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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall.

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23 Fans
4%	a. Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...
0%	b. How it shoot if it's plastic?...
0%	c. Make it halloween and take all ya bags...
9%	d. Let me tell you something...
30%	e. I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
30%	f. Dirty Pirate Hooker...
26%	g. The Beaneaters Effect...

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#47 \| 176 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	The_Real_Stoney wrote: Yes but on two conditions: He has to give press conferences in the style of Michael Parks from Red State and this has to be the Jets new logo The Beaneaters Effect...
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#1 \| 176 days ago cubsgirl (+)	(Edited by cubsgirl) Is it safe? Dirty Pirate Hooker...
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#2 \| 176 days ago kobe_lova (+)	(Edited by kobe_lova) Yep. Qb convo... OMG, when it gets to Schaub.... then Rodgers say "I'll allow it".. I thought of Nyce. lmao "Please allow me to introduce myself" heh. The tannehill comment reminds me of The League tailgating ep. "Girls, Girls, Girls" [Biz] I love girls, girls, girls, girls Girls, I do adore [Jay] Yo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya Holla at ya when I come off tour, yeah I got this Spanish chica, she don't like me to roam So she call me cabron plus marricon Said she likes to cook rice so she likes me home I'm like, "Un momento" - mami, slow up your tempo I got this black chick, she don't know how to act Always talkin out her neck, makin her fingers snap She like, "Listen Jigga Man, I don't care if you rap You better - R-E-S-P-E-C-T me" I got this French chick that love to french kiss She thinks she's Bo Derek, wear her hair in a twist My, cherie amor, tu est belle Merci, you fine as fk but you givin me hell I got this indian squaw the day that I met her Asked her what tribe she with, red dot or feather She said all you need to know is I'm not a ho And to get with me you better be Chief Lots-a-Dough Now that's Spanish chick, French chick, indian and black That's fried chicken, curry chicken, damn I'm gettin fat Arroz con pollo, french fries and crepes An appetitite for destruction but I scrape the plate I love [QTip] Girls, girls, girls, girls (uh-huh) Girls, I do adore I got this young chick, she so immature She like, "Why you don't buy me Reeboks no more?" Like to show out in public, throw tantrums on the floor Gotta toss a couple dollars, just to shut up her holla Got a project chick, that plays her part And if it goes down y'all that's my heart Baby girl so thorough she been with me from the start Hid my drs from the narcs, hid my guns by the parts I got this model chick that don't cook or clean But she dress her ass off and her walk is mean Only thing wrong with ma she's always on the scene God dn she's fine but she parties all the time I get frequent flier mileage from my stewardess chick She look right in that tight blue dress, she's thick She gives me extra pillows and seat back love So I had to introduce her to the Mile High Club Now that's young chick, stewardess, project and model That means I fly rough early, plus I know Taebo That means I'm new school, p pills and stay in beef But I never have a problem with my first class seat I love [Rick] Girls, girls, girls, girls Girls, I do adore I got this paranoid chick, she's scared to come to the house A hypochondriac who says ouch before I whip it out Got a chick from Peru, that sniff Peru She got a cousin at customs that get sh through Got this wdhead chick, she always catch me doin sh Crazy girl wanna leave me but she always forgets Got this Chinese chick, had to leave her quick' Cause she kept bootleggin my sh - man I got this African chick with Eddie Murphy on her skull She like, "Jigga Man, why you treat me like animal?" I'm like excuse me Ms. Fufu, but when I met your ass you was dead broke and naked, and now you one half I got this ho that after twelve million sold Mami's a narcolyptic, always sleepin on Hov' Gotta tie the back of her head like Deuce Bigalow I got so many girls across the globe.. [Biz] I love girls, girls, girls, girls Girls, I do adore... I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#3 \| 176 days ago richard_cranium (+)	(Edited by richard_cranium) cubsgirl wrote: Is it safe? is it Christmas? I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#4 \| 176 days ago cubsgirl (+)	richard_cranium wrote: is it Christmas? No, it's Nov. 27th. Dirty Pirate Hooker...
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#5 \| 176 days ago richard_cranium (+)	(Edited by richard_cranium) cubsgirl wrote: No, it's Nov. 27th. then that answers your question! I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#6 \| 176 days ago cubsgirl (+)	richard_cranium wrote: then that answers your question! You were the one who didn't know what day it was. Dirty Pirate Hooker...
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#7 \| 176 days ago JrCanuckFan (+)	Waiting on the punch show....I'll be back Dirty Pirate Hooker...
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#8 \| 176 days ago JenX63 (+)	Q'rs I really have nothing except, Cory & Topanga are coming back to Disney. Exciting I know....missed the fun yesterday... An Apple a Day! PEACE I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#9 \| 176 days ago ms_hippie_queen (+)	victor cruz likes this.
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#10 \| 176 days ago The_Real_Stoney (+)	I guess we'll see how this morning goes before posting what I had on my mind
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#11 \| 176 days ago DeeRigga (+)	WIZ KALEEFA!! Just sounds like something you yell out here on FE... Ash and I are scrapping about the NFL and how they paid off the Green Bay Packers to LOSE to the Gi-Aints Sunday. Conspiracy Theory at play here: The SUPER BOWL next year is at Met Life ColdDome...This team is keeping the Tri-State Area interested...How does the "Best QB in the NFL" play like that against a truly WEAK AZZ secondary?? Oh please, with the D-Line Crap - these guys for three games looked like chopped collared greens against inferior offenses, and all of a sudden, they are 'rejuvinated'??? 'Scuse Me?? Are You Serious? Done with the Midgets...F*** Them. Now, Atlanta Falcons (this one we agree on) They are just surviving, and to be 10 -1 has a little to do with luck...this I understand...but not THIS freakin' lucky. All I'm saying is don't bet the house on them in the Divisional Playoff game. This is a set-up for a "One n Done". Ash, you are right...They need to get hungry NOW. JESS...I SWEAR I NEED you to message me!! I caught Creepy Ho!!! oh...I will show you guys later - some PARANORMAL ACTIVITY shizzzzznit going on!! Smile all day - Folks will wonder "what the F** is he/she up to??"* Let me tell you something...
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#12 \| 176 days ago ms_hippie_queen (+)	this is my favorite commercial ever. it even beats out the shaqtus:
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#13 \| 176 days ago kobe_lova (+)	DeeRigga wrote: WIZ KALEEFA!! Just sounds like something you yell out here on FE... Ash and I are scrapping about the NFL and how they paid off the Green Bay Packers to LOSE to the Gi-Aints Sunday. Conspiracy Theory at play here: The SUPER BOWL next year is at Met Life ColdDome...This team is keeping the Tri-State Area interested...How does the "Best QB in the NFL" play like that against a truly WEAK AZZ secondary?? Oh please, with the D-Line Crap - these guys for three games looked like chopped collared greens against inferior offenses, and all of a sudden, they are 'rejuvinated'??? 'Scuse Me?? Are You Serious? Done with the Midgets...F*** Them. Now, Atlanta Falcons (this one we agree on) They are just surviving, and to be 10 -1 has a little to do with luck...this I understand...but not THIS freakin' lucky. All I'm saying is don't bet the house on them in the Divisional Playoff game. This is a set-up for a "One n Done". Ash, you are right...They need to get hungry NOW. JESS...I SWEAR I NEED you to message me!! I caught Creepy Ho!!! oh...I will show you guys later - some PARANORMAL ACTIVITY shizzzzznit going on!! Smile all day - Folks will wonder "what the F** is he/she up to??"* Settle. I know you hate them... and I like it, but settle. Is he the best QB in the NFL? Meh. Anyway, you don't think having your defense on the field matters?! Really?! Or, NOT having your starting defense, I should say... uhh.. see the Giants/Packers game! It's important and it WAS a factor. Do stupid rich Cowboys owners pay stupid rich Commissioners to magically ensure certain things happen and certain uhh "options" are available? Suuure.... but do I think there was a conspiracy in a game of 7-4 teams? No. Not yet. My team? I just... amen. I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#14 \| 176 days ago alainpeartree (+)	Twisted Tuesday and no snow in sight yet and we have a madhouse all day long in NYC on the corner of 34th street and Broadway---that damn Macy's christmas windows---intersection looks a LA freeway at rush hour---NO MOVEMENT--freaking tourist,,i feel like singing that song ' MOVE B**CH GET OUT THE WAY!!!!
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#15 \| 176 days ago Jason_ (+)	Merry Christmas douches. I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#16 \| 176 days ago jswol54 (+)	The_Real_Stoney wrote: I guess we'll see how this morning goes before posting what I had on my mind This. Y'all need to grow up. By the way, my trolling skills have reached an all-time high,
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#17 \| 176 days ago kobe_lova (+)	Hey, the top teams in the NFL are both southern... does that make this a part of the SEC conspiracy? I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#18 \| 176 days ago kobe_lova (+)	jswol54 wrote: This. Y'all need to grow up. By the way, my trolling skills have reached an all-time high, I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#19 \| 176 days ago kteacher (+)	(Edited by kteacher) I just bought this shirt..........I blame it all on the Christmas love yesterday . Here are two other pics from my Thanksgiving Family Bonanza. ------------Mia making balls and Leland reading to his buddy. Dirty Pirate Hooker...
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#20 \| 176 days ago jswol54 (+)	kobe_lova wrote: Hey, the top teams in the NFL are both southern... does that make this a part of the SEC conspiracy? San Francisco is in the south? And for the record, ND is going to beat Bama/UGA.
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#21 \| 176 days ago kobe_lova (+)	(Edited by kobe_lova) jswol54 wrote: San Francisco is in the south? And for the record, ND is going to beat Bama/UGA. That's baseball. I don't know nothing bout it. I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#22 \| 176 days ago jswol54 (+)	kobe_lova wrote: That's baseball. I don't know nothing bout it. Theoretically speaking, they're all the same.
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#23 \| 176 days ago Jason_ (+)	Oh..forgot to mention this yesterday. For those of you who have an Xbox Live account and love The Walking Dead...do yourselves a favor and download all five episodes of The Walking Dead Game: Season One. Amazing. Had me and the kid crying at the end. Its already being mentioned for game of the year. I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#24 \| 176 days ago woody050681 (+)	kobe_lova wrote: That's baseball. I don't know nothing bout it. So you know something about baseball? Dirty Pirate Hooker...
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#25 \| 176 days ago kobe_lova (+)	(Edited by kobe_lova) woody050681 wrote: So you know something about baseball? Si, mah ginga. (so smart, you are) Roberte Clemente, Dale Murphy, Hank Aaron, Baby Ruth.... Go Braves in the 90s...steroids...the end. I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#26 \| 176 days ago ms_hippie_queen (+)	kobe_lova wrote: Si, mah ginga. (so smart, you are) Roberte Clemente, Dale Murphy, Hank Aaron, Baby Ruth.... Go Braves in the 90s...steroids...the end. i'm a little turned on by you right now.
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#27 \| 176 days ago jswol54 (+)	Hola people, Trying Whichwich for lunch today. Never been, but I've heard good things. Giggity. The Bulls need Rose back. This team stinks. Da Bears are in first. LOL @ the Packers. ND is playing for the Natty. You jelly? The gf decided we're getting a Xmas tree in Michigan this Saturday. Time to get my Paul Bunyan on, playa. We've been cooking dinner damn near every night lately. Call me whatever you want, but ya boy loves cooking (while drinking). I think I'm a wino...... Laters
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#28 \| 176 days ago kobe_lova (+)	ms_hippie_queen wrote: i'm a little turned on by you right now. I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#29 \| 176 days ago kobe_lova (+)	(Edited by kobe_lova) I've probably gotten about six $5 amazon gift cards through bing rewards. That's free money, people. For using the internets. I like it. Now, if I could just remember to use ebates. crap. I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#30 \| 176 days ago Nick__ (+)	(Edited by Nick__) jswol54 wrote: This. Y'all need to grow up. By the way, my trolling skills have reached an all-time high, more like an all-time LOW! Then again, you should be familiar with that since that's where you find yourself when you regain consciousness after drinking! So, that HAD to be theeeee longest Blackout you have ever had! What??? Were you in an alcohol induced coma or detoxing? Don't give us any of your "new job/work" bullish**! I aint falling for that one! I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#31 \| 176 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	Hey remember a few weeks ago when I was tormenting Laker fans with the ESPN trade machine? Well guess what? Rumor has it Fredo Buss and Jimmy James Dolan are ACTUALLY talking some kind of Amare for Pau trade. Bwahahahahahahahaha!!! Probably total BS (Lakers won't take on that kinda dough with Howard yet to extend), but still - score one for the QMZ Sports perfect-storm-of-incompetence-pre-rumor-rumor. QMZ is dispatching Janet to stand outside of MSG and make up stuff for live look-ins at the top of every hour on QMZSportsNews2. (Contact your local cable carrier to subscribe.) Now back to QMZ Worst Take & the "Shouting Desk" for Marcus & Stoney: "Should Tebow Coach the Jets next season?" The Beaneaters Effect...
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#32 \| 176 days ago jswol54 (+)	Nick__ wrote: more like an all-time LOW! Then again, you should be familiar with that since that's where you find yourself when you regain consciousness after drinking! So, that HAD to be theeeee longest Blackout you have ever had! What??? Were you in an alcohol induced coma or detoxing? Don't give us any of your "new job/work" bullish**! I aint falling for that one! I've been drunk on life (AKA Notre Dame) since September. That's not to say I haven't enjoyed a few cocktails here and there..... Speaking of cocktails, have you run out of Zima yet? If so, you should head over to Boystown and sample some of their con"coc"tions. You'll fit right in, sweetie.
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#33 \| 176 days ago Jess (+)	kobe_lova wrote: Yep. Qb convo... OMG, when it gets to Schaub.... then Rodgers say "I'll allow it".. I thought of Nyce. lmao "Please allow me to introduce myself" heh. The tannehill comment reminds me of The League tailgating ep. "Girls, Girls, Girls" [Biz] I love girls, girls, girls, girls Girls, I do adore [Jay] Yo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya Holla at ya when I come off tour, yeah I got this Spanish chica, she don't like me to roam So she call me cabron plus marricon Said she likes to cook rice so she likes me home I'm like, "Un momento" - mami, slow up your tempo I got this black chick, she don't know how to act Always talkin out her neck, makin her fingers snap She like, "Listen Jigga Man, I don't care if you rap You better - R-E-S-P-E-C-T me" I got this French chick that love to french kiss She thinks she's Bo Derek, wear her hair in a twist My, cherie amor, tu est belle Merci, you fine as fk but you givin me hell I got this indian squaw the day that I met her Asked her what tribe she with, red dot or feather She said all you need to know is I'm not a ho And to get with me you better be Chief Lots-a-Dough Now that's Spanish chick, French chick, indian and black That's fried chicken, curry chicken, damn I'm gettin fat Arroz con pollo, french fries and crepes An appetitite for destruction but I scrape the plate I love [QTip] Girls, girls, girls, girls (uh-huh) Girls, I do adore I got this young chick, she so immature She like, "Why you don't buy me Reeboks no more?" Like to show out in public, throw tantrums on the floor Gotta toss a couple dollars, just to shut up her holla Got a project chick, that plays her part And if it goes down y'all that's my heart Baby girl so thorough she been with me from the start Hid my drs from the narcs, hid my guns by the parts I got this model chick that don't cook or clean But she dress her ass off and her walk is mean Only thing wrong with ma she's always on the scene God dn she's fine but she parties all the time I get frequent flier mileage from my stewardess chick She look right in that tight blue dress, she's thick She gives me extra pillows and seat back love So I had to introduce her to the Mile High Club Now that's young chick, stewardess, project and model That means I fly rough early, plus I know Taebo That means I'm new school, p pills and stay in beef But I never have a problem with my first class seat I love [Rick] Girls, girls, girls, girls Girls, I do adore I got this paranoid chick, she's scared to come to the house A hypochondriac who says ouch before I whip it out Got a chick from Peru, that sniff Peru She got a cousin at customs that get sh through Got this wdhead chick, she always catch me doin sh Crazy girl wanna leave me but she always forgets Got this Chinese chick, had to leave her quick' Cause she kept bootleggin my sh - man I got this African chick with Eddie Murphy on her skull She like, "Jigga Man, why you treat me like animal?" I'm like excuse me Ms. Fufu, but when I met your ass you was dead broke and naked, and now you one half I got this ho that after twelve million sold Mami's a narcolyptic, always sleepin on Hov' Gotta tie the back of her head like Deuce Bigalow I got so many girls across the globe.. [Biz] I love girls, girls, girls, girls Girls, I do adore... I just completely lost it at Kaepernick's spider monkey reference to Alex Smith. I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#34 \| 176 days ago DeeRigga (+)	(Edited by Jess) marcus_nyce wrote: Hey remember a few weeks ago when I was tormenting Laker fans with the ESPN trade machine? Well guess what? Rumor has it Fredo Buss and Jimmy James Dolan are ACTUALLY talking some kind of Amare for Pau trade. Bwahahahahahahahaha!!! Probably total BS (Lakers won't take on that kinda dough with Howard yet to extend), but still - score one for the QMZ Sports perfect-storm-of-incompetence-pre-rumor-rumor. QMZ is dispatching Janet to stand outside of MSG and make up stuff for live look-ins at the top of every hour on QMZSportsNews2. (Contact your local cable carrier to subscribe.) Now back to QMZ Worst Take & the "Shouting Desk" for Marcus & Stoney: "Should Tebow Coach the Jets next season?" I'm not even respecting you on news like this NYCE....WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME??? I can't see or hear sh** till I am off...Oh these thick DoD Walls!!! Those two togethers are like splitting atoms in a centrifuge....implosion in 5...4...3.. . This may be more appropriate: Let me tell you something...
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#35 \| 176 days ago Jess (+)	I discovered Dice with Buddies for real last night...I'd heard of it but I just dl'd it last night. Just like Yahtzee. So much fun. If you're on, I'm Seahana12 (of course). And I finally caught up on my Draw Something stuff...except I still have one that keeps shutting me down...I think I broke that match. Anyway - Dice - I may or may not have stayed up entirely too late again last night. My house is 66 degrees and I can't get it to warm up without turning on the ridiculous oil/diesel/whatever heat. I'm getting everything Melanie has ever done. I heart her so much. Making my picks! I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#36 \| 176 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	kobe_lova wrote: I've probably gotten about six $5 amazon gift cards through bing rewards. That's free money, people. For using the internets. I like it. Now, if I could just remember to use ebates. crap. 94 more and you can buy a "Surface" with windows 8 mobile and a purple disposable (I think?) keyboard! Browser commercials, paying people to search, everything dubstep. Seriously WTF is going on at Microsoft? (The Microsoft store has to be the saddest place on earth right?) It's like their business model is the opposite of their competitors model of making money hand over fist as opposed to, you know, spending it that way. The real question is who buys Microsoft in 5 years Apple or Google? I say Google. The Beaneaters Effect...
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#37 \| 176 days ago Oddfool (+)	Morning, Everybodee! Not much going on. As someone has said it is Twisted Tuesday, I was recently shown this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM It is safe for work...sort of. (Awesome, yet at the same time, so wrong.) Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...
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#38 \| 176 days ago Jason_ (+)	Jess wrote: I discovered Dice with Buddies for real last night...I'd heard of it but I just dl'd it last night. Just like Yahtzee. So much fun. If you're on, I'm Seahana12 (of course). And I finally caught up on my Draw Something stuff...except I still have one that keeps shutting me down...I think I broke that match. Anyway - Dice - I may or may not have stayed up entirely too late again last night. My house is 66 degrees and I can't get it to warm up without turning on the ridiculous oil/diesel/whatever heat. I'm getting everything Melanie has ever done. I heart her so much. Making my picks! My Draw Something is broke. Ive uninstalled it and everything. Also i hate your songpop face. I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#39 \| 176 days ago Nick__ (+)	jswol54 wrote: I've been drunk on life (AKA Notre Dame) since September. That's not to say I haven't enjoyed a few cocktails here and there..... Speaking of cocktails, have you run out of Zima yet? If so, you should head over to Boystown and sample some of their con"coc"tions. You'll fit right in, sweetie. Dude! I did some detoxing of my own! I have been ZIMA FREE for 3 months now! I'm on the 12-step Zima Program! The bad part is that I have now taken up eating glue and sniffing white out.........which, BTW, gives you a stronger buzz than ZIMA! Who knew?!?!? As for Boystown, I was there 2 weeks ago and your.....um......"FRIEND", Ramon, told me to tell you that you need to go get yourself checked out at the doc. I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#40 \| 176 days ago Jess (+)	Jason_ wrote: My Draw Something is broke. Ive uninstalled it and everything. Also i hate your songpop face. (Don't worry, I go on big bad losing streaks) I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#41 \| 176 days ago Jason_ (+)	(Edited by Jason_) Jess wrote: (Don't worry, I go on big bad losing streaks) Dont blow me a kiss if i cant get an ass-grab hug. Tease. I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#42 \| 176 days ago kobe_lova (+)	marcus_nyce wrote: 94 more and you can buy a "Surface" with windows 8 mobile and a purple disposable (I think?) keyboard! Browser commercials, paying people to search, everything dubstep. Seriously WTF is going on at Microsoft? (The Microsoft store has to be the saddest place on earth right?) It's like their business model is the opposite of their competitors model of making money hand over fist as opposed to, you know, spending it that way. The real question is who buys Microsoft in 5 years Apple or Google? I say Google. Works for me! This, by definition, is a who gives a sh** moment. Wait....There's a store?!! /I gotta get mine, you gotta get yours /You should be gettin' it, gettin' it while the gettin' is good I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#43 \| 176 days ago The_Real_Stoney (+)	marcus_nyce wrote: Hey remember a few weeks ago when I was tormenting Laker fans with the ESPN trade machine? Well guess what? Rumor has it Fredo Buss and Jimmy James Dolan are ACTUALLY talking some kind of Amare for Pau trade. Bwahahahahahahahaha!!! Probably total BS (Lakers won't take on that kinda dough with Howard yet to extend), but still - score one for the QMZ Sports perfect-storm-of-incompetence-pre-rumor-rumor. QMZ is dispatching Janet to stand outside of MSG and make up stuff for live look-ins at the top of every hour on QMZSportsNews2. (Contact your local cable carrier to subscribe.) Now back to QMZ Worst Take & the "Shouting Desk" for Marcus & Stoney: "Should Tebow Coach the Jets next season?" Yes but on two conditions: He has to give press conferences in the style of Michael Parks from Red State and this has to be the Jets new logo
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#44 \| 176 days ago ms_hippie_queen (+)	i wish the shouting desk with marcus and stoney was real
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#45 \| 176 days ago jswol54 (+)	Nick__ wrote: Dude! I did some detoxing of my own! I have been ZIMA FREE for 3 months now! I'm on the 12-step Zima Program! The bad part is that I have now taken up eating glue and sniffing white out.........which, BTW, gives you a stronger buzz than ZIMA! Who knew?!?!? As for Boystown, I was there 2 weeks ago and your.....um......"FRIEND", Ramon, told me to tell you that you need to go get yourself checked out at the doc. That Ramon is always kissing and telling.
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#46 \| 176 days ago kobe_lova (+)	I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#47 \| 176 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	The_Real_Stoney wrote: Yes but on two conditions: He has to give press conferences in the style of Michael Parks from Red State and this has to be the Jets new logo The Beaneaters Effect...
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#48 \| 176 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	(Edited by marcus_nyce) ms_hippie_queen wrote: i wish the shouting desk with marcus and stoney was real Perfect, you're hired. We need a foxy host with a blouse at least 1 size too small in all the fun places. Now throw it to commercial. The Beaneaters Effect...
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#49 \| 176 days ago Nick__ (+)	marcus_nyce wrote: Perfect, you're hired. We need a foxy host with a blouse at least 1 size too small in all the fun places. Now throw it to commercial. I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#50 \| 176 days ago icfeet (+)	(Edited by icfeet) Afternoon Q'ers! Today, Grandpa would have been 90 years old....he passed away in 2000, quickly....a quiet man, but someone I looked up to. Never graduated from high school (got GED in 1965 at the age of 43), but rose through the ranks of NJ Bell to become an engineer and a "Second line" boss (he was the boss of the boss of the guys in the field, doing the real work). He helped to lay out the telephone service/system for Newark Airport. He was also a history buff, and all I'd have to say to him was "When in the course of human events...." and he would rattle off the WHOLE Declaration of Independence. Miss ya pops! Eagles choked big time last nite....game was boring, but I DID drink an Iron Cty Beer (shared one with Kramer, too...figuratively). I prolly should have had about 4 or 5 more. Newton propped up his fantasy numbers...too bad I didn't have him... Have a great night and a happy hump day tomorrow! The Beaneaters Effect...
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#51 \| 176 days ago hskrdave (+)	all those options suck. #1 reason I don't have a gun: I'd use it. #drinkinggame everytime you hear the word "partridge" between Thanksgiving and Christmas take a shot. For all my stalkers and stalkees, I give you The Police: Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break, every step you take I'll be watching you Every single day And every word you say Every game you play, every night you stay I'll be watching you Oh can't you see You belong to me How my poor heart aches With every step you take Every move you make And every vow you break Every smile you fake, every claim you stake I'll be watching you Since you've gone I been lost without a trace I dream at night I can only see your face I look around but it's you I can't replace I feel so cold and I long for your embrace I keep crying baby, baby, please Oh can't you see You belong to me How my poor heart aches With every step you take Every move you make And every vow you break Every smile you fake, every claim you stake I'll be watching you Every move you make, every step you take I'll be watching you I'll be watching you (Every breath you take, every move you make) (Every bond you break, every step you take) I'll be watching you (Every single day, every word you say) (Every game you play, every night you stay) I'll be watching you (Every move you make, every vow you break) (Every smile you fake, every claim you stake) I'll be watching you (Every single day, every word you say) (Every game you play, every night you stay) I'll be watching you (Every breath you take, every move you make) (Every bond you break, every step you take) I'll be watching you (Every single day, every word you say) (Every game you play, every night you stay) I'll be watching you (Every move you make, every vow you break) (Every smile you fake, every claim you stake) I'll be watching you Let me tell you something...
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#52 \| 176 days ago gearhead (+)	RIP Marvin Miller The Boy Meets World sequel is going to probably be eight types of terrible, and I'm going to watch the crap out of it anyway. Viva 90s nostalgia! My favorite actress, Catalina Sandino Moreno, has signed on to a new show on FX, The Bridges. In a related story, I will be watching The Bridges.
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#53 \| 176 days ago ohwell_ (+)	Library is closed on Tuesday. I just found leftover turkey in the freezer. I made it go away. My body is really feeling my age today. That is all. That, and wine is good. The Beaneaters Effect...
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#54 \| 176 days ago Nick__ (+)	ohwell_ wrote: Library is closed on Tuesday. I just found leftover turkey in the freezer. I made it go away. My body is really feeling my age today. That is all. That, and wine is good. My body is really feeling my age today. too bad your age isn't "feeling" your body! I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#55 \| 176 days ago AlwaysSunshine (+)	Awwww. Joker Phillips has been replaced. Just like yesterday's roll of toilet paper. UK has hired Mark Stoops as their new head coach. Bikini Tuesday, hoes. I still haven't gotten over Padma from last week. And now....for some Vietnamese food.
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#56 \| 175 days ago anthonyrichardlouisnaught (+)	jswol54 wrote: San Francisco is in the south? And for the record, ND is going to beat Bama/UGA. I keep telling them that, JSWOL, but they won't listen. Dirty Pirate Hooker...
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#57 \| 175 days ago anthonyrichardlouisnaught (+)	The_Real_Stoney wrote: Yes but on two conditions: He has to give press conferences in the style of Michael Parks from Red State and this has to be the Jets new logo How bad do you have to be when the fan most associated with your team, FIREMAN ED, announces he is quitting doing the J-E-T-S JETS! JETS! JETS! cheer because of other Jets fans? and you all thought the Jets on Hard Knocks was a circus then? Ringling Brothers and Cirque du Soleil ain't got cr@polla on this team. Dirty Pirate Hooker...
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#58 \| 175 days ago Jess (+)	AlwaysSunshine wrote: Awwww. Joker Phillips has been replaced. Just like yesterday's roll of toilet paper. UK has hired Mark Stoops as their new head coach. Bikini Tuesday, hoes. I still haven't gotten over Padma from last week. And now....for some Vietnamese food. What the heck is going on with her right knee/calf? I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#59 \| 175 days ago AlwaysSunshine (+)	Jess wrote: What the heck is going on with her right knee/calf? I'm not sure. I didn't make it down that far.
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#60 \| 175 days ago JrCanuckFan (+)	Jess wrote: What the heck is going on with her right knee/calf? Looks like it belongs on a much larger person??? Dirty Pirate Hooker...
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#61 \| 175 days ago JrCanuckFan (+)	I just liked this Dirty Pirate Hooker...
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#62 \| 175 days ago richard_cranium (+)	Apparently someone at peta has a good sense of humor! I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#63 \| 175 days ago richard_cranium (+)	JrCanuckFan wrote: I just liked this I have three questions. 1. Who is this? 2. Is that jacket hiding more tattoos? 3. Where can I get one? I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#64 \| 175 days ago icfeet (+)	Jess wrote: What the heck is going on with her right knee/calf? Kinda looks like she's got a ...umm..package? Little one.... The Beaneaters Effect...
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#65 \| 175 days ago Oddfool (+)	richard_cranium wrote: I have three questions. 1. Who is this? 2. Is that jacket hiding more tattoos? 3. Where can I get one? #3. The jacket, or a tattoo? Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...
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#66 \| 175 days ago richard_cranium (+)	Oddfool wrote: #3. The jacket, or a tattoo? Option 3, the girl. I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
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#67 \| 175 days ago JrCanuckFan (+)	richard_cranium wrote: I have three questions. 1. Who is this? 2. Is that jacket hiding more tattoos? 3. Where can I get one? Answer to all three questions....I don't know - I saw it on FB under Pickups n Beer :D Dirty Pirate Hooker...
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#68 \| 175 days ago JrCanuckFan (+)	richard_cranium wrote: Option 3, the girl. She actually looks a lot like my co-worker's daughter. Not that I've seen that much of her, but her face and general....body type. Dirty Pirate Hooker...
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#69 \| 175 days ago JrCanuckFan (+)	JrCanuckFan wrote: I just liked this I actually doublechecked and she is in "Blacklisted" Dirty Pirate Hooker...
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#	Name	FanIQ	Answer (Red= You Disagreed)
23	Recon_Ric 12/12/2012 09:39PM		I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
22	Dream_Machine 11/28/2012 04:51AM		Dirty Pirate Hooker...
21	kobe_lova 11/28/2012 01:59AM		I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
20	anthonyrichardlouisnaught 11/28/2012 12:36AM		Dirty Pirate Hooker...
19	ohwell_ 11/27/2012 10:58PM		The Beaneaters Effect...
18	Cali_Kat 11/27/2012 10:33PM		Dirty Pirate Hooker...
17	hskrdave 11/27/2012 10:23PM		Let me tell you something...
16	icfeet 11/27/2012 09:37PM		The Beaneaters Effect...
15	Billy_D 11/27/2012 08:18PM		The Beaneaters Effect...
14	Oddfool 11/27/2012 07:22PM		Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy...
13	Jess 11/27/2012 06:55PM		I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
12	Nick__ 11/27/2012 06:25PM		I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
11	ironhead_mike 11/27/2012 05:29PM		The Beaneaters Effect...
10	woody050681 11/27/2012 04:13PM		Dirty Pirate Hooker...
9	Beaneaters 11/27/2012 03:56PM		The Beaneaters Effect...
8	Jason_ 11/27/2012 03:44PM		I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
7	DeeRigga 11/27/2012 03:18PM		Let me tell you something...
6	marcus_nyce 11/27/2012 03:03PM		The Beaneaters Effect...
5	JrCanuckFan 11/27/2012 02:45PM		Dirty Pirate Hooker...
4	kteacher 11/27/2012 02:44PM		Dirty Pirate Hooker...
3	richard_cranium 11/27/2012 02:09PM		I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
2	JenX63 11/27/2012 02:08PM		I've been trained to get way low in the mud...
1	cubsgirl 11/27/2012 02:05PM		Dirty Pirate Hooker...