wanted to mix stuff together we weren't supposed to just to see what would happen?  Well some local kid just did.
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss...  
#26 | 666 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Malibu Barbie is creeped out by being on the same shelf with Big Ben!



Beaneaters...  
#27 | 666 days ago

Nah, Ben is married and has a kid on the way now.  I think she's safe.
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#28 | 666 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
kramer wrote:
Remember when we were in high school chem class, and wanted to mix stuff together we weren't supposed to just to see what would happen?  Well some local kid just did.

 


Explosion reported at Derry Area High School - this made me spit my drink out of my nose!


Sounds like this student had lunch at the School cafeteria! 
Beaneaters...  
#29 | 666 days ago

#30 | 666 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
kobe_lova wrote:
That is NOT correct!

:S
"10% of this filter error is going ***** ** **** ***South of your ass ??

or Right up your ass ?
Beaneaters...  
#31 | 666 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Ass is CORRECT!
OK, what is the first letter in the second to the last word?

wink
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#32 | 666 days ago

kramer wrote:
Nah, Ben is married and has a kid on the way now.  I think she's safe.
Yes, no predators are married with children :|.
#33 | 666 days ago

Lol. Stop this.
#34 | 666 days ago

what's up gang?
Been a busy morning, but my free sausage biscuit from Carl's Jr. helped

There has been an arrest in the Jessica Ridgeway murder, details in approximately 4 minutes

World Series starts tonight

The Humpty Dance just came on XM channel 9

I think I've decided on an 11th hour halloween costume change.. Young uncle moneybags

first i limp to the side like my leg was broken

Stay black and don't trust the bitch in apartment 2B.. She's a meth addict and has a nasty herpes outbreak
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#35 | 666 days ago
unopescatore (+)

Cowboys suck
#36 | 666 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
Cowboys suck
You just gotta love football season.
Beaneaters...  
#37 | 666 days ago
unopescatore (+)

Beaneaters wrote:
You just gotta love football season.
that's every season bro. lol laugh
#38 | 666 days ago

(Edited by AlwaysSunshine)
Awwwww.

Y'all just made my day a little better.

Or maybe its the caffeine.
#39 | 666 days ago

Nick__ wrote:

 


Explosion reported at Derry Area High School - this made me spit my drink out of my nose!


Sounds like this student had lunch at the School cafeteria! 
Nick, that is from a state that has towns named Moon, Mars, Apollo, Intercourse, Bird-in-Hand, Blueball, Blue Bell
Beaneaters...  
#40 | 666 days ago

thank God this is from the city an hour north of us, and not the school my daughter attends.....

Student Stabbed
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#41 | 666 days ago

Oh, and to all you fellow Tom Hardy fans (no homo) out there, I highly recommend The Take.. Watched the series last night, 2 discs, 4 episodes, 3 hours well spent yes
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#42 | 666 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

Barney's of New York is ruffling feathers with a planned ad campaign featuring an extremely anorexic looking Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck (below)


Now, I aint too sure about the rest of you F'ers, but personally old Cactus Jack prefers a curve or three on the objects of his lustful, wanton desires...Like Jessica Rabbit.  I dunno 'bout this $h*t right here, but I don't like it much.

On to bigger and stoopider things.  In Sao Paulo, Brazeel, a man walked into his own wake, causing several attendees to $h*t their pants.  Seems the "dead" guys brother mis-identified a different stiff at the morgue, resulting in the aforementioned chaos and confusion.  That's family love for ya right there.  I aint spoke to my brother in probably about three years and I'll bet that f**ker could still identify me if I was laid out on the slab. 

GOP Senate candidate Richard Mourdock says that pregnancies resulting from rape are something that God intended.  As you F'ers are all aware, Cactus Jack is somewhat of a theologian (and expert on all matters non-religios too), and I'm telling you right now, God aint happy with rapists!  I do personally know a woman that kept a child after becoming pregnant from a rape, and she and the kid are two of the strongest peeps I know.  However, I don't think God intended for rapes to happen in the first f**king place, much less all of the assorted sundry of consequences that come from it.  So, Dick, from one seriously avowed conservative, kindly STFU.  Thanks.

Well, New York is oh-fish-ull-ee more f**ked up than I thought.  The NY State Court of Appeals has ruled that lap dances are not works of art, and are therefore "taxable".  If they think a lap dance aint a f**king work of art, thay aint going to the right f**king clubs!

Thats it for now.  Here's a smoking hot redhead in honor of my boy, J.

beautiful redheads redheaded girls 21 I remember when I used to overlook redheaded girls as a kid     that was dumb (35 Photos)

You've been edJACKated!
WHERE IS HER LEFT BOOB NIPPLE?  
#43 | 666 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
WHERE IS HER LEFT BOOB NIPPLE?  
F**king photoshop!
#44 | 666 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Jason_ wrote:
WHERE IS HER LEFT BOOB NIPPLE?  
She doesn't have one,,,that's why she is a circus side show freak.

"Get your ticket! Get your ticket! Come and see the 1 nipple woman"
Beaneaters...  
#45 | 666 days ago

So, I just read The Donald's "offer" to President Obama.  To me, it reads like blackmail - tell me what I want to know and I'll give a charity $5M.  Don't tell me what I want to know and they get nothing.

Am I way off base here?  Anyone???
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#46 | 666 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
WHERE IS HER LEFT BOOB NIPPLE?  
Nipple girl in your office stole it, and got a nipple-addonomy, which is why she has such large ones while this poor girl has none.
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#47 | 666 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
Nipple girl in your office stole it, and got a nipple-addonomy, which is why she has such large ones while this poor girl has none.
image We raised the tush ceiling for Hump Day (73 photos)
#48 | 666 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Oh, and to all you fellow Tom Hardy fans (no homo) out there, I highly recommend The Take.. Watched the series last night, 2 discs, 4 episodes, 3 hours well spent yes
I actually watched the first 3 episodes last night (Encore had the series on over the weekend) and I concure, it's worth a watch.

Another show you should check out is "Underbelly", it's an Austrailian show about crime in Sydney and Melbourne and each season (3 so far) has been about a different era.  I watched it on the "Audience" channel on DirecTV.
#49 | 666 days ago

When's the over/under for when Nick runs out of musicians and this happens?


Wait. What? Wikipedia-Wednesday**:

"David Lubega (born 13 April 1975), also known as Lou Bega, is a German musician of Italian and Ugandan descent..."






**It's also Alliteration-Wednesday for those of you scoring at home. This doesn't happen often, it's kinda like a leap year.
Beaneaters...  
#50 | 666 days ago

You know, it just dawned on me that we haven't had a "bacon" post today.

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#51 | 666 days ago

beerstudk wrote:
I actually watched the first 3 episodes last night (Encore had the series on over the weekend) and I concure, it's worth a watch.

Another show you should check out is "Underbelly", it's an Austrailian show about crime in Sydney and Melbourne and each season (3 so far) has been about a different era.  I watched it on the "Audience" channel on DirecTV.
definitely gonna keep my eyes peeled for that one.. The Aussies have been raising their game in recent years
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#52 | 666 days ago

(Edited by Eric_)
As yesterday's Filter Error shows, I think differently than most people. Not saying it's for better or worse, I'm just saying. Someday I'll learn to keep my damn mouth shut.

A co-worker is now following me on Twitter. Luckily I'm just as bad as keeping back the crazy there as I am on the Intertubes.

Verlander vs. Zito tonight in World Series Game 1. On paper this is a total mismatch, but there is a way the Giants can get to Verlander. The Giants are a contact hitting team. If they can avoid strikeouts, and make Detroit's terrible defense get outs, they might be able to scratch out some runs and get it to the bullpens, where they have an advantage. Of course, that's predicated on Zito not getting shelled, and that's far from a given.

Hurricane Sandy might be headed straight for the mid-Atlantic. Next week does not look promising.
#53 | 666 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
When's the over/under for when Nick runs out of musicians and this happens?


Wait. What? Wikipedia-Wednesday**:

"David Lubega (born 13 April 1975), also known as Lou Bega, is a German musician of Italian and Ugandan descent..."






**It's also Alliteration-Wednesday for those of you scoring at home. This doesn't happen often, it's kinda like a leap year.
yes

Tropical whomever is now Hurricane whomever.  I'll be pissed if my kids end up with tins of tuna for Halloween again this year.

I've decided that today sucked, Rob is eating leftover chicken salad for dinner, and I am drinking til I pass out.
DVR the World Series and try again tomorrow.

Peace out.

heart
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#54 | 666 days ago

I just submitted my ticket application for the 2013 Indy 500, so this day is officially awesome.
#55 | 666 days ago

From my daughter *sigh*

Hunter:  Why do we need school?!?!?

Me:  To learn!!

Hunter:  Learn what?

Me:  English?

Hunter:  Everything is shortened anyway - LOL, BRB, IDK

Me:  Okay then, Math!

Hunter:  That's why I have a calculator!!

Me:  HISTORY

Hunter:  Who cares? They're all dead!

Me:  GEOGRAPHY!!!!  

Hunter:  Uhhhh MOM, Google Earth!

Me:  Dare I suggest Science??

Hunter:  Okay, I'll go to school and see if I can blow it up like that teacher in the US did today............

Me:  SMH - Go play the XBox.............
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#56 | 666 days ago

tomorrow night's aces are fister and bumgarner. i just thought that noteworthy.
#57 | 666 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
From my daughter *sigh*

Hunter:  Why do we need school?!?!?

Me:  To learn!!

Hunter:  Learn what?

Me:  English?

Hunter:  Everything is shortened anyway - LOL, BRB, IDK

Me:  Okay then, Math!

Hunter:  That's why I have a calculator!!

Me:  HISTORY

Hunter:  Who cares? They're all dead!

Me:  GEOGRAPHY!!!!  

Hunter:  Uhhhh MOM, Google Earth!

Me:  Dare I suggest Science??

Hunter:  Okay, I'll go to school and see if I can blow it up like that teacher in the US did today............

Me:  SMH - Go play the XBox.............
Go play the xbox is the answer to 99% of all questions asked by a kid. 
#58 | 666 days ago

6-0             Duck Dynasty time
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#59 | 666 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Go play the xbox is the answer to 99% of all questions asked by a kid. 
Not usually, she doesn't play it all that often, however, if I was to say go watch the horse video she'd be on it like white on rice.....
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#60 | 666 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
6-0             Duck Dynasty time
uhhh they actually did get a run, so 6-1 it is....
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#61 | 666 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
Not usually, she doesn't play it all that often, however, if I was to say go watch the horse video she'd be on it like white on rice.....
"The" horse video?  As in...THAT...video?  You're a hardcore mom. 
#62 | 666 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
"The" horse video?  As in...THAT...video?  You're a hardcore mom. 
*sigh* yah yah yah.......
It's called Heartland.....
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#63 | 666 days ago

I'm having a drag queen moment.

Absolutely Not...Deborah Cox
Always waitin' for someone
To make me happy, pick me up
I realize that someone is me
What you call life, that ain't livin'
Bless the child that's got his own
It's my season, now I stand alone
Just thought that I would let you know
Some things you just can't control

[Chorus:]
Should I wear my hair in a ponytail?
Should I dress myself up in chanel?
Do I measure me by what you think?
Absolutely not, absolutely not
If I go to work in a mini-skirt
Am I givin' you the right to flirt?
I won't compromise my point of view
Absolutely not, absolutely not

Told myself I won't complain
But some things have got to change
Not gon' be a victim of
All your social push and shove
Right or wrong, you judge the same
My picture never fit your frame
What you thought, you'll never know
You can't see me with your mind closed

[Repeat Chorus]

Now I see, life means more to me
More than fancy clothes
More than you'll ever know
All the ugly words that I heard you say
Made me stronger everyday
Now I live my life for me

[Repeat Chorus 3x]

Oh, ooh
Woah, oh, ooh
All my ladies say
Oh, ooh
Woah, oh, ooh
Absolutely not, absolutely not
All my ladies say
Oh, ooh
Woah, oh, ooh
All my ladies say
Absolutely not, absolutely not
#64 | 666 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
*sigh* yah yah yah.......
It's called Heartland.....
Oh...not "the" horse video i was thinking of. 
#65 | 665 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
When's the over/under for when Nick runs out of musicians and this happens?


Wait. What? Wikipedia-Wednesday**:

"David Lubega (born 13 April 1975), also known as Lou Bega, is a German musician of Italian and Ugandan descent..."






**It's also Alliteration-Wednesday for those of you scoring at home. This doesn't happen often, it's kinda like a leap year.
Holy one-hit wonder, Batman!
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#66 | 665 days ago
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ohwell_ wrote:
6-0             Duck Dynasty time


Duck Dynasty is great !  They never fail to get some laughs out of me smiley
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