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Happy birthday, Ed, wherever you may be.
Happy April to the rest of you.


| Closed on 04/16/13 at 10:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
16 Fans 
0%a. If there's something strange in your neighborhood...
13%b. At Acme Looniversity we earn our toon degree...
0%c. coriander...
31%d. What exactly is the function of a rubber duck...
25%e. I have faith. I just need proof to back it up...
6%f. Swamp Punch...
25%g. Beaneaters...

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#5 | 548 days ago

(Edited by icfeet)
FIFTH!! (Can't say "F-you, right Deb?)

Morning Q'ers!  Happy April Fool's Day!  Hope everyone had a great Easter!

Rangers are tearing at my heart right now...Back to back shutouts at the hands of Ottawa and Montreal, and it's not just that they're not shooting the puck, they are just not putting the puck into the net!  They play Losipeg...er...Winnipeg tonite at home...playoffs are on the line...

Finally warmed up a little in NJ...according to car thermometer, temp is 56 degrees today.  The sun is out, so it feels like spring.  Daffodils have been up for a few weeks..

Here's todays pic (with a bonus for the Kevin)



...and The Kevin's pic...



Have a GREAT Easter Monday!
Beaneaters...  
  
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#1 | 548 days ago

Morning, Everybodee!

Welcome to my day!!

Thank You all for coming.

Have at it!
At Acme Looniversity we earn our toon degree...  
#2 | 548 days ago

I didn't know they gave out the Theisman in men's basketball. Sorry to see his season end on a bad break!

GIF of Kevin Ware braking his leg #DukeLouisville #NCAA

Good news is that this injury will not effect his future return to basketball. He will miss a year, but there is nothing that will prevent him from playing competitive basketball again.
I have faith. I just need proof to back it up...  
#3 | 548 days ago

Good morning everyone.  smiley

I somehow missed that yesterday was Easter.  I guess since the rabbit didn't leave me any chocolate I just forgot about it.  Oh well, there's always next year. frown


(Cubs fans will get it.) 
What exactly is the function of a rubber duck...  
#4 | 548 days ago
Nick__ (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
I didn't know they gave out the Theisman in men's basketball. Sorry to see his season end on a bad break!

GIF of Kevin Ware braking his leg #DukeLouisville #NCAA

Good news is that this injury will not effect his future return to basketball. He will miss a year, but there is nothing that will prevent him from playing competitive basketball again.
Dude....that was sick!  I can't even watch it!
Beaneaters...  
#5 | 548 days ago

(Edited by icfeet)
FIFTH!! (Can't say "F-you, right Deb?)

Morning Q'ers!  Happy April Fool's Day!  Hope everyone had a great Easter!

Rangers are tearing at my heart right now...Back to back shutouts at the hands of Ottawa and Montreal, and it's not just that they're not shooting the puck, they are just not putting the puck into the net!  They play Losipeg...er...Winnipeg tonite at home...playoffs are on the line...

Finally warmed up a little in NJ...according to car thermometer, temp is 56 degrees today.  The sun is out, so it feels like spring.  Daffodils have been up for a few weeks..

Here's todays pic (with a bonus for the Kevin)



...and The Kevin's pic...



Have a GREAT Easter Monday!
Beaneaters...  
#6 | 548 days ago

sPOILER. 

RIP

Beaneaters...  
#7 | 548 days ago

wow
#8 | 548 days ago

kteacher wrote:
sPOILER. 

RIP

Wait...where did this scene come from?
#9 | 548 days ago

Happy Opening Day of baseball season!

Did you hear that the Cubs traded Starlin Castro to the Mariners for a couple prospects and a player to be named later?  Guess they don't want to end the long championship drought anytime soon.

I also am planning to call off work today.

Oh yeah, almost forgot...APRIL FOOLS!devil
I have faith. I just need proof to back it up...  
#10 | 548 days ago

Happy Monday All and congrats to all who picked the correct Final 4 this season, I am totally out of it now, only hope left is bet straight out on the title game, hope all the ladies got enough chocolate yesterday-- carry on
#11 | 548 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Wait...where did this scene come from?
I'm guessing AMC.com
What exactly is the function of a rubber duck...  
#12 | 548 days ago
Nick__ (+)

alainpeartree wrote:
Happy Monday All and congrats to all who picked the correct Final 4 this season, I am totally out of it now, only hope left is bet straight out on the title game, hope all the ladies got enough chocolate yesterday-- carry on
I heard, on the radio today, that only 47 brackets, out of some 8+ million brackets that were filled out, have the final 4 this year.

WOAH! surprise
Beaneaters...  
#13 | 548 days ago

Hi gang.. work continues to be beyond crazy so I don't have much time to be around here.. that and with the Ware gif, I really have no plans of coming back to this thread today

Happy opening day to everybody.  I have another hour of excitement left before the realization that my team is awful sets in
On the bright side, I have tickets to the home opener on Friday.. So I will be taking a half day plus off, it's supposed to be 73 degrees so all the roof top bars around the stadium will be off the chain, and this guy is gonna tie one on.

Watch the movie Holy Motors

When I'm not at work, I've been doing some home renovations.. I must say things are really going well

Go Rockies, go Astros, Go Red Sox

#14 | 548 days ago

kteacher wrote:
sPOILER. 

RIP

She's getting devoured by a zombie (a couple of months?/years? after the collapse of civilization) and chick still has glistening Panteen Pro V Plus oil treatment hair. I betcha zombie Andrea would have had the freshest ginger highlighted hair-do ever. Also her nails in that 'get out of the chair' scene were kept nice-ish. I've gone away to friends' cottages for the weekend where my GF didn't look that good on the drive home. Amazing.


RIP Andrea's hair.
Beaneaters...  
#15 | 548 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Hi gang.. work continues to be beyond crazy so I don't have much time to be around here.. that and with the Ware gif, I really have no plans of coming back to this thread today

Happy opening day to everybody.  I have another hour of excitement left before the realization that my team is awful sets in
On the bright side, I have tickets to the home opener on Friday.. So I will be taking a half day plus off, it's supposed to be 73 degrees so all the roof top bars around the stadium will be off the chain, and this guy is gonna tie one on.

Watch the movie Holy Motors

When I'm not at work, I've been doing some home renovations.. I must say things are really going well

Go Rockies, go Astros, Go Red Sox

#16 | 548 days ago

After having dinner with my ex-roomates and their kids last night, I took them up on their offer to sleep on the downstairs couch for the night.  Around 10:30pm I heard a loud thud above me, I assumed that the father had stumbled while drunk and fell as he usually does, instead I go up to see if I can help him up and realize he's fallen off the couch and is having a seizure.  Once the seizure stops, his wife's mother shows up to watch the kids while we take him to the hospital, which he refuses.  I head home, since I have no power to force him to go.  Headed over to see him at 7:30 this morning, while visiting with his wife, he still doesn't remember having one, he has another one.  I call 911 they take him to the hospital and after 4 hours their, and against doctor's wishes,(and his wife's) due to a fever and other abnormalities, he still checks himself out of the er and goes back home.  Please keep the 4 of them in your thoughts and prayers today please. 
I have faith. I just need proof to back it up...  
#17 | 548 days ago

kramer wrote:
Happy Opening Day of baseball season!

Did you hear that the Cubs traded Starlin Castro to the Mariners for a couple prospects and a player to be named later?  Guess they don't want to end the long championship drought anytime soon.

I also am planning to call off work today.

Oh yeah, almost forgot...APRIL FOOLS!devil
That was not funny.  




crying
What exactly is the function of a rubber duck...  
#18 | 548 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
I heard, on the radio today, that only 47 brackets, out of some 8+ million brackets that were filled out, have the final 4 this year.

WOAH! surprise
definitely a lot of upsets especially Michigan - just smacking down opponents left and right, let alone Wichita State
#19 | 548 days ago

Kevin, "his" name is Kevin Ware.  Even with his bone exposed (which had been covered up by this time), he called his teammates over to tell them not to worry because he will be okay.  He was much more concerned with his team winning the game and getting to the ATL (which is "his" hometown).  He had successful surgery last night, will come home to Louisville tomorrow, and will be able to travel with the team this weekend.  I was impressed with the support of Coach K and the Blue Devils.  And I was impressed with the team for pulling it together and spanking Duke by 22 points.
Later, the Lady Cards pulled off what is arguably the biggest upset in the history of the women's tournament.  They took out Baylor, who was expected to be this year's champs and were 24 point favorites.  Monique Reid became the Ice Lady last night as she sunk two very important free throws to put us ahead by one. 


This was in The Fake Edition of one of the "free" Louisville newspapers and thought it was entertaining enough to share.


P***s falls off ‘David’ statue, injures nun

David’s p***s has fallen, and it can’t get up. In a freak accident on Monday, the male sex organ on the “David (inspired by Michelangelo)” statue in front of 21c Museum Hotel detached from the gold structure and plunged 15 feet onto a tour group of nuns from St. Mary’s Academy in Bowling Green. Only one, Sister Mary Margaret, was taken to the hospital with a minor head injury. “It’s not every day we have to be on the lookout for falling johnsons,” says Sister Sarah Margaret. “In fact, a male-member is the last thing we thought we’d ever have to encounter. We have a better chance of meeting Oprah than getting pummeled by a p***s!”

The “David” statue has stood erect in front of 21c for nearly six months without incident. Hotel management has apologized to the nuns and offered them an overnight stay in the contemporary hotel. “The bar tab is on us,” says Rachel Cutler, general manager at Proof. “These ladies deserve an evening free of worry and tumbling t**ti***s.”

The p***s is scheduled to be Super Glued back onto the statue next month, once a committee has analyzed the possibility of this embarrassing event occurring again. Meanwhile, owners of The Connection nightclub have expressed interest in purchasing the misplaced member if the city decides to keep “David” neutered.



I really don't have much else today.  Thoughts and prayers are with Kevin as he heals.  He's been on my mind a lot today just because his life is such and example of selflessness, even in the worst possible conditions.  He is everything I love about my basketball team and I think his attitude speaks volumes about our programs at the University of Louisville.
#20 | 548 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Wait...where did this scene come from?
Came from my secret source. laugh
Beaneaters...  
#21 | 548 days ago

So much fun this past weekend. Centurylink, juniors hockey game, a movie in a nice theater, hanging out in the sun in Seattle (it doesn't get much prettier) Alki Beach rocks. Then yesterday the mister got the word that he's ranking up. Yay! Now the scary part...we get to move, but there's only one PNW pick left. Everything else is back on the east coast. Three cross-country trips in three years? uh...I'm not sure even I'm that adventurous...and as much as I want to leave the "town" we live in now, I don't want to leave the area - we just got back!

I was gonna post My Oh My from Macklemore but I got sidetracked. I love him so.

Return of the Mac, get em
What it is? what it does? what it is? what it isn't?
Lookin' for a better way to get up out of bed instead of getting on the internet and checking out who hit me, get up!
Thrift shop, pimp strut walking, little bit of humble, little bit of cautious
Somewhere between like Rocky and Cosby
Sweater game nope nope y’all can’t copy
Yup. Bad, moonwalking
This here, is our party
My posse's been on Broadway
And we did it, our way
Throne music, I shed my skin and put my bones into everything I record to it
And yet I’m on
Let that stage light go and shine on down
Got that Bob Barker suit game and plinko in my style
Money, stay on my craft and stick around for those pounds
But, I do that to pass the torch and put on for my town
Trust me. on my I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T sh** hustlin'
Chasing dreams since I was 14 with the four track bussing
Halfway cross that city with the backpack
Fat cat, crushin labels out here
Nah they can’t tell me nothing
We give that to the people
Spread it across the country
Labels out here
Nah they can’t tell me nothing
We give it to the people
Spread it across the country
 
Here we go back, this is the moment
Tonight is the night, we’ll fight till it’s over
So we put our hands up like the ceiling can’t hold us
Like the ceiling can’t hold us
Here we go back, this is the moment
Tonight is the night, we’ll fight till it’s over
So we put our hands up like the ceiling can’t hold us
Like the ceiling can’t hold us
 
Now can I kick it? thank you
Yeah I’m so damn grateful
I grew up, really wanted gold fronts
But that’s what you get when Wu-Tang raised you
Y’all can’t stop me
Go hard like I got an 808 in my heart beat
And I’m eating at the beat like you gave a little speed to a great white shark on shark week
Raw. Time to gone off. I'm gone!
Deuces goodbye. I got a world to see, and my girl she wanna see Rome
Ceasar will make you a believer
Nah I never ever did it for a throne
That validation comes from giving it back to the people.
Nah sing a song and it goes like
Raise those hands, this is our party
We came here to live life like nobody was watching
I got my city right behind me, if I fall, they got me
Learn from that failure gain humility and then we keep marching ourselves
 
Na na na na na na na na
And all my people say
Hey-yeah-ey-yeah-yeah
x4
 
What exactly is the function of a rubber duck...  
#22 | 548 days ago

Are spammers getting lazier and less coherent is it just me?



Dear?
important issues?
How do I know what my week is gonna be?

Who falls for this anymore? I thought they got the point right around the Y2K deal?

I'd love to have a conversation with these lunatics. It should be an episode of Catfish, right?
Beaneaters...  
#23 | 548 days ago

Hey.

Got up at 5:30 to have my son in school 30 miles north by 7:15.     Yup, no school today.  Teacher work day.  Ugh.

My grandbaby (4) was watching Strawberry Shortcake Wizard of Oz yesterday, and told me she has the "original version"
at home.  Version?  Really?   cheekySmart kid.

Marlins lost to the Nats 2-0.  Great pitching, no bats again.   Sigh.   At least they are consistent.  

Happy Opening Day!!
What exactly is the function of a rubber duck...  
#24 | 548 days ago

HE MADE THE TEAM

I HADE PEPSI

THANK YOU EASTER BUNNY
#25 | 548 days ago

Ah, baseball. Life is good again. Kind of sucks that my team isn't playing today, but oh well. I have MLB.tv this year and I'm already in love.

I decided to take a month break from booze. No, that is not an April Fools joke.
#26 | 548 days ago

Q'rs

I really have nothing....today: i don't want to be a momsisterauntfriendneighbor *sigh*






PEACE
I have faith. I just need proof to back it up...  
#27 | 548 days ago
Nick__ (+)

HEY KEVIN!!  Yeah, you, focker!







Beaneaters...  
#28 | 548 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
I didn't know they gave out the Theisman in men's basketball. Sorry to see his season end on a bad break!

GIF of Kevin Ware braking his leg #DukeLouisville #NCAA

Good news is that this injury will not effect his future return to basketball. He will miss a year, but there is nothing that will prevent him from playing competitive basketball again.
I was watching the game, but missed this live. I figured it had to be bad when they didn't show the replay. Now I can see why. Seeing that made my skin crawl.
#29 | 548 days ago

(Edited by AlwaysSunshine)
Tiger_Pride2 wrote:
I was watching the game, but missed this live. I figured it had to be bad when they didn't show the replay. Now I can see why. Seeing that made my skin crawl.
You should see the close up, which I was exposed to today without  warning.  I can handle blood and guts.  Exposed bone is a different ballgame altogether.



This is my new t-shirt b/c that's what KWare did.
#30 | 548 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
You should see the close up, which I was exposed to today without  warning.  I can handle blood and guts.  Exposed bone is a different ballgame altogether.



This is my new t-shirt b/c that's what KWare did.
Yeah....exposed bone makes me pass out too.......APRIL FOOL!!
Beaneaters...  
#31 | 547 days ago

cubsgirl wrote:
That was not funny.  




crying
I couldn't write a story that said "the Cubs are going to win the World Series this year."  I had to at least write something that sounded somewhat believable.cheeky
I have faith. I just need proof to back it up...  

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