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F/E 01/07

Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

Hi. 

Ya know the only thing worse than whiny ass women? Whiny ass men. At first, I usually find it funny, then at some point it's just sad. But, then I go back to enjoying the fact that they have to be miserable all.the.time. So, it all works out. Anyway, Laurel's been telling me to watch Breaking Bad for over a year, so I think I may start that today while I'm at work...but I won't commit, maybe tonight. Soon though...maybe.


"If there's anything I can say, to help you find your way
Touch your soul, make it whole, the same for you and I...
shake that load off..."

| Closed on 01/22/13 at 10:15PM
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12 Fans 
0%a. Shake that load off...
17%b. It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you...
17%c. Rice Krispy Treats...
0%d. And I don''t want the world to see me...
17%e. I'm cleaning out my closet...
8%f. Vodka Seven...
42%g. Beans...

 &nbp;
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#2 | 549 days ago

(Edited by icfeet)
Now....Sloppy Seconds!

The Q has been a little slow, Ash...

Morning Q'ers!  Hope you had a GREAT weekend! Wild Card Weekend and Divisional Round Weekend are two of the best football weekends to watch!  The sad thing is that there are only 7 more football games left this year....my mission?  WATCH EM ALL!!

Hockey is back! Yay!  I waited until now to change my profile pic.  I usually change if the Rams are out of the playoffs, or if the Rams lose in the playoffs...wait...they haven't been there since 2004...anywho, kinda happy that they're back...but sad that the GREAT team, the RANGERS, will have to meet that OTHER great team, the Kings, in the Stanley Cup Finals.

Speaking of football coaching changes....here's today's pic...



Have a GREAT Monday that actually IS a Monday....
Beans...  
  
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#1 | 549 days ago

Hmm, the other one wasn't showing my corrections so I cancelled it, and now it's showing the changes, but I already cancelled it. Oh well.
#2 | 549 days ago

(Edited by icfeet)
Now....Sloppy Seconds!

The Q has been a little slow, Ash...

Morning Q'ers!  Hope you had a GREAT weekend! Wild Card Weekend and Divisional Round Weekend are two of the best football weekends to watch!  The sad thing is that there are only 7 more football games left this year....my mission?  WATCH EM ALL!!

Hockey is back! Yay!  I waited until now to change my profile pic.  I usually change if the Rams are out of the playoffs, or if the Rams lose in the playoffs...wait...they haven't been there since 2004...anywho, kinda happy that they're back...but sad that the GREAT team, the RANGERS, will have to meet that OTHER great team, the Kings, in the Stanley Cup Finals.

Speaking of football coaching changes....here's today's pic...



Have a GREAT Monday that actually IS a Monday....
Beans...  
#3 | 549 days ago

She was supposed to buy ya shorty Tyco with ya money
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin' around lookin' like Michael with ya money
Shoulda' got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey(your money)
If you ain't no punk holla' we want pre-nup
WE WANT PRE-NUP!, yeah
It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo' ass she gon' leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday, he found out it wasn't his?

Take your own advice Kanye

Hooray, the NHL is back.. Allegedly.. So they say.  I will wait for schedules to be printed in ink.  And the Center Ice channel to be offered for free as a gesture of good will by the league for fu**ing us over with this mess that could have been handled months ago

So my latest trek to the movies article is up now and you can find it here.  My first one seems to be successful with almost 40k page views.  Thank you Leigh for checking it out 39,800 times.  I am going to do my best to do hopefully one a week with the possibility of randoms thrown in.

How about those football games yesterday? I have to admit, I'm not surprised RGIII got hurt.  The way he was hobbling around the field on scrambles, couldn't step into passes, it would have made sense for Master Splinter to replace him for Kirk Cousins before this sh*t storm came. 
I'm still not too concerned if I'm the Falcons, if the line is anything less than 6, I'm in with both feet

Congratulations to Lindsey Lohan for her career transition to international call girl
Rice Krispy Treats...  
#4 | 549 days ago
Nick__ (+)

FINALLY!!  The ROCK NHL has come back to .........playing!

Well, let's hope so!   The NHL & NHLPA have agreed, in principle, to a new CBA!  The owners/Board of Governors and the players need to agree to what Bettman and Fehr agreed to.  It looks like there will be a 48 game season starting on 1/19 if everything goes through!
WOOOWHOOO!

Personally, I could care less about this abbreviated season, BUT, I do care that Hockey could be back!  Rumor has it that the Center Ice package may be free for the abbreviated season, or, possibly for part of the season.

Info on the deal:
  •  The salary cap for this season will be $70.2 million before prorating to adjust for the shortened season, and the cap will drop to $64.3 million in 2013-14 — the same amount as 2011-12. There will be a salary floor of $44 million in those years.

    • Free agents will be limited to contracts of seven years (eight for those re-signed with their former club).

    • Salaries within a contract may not vary by more than 35 percent year to year, and the lowest year must be at least 50 percent of the highest year.

    • There were no changes to free agency and salary arbitration.

    • Each team may use two buyouts to terminate contracts before the 2013-14 or 2014-15 seasons for two-thirds of the remaining guaranteed income. The buyout will be included in the players’ revenue share, not the salary cap.

    • Players will receive $300 million in transition payments over three years to account for existing contracts, pushing their revenue share over 50 percent at the start of the deal.

    • Players gained a defined benefit pension plan for the first time.

    • Either side may terminate the deal after the 2019-20 season.

    • Revenue sharing will increase to $200 million annually and rise with revenue.

    • Participation of NHL and its players in the 2014 Sochi Olympics will be determined in discussions also involving the International Olympic Committee and the International Ice Hockey Federation.

Beans...  
#5 | 549 days ago

(Edited by Jason_)
Random Thoughts...

1.  Weekend football sucked.  I mean really sucked.  Those games were brutal to watch.  None of the teams that won deserve to play next weekend.  

2.  Hey Washington fans...enjoy RGIII for the next couple of years.  Shanahan is going to ruin his career just like he did Terrell Davis'.

3.  Cards Against Humanity.  Play this. Now. Havent laughed so hard in years.

4. Watched Trouble With the Curve last night.  It sucked. But it reminded me of the hotness that is Amy Adams....



5.  National Championship?  Yawn.  Ill root for Notre Dame only because Nick Saban set Miami back ten years with his bullsh** a few years ago.
#6 | 549 days ago

couldn't*
#7 | 549 days ago

Yeah.....the NHL is back! Stupid jerks better not schedule the Kings banner raising while I'm out of town. (they will.....it's how my luck is,  sigh. )
I'm back to work today.
Less than a week away from my first NBA game. Going to see the Lakers next Sunday------I know, I picked the right time to go see them.ugh.
Went to see Disney Ice with this little princess.................who later threw a massive tantrum and chucked her 12 dollar princess cup at me in the car. So sweet. 

Beans...  
#8 | 549 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Less than 9 hours left! I am not even sure if I believe it is real yet or not. I think I slept soundly, for a total of 3 hours last night. I am like a kid on Christmas today. Jason you are rooting for ND because it is the right thing to do!

I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#9 | 549 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
couldn't*
???
#10 | 549 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Less than 9 hours left! I am not even sure if I believe it is real yet or not. I think I slept soundly, for a total of 3 hours last night. I am like a kid on Christmas today. Jason you are rooting for ND because it is the right thing to do!

I hate catholics more than cousin f**kers.
#11 | 549 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
???
one "?" is quite enough.
#12 | 549 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Jason_ wrote:
I hate catholics more than cousin f**kers.
Not everyone at ND is Catholic. Here I give you,

I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#13 | 549 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Less than 9 hours left! I am not even sure if I believe it is real yet or not. I think I slept soundly, for a total of 3 hours last night. I am like a kid on Christmas today. Jason you are rooting for ND because it is the right thing to do!

Am I the only one who is fixated on the fact they went with South Florida instead of Miami? Why the need to be so vague?
Rice Krispy Treats...  
#14 | 549 days ago

Oh, is that game tonight? 
#15 | 549 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Am I the only one who is fixated on the fact they went with South Florida instead of Miami? Why the need to be so vague?
Who knows, possibly because the stadium may not be in Miami city limits and they didn't want to piss off and South Floridians. Well except possibly the ones who's kid play for the Mobile Homers.



Also a little last minute break down of tonight's matchup.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1469305-insiders-guide-to-the-2013-bcs-national-championship-game
I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#16 | 549 days ago

Cosign Monday:

Breaking Bad. It was either Laurel or Jen(?) who kept talking about it and it's great. I've been trying to catch up seasons until I'm sync'd up with this year's finale.

Cards Against Humanity. It's brilliantly so wrong.

Horrid football this weekend. Sweet geezus and little baby geezus that was awful. Apart from Rodgers (please don't bring up Waka Flacco Flame) what a hot mess.

Manti Malietau Louis Te'o. I wrote about him and I'm not sure if they can beat Bama tonight, but if he falls past my Saints in the draft I will have an epic poop hemorrhage. I may end up on an FBI watch list.

Seattle / Green Bay NFC Championship. I think ATL takes care of business this week, but that would be awesome. #KarmaBowl

NHL. I didn't talk about it while it was gone. Now it's back. Time to think about it again for me.

Canceling the shows CBS, NBC & FOX shoved down our throats this weekend. The collective over / under for all these mid season replacements combined CAN NOT be 25. Hell, I'd be in favor of bringing back Monkey Hospital or Ape's Anatomy or whatever instead.
Beans...  
#17 | 549 days ago

Today has been a Monday.  
I'll edit later.

IDK if I would start watching Breaking Bad at work.
One episode leads to another.   AND if you were a smoker, a lot of smoke breaks
to shake off what you just saw.
I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#18 | 549 days ago

Roll Tide Roll

#19 | 549 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
mojo wrote:
Roll Tide Roll

What you don't buy into the, "I am going to root for the team that beat my team, because that somehow magically makes my team better theory?"
I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#20 | 549 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
FINALLY!!  The ROCK NHL has come back to .........playing!

Well, let's hope so!   The NHL & NHLPA have agreed, in principle, to a new CBA!  The owners/Board of Governors and the players need to agree to what Bettman and Fehr agreed to.  It looks like there will be a 48 game season starting on 1/19 if everything goes through!
WOOOWHOOO!

Personally, I could care less about this abbreviated season, BUT, I do care that Hockey could be back!  Rumor has it that the Center Ice package may be free for the abbreviated season, or, possibly for part of the season.

Info on the deal:
  •  The salary cap for this season will be $70.2 million before prorating to adjust for the shortened season, and the cap will drop to $64.3 million in 2013-14 — the same amount as 2011-12. There will be a salary floor of $44 million in those years.

    • Free agents will be limited to contracts of seven years (eight for those re-signed with their former club).

    • Salaries within a contract may not vary by more than 35 percent year to year, and the lowest year must be at least 50 percent of the highest year.

    • There were no changes to free agency and salary arbitration.

    • Each team may use two buyouts to terminate contracts before the 2013-14 or 2014-15 seasons for two-thirds of the remaining guaranteed income. The buyout will be included in the players’ revenue share, not the salary cap.

    • Players will receive $300 million in transition payments over three years to account for existing contracts, pushing their revenue share over 50 percent at the start of the deal.

    • Players gained a defined benefit pension plan for the first time.

    • Either side may terminate the deal after the 2019-20 season.

    • Revenue sharing will increase to $200 million annually and rise with revenue.

    • Participation of NHL and its players in the 2014 Sochi Olympics will be determined in discussions also involving the International Olympic Committee and the International Ice Hockey Federation.

How soon until Minnesota 'amnesties' Parise and Suter? Lulztacular. What is up with GM's in Minny? Is David Kahn calling shots for every team in that state? If the Twins throw 6 years / $105 mil at Kyle Lohse does anybody even blink at this point?
Beans...  
#21 | 549 days ago
Nick__ (+)

marcus_nyce wrote:
Cosign Monday:

Breaking Bad. It was either Laurel or Jen(?) who kept talking about it and it's great. I've been trying to catch up seasons until I'm sync'd up with this year's finale.

Cards Against Humanity. It's brilliantly so wrong.

Horrid football this weekend. Sweet geezus and little baby geezus that was awful. Apart from Rodgers (please don't bring up Waka Flacco Flame) what a hot mess.

Manti Malietau Louis Te'o. I wrote about him and I'm not sure if they can beat Bama tonight, but if he falls past my Saints in the draft I will have an epic poop hemorrhage. I may end up on an FBI watch list.

Seattle / Green Bay NFC Championship. I think ATL takes care of business this week, but that would be awesome. #KarmaBowl

NHL. I didn't talk about it while it was gone. Now it's back. Time to think about it again for me.

Canceling the shows CBS, NBC & FOX shoved down our throats this weekend. The collective over / under for all these mid season replacements combined CAN NOT be 25. Hell, I'd be in favor of bringing back Monkey Hospital or Ape's Anatomy or whatever instead.
SEA-GB NFC Championship game -    I was thinking the same thing Saturday night!

How fitting would that be??   But, this time, SEATTLE wins without any discrepancies!




Beans...  
#22 | 549 days ago
Nick__ (+)

mojo wrote:
Roll Tide Roll

If she takes that top off, the TIDE WILL ROLL......to the left and to the right! 
Beans...  
#23 | 549 days ago

Something's wrong with those boobs.   I cant put my finger on it....but something is weird.
#24 | 549 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Something's wrong with those boobs.   I cant put my finger on it....but something is weird.
They look fake... like Real Sex 273 life-size "love doll" fake.
#25 | 549 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Jason_ wrote:
Something's wrong with those boobs.   I cant put my finger on it....but something is weird.
Two possible explanations

1. no freckles

2 you literally can't put your finger on them.
I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#26 | 549 days ago

I think she either needs to loosen the strap on her right or tighten the strap on her left.  Look at the severe angle her right boob makes across her arm pit. 
#27 | 549 days ago

For you hockey loving nutjobs, a little video tribute by The Dropkick Murphys  for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHMVbuxugJ0&feature=youtu.be
I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#28 | 549 days ago

I'm not sure how I feel about Judd Apatow (he's on a couple of podcasts I subscribe to today). Going over his IMDB page he's hit then miss for me. Dave Kingman type of guy. It's a strike out followed by an upper deck homerun, then another K, a lazy ground out, then BOOM! etc. I know comedy films are impossibly hard, but still. Movie geeks, thoughts?
Beans...  
#29 | 549 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Cosign Monday:

Breaking Bad. It was either Laurel or Jen(?) who kept talking about it and it's great. I've been trying to catch up seasons until I'm sync'd up with this year's finale.

Cards Against Humanity. It's brilliantly so wrong.

Horrid football this weekend. Sweet geezus and little baby geezus that was awful. Apart from Rodgers (please don't bring up Waka Flacco Flame) what a hot mess.

Manti Malietau Louis Te'o. I wrote about him and I'm not sure if they can beat Bama tonight, but if he falls past my Saints in the draft I will have an epic poop hemorrhage. I may end up on an FBI watch list.

Seattle / Green Bay NFC Championship. I think ATL takes care of business this week, but that would be awesome. #KarmaBowl

NHL. I didn't talk about it while it was gone. Now it's back. Time to think about it again for me.

Canceling the shows CBS, NBC & FOX shoved down our throats this weekend. The collective over / under for all these mid season replacements combined CAN NOT be 25. Hell, I'd be in favor of bringing back Monkey Hospital or Ape's Anatomy or whatever instead.
Animal Practice.. And I quit NBC when they cancelled it and renewed Whitney.. I only had one more week of awful apocalypse show searching for the power in the necklace show left

And I'm with you on cards against humanity.  I bring them to all functions I'm invited to with old friends as many of them are the type to end facebook posts with #blessed.  I'm a social vagabond
Rice Krispy Treats...  
#30 | 549 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I'm not sure how I feel about Judd Apatow (he's on a couple of podcasts I subscribe to today). Going over his IMDB page he's hit then miss for me. Dave Kingman type of guy. It's a strike out followed by an upper deck homerun, then another K, a lazy ground out, then BOOM! etc. I know comedy films are impossibly hard, but still. Movie geeks, thoughts?
I just learned recently that he is married to what's her face.
#31 | 549 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I'm not sure how I feel about Judd Apatow (he's on a couple of podcasts I subscribe to today). Going over his IMDB page he's hit then miss for me. Dave Kingman type of guy. It's a strike out followed by an upper deck homerun, then another K, a lazy ground out, then BOOM! etc. I know comedy films are impossibly hard, but still. Movie geeks, thoughts?
He's more like a 2011 Adam Dunn to me. 

Hitting about .160 and mostly singles and walks with the occasional HR.
#32 | 549 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
He's more like a 2011 Adam Dunn to me. 

Hitting about .160 and mostly singles and walks with the occasional HR.
Ohhhh I like that, but I think his average is higher. Totally works tho.
Beans...  
#33 | 549 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I'm not sure how I feel about Judd Apatow (he's on a couple of podcasts I subscribe to today). Going over his IMDB page he's hit then miss for me. Dave Kingman type of guy. It's a strike out followed by an upper deck homerun, then another K, a lazy ground out, then BOOM! etc. I know comedy films are impossibly hard, but still. Movie geeks, thoughts?
Director only?  Producer AND Director? As a writer? 
#34 | 549 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Director only?  Producer AND Director? As a writer? 
All round. He has his hands in everything no matter what his official title on the project is. There's a fantastic Simmons podcast with Lena Dunham where she breaks down how he works on stuff. Even if not credited he does a ton of writing, directing, even editing, etc. which he considers he duties/ responsibilities as a "producer" without getting in the way or stepping on toes.
Beans...  
#35 | 549 days ago

p.s. stephen dorff looks good in that fake cig commercial.
#36 | 549 days ago

I want a lynx coat.
#37 | 549 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I want a lynx coat.
If I had a million dollars / something-something, something, something / but not a real fur coat, that's cruel
Beans...  
#38 | 549 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I'm not sure how I feel about Judd Apatow (he's on a couple of podcasts I subscribe to today). Going over his IMDB page he's hit then miss for me. Dave Kingman type of guy. It's a strike out followed by an upper deck homerun, then another K, a lazy ground out, then BOOM! etc. I know comedy films are impossibly hard, but still. Movie geeks, thoughts?
I wanted to say overrated, but then you take another look at the projects he's been involved in.  There aren't a lot of misses on then writing/directing side of things.  It's easier to get a producing credit and be involved in 10 movies at once, and I can see Lena Dunham saying he had a lot of influence seeing as he was an EP.
If we stick to looking at just the writing/directing side of things as that's where you can fully attribute talent to or place blame for, then you have quite a nice resume.  40 year old Virgin, followed up with Knocked Up, then a very underrated Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, a miss with You Don't Mess With the Zoltan, then Pineapple Express and Funny People (still a good movie, I don't care what people say).
I think that's building Justin Verlander type stats
Rice Krispy Treats...  
#39 | 549 days ago

(Edited by Jason_)
Ok...Judd Apatow...(minus the TV shows b/c ive never watched any of them)...

Anchorman - First at bat in the big leagues...Home Run.  No one can argue this.
Kicking and Screaming - Strike Out
40 Year Old Virgin - Home Run
Fun With Dick and Jane - Strike Out
Talladega Nights - Double
Knocked Up - Double
Super Bad - Home run.
Walk Hard - Strike Out
You Dont Mess With the Zohan - Strike Out
Forgetting Sara Marshall - Single
Drillbit Taylor - Strike Out
Step Brothers - Home Run
Pineapple Express - Strike Out
Year One - Strike Out
Funny People - Single
Get Him To the Greek - Strike Out
Bridesmaids - Double
Wanderlust - Strike Out
This is 40 - TBD

10/19 ....4 HRs
#40 | 549 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I wanted to say overrated, but then you take another look at the projects he's been involved in.  There aren't a lot of misses on then writing/directing side of things.  It's easier to get a producing credit and be involved in 10 movies at once, and I can see Lena Dunham saying he had a lot of influence seeing as he was an EP.
If we stick to looking at just the writing/directing side of things as that's where you can fully attribute talent to or place blame for, then you have quite a nice resume.  40 year old Virgin, followed up with Knocked Up, then a very underrated Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, a miss with You Don't Mess With the Zoltan, then Pineapple Express and Funny People (still a good movie, I don't care what people say).
I think that's building Justin Verlander type stats
Fun with Dick and Jane also hurts his writing stats and I thought he had more director credits. Hmmm
Beans...  
#41 | 549 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Ok...Judd Apatow...(minus the TV shows b/c ive never watched any of them)...

Anchorman - First at bat in the big leagues...Home Run.  No one can argue this.
Kicking and Screaming - Strike Out
40 Year Old Virgin - Home Run
Fun With Dick and Jane - Strike Out
Talladega Nights - Double
Knocked Up - Double
Super Bad - Home run.
Walk Hard - Strike Out
You Dont Mess With the Zohan - Strike Out
Forgetting Sara Marshall - Single
Drillbit Taylor - Strike Out
Step Brothers - Home Run
Pineapple Express - Strike Out
Year One - Strike Out
Funny People - Single
Get Him To the Greek - Strike Out
Bridesmaids - Double
Wanderlust - Strike Out
This is 40 - TBD

10/19 ....4 HRs
I'm with ya for the most part but some of your K's I genuinely liked and some of your singles & doubles were too high/too low and I hated Knocked Up. (I probably alone here) actually the more and more I think about it the more and more I change my mind on almost each one.
Beans...  
#42 | 549 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Ok...Judd Apatow...(minus the TV shows b/c ive never watched any of them)...

Anchorman - First at bat in the big leagues...Home Run.  No one can argue this.
Kicking and Screaming - Strike Out
40 Year Old Virgin - Home Run
Fun With Dick and Jane - Strike Out
Talladega Nights - Double
Knocked Up - Double
Super Bad - Home run.
Walk Hard - Strike Out
You Dont Mess With the Zohan - Strike Out
Forgetting Sara Marshall - Single
Drillbit Taylor - Strike Out
Step Brothers - Home Run
Pineapple Express - Strike Out
Year One - Strike Out
Funny People - Single
Get Him To the Greek - Strike Out
Bridesmaids - Double
Wanderlust - Strike Out
This is 40 - TBD

10/19 ....4 HRs
no.
#43 | 549 days ago

After analyzing my list i see that after Super Bad his numbers really start to fall off.  I think maybe he got a little too comfortable.  Maybe like he started just throwing scripts out and putting his name on things hoping to cash in on the Super Bad/Talladega Nights/Knocked Up "season".   Maybe that was his "steroid season"...and now that he's clean he just cant compete like he used to.

Im not a big baseball fan so who would that be akin to?  Someone who started off super strong...had one really good stretch...then plateau'd into a role player with huge upside and the occasional spark of past brilliance?
#44 | 549 days ago

Actually, we need a 3-man weave "Inside The Haters Studio" type blog-thing on here where we take a little longer to break down individual movies/shows. I don't know how we do it or what we pick (maybe a Q book club polls to determine topics?) and then an e-mail chain a discussion that we can edit and post? This has legs imo.
Beans...  
#45 | 549 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Ok...Judd Apatow...(minus the TV shows b/c ive never watched any of them)...

Anchorman - First at bat in the big leagues...Home Run.  No one can argue this.
Kicking and Screaming - Strike Out
40 Year Old Virgin - Home Run
Fun With Dick and Jane - Strike Out
Talladega Nights - Double
Knocked Up - Double
Super Bad - Home run.
Walk Hard - Strike Out
You Dont Mess With the Zohan - Strike Out
Forgetting Sara Marshall - Single
Drillbit Taylor - Strike Out
Step Brothers - Home Run
Pineapple Express - Strike Out
Year One - Strike Out
Funny People - Single
Get Him To the Greek - Strike Out
Bridesmaids - Double
Wanderlust - Strike Out
This is 40 - TBD

10/19 ....4 HRs
This is 40----In the park HR (errors charged to the 2nd and third basemen)
Beans...  
#46 | 549 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Ok...Judd Apatow...(minus the TV shows b/c ive never watched any of them)...

Anchorman - First at bat in the big leagues...Home Run.  No one can argue this.
Kicking and Screaming - Strike Out
40 Year Old Virgin - Home Run
Fun With Dick and Jane - Strike Out
Talladega Nights - Double
Knocked Up - Double
Super Bad - Home run.
Walk Hard - Strike Out
You Dont Mess With the Zohan - Strike Out
Forgetting Sara Marshall - Single
Drillbit Taylor - Strike Out
Step Brothers - Home Run
Pineapple Express - Strike Out
Year One - Strike Out
Funny People - Single
Get Him To the Greek - Strike Out
Bridesmaids - Double
Wanderlust - Strike Out
This is 40 - TBD

10/19 ....4 HRs
Hula Booty
I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#47 | 549 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Actually, we need a 3-man weave "Inside The Haters Studio" type blog-thing on here where we take a little longer to break down individual movies/shows. I don't know how we do it or what we pick (maybe a Q book club polls to determine topics?) and then an e-mail chain a discussion that we can edit and post? This has legs imo.
In.
#48 | 549 days ago

kteacher wrote:
This is 40----In the park HR (errors charged to the 2nd and third basemen)
Haven't seen it, but love the fact that you scored it like that. Somehow that totally makes sense to me.

#GoodJob #GoodEffort
Beans...  
#49 | 549 days ago

Wait im confused.  So its a home run (great movie) only because there were multiple f**k ups by the opposing team?  Who do the 2nd and 3rd basemen correlate to?  Unintentional comedy? 
#50 | 549 days ago

Headache.


(I wanna learn to dance like Ray Lewis.)

(Not really.)
It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you...  
#51 | 549 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Actually, we need a 3-man weave "Inside The Haters Studio" type blog-thing on here where we take a little longer to break down individual movies/shows. I don't know how we do it or what we pick (maybe a Q book club polls to determine topics?) and then an e-mail chain a discussion that we can edit and post? This has legs imo.
I'll get in on this too
Rice Krispy Treats...  
#52 | 549 days ago

Thanks Marilyn
I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#53 | 549 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Thanks Marilyn

...and here's the Honey boo Boo mash-up NOBODY asked for.
Beans...  
#54 | 549 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:

...and here's the Honey boo Boo mash-up NOBODY asked for.
This game needs to start, I am about 10 minutes from going FanIQaeda up in this b!tch!
I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#55 | 549 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
This game needs to start, I am about 10 minutes from going FanIQaeda up in this b!tch!
Just relax and take a shot.  You dont want to speed up the disappointment.
#56 | 549 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I'll get in on this too
Pretty sure you were the 3rd man!
#57 | 549 days ago

I just saw myself on tv when the news showed one of the plays from the U of L game Wednesday night.  Surreal.

Today has pretty much sucked ass.  I'll be back after I've had a drink or five.
#58 | 549 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
How soon until Minnesota 'amnesties' Parise and Suter? Lulztacular. What is up with GM's in Minny? Is David Kahn calling shots for every team in that state? If the Twins throw 6 years / $105 mil at Kyle Lohse does anybody even blink at this point?
And they are still the lowest paid of professional athletes.  Except for women.

K. 

I went to work early, just in time to catch the male nurse pass out on the kitchen sink, after he had cut him(s)?self on the 
blade from the food processor that the over the weekend help left in the dish drainer.  Blood everywhere.   Ew, and LOL at the same time.

Took my son home, only in to sit in traffic on the only road that leads to his house, while the entire police department from the county, city governments were handcuffing some dude in his underwear  that tried to run over a cop in another town and tried to to get away in the Everglades.   (sorry for the run-on sentence_ not really).  indecision

I did however, get to my appointment for my clients that just came down from the Cape.  Big raise.  All will go in to my savings account to get me through the summer.  

So.    it's Heineken time.   40 oz in.  cheeky

Entertain me.  Dammit.

Oh, yeah, and I had the kids for the weekend.   Was like this:  Just change mom to Gramma


Photo

They are NOT as innocent as they look.  heart
I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#59 | 549 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
This game needs to start, I am about 10 minutes from going FanIQaeda up in this b!tch!
Here read this while you're waiting. (Grantland via Chris Brown @smartfootball)

Excerpt:
"Watching Manti Te'o play football, with his incredible energy and attention to the little things, has been a pleasure all season, and getting to see him do it against Alabama, unquestionably the biggest challenge he and the rest of the Irish defense have faced all season, will be fascinating to watch."
Beans...  
#60 | 549 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Jason_ wrote:
Just relax and take a shot.  You dont want to speed up the disappointment.
Here's the thing though, before the season started, I figured that ND would be extremely lucky to finish the season at 8-4 at best. So for me there will be no prolonged disappointment, they have already exceeded my expectations. Sure if they lose a close game, I will be disappointed for a bit, but I don't believe it will last long. If they get blown out, I will probably be over it before the game ends. I just hope that we get a good game to watch and that in the end, Manti Te'o finishes his career with a National Title. I have not wanted an individual player to win something like this in a long time.

Funny thing is projected top 2 recruiting classes for 2013, Notre Dame and Alabama. Depending on which "experts" you are looking at, which is one and two will change. So I would bet that we may see these teams do this again, maybe a few times, in the coming years.

You Mad Bro?
I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#61 | 549 days ago

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I look at people and wonder: 'Why hasn't someone shot you yet?'
#62 | 549 days ago

Could someone please explain to me what Cards Against Humanity is before I look it up? Thank you.

I got new glasses over the weekend. I think they look awful. Luckily I don't think anyone noticed.

As much as I don't want to because I hate paying for them, it's getting close to haircut time. The back of my hair is starting to look a little mullety.

I wish I knew enough about movies to add to the Judd Apatow baseball analogy, but alas I don't. I will say that an "inside the park HR with errors charged to the 2nd and 3rd basemen" would likely be scored as a single plus a three base error(s), or something to that effect.
#63 | 549 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
Could someone please explain to me what Cards Against Humanity is before I look it up? Thank you.

I got new glasses over the weekend. I think they look awful. Luckily I don't think anyone noticed.

As much as I don't want to because I hate paying for them, it's getting close to haircut time. The back of my hair is starting to look a little mullety.

I wish I knew enough about movies to add to the Judd Apatow baseball analogy, but alas I don't. I will say that an "inside the park HR with errors charged to the 2nd and 3rd basemen" would likely be scored as a single plus a three base error(s), or something to that effect.
Cards Against Humanity is the most twisted, sick, demented, racist, sexist, (etc.) version of Apples to Apples you can imagine...So fun.
#64 | 549 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Cards Against Humanity is the most twisted, sick, demented, racist, sexist, (etc.) version of Apples to Apples you can imagine...So fun.
I don't know what Apples to Apples is, and I don't find racism and sexism funny, so thank you, but pass.
#65 | 549 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Not everyone at ND is Catholic. Here I give you,

he doesn't look Irish either
#66 | 549 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
WISAC1 wrote:
he doesn't look Irish either
He is from a small island of fierce proud warriors though! 
I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#67 | 549 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
I don't know what Apples to Apples is, and I don't find racism and sexism funny, so thank you, but pass.
it's ok I find racism and sexism funny enough for the both of us
Rice Krispy Treats...  
#68 | 549 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
it's ok I find racism and sexism funny enough for the both of us
Being a motherf**king sorcerer.
#69 | 549 days ago

The boobs are wider further from her body than they are closer to her body.  They remind me a little of the balloons clowns use to make balloon animals and stuff. 

Back to drinking.
#70 | 549 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
The boobs are wider further from her body than they are closer to her body.  They remind me a little of the balloons clowns use to make balloon animals and stuff. 

Back to drinking.
Snort.

Cheers!
I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#71 | 549 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
The boobs are wider further from her body than they are closer to her body.  They remind me a little of the balloons clowns use to make balloon animals and stuff. 

Back to drinking.
Wouldnt that be fixed if she just tightened up that bikini top?
#72 | 549 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Wouldnt that be fixed if she just tightened up that bikini top?
Yes, you were right about the straps.
#73 | 549 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Yes, you were right about the straps.
Well i give her props. Basically she's wearing that top as coverage only...support being completely overlooked.   No surprises there when it gets taken off.
#74 | 549 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Well i give her props. Basically she's wearing that top as coverage only...support being completely overlooked.   No surprises there when it gets taken off.
She wasn't going to get much support out of a bikini top anyway.
#75 | 549 days ago

IDK about fixed.  Improved, maybe.  I think the only fix for that is to stick a pin in it.

#76 | 549 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Don't poke her in the boobs, I like them.
#77 | 11/30/-1
(+)

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Hans Gruber is a real person right, not just Severus Snape in 1988?
#78 | 549 days ago

Id poke her boobs with something.
#79 | 549 days ago

It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you...  
#80 | 549 days ago

Game Time! 

I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#81 | 549 days ago

Go banana!
#82 | 549 days ago

Go vodka!
#83 | 549 days ago

GO HOT CHICK!
It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you...  
#84 | 549 days ago

Sipping jaegarbombs simultaniously while chugging Icehouse, allthe while watching Crimson tide totally dismantle the Notre dame non-fighting irish. 35-0 with still 20 mins to go. Wishing Shameless, Girls, and House of lies started this week instead of next. BCS sucks!
Beans...  
#85 | 549 days ago

Post note: No offense to Notre Dame,but if they play sec schedule,the go 5-3 conference at best.jmo
Beans...  
#86 | 549 days ago

The Tide Is Rolling...Ugh!
Vodka Seven...  
#87 | 549 days ago
Rogs_ (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
Less than 9 hours left! I am not even sure if I believe it is real yet or not. I think I slept soundly, for a total of 3 hours last night. I am like a kid on Christmas today. Jason you are rooting for ND because it is the right thing to do!

While watching this poor excuse for a Championship game, you popped into my head, I remembered what a huuuuge ND fan you are. I just wanted to drop in for a second say: 














  LMAO!!!!!!    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!   BAAAAAHAHAHAH!!!!!






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Hey guys!!    Happy 2013!    wink
#88 | 548 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
post 77 is me, someone answer me!

Fine! Nevermind!
#89 | 548 days ago

I got banished to the bedroom in  my own house during the game last night.  It ended up being worth it, though.
#90 | 548 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Random Thoughts...

1.  Weekend football sucked.  I mean really sucked.  Those games were brutal to watch.  None of the teams that won deserve to play next weekend.  

2.  Hey Washington fans...enjoy RGIII for the next couple of years.  Shanahan is going to ruin his career just like he did Terrell Davis'.

3.  Cards Against Humanity.  Play this. Now. Havent laughed so hard in years.

4. Watched Trouble With the Curve last night.  It sucked. But it reminded me of the hotness that is Amy Adams....



5.  National Championship?  Yawn.  Ill root for Notre Dame only because Nick Saban set Miami back ten years with his bullsh** a few years ago.
1.  Weekend football sucked.  I mean really sucked.


I dont see any foot ball if at it is breast ball.

Might have been sucked
#91 | 548 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Hula Booty
This is a grinding machine
#92 | 548 days ago

(Edited by WISAC1)
richard_cranium wrote:
He is from a small island of fierce proud warriors though! 
Irishmen come from an island of proud drinkers
#93 | 548 days ago
Nick__ (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
I want a lynx coat.
I want a happy ending......what's your point?
Beans...  
#94 | 547 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
I want a happy ending......what's your point?
That is commedy

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