Happy Hump Day All! Finally feeling like fall in FLorida. It's mid 50's this morning, high of 65, and low tonight of 45. I am loving it! I miss the leaves changing colors though!
    Glad the election is over, couldn't come soon enough. Just so tired of all the BS advertising. Can I get an AMEN on that?

Happy Hump Day All! Finally feeling like fall in FLorida. It's mid 50's this morning, high of 65, and low tonight of 45. I am loving it! I miss the leaves changing colors though!
    Glad the election is over, couldn't come soon enough. Just so tired of all the BS advertising. Can I get an AMEN on that?

There was soooooooo much going on last night it was fantastic! Loved it!!

My big winners from the first social/multi media election night:

Drunk Diane Sawyer captivating everybody the way crazy Dan Rather did in 2000. a tour de force in what-the-effery.
Rove vs. Fox News... LIVE!
John King and his touch screens. Dude must work an iPad like nobody's business.
Nate [blanking] Silver!! That was really something else. Mind blowing. I have to order his book today.
Trump on twitter. Wow.
Flag in the hair lady. Tumblr do your thing! I'm going to make one of her standing behind Reagan at the Berlin wall or all up in MLK's kitchen during "I have a dream."
Obama's Cyrus in The Warriors speech. #money He should have ended with "CAN! YOU! DIG! IIIIIIIIIIIIIT!?!!!!!!!! then dropped the d@mn mic. Well worth staying up till 2:30 or whenever

Honorable mention jokes:
Tipsy J-Bot retweeting gold
"legitimate" / "gift from God loss" etc.
Going "Barack to Back"
Colorado voting democrat to become a 'red' state.
#rimshot!

I want a general election every other year now. 

How is everyone?!?!

Mexico (Puerto Vallarta) was nice and relaxing!  The only down part of it, besides having to come back home, was that it was cloudy from Friday afternoon through Sunday, so I was only able to lay out in the sun on Thurs, 1/2 of the day on Friday and a few hours on Monday.

In the meantime,  there's this



and this






and finally, this

How is everyone?!?!

Mexico (Puerto Vallarta) was nice and relaxing!  The only down part of it, besides having to come back home, was that it was cloudy from Friday afternoon through Sunday, so I was only able to lay out in the sun on Thurs, 1/2 of the day on Friday and a few hours on Monday.

In the meantime,  there's this



and this






and finally, this

At work posting with the new phone.. Not used to it yet

Happy Hump Day All! Finally feeling like fall in FLorida. It's mid 50's this morning, high of 65, and low tonight of 45. I am loving it! I miss the leaves changing colors though!
    Glad the election is over, couldn't come soon enough. Just so tired of all the BS advertising. Can I get an AMEN on that?

Hi everyone..
So I guess it wasn't really much of a toss-up last night

I love how none of the TV networks even acknowledged what Nate Silver has been saying for months

This is my favorite fox news prediction video by far from last weekend.. Hat! Dick Morris was WAY beyond confident about his calculations.. and ended up like...




If you get a chance watch Safety Not Guaranteed.. Fantastic little flick.  Also check out Your Sister's Sister, I was pleasantly surprised

Today, I could really use a lot, and I do mean A LOT, less of people complaining about their jobs. Motherf**kers should be glad they have one.  Don't like where you work/the people you work with? Find a new job.  Not willing to find a new job?  STFU.  Just sayin'. 

I got off work early today, which is nice b/c I have four major projects that I have to submit online by Sunday midnight.  I wouldn't say the pressure is fun.  I would say that it motivates me, so there's that.

And because the weather has been so cool and dreary here over the past couple of days...

you are welcome to come visit NY to get a taste of fabulous weather

J.D. Nick...


It's about to get real

Spectacular day after.

Poor Rob had to work with the crew that listens to Rush all day.  He texted me at 2 to try and get me to call in to the show.
Pfft.   Can't wait to hear how his day went.

Alan West is demanding a recount, filing a suit, etc.  Just go away MOFO.  I'm sure there is someone in the world in need of waterboarding.  

Karl Rove and "the math just isn't adding up" blustery confusion was worth the price of cable.  Glad we watched the returns come in on FOX at the last minute.  Megan Fox kept saying "That's not what the experts are saying" in a gentle, cautious voice.   Priceless.
Money can't buy everything.  Awwww..........

I'm going to leave my Obama/Biden sign in the yard for the rest of the month or until it is vandalized.  I have another in the carport.

Janet, glad you are getting back to normal with the lights and heat.  How many times did you flip a switch entering and leaving  rooms?   I think I hold the worlds record.    If you or anyone else in the area had to throw away food, you should be able to collect emergency food stamps.   Not much, but it's something.  I received them (the only time ever) and donated the food I bought to the people who still didn't have anything.  

Stuck in my head:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO8nlZKrVi4

The Voice tonight!   Maroon 5,,,,,,,TEAM ADAM

Good day, bitches.

After 6 days of no power/heat/hot water, I got back into this century on Sunday afternoon.  
No more wearing 3 layers of clothing to bed every night, no more constant worrying that I smell while out in public,  no more gas lines (hopefully ... I'm not down with trying to warp myself into the 70s in THAT way), no more having to spend ridiculous amounts of money on basic supplies everyday, and no more romantic (albeit, solo) dinners by candlelight.  

As nice as it was to eat foods every night that were prepared FOR me, and as much as I love me some sushi (see below), it's not as awesome when it's 53 degrees in the house and you can barely see it.  



The only thing open near me during the blackout was our King's, which is the priciest supermarket in the area.  Of course.  Thankfully I can carry on my former pledge to NOT shop there ever now.  I have been saving up to adopt a highway, after all.  I need to be more responsible with my money.

Shout out to all my fellow Tri-Staters who weathered the s**tstorm, as well.  Kudos to us for rocking, like, a lot.  
Also a shout out to Stoney for having Annie Sullivan, aka "The Miracle Worker", level patience when I had no internet and no phone battery to speak of.  Granted, it sucked WAY harder for me, but you were still a little trooper.  

And lastly, shout out to Obama for making me right all along and giving me 4 more years of relative-taunting pleasure.  Looks like my mom IS getting regifted that "Countdown Until Obama's Last Day" clock she gave me last Christmas.    Enjoy it.  

I'll take the snow.  Not the hurricane.

I'm politically incorrect every minute of the day, no matter what.  I'm a bisexual republican, ffs.  So I get it from both sides.
And, if I'm lucky, it's not the political/religious people giving it to me.


**edit.  Who saw Bethenny Frankel on Ellen?  Love her.  And by her, I mean both of them.

I'm politically incorrect every minute of the day, no matter what.  I'm a bisexual republican, ffs.  So I get it from both sides.
And, if I'm lucky, it's not the political/religious people giving it to me.


**edit.  Who saw Bethenny Frankel on Ellen?  Love her.  And by her, I mean both of them.

... I see what you did there.

Yeah, for you!  

Best Defense in the NFL!

BRING IT!


            

Spectacular day after.

Poor Rob had to work with the crew that listens to Rush all day.  He texted me at 2 to try and get me to call in to the show.
Pfft.   Can't wait to hear how his day went.

Alan West is demanding a recount, filing a suit, etc.  Just go away MOFO.  I'm sure there is someone in the world in need of waterboarding.  

Karl Rove and "the math just isn't adding up" blustery confusion was worth the price of cable.  Glad we watched the returns come in on FOX at the last minute.  Megan Fox kept saying "That's not what the experts are saying" in a gentle, cautious voice.   Priceless.
Money can't buy everything.  Awwww..........

I'm going to leave my Obama/Biden sign in the yard for the rest of the month or until it is vandalized.  I have another in the carport.

Janet, glad you are getting back to normal with the lights and heat.  How many times did you flip a switch entering and leaving  rooms?   I think I hold the worlds record.    If you or anyone else in the area had to throw away food, you should be able to collect emergency food stamps.   Not much, but it's something.  I received them (the only time ever) and donated the food I bought to the people who still didn't have anything.  

Stuck in my head:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO8nlZKrVi4

The Voice tonight!   Maroon 5,,,,,,,TEAM ADAM

I was ok with the living room/bedroom since I only have lamps in there with no real switch-on lights to speak of.  The kitchen and bathroom, however, at least 3 times a day.   
Not to mention the times I tried to connect to WiFi on my Kindle and/or iPod.  Nothing makes you feel dumber.

Our D ain't exactly chopped liver either. Oh and at the risk of being corny... let Cutler know he's gonna be the next QB to find out WATT HAPPENED

How is everyone?!?!

Mexico (Puerto Vallarta) was nice and relaxing!  The only down part of it, besides having to come back home, was that it was cloudy from Friday afternoon through Sunday, so I was only able to lay out in the sun on Thurs, 1/2 of the day on Friday and a few hours on Monday.

In the meantime,  there's this



and this






and finally, this

Wanna go to Colorado? I've never been....

Lots of aggresive drivers in Palm Beach this a.m. 

My boss was very gracious this a.m.  I tried not to smile too much.

Out with the misogynists and in with the Women.   I think we ran the polls this time.  

Still counting in Palm Beach County.  Alan West still could be in it.  10000 absentee ballots to go.

Today, I could really use a lot, and I do mean A LOT, less of people complaining about their jobs. Motherf**kers should be glad they have one.  Don't like where you work/the people you work with? Find a new job.  Not willing to find a new job?  STFU.  Just sayin'. 

I got off work early today, which is nice b/c I have four major projects that I have to submit online by Sunday midnight.  I wouldn't say the pressure is fun.  I would say that it motivates me, so there's that.

And because the weather has been so cool and dreary here over the past couple of days...

why are you showing off my fantasy wife? lol