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32%d. Grizzly Adams DID have a beard
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#1 | 613 days ago

(Edited by ohwell_)
Today's agenda:

-Grocery shopping

-Attempt to snake the bathtub drain in a last, feeble attempt to avoid a plumber visit

-Throw the ball around with my son, hopefully, not knocking him out with a fast ball to the eye again.  

-Get in the frame of mind to write something about the idiotic notion of re-instituting the draft. 

And if all that gets done, World Peace.

9 putts, 1 hole.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hNZnlcOOz00#!
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#1 | 613 days ago

(Edited by ohwell_)
Today's agenda:

-Grocery shopping

-Attempt to snake the bathtub drain in a last, feeble attempt to avoid a plumber visit

-Throw the ball around with my son, hopefully, not knocking him out with a fast ball to the eye again.  

-Get in the frame of mind to write something about the idiotic notion of re-instituting the draft. 

And if all that gets done, World Peace.

9 putts, 1 hole.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hNZnlcOOz00#!
Snozberries  
#2 | 613 days ago

(Edited by icfeet)
First? Sloppy Seconds!
Happy President's day everyone!  For those of you lucky to have off.......enjoy....for those of us working...well, we'll TRY to enjoy

RANGERS WIN!!  After giving up a goal in the first 90 seconds of the game, the Rangers beat the Caps 2-1 yesterday.  They're FINALLY shooting the puck...20 shots on goal in the first period, which is higher than their total shots for some games.  The other great team, the Kings, battled yesterday but came up short.  I didn't start watching the game until the 3rd period, and they played well.  Chicago, though undefeated in regulation, didn't look "unbeatable" (maybe they did in the first period and second period).

Weather is freaky here....had snow on Friday and Saturday, then temps at 35-40 on Sunday, but the wind made it feel like it was 15-20 degrees.....4 more weeks until spring!

Here's today's pic....



Have a GREAT Prez Day!
Beaneaters...  
#3 | 613 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
hi gang..
So I had a rather not exciting weekend. I did get to check out my buddy's MMJ grow operation. I think the whole process is pretty neat-o.  From there we went to the Czech bar to watch some hockey, and I love that place because over half of the people that were there weren't speaking english and the Czech beer Staropramen is fantastic.

Who is the ad wizard who thought Philip Phillips playing at NBA all-star weekend was a good idea?
Speaking of which, I watched the first three dunkers in the slam dunk contest.  I then proceeded to look for that ear wax vacuum commercial to be entertained

The Avalanche had an epic collapse Saturday night. It.. was.. awful

I don't really have much else.  I'm only working for a couple more hours, then I'm going to the Avs-Predators game (which can be seen on NHL network at 3pm eastern.. If you see Jeremiah Johnson wearing a black Puma golf hat, that's me

stay black
#4 | 613 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
Today's agenda:

-Grocery shopping

-Attempt to snake the bathtub drain in a last, feeble attempt to avoid a plumber visit

-Throw the ball around with my son, hopefully, not knocking him out with a fast ball to the eye again.  

-Get in the frame of mind to write something about the idiotic notion of re-instituting the draft. 

And if all that gets done, World Peace.

9 putts, 1 hole.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hNZnlcOOz00#!
And all that Muhammad Ali went through would be for naught angry
Beaneaters...  
#5 | 613 days ago

Happy President's Day - i wish they wouldve kept it back to back 3 day weekends like in the 80's- and it is MUCHO FRIO in the NorthEast but I don mind- IT FEELS A LOT LIKE WINTER!!!!
Beaneaters...  
#6 | 613 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
on friday i got friendly with a guy who's a close relative to one of the dudes from men in black. i mean looks and sounds...exactly like him. rumor has it though, he denies the relation to old so-and-so and gets mad at the mention of "his" name and he is weird about pictures of his face because apparently "he's hiding." at the end of the day though, i can pretend it's actually so-and-so texting me and i get all flustered.


and i did get him to say one of my favorite lines from the fugitive..."i don't care!" (orgasm.) i found he's a very exploitable drunk.



not a whole lot else matters from my weekend. 
Grizzly Adams DID have a beard  
#7 | 613 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Boo-tay-yah!

Went to Wisconsin on Saturday to see some of my family, from my mom's side. This is the crazy side of my 2 family's!  We all met up at my one Aunt's home and my 2 uncles, my mom and I drank and played cards from 3pm until a little after midnight, before my I took one of my other Aunt's and my Mom back to my 2nd Aunt's house, where we spent the night.

Got home yesterday in time to watch the 2nd and 3rd period of the BHAWKS - LA KINGS game!   3-2 HAWKS!  That's 15 in a row with at least 1 point (12-0-3 - 27 pts).  1 more to tie the record and 2 more games to break the record.  This streak, as a BHAWKS fan, is sooo cool to witness.

No work today, but, I have to log on and put in about 3-4 hours.  I have a timeline approaching on Wednesday and some excel crap that I need to finish. 

Laters!

Beaneaters...  
#8 | 613 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
on friday i got friendly with a guy who's a close relative to one of the dudes from men in black. i mean looks and sounds...exactly like him. rumor has it though, he denies the relation to old so-and-so and gets mad at the mention of "his" name and he is weird about pictures of his face because apparently "he's hiding." at the end of the day though, i can pretend it's actually so-and-so texting me and i get all flustered.


and i did get him to say one of my favorite lines from the fugitive..."i don't care!" (orgasm.) i found he's a very exploitable drunk.



not a whole lot else matters from my weekend. 
I see TLJ around town.  Your man looks MUCH younger.   


Oh and the people in the back are ruining my laundry plans.
Why or why must they do 7 loads on Hand wash and air fluff their sh*t?      What is the effin point?
Snozberries  
#9 | 613 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
And all that Muhammad Ali went through would be for naught angry
No, you can still sh*t your pants like Ted Nugent and not serve, OR go on a missions trip like Mitt Romney and spread a fake religion.
Snozberries  
#10 | 613 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
No, you can still sh*t your pants like Ted Nugent and not serve, OR go on a missions trip like Mitt Romney and spread a fake religion.
interesting
Beaneaters...  
#11 | 613 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
I see TLJ around town.  Your man looks MUCH younger.   


Oh and the people in the back are ruining my laundry plans.
Why or why must they do 7 loads on Hand wash and air fluff their sh*t?      What is the effin point?
this guy is like, someone put the tlj i fell in love with in a time capsule to be opened at an age where i could appreciate him the way he was intended to be. he corrected my daddy (who knows everything) on something mathematical or physics-y. pfffff...
Grizzly Adams DID have a beard  
#12 | 613 days ago
Nick__ (+)

R.I.P  - LA LAKERS owner Jerry Busse

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/longtime-lakers-owner-buss-dead-79-article-1.1266948?localLinksEnabled=false
Beaneaters...  
#13 | 613 days ago

So many old people are on the verge of getting cussed the f*** out.
Crazy Ricktatorship  
#14 | 613 days ago

In honor of Presidents Day I give you Abe Lincoln riding a bear while holding a machine gun

Grizzly Adams DID have a beard  
#15 | 613 days ago

Grizzly Adams DID have a beard  
#16 | 613 days ago

In a depressive mood for some reason today. Oh well.

My attention for today was to head into town and try the new Jewish deli that's supposed to have killer pastrami sandwiches. Did I? No, of course not. Why? Because I was not willing to wait a half hour for a table. Thus, I tried Shake Shack for the first time.

The original overnight visit of my sisters was just essentially a long lunch yesterday because of attitude problems at home (they're 12 and 9, so it's inevitable such things will happen). They were not happy about it, but it's no one's fault but their own. The younger one told me to get a life, and the older one told me to a get a wife. Fat chance of either of those happening.
#17 | 613 days ago

When the smoke smell coming from you is so strong that I almost puke, I should be able to Oust you from head to toe and tell you to GTFO!

jesus f***ing christ.
Crazy Ricktatorship  
#18 | 613 days ago

i'm dying. i just discovered a jewish gossip site called jewcy because i found out woody allen is suing american apparel (OMG)

here's just a few of the sidelines:
ALSO ON JEWCY
Kosher Salt: Introducing My Non-Jewish Fiancé
My Jewish Love/Hate Relationship with Food
Dr. Ruth’s Valentine’s Day Advice
Was Bob Marley's Father Jewish?
Watch Hasidic Band Bulletproof Stockings Rock Out on AOL
Grizzly Adams DID have a beard  
#19 | 613 days ago

Hello everyone.  Had a great weekend, Zac Brown band put on a hell of a concert and, Beautiful creatures is a pretty decent movie.  I bought my tickets to Wrigley and I will be home Aug 12th thru the 16th.   I get to see the Cubs play the Reds. I am so excited I have not been home in 12 years. smiley


So, get ready you Chicago Q friends. yes
Grizzly Adams DID have a beard  
#20 | 613 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
When the smoke smell coming from you is so strong that I almost puke, I should be able to Oust you from head to toe and tell you to GTFO!

jesus f***ing christ.
Ashlie, are you ok? 
Grizzly Adams DID have a beard  
#21 | 613 days ago

"Family Day" in Alberta today so I`m taking the family to the beach! No crowds this time of year...Love it! smiley
#22 | 613 days ago

I'm stlll a germy petrie dish of bacteria.  Theamoxicillin will hopefully kick in soon.  Meantime, I'm still waiting for my head to explode.

How the f**k is Josh Duhamel so much hotter in the movies than in the candid shots of him that wind up on the interwebs?

If the opposite of pro is con, then it makes perfect sense that we have congress instead of progress.

And I leave youwith a little Monty Python.  Ladies and men, from The Meaning of Life:

Oh Lord, please don't burn us
Don't grill or toast your flock
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock
Don't braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok
Oh please don't lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat
Don't fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat
And please don't stick thy servants Lord
In a Rotiss-o-mat.
#23 | 613 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
So many old people are on the verge of getting cussed the f*** out.
You mean like me?
Beaneaters...  
#24 | 613 days ago

(Edited by Debi_L)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
hi gang..
So I had a rather not exciting weekend. I did get to check out my buddy's MMJ grow operation. I think the whole process is pretty neat-o.  From there we went to the Czech bar to watch some hockey, and I love that place because over half of the people that were there weren't speaking english and the Czech beer Staropramen is fantastic.

Who is the ad wizard who thought Philip Phillips playing at NBA all-star weekend was a good idea?
Speaking of which, I watched the first three dunkers in the slam dunk contest.  I then proceeded to look for that ear wax vacuum commercial to be entertained

The Avalanche had an epic collapse Saturday night. It.. was.. awful

I don't really have much else.  I'm only working for a couple more hours, then I'm going to the Avs-Predators game (which can be seen on NHL network at 3pm eastern.. If you see Jeremiah Johnson wearing a black Puma golf hat, that's me

stay black
Speaking of....

A couple was having drinks and proceeded to a discussion over who enjoys sex more.  The man insisted that men enjoy sex more. "After all", he said, "why do we try so hard to get it?? Why do we think about it every few minutes of every day?  Why do we always have our hands down our..."
"Wait" said the woman, "we women definitely love sex much morrrrrrrrrrrrrrre than you men do!"  

The battle went back and forth for a while until the woman said

"let me put it to you this way.  If you have an itchy ear, you put your finger in it and wiggle it around a while then take it out.  What feels better, the finger, or the ear?"
Snozberries  
#25 | 613 days ago

I don't understand taking President's Day off from work, I'd rather celebrate the day by earning "dead presidents"


I spent half an hour of my lunch break driving around in circles, all I wanted was a g*dd*mn#d cheeseburger!




Institutionalized - Suicidal Tendencies

I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything, but then again I was thinking about nothing. And then my mom came in, and I didn't even know she was there. She called my name and I didn't hear her and then she started screaming “Mike, Mike!” And I go “what? What's the matter?” She goes “what's the matter with you?” I go “there's nothing wrong, mom.” Shes all “don't tell me that! You're on drugs!” I go “no mom, I'm not on drugs. I'm ok, I'm just thinking, you know? Why don't you get me a Pepsi?” She goes “No! You're on drugs!” I go “mom, I'm ok. I'm just thinking.” She goes “No! You're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't be acting that way!” I go “mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!” And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

They give you a white shirt with long sleeves!
Tied around your back, you're treated like thieves!
Drug you up because they're lazy!
It's too much work to help a crazy!

I'm not crazy - IN AN INSTITUTION!!!
You're the one who's crazy - IN AN INSTITUTION!!!
You're driving me crazy - IN AN INSTITUTION!!!
#26 | 613 days ago

cubsgirl wrote:
Ashlie, are you ok? 
That wasn't clear? :/
Crazy Ricktatorship  
#27 | 613 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
You mean like me?
No, sexy gets a pass.
Crazy Ricktatorship  
#28 | 613 days ago

My uncle has made it into the Rockabilly Hall of Fame (who knew that existed?) and was featured on KET (PBS) a few days ago.  Here's the link, if ya care:
http://www.ket.org/cgi-bin/cheetah/watch_video.pl?nola=kkyli_001811
#29 | 613 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
You mean like me?
Yah, I was going to ask that too but, I knew she'd say yes.  frown
Grizzly Adams DID have a beard  
#30 | 613 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
That wasn't clear? :/
Just thinking maybe you needed to really vent. cheeky
Grizzly Adams DID have a beard  
#31 | 613 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
My uncle has made it into the Rockabilly Hall of Fame (who knew that existed?) and was featured on KET (PBS) a few days ago.  Here's the link, if ya care:
http://www.ket.org/cgi-bin/cheetah/watch_video.pl?nola=kkyli_001811
Very cool.
Snozberries  
#32 | 613 days ago

Even at 32, I still got it at the bar
#33 | 613 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Even at 32, I still got it at the bar
Child, please.

And, of course you do. smiley
Snozberries  
#34 | 613 days ago

Kenne wrote:
I don't understand taking President's Day off from work, I'd rather celebrate the day by earning "dead presidents"


I spent half an hour of my lunch break driving around in circles, all I wanted was a g*dd*mn#d cheeseburger!




Institutionalized - Suicidal Tendencies

I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything, but then again I was thinking about nothing. And then my mom came in, and I didn't even know she was there. She called my name and I didn't hear her and then she started screaming “Mike, Mike!” And I go “what? What's the matter?” She goes “what's the matter with you?” I go “there's nothing wrong, mom.” Shes all “don't tell me that! You're on drugs!” I go “no mom, I'm not on drugs. I'm ok, I'm just thinking, you know? Why don't you get me a Pepsi?” She goes “No! You're on drugs!” I go “mom, I'm ok. I'm just thinking.” She goes “No! You're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't be acting that way!” I go “mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!” And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

They give you a white shirt with long sleeves!
Tied around your back, you're treated like thieves!
Drug you up because they're lazy!
It's too much work to help a crazy!

I'm not crazy - IN AN INSTITUTION!!!
You're the one who's crazy - IN AN INSTITUTION!!!
You're driving me crazy - IN AN INSTITUTION!!!
They put me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
Get me some professional help
Save me from the enemy, MYSELF!
#35 | 613 days ago
Nick__ (+)

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Even at 32, I still got it at the bar
What do you mean 'at age 32" ?!?!  Bitch, you've just begun!

The key is to still have it, like Beans, Laurel, Marcus and I do when you reach your 40's! laugh
Beaneaters...  
#36 | 612 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
What do you mean 'at age 32" ?!?!  Bitch, you've just begun!

The key is to still have it, like Beans, Laurel, Marcus and I do when you reach your 40's! laugh
He means we're almost old. :) dammit. 


Your age doesn't show. Don't be ashamed of your oldness. Embrace it. Plus you and cousin mike both can't be 2012 years old.

(note: i say "oldness" but i have no clue how old you actually are...)


Glenda, thanks, I didn't want to vent just needed to yell or puke. :)
Crazy Ricktatorship  
#37 | 612 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
He means we're almost old. :) dammit. 


Your age doesn't show. Don't be ashamed of your oldness. Embrace it. Plus you and cousin mike both can't be 2012 years old.

(note: i say "oldness" but i have no clue how old you actually are...)


Glenda, thanks, I didn't want to vent just needed to yell or puke. :)
Since I stopped counting at 36... I'm always 36 ;)
blah blah blah  
#38 | 612 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
ironhead_mike wrote:
Since I stopped counting at 36... I'm always 36 ;)
Yeah, I've noticed that all of you menfolk with no ages shown are over 35. I'm thinking you're all catfishing it and are really 67 trolling for 20. You go get em! Rawr! lol
Crazy Ricktatorship  
#39 | 612 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
What do you mean 'at age 32" ?!?!  Bitch, you've just begun!

The key is to still have it, like Beans, Laurel, Marcus and I do when you reach your 40's! laugh
indecision




angry
Grizzly Adams DID have a beard  
#40 | 612 days ago

cubsgirl wrote:
indecision




angry
Yeah Glenda I caught that too...F***k it!
We got it! We just don't flaunt it, til we do!
Grizzly Adams DID have a beard  
#41 | 612 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Yeah Glenda I caught that too...F***k it!
We got it! We just don't flaunt it, til we do!
Oh Jen, I flaunt .  wink
Grizzly Adams DID have a beard  
#42 | 612 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Yeah, I've noticed that all of you menfolk with no ages shown are over 35. I'm thinking you're all catfishing it and are really 67 trolling for 20. You go get em! Rawr! lol
Guess she told me :P
blah blah blah  
#43 | 612 days ago

ironhead_mike wrote:
Guess she told me :P
Not really, I know you are dreamy IRL.
Crazy Ricktatorship  
#44 | 612 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
cubsgirl wrote:
indecision




angry
Ok...Ok..... sorry that I UNINTENTIONALLY missed some of you.  If I listed everyone, my post would be HUGE!  cheeky

Plus, I've already accepted the fact that I can't please everyone on here, so, no point of even trying. 
Beaneaters...  
#45 | 612 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Ok...Ok..... sorry that I UNINTENTIONALLY missed some of you.  If I listed everyone, my post would be HUGE!  cheeky

Plus, I've already accepted the fact that I can't please everyone on here, so, no point of even trying. 
That's why you never call names, son.
Crazy Ricktatorship  
#46 | 612 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
kobe_lova wrote:
That's why you never call names, son.
Paaaaa-lease!   I created that rule and here I am breaking it.  

Go**amn favortisms!  lmao! cheeky  Kind of like how certain people pay recognition to certain peoples posts, no matter what they write, and ignore others no matter what the other person writes.  wink
Beaneaters...  
#47 | 612 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Ok...Ok..... sorry that I UNINTENTIONALLY missed some of you.  If I listed everyone, my post would be HUGE!  cheeky

Plus, I've already accepted the fact that I can't please everyone on here, so, no point of even trying. 
lmao.   You're cute when you're squirming.  heart
Grizzly Adams DID have a beard  
#48 | 612 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Paaaaa-lease!   I created that rule and here I am breaking it.  

Go**amn favortisms!  lmao! cheeky  Kind of like how certain people pay recognition to certain peoples posts, no matter what they write, and ignore others no matter what the other person writes.  wink
Story of my life. G**amn favoritism!
Crazy Ricktatorship  
#49 | 612 days ago
Nick__ (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
Story of my life. G**amn favoritism!
I know.......f**kers!   laugh




PS - I wonder how many people will actually take me seriously?!?!  LMAO!
Beaneaters...  

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