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F/E 12/11

Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

schtuff.

| Closed on 12/23/12 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
21 Fans 
14%a. I'm at a payphone...
14%b. Shouldn't get schtuff stuck in my head...
14%c. Hall's honey lemon cough drops..
19%d. Every freaking night and every freaking day...
5%e. Bomboclat...
5%f. Tequila sunrise...
29%g. Beans...
0%h. Na na na...

 &nbp;
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#5 | 624 days ago


TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS

Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."

Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."

Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."

Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find
out sooner or later."

Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on
their way to tell you by now."

Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."

Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."

Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"

Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."


indecision
Hall's honey lemon cough drops..  
  
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#1 | 624 days ago

Sup boners? Ha.
Beans...  
#2 | 624 days ago

I know what (else) I want for Christmas (besides a freak'n NHL season).................................the IKEA monkey! Best thing I read about over the weekend. 



Another long day of conferences...............I am 8 for 8 so far......only 22 more to go. (Beer--- followed by Trader Joe's Candy Cane Green Tea is fantastic.)
Hall's honey lemon cough drops..  
#3 | 624 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
kteacher wrote:
I know what (else) I want for Christmas (besides a freak'n NHL season).................................the IKEA monkey! Best thing I read about over the weekend. 



Another long day of conferences...............I am 8 for 8 so far......only 22 more to go. (Beer--- followed by Trader Joe's Candy Cane Green Tea is fantastic.)
I luv the Ikea monkey! They should sell them!




*** edit to include my thing for Trader Joe's hummus. That is all.
Beans...  
#4 | 624 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Sup boners? Ha.
#5 | 624 days ago


TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS

Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."

Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."

Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."

Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find
out sooner or later."

Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on
their way to tell you by now."

Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."

Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."

Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"

Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."


indecision
Hall's honey lemon cough drops..  
#6 | 624 days ago

Talladega came home this morning!!!! I am so happy, and so grateful.  Christmas can happen now! 

Shouldn't get schtuff stuck in my head...  
#7 | 624 days ago



#8 | 624 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Happy Tuesday!




Beans...  
#9 | 624 days ago

Every freaking night and every freaking day...  
#10 | 624 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
The Helvetica joke will never get old. Ever.
Beans...  
#11 | 624 days ago




Creepy Ho is looking FOR YOU>>>>


Okay...what did they do to the Texans last night?  And the Cardinals??  AND NEW ORLEANS??? 

Pac-Man...Straight got ATE by a WHOLE RIGHT HAND...Best fight and KO I've seen in over 15 year...


Jay Ratliff almost let Jerry Jones have it in the locker room the other day...Now I would NEVER bite the hand that feeds me, but I bet he knows not to go talking ish again to a hyped baller like Jay.... should've bopped him with the helment!!
Every freaking night and every freaking day...  
#12 | 624 days ago

i've managed to upset an entire family of irrational alcoholics. the facebook bullying hurts my feelings and the fear that my ex-girlfriend will leave one of these online endearments etched into my car keeps me awake at night (especially tuesday nights), but what really scares me is that her big brother (not just a chronological description) has sent me a message that he is upset he is now involved and suggests i fix things "asasp."



oh! and the texans played like s**t.

i love that retarded horse gif.
#13 | 624 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Has the Texans D made to Foxborough yet?
#14 | 624 days ago

So the Texans looked good last night
Beans...  
#15 | 624 days ago

Last night's game makes me fear that this is going to be another gah damn Patriots Super Bowl. Hopefully somebody like the Falcons or 49ers can beat them.
#16 | 624 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Last night's game makes me fear that this is going to be another gah damn Patriots Super Bowl. Hopefully somebody like the Falcons or 49ers can beat them.
Uhh, The Falcons can't beat those Patriots... Do you believe in miracles?!
#17 | 624 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
So the Texans looked good last night
#18 | 624 days ago

"This Christmas"

Hang all the mistletoe
I'm gonna get to know you better
This Christmas
And as we trim the tree
How much fun it's gonna be together
This Christmas

Fireside blazing bright
We're caroling through the night
And this Christmas will be
A very special Christmas for me

Presents and cards are here
My world is filled with cheer, and you
This Christmas
And as I look around
Your eyes outshine the town, they do
This Christmas

Fireside blazing bright
We're caroling through the night
And this Christmas will be
A very special Christmas for me

Shake a hand, shake a hand now

Fireside blazing bright
We're caroling through the night
And this Christmas will be
A very special Christmas for me

Hang all the mistletoe
I'm gonna get to know you better
This Christmas
And as we trim the tree
How much fun it's gonna be together
This Christmas

Fireside blazing bright
We're caroling through the night
And this Christmas will be
A very special Christmas for me

Merry Christmas
Shake a hand, shake a hand now
Wish your brother "Merry Christmas"
All over the land
#19 | 624 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Last night's game makes me fear that this is going to be another gah damn Patriots Super Bowl. Hopefully somebody like the Falcons or 49ers can beat them.
You mean the Giants are going to beat them in the Super Bowl... again. As wacky as this season has been, that's the only thing I'd bet my life on right now. Also it will encourage teach to unleash more mouth breather jokes. lol She's like the Richard Pryor of Eli riffs!
Beans...  
#20 | 624 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
So the Texans looked good last night
Hello, 911?  I wanna report an assault. In Foxborro, Mass.  Who? I can describe the f#c%er. ...6' 5", about 225, and he had a big ass #12 on his chest. He took 11 grown men and Jail banged them all. How long did it last? Bout an hour. I don't know where he is now, but he's gonna be back...right here Sunday Afternoon...
 Whatup?
        I am not a happy person right now. I can stay all day and tell ya everything that went wrong - No defense, less offense, and a head coach minus the "head"...for starters - but due to time restraints I will focus on the good things
A) Thank goodness, that no matter how bad it was, like the Green Bay game, it counts only once
B) The Texans, for what it's worth, are still in control of the #1 seed in the AFC.. i would rather see Post season games at home
C) They can't possibly play any worse than than last night...Can they?
       Normally I can fall back on the stellar play of the Lakers when the Texans hit a sour note. I REALLY don't wanna talk about that. I have nothing left. Nothing, dammit. Oh yeah, "Skyfall" was the bomb. Once again, saved by my 007 geek-ness puts a positive note on my otherwise negative circumstance...
Tequila sunrise...  
#21 | 624 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Uhh, The Falcons can't beat those Patriots... Do you believe in miracles?!
Yes I do

#22 | 624 days ago

Maybe if I liked being alone I could give you your life back and let you go
Maybe if I got it together again I wouldn't be belligerent and such a princess
Maybe the reason I'm so needy is because I never had real devotion
Maybe I criticized your loyalty because it wasn't given to me

Do you know who I am
It's me in here with the doctor and the crowd around me
They are my chosen family
I guess I'm important, but what about them standing there they can't get in
They're smiling at me, I guess they're used to this

Maybe I'll stop wondering when I'm gonna die
Maybe then I'll stop holding so hard to my life
Maybe next time I see my reflection my mind won't be with me
Maybe my brutal honesty is only because I can get away with it
Maybe I'll squash you relentlessly because you tried to crush me

Do you know who I am
It's me in here with the doctor and the crowd around me
They are my chosen family
I guess I'm important, but what about them standing there they can't get in
They're smiling at me, I guess they're used to this

Please get out of my way I don't like f*^&(^ waiting
You need to bring me my food first I'm not the one you want to starve
Maybe you think you're my friend
Maybe one day you'll give a s*** about what I am

Do you know who I am
It's me in here with the doctor and the crowd around me
They are my chosen family
I guess I'm important, but what about them standing there they can't get in
They're smiling at me, I guess they're used to this
Shouldn't get schtuff stuck in my head...  
#23 | 624 days ago

Every freaking night and every freaking day...  
#24 | 624 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Every freaking night and every freaking day...  
#25 | 624 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Beans...  
#26 | 624 days ago

Don't know which one is funnier, the fact that Lebron thinks he needs to defend D-Wade to Sir Charles or the fact that ESPN and other media outlets waste space talking about it. 

By the way would someone tell me how every so called analyst in sports is refered to as an "expert?"  Is this just some way of making them feel better that their mediocre career in one sport is over and they need a job?  Or because they write for 18 newspapers over a span of 20 years makes them more qualified than a 450 pound blob who eats fried chicken while flipping in between games on tv?
Every freaking night and every freaking day...  
#27 | 624 days ago

The beer tasting was awesome, especially when I won in a raffle a bottle of Widmer Brothers Kill Devil Brown Ale, which is "90% ale brewed with palm sugar and molasses and aged in rum barrels and 10% ale." It was also good to see the owner of the restaurant stop by. He's been suffering from leukemia and unfortunately had both legs amputated below the knee because of it. Looked pretty good despite that though.

Marcus, having thought about yesterday's proposal (i.e. for 30 seconds), I must decline for the following reasons:

1.) Just because I use advanced statistics does not mean I know how to calculate them.

2.) I'm not going back and looking through all the data. I'm behind enough on this site. Daily Jeopardy is weekly at best now, and I leave multiple baseball analyses and liberal screeds on the table.

3.) I see those who post about 80% soft-core porn as the empty batting averages, the Juan Pierres, the .280/.305/.370 line as it will. I don't think that would go over well.

4.) I would grade out as well below replacement level.
#28 | 624 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Every freaking night and every freaking day...  
#29 | 624 days ago

Got tix to the Louisville/Providence Bball game on Jan. 2.  Then headed out for the night to watch the Sugar Bowl, where if Louisville beats the spread, I will consider it a victory.  I'll be back for bikini Tuesday later.
#30 | 624 days ago

http://www.rosssveback.com/2012/02/mammoth-makers-mark-pecan-roll.html

Kevin, all it's missing is some bacon.

#31 | 624 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Yes I do

Stop that
#32 | 624 days ago

I have an "I don't always......." I really want to post because it is hilarious, but it is against the CoC, dammit.
Shouldn't get schtuff stuck in my head...  
#33 | 624 days ago

If Charlie Strong is going to continue to snatch recruits from the likes of Notre Dame and Alabama, then he can stay.

#34 | 623 days ago

Every freaking night and every freaking day...  

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