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12%a. A good friend is cheaper than therapy...
4%b. Slow motion for me...
8%c. Got Me?
50%d. A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...
8%e. People who think they know it all really annoy those of us that do...
0%f. A Fuzzy Thing...
19%g. Beaneaters...

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#2 | 668 days ago

(Edited by Sharp Square)

In a class in Cali a Teach is handing out lifesavers for treats because "pucks-ding dongs" are no longer available. So as she hands them out  the children began to identify the flavors by their color:
 
 
Red..................Cherry
 
Yellow...............Lemon
 
Green................Lime 
 
Orange ..............Orange 
 
 
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. 
 
None of the children could identify the taste. 
 
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.' 
 
 
 
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God, spit it out!!! They're a**-holes!



indecision
 
 
Slow motion for me...  
  
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#1 | 668 days ago

FIRST!

I have one more day of working late, and then I get my little Thanksgiving break.  Byron Leftwich is more fra-gee-lay than a leg lamp, broke his ribs just by rolling over in the end zone the other night, really?!  At least when Ben got hurt it was on an actual contact play.  Antonio Brown and Jericho Cotchery are now both sidelined, so Plexiglass is supposedly in town for try outs.  Umm, I don't want him back.  This is the guy who said "I don't want to play here anymore" after 2004.  I know they're desperate for bodies, but why come crawling back to him when he's just gonna pull his same old crap, whine and cry if they don't get to the Super Bowl, and not use his height to his advantage?  I have to print out a flyer for a Christmas party for work, but thanks to having an older version of Word, it looks different than what I made.  I am not happy about this.  Pitt hoops plays Michigan tomorrow night in their first test against a ranked team...GO PITT!  I got nothing else.

BK over and out
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#2 | 668 days ago

(Edited by Sharp Square)

In a class in Cali a Teach is handing out lifesavers for treats because "pucks-ding dongs" are no longer available. So as she hands them out  the children began to identify the flavors by their color:
 
 
Red..................Cherry
 
Yellow...............Lemon
 
Green................Lime 
 
Orange ..............Orange 
 
 
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. 
 
None of the children could identify the taste. 
 
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.' 
 
 
 
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God, spit it out!!! They're a**-holes!



indecision
 
 
Slow motion for me...  
#3 | 668 days ago

this kills me:
everything looks classier when cross-stitched
People who think they know it all really annoy those of us that do...  
#4 | 668 days ago

Today is the VP's birthday. I can't even tell you how much I enjoy this guy. lol He reminds me of my dad and uncle. Just says whatever is on his mind. lol I love that! 

  awwwww
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#5 | 668 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)



  -

is that what SHE said or what HE said? cheeky



Kevin, because I forgot yesterday, here are two inked beauties for you today!




A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#6 | 668 days ago

That Ed Reed suspension is assinine... assiTEN... assiELEVEN. Seriously, WTF? 
Beaneaters...  
#7 | 668 days ago

Good Afternoon Q'ers- all is well in the hunt for the ultimate turkey and this I will be going on strike, my object is not to eat a stich od homeade mac- n cheese,  no peas & rice, no stuffing
A good friend is cheaper than therapy...  
#8 | 668 days ago

Nick__ wrote:



  -

is that what SHE said or what HE said? cheeky



Kevin, because I forgot yesterday, here are two inked beauties for you today!




you got one Beauty and a SheHulk!!
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#9 | 668 days ago

It was gonna be a what the f*** is the point of doing my hair rant.

/blackgirlproblems

but now I don't wanna.
#10 | 668 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
That Ed Reed suspension is assinine... assiTEN... assiELEVEN. Seriously, WTF? 
it's because he's a habitual line stepper

just talked to my brother, he just found out they're gonna have another big baby boy.  hooray

#11 | 668 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
it's because he's a habitual line stepper

just talked to my brother, he just found out they're gonna have another big baby boy.  hooray

:|


Did she push that last hulk out?! Man, that tunnels never gonna be the same!


*If you're a boy and dating lady gaga, does that make you a* homosexual?

*Muse's Matt Bellamy says "On his hobbies: I've got some farm land, and I take care of animals: sheep, pigs, chickens. I'm learning to be self-sustaining for any worst case-scenarios: volcanoes, earthquakes, stuff like that. I'm a doomsday-prepper at heart!".... and I may have developed a new crush (I'm pretty sure he also meant zombie apocalypse and has a zombie house or bunker in the works).
#12 | 668 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
:|


Did she push that last hulk out?! Man, that tunnels never gonna be the same!


*If you're a boy and dating lady gaga, does that make you a* homosexual?

*Muse's Matt Bellamy says "On his hobbies: I've got some farm land, and I take care of animals: sheep, pigs, chickens. I'm learning to be self-sustaining for any worst case-scenarios: volcanoes, earthquakes, stuff like that. I'm a doomsday-prepper at heart!".... and I may have developed a new crush (I'm pretty sure he also meant zombie apocalypse and has a zombie house or bunker in the works).
1) yes, and that's my brother's problem, not mine
2) I hate to put labels on things, but yes it does
3) you watch that preppers show don't you?
#13 | 668 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
it's because he's a habitual line stepper

just talked to my brother, he just found out they're gonna have another big baby boy.  hooray

Then I'm assuming Ed Reed's meeting at the Commish's office will include the "Eff yo couch!" rebuttal to his suspension.



...it's the common retort of the #HabitualLineStepper
Beaneaters...  
#14 | 668 days ago

Nick__ wrote:



  -

is that what SHE said or what HE said? cheeky



Kevin, because I forgot yesterday, here are two inked beauties for you today!




I think the one on the right might be a dude.
#15 | 668 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
1) yes, and that's my brother's problem, not mine
2) I hate to put labels on things, but yes it does
3) you watch that preppers show don't you?
1. Doesn't matter I suppose, sex ends soon for them anyway. /marriage fail
2. Damn.
3. I always forget to watch it!
#16 | 668 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
1. Doesn't matter I suppose, sex ends soon for them anyway. /marriage fail
2. Damn.
3. I always forget to watch it!
1. - Uhm. No. 
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#17 | 668 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
I don't have a desk job and probably never will. But if I did, I fear me doing crap like this would prevent me from keeping ir.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#18 | 668 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Jess wrote:
1. - Uhm. No. 
Yes. Just cause you're an exception doesn't make it wrong. You are the ONLY married friend I know with no negative results. 



edit: and 2 kids in 2 years is going to be exhausting for her, im sure. ugh. bless her heart.
#19 | 668 days ago

Jess wrote:
1. - Uhm. No. 
Yo Go Gurl!!!

Beaneaters...  
#20 | 668 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Yes. Just cause you're an exception doesn't make it wrong. You are the ONLY married friend I know with no negative results. 



edit: and 2 kids in 2 years is going to be exhausting for her, im sure. ugh. bless her heart.
She's a bit of a wild one, so I don't things to get too boring.

Also, I feel for my brother in this one.. he does all the feedings for the little one, all the clean up, works 24 hours at a time as a firefighter/paramedic, babysits on his days off, and is taking classes at least one night a week.  sucker
#21 | 668 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
She's a bit of a wild one, so I don't things to get too boring.

Also, I feel for my brother in this one.. he does all the feedings for the little one, all the clean up, works 24 hours at a time as a firefighter/paramedic, babysits on his days off, and is taking classes at least one night a week.  sucker
Oh, like Jess. Well, that's a plus. Go him!

#22 | 668 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Yes. Just cause you're an exception doesn't make it wrong. You are the ONLY married friend I know with no negative results. 



edit: and 2 kids in 2 years is going to be exhausting for her, im sure. ugh. bless her heart.
Oh there is a negative result - we both gained weight. Lucky for me, he likes thicker women. cheeky

(Maybe they're an exception too!)
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#23 | 668 days ago

Jess wrote:
Oh there is a negative result - we both gained weight. Lucky for me, he likes thicker women. cheeky

(Maybe they're an exception too!)
(We know they are on this site :/

Your bf's so dreamy...don't tell him i said so)
#24 | 668 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
I don't have a desk job and probably never will. But if I did, I fear me doing crap like this would prevent me from keeping ir.



as a matter of fact, i do feel lucky, mr. eastwood. thanks kev. i'll let y'all know how this goes.
People who think they know it all really annoy those of us that do...  
#25 | 668 days ago

#26 | 668 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#27 | 668 days ago



(I may be about to threadBOMB! I'm bored and have 32 min left)
#28 | 668 days ago

#29 | 668 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)



(lol... I'm off!)
#30 | 668 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:



(lol... I'm off!)
That reminds me of this
Beaneaters...  
#31 | 668 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Jess wrote:
That's NOT a pretzel!  surprise
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#32 | 668 days ago

#33 | 668 days ago

kids stopped over last night.  i played with Molly in the living room.  my wife and daughter in law spent a lot of time yakking about shopping this weekend while in a different room.   Gramps took the opportunity of alone with Molly time to teach her to stand up and  throw her arms in the air and yell "ON SALE"  every time the word shopping was mentioned.  cool   she said it a lot.   my work here is done. over and out. 
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#34 | 668 days ago

i don't know why i answered or posted.

today needs a do over.

or i could take a do over about 5 years ago also.

bye.
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#35 | 668 days ago

I keep gettin bitten by the same mosquito.  His *ss eventually will get heavy enough for me to squash him.

No curry Tuesday! 

Babysitting the pitbull Phineus for the next 6 days.  Also will have, the houseguest, his woman, 2 teenagers and 2 grandkids.
 One bathroom.    Shoulda just locked the door and drove to Georgia.  Oh well.

The Voice vote off tonight.   Who's going home?

Photo
A good friend is cheaper than therapy...  
#36 | 668 days ago

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People who think they know it all really annoy those of us that do...  
#37 | 668 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Yes. Just cause you're an exception doesn't make it wrong. You are the ONLY married friend I know with no negative results. 



edit: and 2 kids in 2 years is going to be exhausting for her, im sure. ugh. bless her heart.
I've been telling Jess for years now that she and her family are Pod People. Apparently it did not great through.
#38 | 668 days ago
Nick__ (+)


A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#39 | 668 days ago

This may be hard to believe, but in real life, I am usually very humorous and sarcastic. Today I realized that it doesn't translate to my assorted ramblings on the Internet at all. Not here, nor on Twitter.

That is all. Carry on.
#40 | 668 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
This may be hard to believe, but in real life, I am usually very humorous and sarcastic. Today I realized that it doesn't translate to my assorted ramblings on the Internet at all. Not here, nor on Twitter.

That is all. Carry on.
I'm The Same Way, But Then I Think I Try Way Too Hard On The Internet. Weird Huh?
Beaneaters...  
#41 | 667 days ago



Bikini Tuesday has morphed into underboob Tuesday for this week.  Just b/c it could
#42 | 667 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Eric_ wrote:
This may be hard to believe, but in real life, I am usually very humorous and sarcastic. Today I realized that it doesn't translate to my assorted ramblings on the Internet at all. Not here, nor on Twitter.

That is all. Carry on.
I feel ya!  
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#43 | 667 days ago

       Just sayin.........
Got Me?  
#44 | 667 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
I think the one on the right might be a dude.
Isn't the one on the right Leta from WWE??
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#45 | 667 days ago

Evening all.

1.  Son goes back to camp tomorrow for 4 weeks.  There is a new "boss" there and it seems he is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

2.  I felt awful all day, chills, headache, upset stomach, freezing!!!! I couldn't leave to go home because son ^^^^^ was in town with me doing last minute things like buying work pants and a new warmer coat and games and books and......it took him forf**kingever.

3.  I'm still stoked for Brad Keselowski.  Gotta think Kathy Penske had something to do with it.  Roger's wife does go to some races, although she'd rather be golfing, and she not only attended the Chase races, but also climbed on top of the 2 pit box every weekend and cheered on the driver of the 2 car.  Roger figured they had some serious mojo going on.  Maybe he was right.
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#46 | 667 days ago

Little People Big World is back on TV!



Do you think they would adopt me?
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#47 | 667 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
I think the one on the right might be a dude.
That's former WWE Diva....Lita!  She was a bad a&& and one of my favorites when I was a WWE freak surprise
People who think they know it all really annoy those of us that do...  
#48 | 667 days ago

(Edited by AlwaysSunshine)
Debi_L wrote:
Isn't the one on the right Leta from WWE??
Still not convinced (s)he's never been a man.  I was thinking she was a little manly back in the day.
#49 | 667 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Then I'm assuming Ed Reed's meeting at the Commish's office will include the "Eff yo couch!" rebuttal to his suspension.



...it's the common retort of the #HabitualLineStepper
Awwww you Black M*************!!    Hahahahahahahahahaha
Darkness!!  That never gets old!!
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#50 | 667 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
Still not convinced (s)he's never been a man.  I was thinking she was a little manly back in the day.
A LITTLE??? 

I have a comment about that, but again, I am risking banishment from the Q like Ed Reed... (...he just got a fine?  Maybe I should - naaaaaaaaaah)  devil
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#51 | 667 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Today is the VP's birthday. I can't even tell you how much I enjoy this guy. lol He reminds me of my dad and uncle. Just says whatever is on his mind. lol I love that! 

  awwwww
He reminds me of Frank Baron. smiley
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#52 | 667 days ago

I watched the Bears game Monday night.  crying
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#53 | 667 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
This may be hard to believe, but in real life, I am usually very humorous and sarcastic. Today I realized that it doesn't translate to my assorted ramblings on the Internet at all. Not here, nor on Twitter.

That is all. Carry on.
You make me laugh!


(and we know that's all that matters)
#54 | 667 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
Still not convinced (s)he's never been a man.  I was thinking she was a little manly back in the day.
LOL you aren't the only one.......
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...  
#55 | 667 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
A LITTLE??? 

I have a comment about that, but again, I am risking banishment from the Q like Ed Reed... (...he just got a fine?  Maybe I should - naaaaaaaaaah)  devil
Awww.  I was just trynnta soften the blow a little. 
#56 | 667 days ago

(Edited by AlwaysSunshine)
DeeRigga wrote:
A LITTLE??? 

I have a comment about that, but again, I am risking banishment from the Q like Ed Reed... (...he just got a fine?  Maybe I should - naaaaaaaaaah)  devil
Double postno
#57 | 664 days ago

Jess wrote:
hey i cant get my bets i hit go ruthers go dolphins doesnt go to the site i had no bets taken for over a month.

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