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F/E 2/21 (Edited 02/21/13 12:10PM by kobe_lova)
Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 
 
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| Closed on 03/15/13 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
15 Fans 
0%a. The only thing I prescribe is cranberry and vodka...
7%b. Jesus H. bald-headed Christ!
33%c. I got nothing...
0%d. You can't eat just one....
13%e. Intellectual badass...
13%f. Captain Jack Sparrow...
33%g. Beans...

 &nbp;
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#7 | 607 days ago

I feel like I'm posting in the future



The Avalanche played awful last night but managed to win.. Hooray!

I really don't have much else. Hockey tonight, possibly End of Watch when I get home.. Need to make some Oscar picks.
Jesus H. bald-headed Christ!   
  
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#1 | 607 days ago

 My coffee tastes like breakfast on July 13th 1989.
 
Mom says I have to have something to eat before going outside.. so I pour some cheerios cause that’s all the cereal mom will buy.. we’ve got it all figured out.  A bowl of cereal, milk, cut up strawberries and ¼ sugar.  That’ll teach her.
 
Poured the cereal and the cheerios dust blows up in your face.
 
IAN!!!!!!!
 
He took all but a handful oh o’s.  jerk.  You add the strawberries and milk, pile on the sugar.
 
Eat the strawberries covered in sugar first cause you can still see the glorious sugar glisten in the sun.
 
You look at your bowl, tan milk with a pile of soggy granulation goodness in the middle.
 
Bottoms up.
 
MOM I’LL BE OUTSIDE.
Captain Jack Sparrow...  
#2 | 607 days ago

We are having an ice storm. They promised us a wintry mix, did I get a wintry mix?  Hell No. All we are getting is ice.  angry


And ice sucks. There is no having fun with it what so ever. All there is with it is, loss of electricity, branches on trees falling and hoping not thru your house if I may add. 





Have a good day. smiley
Beans...  
#3 | 607 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Work is kicking my ass!

We are also expecting a Winter Storm, starting tonight and ending sometime tomorrow evening.  They are calling for 3-5 inches of snow with a freezing rain mixture.  Glad I am working from home today and tomorrow.

So, yesterday, I mentioned and posted a video about this ahole from the VAN Canucks that elbowed one of the Blackhawk players in the back of the head, well, the NHL responded by giving this clown a 1 game suspension.....that's it!!!  Just 1 game. And the league stated that it was a reckless, careless and forceful hit, but, yet, 1 game only!  Now, bare in mind that this was this ahole's first offense, but, what pisses me off is that last year, one of our guys (D.Keith), who is not a dirty player at all, received a 5 game suspension for doing the same thing to one of the SEDIN SISTERS! (Daniella).  It was his first offense as well. I'm not sure why Chicago and their players keep getting disrespected by the NHL and why Vancouver and their players continue to be protected by the NHL?  Keep in mind, this guy also cross checked a ref not too long ago and no discipline was handed out for that!  It is illegal for any player to touch, push, trip or cross check a referee!

I leave you with this

Intellectual badass...  
#4 | 607 days ago

Did I miss 4 days? It's the 25th already!
Intellectual badass...  
#5 | 607 days ago

(Edited by icfeet)
FIFTH on the 25TH!!!!  My daughter will be happy, because she'll be 21 on the 26th!

Morning Q'ers!  Not too much happening here in NJ....just cold again.  Was shopping at Costco last night and picked up some Zicam for my daughter....and I'll tell ya, I took some myself and I feel MUCH better today.  Mind over matter?  I think maybe...but as long as the nose stops running, I'm happy

Here's today's pic....



Have a GREAT Thursday (or, 25th as the poll says)
Beans...  
#6 | 607 days ago

Jeff Carter is a sexy beast. (It still amazes me that Philly gave both Richards and him up.)

This made me laugh. Missing SKATE BLADE!

Beans...  
#7 | 607 days ago

I feel like I'm posting in the future



The Avalanche played awful last night but managed to win.. Hooray!

I really don't have much else. Hockey tonight, possibly End of Watch when I get home.. Need to make some Oscar picks.
Jesus H. bald-headed Christ!   
#8 | 607 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Jeff Carter is a sexy beast. (It still amazes me that Philly gave both Richards and him up.)

This made me laugh. Missing SKATE BLADE!

I've snapped skate blades before, it is an awful feeling trying to get to the bench
Jesus H. bald-headed Christ!   
#9 | 607 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I've snapped skate blades before, it is an awful feeling trying to get to the bench
OH...I can only imagine. Still.....it made me giggle.
Beans...  
#10 | 607 days ago

DAYTONA!!!!!!!

Carry on.
Captain Jack Sparrow...  
#11 | 607 days ago

SNARFBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

mail
Captain Jack Sparrow...  
#12 | 607 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
Subfilter Throwback Thursday: /f/dafuqdude (inspired by the 1-hit-wonder poll #goodjob #goodeffort)

Rick Springfiled's 'Braux Pas' anthem Jessie's Girl vis-a-vis The Outfield's 'statutory rapey' Your Love. I mean... seriously 80's, dafuq dudes!??

Here's your moment of zen:
Beans...  
#13 | 607 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I feel like I'm posting in the future



The Avalanche played awful last night but managed to win.. Hooray!

I really don't have much else. Hockey tonight, possibly End of Watch when I get home.. Need to make some Oscar picks.
...That OT was pretty d@mn entertaining though.

Also everything about Pitt/Philly was awesome last night. Only the 3rd Gordie Howe hat trick in the past 5 seasons, Vokoun doing Vokoun things, the save inside the net. Great game.
Beans...  
#14 | 607 days ago

Q'rs

 "i got nothing". Watching the duels, blah blah blah, it's "yawn" cause everyone is skurred about the new car...
i don't know what i am dreaming, but  apparently it is so bad, my subconscious won't let me remember in the morning.
Drink your OJ





PEACE
I got nothing...  
#15 | 607 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
...That OT was pretty d@mn entertaining though.

Also everything about Pitt/Philly was awesome last night. Only the 3rd Gordie Howe hat trick in the past 5 seasons, Vokoun doing Vokoun things, the save inside the net. Great game.
the OT was pretty damn fantastic
Jesus H. bald-headed Christ!   
#16 | 607 days ago

TIL; The Mets highest paid OF's in 2013 will be Bobby Bonilla and Jason Bay.

Then I laughed & laughed & laughed...
Beans...  
#17 | 607 days ago

The zipper on my jacket no longer zips properly. It's late February and I may have to buy a new winter jacket. *five minutes of profanity*

7 cuts from sequestration you'll really feel: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/21/news/economy/federal-budget-cuts/index.html?hpt=hp_bn3

Oh wait, government can't do anything, and all of its employees are parasites. I forgot. *rolls eyes*

Ugh, I'm pissed off. Luckily the Knope-Wyatt wedding is tonight to cheer me up.
#18 | 607 days ago

I don't know what TIL means. 
Lou Myers from A Different World died. Aww

I can't seem to get untired, and i really need a ***.

Neighbors Know My Name
Soon as we get started makin love goin harder hear a... 
(Knock knock) knocking on the wall, 
And as soon as I go deep getting it in then again there's a... 
(Knock knock) knocking on the wall, 
Girl your legs keep shakin and I swear we breakin our new headboard, headboard
And the love we make, it feels so good
Girl you know I'm proud, lookin in your lovely face
scream my name, you do it so loud


(Chorus)
I bet the neighbors know my name
Way you screamin scratchin yellin, 
Bet the neighbors know my name
They be stressin while we sexin, 
I bet the neighbors know my name
My name my name
I bet the neighbors know my name
My my my... 

Take this pillow right here (grab this)
And I know you're so excited if you bite it they won't hear
And you know just what we capable of, when we makin love
So the music gone be loud, you gone scream and shout
Girl your body's a problem, they call me the problem solver
Let phone sit on the charger, it can ring all night
They can call, they can knock, and be upset, but I bet
(Chorus)

While I be banging on yo body, they be banging on our wall
While they dreaming, you be screaming now they banging on our door
Sometimes she call me Trey, sometimes she say Tremaine
When it's all said and done bet the neighbors know my name
Sometimes she call me Trigga cause I make her body bust
They might think my name is "oh shhh", I make her cuss
(Chorus) x2

The way you scream my name (the way you scream my name)
Woah
Girl the love we make (girl the love we make)
Gone keep em bangin on the wall, but nothing's gonna change
I bet the neighbors know my name.


/she did in the dark but in the light she won't do it...
#19 | 607 days ago

Oh! Dwight Howard played his first game with the Lakers last night! They won.




F*** Bos*on!
#20 | 607 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Oh! Dwight Howard played his first game with the Lakers last night! They won.




F*** Bos*on!
wait.. what?
Jesus H. bald-headed Christ!   
#21 | 607 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
wait.. what?
I said Dwight Howard played his first game with the Lakers last night!




*Ha, I read none of the post til now. I see it was the 25th for a while, mah bad. lol
#22 | 607 days ago

Finally a Harlem Shake video worth watching!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8lnGp3hZIM
I got nothing...  
#23 | 607 days ago

(Edited by Debi_L)
My daughter went to the Dentist after school today, then I asked her if she wanted to stop in to Boston Pizza, where her brother used to work. They are like family, and most of the servers are as well.  Last week I had asked Chris about my daughter coming to work there and he said "bring her by, but make sure she doesn't just fill out an application, make sure she talks to me"  So we stopped in, and one of my favorite waitresses was in charge.  She gave us an application and my daughter filled it out, but Chris wasn't at the restaurant, so I told her we would go run our errands, then return in an hour.  That's what we did.  When we returned, Chris was just leaving and he says to her

"oh, hi, great, you need to go talk to Stephanie so she can get your paperwork.  You start Saturday."

He said it so nonchalantly and both of us kind of stood there with our mouths open.  She did her orientation, got paid for 2 hours and got her uniform already.  I am one proud momma!!!
Captain Jack Sparrow...  
#24 | 607 days ago

My right index finger is acting up lately, with twitching and feeling funny when typing or mouse scrolling. If it were any other finger, I'd be freaked that I was getting MS, ALS, or Parkinson's. However, with this finger, I know it's probably repetitive stress bought on by working at a computer all day and being addicted to the Internet at night. #victoryinthefightagainsthypochondria #imstillaloser
#25 | 607 days ago

#26 | 607 days ago

Hell must've frozen over. Yesterday it snowed in Phoenix for the first time that I can ever remember.

This is Salt River Fields near my work office, they couldn't even get practice going on due to the snow.

#27 | 607 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Hell must've frozen over. Yesterday it snowed in Phoenix for the first time that I can ever remember.

This is Salt River Fields near my work office, they couldn't even get practice going on due to the snow.

*snort*

D'ya know how many people from my neck of the woods are hanging out down in your neck of the woods to get away from the winter we normally have? 

It was 10C today and melting like crazy.  That's like 50F or something.  
Captain Jack Sparrow...  

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