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F/E 1/29

Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

Have you ever been standing on an elevator and once it starts to fill, you start looking for the capacity sign? In GA, that's around the 7th or 8th person and you start to wonder. You find the sign, then start to add. Okay if I weigh 359lbs, that big bitch has to weigh 427 easy. So, you've done the math, accurate too, and now you start trying to figure out how you will live if this damn cable snaps. There are no rails on this damn elevator, no nothing, crap. Man, another person just got on. Aw hell. Hmmm, I'm gonna have to jump on this 427 lb bitch.

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| Closed on 02/15/13 at 10:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
17 Fans 
12%a. I turned day into night...
12%b. The trouble with life is there's no background music...
12%c. What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?...
6%d. It is Super Grover! And I am cute, too! ...
35%e. Coach, I'm hurt. I'm not dead...
0%f. Firefly ...
24%g. Beaneaters...

 &nbp;
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#3 | 116 days ago

 Morning! 

My hand is dry and cold.......and in serious need of some lotion, but look at this beauty. They aren't too shabby. I was picturing a plastic ring with a page of do it yourself stickers. lol 



AND.....YES......I'm totally wearing it to school today..............even if it keeps "hula hooping" around my middle finger. 
Beaneaters...  
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#1 | 116 days ago

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It's Jan. 29th, I have all the windows in my house open, we are under tornado watches and warnings, and this winter sucks! Whatever happened to snow storms in Jan?  sad

I'll tell you what happened! Some idiot had to come up with global warming and be right about it!   angry

I WANT SOME SNOW! 

Oh, and the no smoking thing is going very well. smiley
It is Super Grover! And I am cute, too! ...  
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#2 | 116 days ago

 cubsgirl wrote:
It's Jan. 29th, I have all the windows in my house open, we are under tornado watches and warnings, and this winter sucks! Whatever happened to snow storms in Jan?  sad

I'll tell you what happened! Some idiot had to come up with global warming and be right about it!   angry

I WANT SOME SNOW! 

Oh, and the no smoking thing is going very well. smiley
I've already had the A/C on this year! It's FLorida, but still would like a little cooler weather to let me know that it's winter still! Oh well, time to put on the shorts and go for a walk, before the cold front hits tomorow and takes us all the way down to the 60's... Brrrrr... ;)
The trouble with life is there's no background music...  
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#3 | 116 days ago

 Morning! 

My hand is dry and cold.......and in serious need of some lotion, but look at this beauty. They aren't too shabby. I was picturing a plastic ring with a page of do it yourself stickers. lol 



AND.....YES......I'm totally wearing it to school today..............even if it keeps "hula hooping" around my middle finger. 
Beaneaters...  
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#4 | 116 days ago

 Wasted another 3 hours of my life last night watching WWE Raw, hoping to at least get some satisfaction seeing Paul Heyman fired yet again.  Only he didn't get fired, once again that extremely big waste of space Brock Lesnar made his once a year appearance and put 200 year old Vince McMahon thru his F-5 move.  Now with Rock,Goldust, Chris Jericho and Lesnar all making appearances the last 48 hours it seems like late 90's are back.  Time to dust off the Undertaker since Wrestlemania is just around the corner.
The trouble with life is there's no background music...  
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#5 | 116 days ago
Hi again you lovely people.

My Avalanche looked absolutely awful last night, allowing 4 power play goals and losing 4-1.. It's always nice when you have 3 shots in the first period then show up with 23 in the 3rd.. Inconsistent as all hell

I can't believe I fell asleep and didn't see the Kings complete that comeback win

I'm doing a fantastic job of ignoring all the BS surrounds two weeks at the Super Bowl

Tonight I get to pretend I'm a little bit younger and head out to the Summit Music Hall for some loud guitars, breakdowns, sweet melodies and a lot of screaming.. With the possibility of elbowing a twink in skinny jeans.  I don't know, I don't know if I'll have enough time.  But here's a taste of what's in store for the night, headlined by Silverstein.. In a stunning coincidence, I actually look like Shel Silverstein's doppleganger right now as I haven't shaved my beard in a couple months
Silverstein
Issues
Secrets
Glass Cloud
Like Moths To Flames
Coach, I'm hurt. I'm not dead...  
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#6 | 116 days ago

 Afternoon Q'ers- one minute is 10 degrees and today its damn near 50, as Marvin Gaye would say ' What's Going On" - 5 days to Supe Sunday!!!
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#7 | 116 days ago

 Ashlie, I completely understand the elevator thing.

The only time I ever have an opportunity to ride one is if I am visiting someone at the hospital. I'm not sure why, but pressing a button for an elevator works much like waving a 'free beer' sign in the air. People pop up out of nowhere. I usually will hold the door for folks to load up and while they are totally thinking I am being a gentleman (and/or a dumba**), I am counting bodies and assessing poundage. It's crazy how folks seem to crowd on so fast as if they are going to miss something, then all turn around to look at me as if to say, 'Hey  Beans, get in here'. I just smile and tell them I'll wait for the next one. The look on the faces of the front 3 or 4 people just before the door closes is absolutely priceless. 

Go Kings some more.

Gone.
Beaneaters...  
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#8 | 116 days ago

 (Edited by Nick__)



Coach, I'm hurt. I'm not dead...  
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#9 | 116 days ago

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Beaneaters wrote:
Ashlie, I completely understand the elevator thing.

The only time I ever have an opportunity to ride one is if I am visiting someone at the hospital. I'm not sure why, but pressing a button for an elevator works much like waving a 'free beer' sign in the air. People pop up out of nowhere. I usually will hold the door for folks to load up and while they are totally thinking I am being a gentleman (and/or a dumba**), I am counting bodies and assessing poundage. It's crazy how folks seem to crowd on so fast as if they are going to miss something, then all turn around to look at me as if to say, 'Hey  Beans, get in here'. I just smile and tell them I'll wait for the next one. The look on the faces of the front 3 or 4 people just before the door closes is absolutely priceless. 

Go Kings some more.

Gone.
I'm already missing the Ashlie, OMGs.... (sigh)


****

Oh, I saw the trailer for Beautiful Creatures. You ladies tried to trick me. No.
I can say that as chick flicks go, Josh Duhamel will probably get me to view his this year. We'll discuss when he comes uhh over.
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#10 | 116 days ago

 One of the "sweetest" days in Chicago Bears history happened 38 yrs ago today!

With the 4th overall pick in the 1975 NFL Draft, the Chicago Bears select






Coach, I'm hurt. I'm not dead...  
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#11 | 116 days ago

 Nick__ wrote:
One of the "sweetest" days in Chicago Bears history happened 38 yrs ago today!

With the 4th overall pick in the 1975 NFL Draft, the Chicago Bears select






He must have changed his uniform number the next day.
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#12 | 116 days ago

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Nick__ wrote:
One of the "sweetest" days in Chicago Bears history happened 38 yrs ago today!

With the 4th overall pick in the 1975 NFL Draft, the Chicago Bears select






What's even more interesting than that is the fact that the bears took a guy by the name of Virgil Livers a DB from Western Kentucky in the 4th round, number 83 overall.


Other than Walter Payton and Randy White, that draft class blew g*ats.

Glad to see the Lions reached for a guard in the first round that played at football powerhouse South Dakota State.....Goooooo Jackrabbits!!!
What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?...  
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#13 | 116 days ago

 filter error?!
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#14 | 116 days ago

 crying  such a sad day.    my uncle passed away peacefully in his sleep this morning.  he was 3 days past his 89th birthday.  he is far better off now,  as he was in a nursing home for the last 4 years. alzhiemers really took a toll on him. he forgot how to eat and wasted away.   I had seen him last summer and even though he had no clue who we were he was the same friendly guy I remember as when we were kids and spent the summers (and as adults vacationed)  in northern Wisconsin.   as always he was easy going and talkative ( sad that only he knew what he was talking about)  but we left him feeling like we just made a new best friend.  I am heartbroken and will miss him terribly. God Bless my Uncle Paul.  heart     thanks for letting me cry on your collective shoulders.  
I turned day into night...  
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#15 | 116 days ago

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WISAC1 wrote:
crying  such a sad day.    my uncle passed away peacefully in his sleep this morning.  he was 3 days past his 89th birthday.  he is far better off now,  as he was in a nursing home for the last 4 years. alzhiemers really took a toll on him. he forgot how to eat and wasted away.   I had seen him last summer and even though he had no clue who we were he was the same friendly guy I remember as when we were kids and spent the summers (and as adults vacationed)  in northern Wisconsin.   as always he was easy going and talkative ( sad that only he knew what he was talking about)  but we left him feeling like we just made a new best friend.  I am heartbroken and will miss him terribly. God Bless my Uncle Paul.  heart     thanks for letting me cry on your collective shoulders.  
I am sorry.  You will be in all of our hearts and thoughts.   heart
It is Super Grover! And I am cute, too! ...  
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#16 | 116 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
filter error?!
Yes Ashlie, very good. This is the filter error.  yes




indecision
It is Super Grover! And I am cute, too! ...  
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#17 | 116 days ago

 WISAC1 wrote:
crying  such a sad day.    my uncle passed away peacefully in his sleep this morning.  he was 3 days past his 89th birthday.  he is far better off now,  as he was in a nursing home for the last 4 years. alzhiemers really took a toll on him. he forgot how to eat and wasted away.   I had seen him last summer and even though he had no clue who we were he was the same friendly guy I remember as when we were kids and spent the summers (and as adults vacationed)  in northern Wisconsin.   as always he was easy going and talkative ( sad that only he knew what he was talking about)  but we left him feeling like we just made a new best friend.  I am heartbroken and will miss him terribly. God Bless my Uncle Paul.  heart     thanks for letting me cry on your collective shoulders.  
My condolences Pete!  We just had church services for my HS friend on Saturday...he was 44.   Hang in there! 
Coach, I'm hurt. I'm not dead...  
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#18 | 116 days ago

 WISAC1 wrote:
crying  such a sad day.    my uncle passed away peacefully in his sleep this morning.  he was 3 days past his 89th birthday.  he is far better off now,  as he was in a nursing home for the last 4 years. alzhiemers really took a toll on him. he forgot how to eat and wasted away.   I had seen him last summer and even though he had no clue who we were he was the same friendly guy I remember as when we were kids and spent the summers (and as adults vacationed)  in northern Wisconsin.   as always he was easy going and talkative ( sad that only he knew what he was talking about)  but we left him feeling like we just made a new best friend.  I am heartbroken and will miss him terribly. God Bless my Uncle Paul.  heart     thanks for letting me cry on your collective shoulders.  
thanks Nick. God Bless your friend
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#19 | 116 days ago

 woody050681 wrote:
What's even more interesting than that is the fact that the bears took a guy by the name of Virgil Livers a DB from Western Kentucky in the 4th round, number 83 overall.


Other than Walter Payton and Randy White, that draft class blew g*ats.

Glad to see the Lions reached for a guard in the first round that played at football powerhouse South Dakota State.....Goooooo Jackrabbits!!!
Don't forget 2nd round pick(33rd overall) and Hall of Famer Fred Dean.
The trouble with life is there's no background music...  
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#20 | 116 days ago

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huskerdoug2009 wrote:
Wasted another 3 hours of my life last night watching WWE Raw, hoping to at least get some satisfaction seeing Paul Heyman fired yet again.  Only he didn't get fired, once again that extremely big waste of space Brock Lesnar made his once a year appearance and put 200 year old Vince McMahon thru his F-5 move.  Now with Rock,Goldust, Chris Jericho and Lesnar all making appearances the last 48 hours it seems like late 90's are back.  Time to dust off the Undertaker since Wrestlemania is just around the corner.
OMG!   Have you seen this video?   Ok, I thought everyone over the age of 18yrs old knew that Wrestling is fake! This is hysterical! 

This guy totally loses it after the ROCK wins the Title on Sunday!  Check this out!
Coach, I'm hurt. I'm not dead...  
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#21 | 116 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
I'm already missing the Ashlie, OMGs.... (sigh)


****

Oh, I saw the trailer for Beautiful Creatures. You ladies tried to trick me. No.
I can say that as chick flicks go, Josh Duhamel will probably get me to view his this year. We'll discuss when he comes uhh over.
I miss them, too...


Beaneaters...  
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#22 | 116 days ago

 cubsgirl wrote:
I am sorry.  You will be in all of our hearts and thoughts.   heart
thanks. i'll be okay in a bit. my mom and sister live where he was and they visited him many times a week. i'm more worried about them. but we move on and remember all the great moments we had.
I turned day into night...  
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#23 | 116 days ago

 Nick__ wrote:
One of the "sweetest" days in Chicago Bears history happened 38 yrs ago today!

With the 4th overall pick in the 1975 NFL Draft, the Chicago Bears select






A player and a gentleman. We all miss him .  broken heart
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#24 | 116 days ago

 It was -33 this morning, warmed up to -25 ish.  Work sucked, as I expected.  I work with bitches.

My son comes home tomorrow, about 16 hours from now.  I miss him like crazy, but then you already know this.
Coach, I'm hurt. I'm not dead...  
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#25 | 116 days ago

 Got a cup of hot tea... and watching UK trying not to have their season go down the drain,,,as for temperature.... well shorts and a t shirt is about right for 80 degrees in January....
Coach, I'm hurt. I'm not dead...  
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#26 | 115 days ago

 Up at 3:30.  Storms are 30-40 minutes away.  It could be hit or miss with the tornado warnings just south and west of here.  I went ahead and ate breakfast.  I guess that means I get 2nd breakfast later.  The Hobbits would be so proud.
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#27 | 115 days ago

 Tornado sirens at 4:15, specifically for my mom's area.  She's staying at my sister's, which doesn't put her out of the woods yet, but she's safe for now.
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