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Remiiiix.
| Closed on 04/18/13 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
16 Fans 
6%a. Let's pretend...
6%b. Run, Forrest...
6%c. Azazel!...
38%d. They probably have special dorms for people like us
19%e. Let me blow ya mind....
6%f. Tequila!...
19%g. Beaneaters...

 &nbp;
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#1 | 380 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
i have seen something i can't unsee. james harden's "3" celebration looks like he's bl**ing invisible dudes.









 
(some invisible dudes are better-endowed than others)



 (damn)



hopefully he'll be back in the next game!
  
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#1 | 380 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
i have seen something i can't unsee. james harden's "3" celebration looks like he's bl**ing invisible dudes.









 
(some invisible dudes are better-endowed than others)



 (damn)



hopefully he'll be back in the next game!
#2 | 380 days ago

Thats incredibly wrong hand technique for a bl**job.
They probably have special dorms for people like us  
#3 | 380 days ago

Morning, Everybodee!

Not much going on here.

Just read where several in Atlanta who were involved with cheating on test scores are turning themselves in.  It appears that scores were raised to the level where bonuses were issued.   A superintendent involved at that time apparently was a Superintendent of the Year, earned a $78,000 bonus from the district for "improved" test scores. 

Man, I feel for teachers.  If your students test scores are low, you risk being canned.  If their scores improve, you get questioned and accused of cheating.   (Hmmm, you could actually be accused of cheating on both ends of the scale.)  Ugh!
They probably have special dorms for people like us  
#4 | 380 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Thats incredibly wrong hand technique for a bl**job.
woops
#5 | 380 days ago

I tried a new burger place for free yesterday. Smashed. Apparently it started out in Denver. Stoney?

Anyways, one of the guys who got it started was there. He had an interesting look that kept me entertained. 

Then, I went home and watched the Kings lose to Phoenix. indecision


P.S. Leigh, I think Harden looks like he's blowing a conch shell. 
Tequila!...  
#6 | 380 days ago

(Edited by Nick__)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i have seen something i can't unsee. james harden's "3" celebration looks like he's bl**ing invisible dudes.









 
(some invisible dudes are better-endowed than others)



 (damn)



hopefully he'll be back in the next game!



I know a few people that could give him pointers so that he excels in that category.....I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin!


Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives.

ASHLIE said, “I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does.”

LAUREL giggled and confessed, “I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft.”

LEIGH quietly sipped her whiskey until LAUREL finally asked, “Well, what do you call your boyfriend?” LEIGH frowned and said, “The postman.”

Looking puzzeled LAUREL asked, ”Why the postman?”

“Because… he always delivers late and half the time it’s in the wrong box.”

laugh

Lets' play a game!

Let me blow ya mind....  
#7 | 380 days ago

maybe if i had better form on the b***jes, the postman would pay more attention to his route.
#8 | 380 days ago

Afternoon Q'ers - 2nd week of spring and its still 30 degrees and I just got a weekend offer to go skiing- I LOVE IT"

Hope all is well in Q'Ville!!!
#9 | 380 days ago

(Edited by Nick__)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
maybe if i had better form on the b***jes, the postman would pay more attention to his route.
surprise


Practice, practice, practice!


Let me blow ya mind....  
#10 | 380 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
maybe if i had better form on the b***jes, the postman would pay more attention to his route.
Remember....mouth only and cup the ba**s.
They probably have special dorms for people like us  
#11 | 380 days ago

BURNIN FOR YOU

Home in the valley
Home in the city
Home isn't pretty
Ain't no home for me
 
Home in the darkness
Home on the highway
Home isn't my way
Home I'll never be
 
Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I can't see no reason to put up a fight
I'm living for givin' the devil his due
And I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you
I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you
 
Time is the essence
Time is the season
Time ain't no reason
Got no time to slow
 
Time everlasting
Time to play B-sides
Time ain't on my side
Time I'll never know
 
Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I'm not the one to tell you what's wrong and what's right
I've seen suns that were freezing and lives that were through
But I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you
I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you
 
Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I can't see no reason to put up a fight
I'm living for givin' the devil his due
And I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you
I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you
 
I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you
And I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you
Let me blow ya mind....  
#12 | 380 days ago

Hmm, I may have been doing it wrong.
#13 | 380 days ago

here is a start of a list of things i hate today...
Sleeves
Winter
Dry bread
Town hall meetings
Popcorn hulls
Mullets
Cold air
Shoes
Hamster wheels
Defiant dogs
Beards
Liars
Gravy
Socks
Lettuce wraps
My stupid monitor
Plastic water bottles
Skin
Microsoft excel
Whiners
Dress pants
The gap
Skunks
Amber pee
Hiders
Mud
Snow
Road salt
Pot holes
Winter
Office chairs


I'll be back
Let's pretend...  
#14 | 380 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
sports_schmorts wrote:
here is a start of a list of things i hate today...
Sleeves
Winter
Dry bread
Town hall meetings
Popcorn hulls
Mullets
Cold air
Shoes
Hamster wheels
Defiant dogs
Beards
Liars
Gravy
Socks
Lettuce wraps
My stupid monitor
Plastic water bottles
Skin
Microsoft excel
Whiners
Dress pants
The gap
Skunks
Amber pee
Hiders
Mud
Snow
Road salt
Pot holes
Winter
Office chairs


I'll be back
Whiners


uhh....

Oh, and I wanna play. I hate the heat. stupid summer is coming.
#15 | 380 days ago

I was disapointed that Rutgers coach statement from his front yard didn't have one curse, slur or whipped basketball.
[expletive deleted] weak sauce coach [homosexual slur deleted]!!

Whoa cracklin' rose get on board (I'm still giggling about all things Neil Diamond)



Here's your moment of Zen
Beaneaters...  
#16 | 380 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I was disapointed that Rutgers coach statement from his front yard didn't have one curse, slur or whipped basketball.
[expletive deleted] weak sauce coach [homosexual slur deleted]!!

Whoa cracklin' rose get on board (I'm still giggling about all things Neil Diamond)



Here's your moment of Zen
Pimps Up, Hoes Down!
Let me blow ya mind....  
#17 | 380 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Whiners


uhh....

Oh, and I wanna play. I hate the heat. stupid summer is coming.
ha, I am a different kind of whiner cause I have PMS... and hate I am filled with cream filled hate today.

I like heat, I'll send you our snow, all 645,232,356,215,001 pounds of it.. becareful cause it's dirty.

I also hate Twitter.

Really.. is it THAT important to you? 

/rant.

lol jay kay I'll be back
Let's pretend...  
#18 | 380 days ago

Those damn kids left a banana peel laying in the road again. I almost had a Mario Kartesque spin out in my car on the way back to work!
They probably have special dorms for people like us  
#19 | 380 days ago

(Edited by icfeet)
Nick__ wrote:
BURNIN FOR YOU

Home in the valley
Home in the city
Home isn't pretty
Ain't no home for me
 
Home in the darkness
Home on the highway
Home isn't my way
Home I'll never be
 
Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I can't see no reason to put up a fight
I'm living for givin' the devil his due
And I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you
I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you
 
Time is the essence
Time is the season
Time ain't no reason
Got no time to slow
 
Time everlasting
Time to play B-sides
Time ain't on my side
Time I'll never know
 
Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I'm not the one to tell you what's wrong and what's right
I've seen suns that were freezing and lives that were through
But I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you
I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you
 
Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I can't see no reason to put up a fight
I'm living for givin' the devil his due
And I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you
I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you
 
I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you
And I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you
LOVE Blue Oyster Cult....treated one of the band members a few years back (maybe 10 now)

Happy Hump Day!  Still cold....no snow, but still cold.   

Rangers playing tonite against the Penguins...and Yanks against the Red Sawks.....same time...will watch hockey

Here's today's pic...enjoy!



Have a great Hump Day
Beaneaters...  
#20 | 380 days ago

i'm having the kind of day where i just hate everyone & everything & no one & i mean no one can do anything right by my standards today. 


Bright Note: Tigers are on. 
Let me blow ya mind....  
#21 | 380 days ago

icfeet wrote:
LOVE Blue Oyster Cult....treated one of the band members a few years back (maybe 10 now)

Happy Hump Day!  Still cold....no snow, but still cold.   

Rangers playing tonite against the Penguins...and Yanks against the Red Sawks.....same time...will watch hockey

Here's today's pic...enjoy!



Have a great Hump Day
Please tell me it was this member of Blue Oyster Cult
Beaneaters...  
#22 | 380 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Please tell me it was this member of Blue Oyster Cult
Let me blow ya mind....  
#23 | 380 days ago

do any of y'all have vodka flashbacks, where you're just doing your thing and all of a sudden you're like (blink!) "oh my god, i am soo glad...."

a. i didn't do that
b. that didn't pan out
3. beans

p.s. astros playing the rubbermatch businessman special. here you go.
#24 | 380 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
I may need to take another look into what shows up on my background check. I keep hearing this from potential employers.



Falcons sign Brian Banks.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57577708/brian-banks-football-player-exonerated-in-rape-case-signs-with-atlanta-falcons/
They probably have special dorms for people like us  
#25 | 380 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Please tell me it was this member of Blue Oyster Cult
Due to HIPAA regulations, I cannot say who it was...however...I CAN tell you it was NOT him...
Beaneaters...  
#26 | 380 days ago

I'm still full of basketball love today.  Oh, and twice baked custard filled french toast that I decided to have for lunch today.  Now I'm wearing maple syrup and wishing I had stashed some french toast somewhere.
#27 | 380 days ago

(Edited by Nick__)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
do any of y'all have vodka flashbacks, where you're just doing your thing and all of a sudden you're like (blink!) "oh my god, i am soo glad...."

a. i didn't do that
b. that didn't pan out
3. beans

p.s. astros playing the rubbermatch businessman special. here you go.
I may have had that with Tequila or Jagermeister, but mine was more along the lines of "oh my god, I can't believe 

a) I just did that
b) I don't remember doing that
c) Where did my shirt go and why is that bouncer throwing me out of the bar without it.
d) why do I have dollar bills stuffed in my pants?
Let me blow ya mind....  
#28 | 380 days ago

 So I got up to go get water and a snack cause my lunch was horrific and I am starving. After getting some water I pass the bathroom and realize I should go cause I have to pee.  Place my cup outside on the fountain and tinkle.  Go to the break room to find a snack I couldn’t decide between sweet and salty so I got them both.  Chocolate and popcorn.  Come back to my desk and start in on the popcorn and my work and about half way through the bar reach for my water.
 
Mother father.
 
It’s outside the bathroom. 
 
I’ve had it at this point, I’m ready to throw my keyboard and on the verge of tears when “Squirrel Nut Zipper – Put a Lid on it” comes on.  After I dance in my chair I get up and go get my water.
 
Ladies and Gentlemen..
 
PMS.
 
And I’m not even bleeding out my baby hole yet.
 
Fellas..line starts over there.
Let's pretend...  
#29 | 380 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
 So I got up to go get water and a snack cause my lunch was horrific and I am starving. After getting some water I pass the bathroom and realize I should go cause I have to pee.  Place my cup outside on the fountain and tinkle.  Go to the break room to find a snack I couldn’t decide between sweet and salty so I got them both.  Chocolate and popcorn.  Come back to my desk and start in on the popcorn and my work and about half way through the bar reach for my water.
 
Mother father.
 
It’s outside the bathroom. 
 
I’ve had it at this point, I’m ready to throw my keyboard and on the verge of tears when “Squirrel Nut Zipper – Put a Lid on it” comes on.  After I dance in my chair I get up and go get my water.
 
Ladies and Gentlemen..
 
PMS.
 
And I’m not even bleeding out my baby hole yet.
 
Fellas..line starts over there.
at least you don't have another human being growing inside of you pushing on everything & making everything uncomfortable. cheeky
believe it or not...i might actually take PMS over the process of growing a baby any day of the week...although...the not PMS thing while you're pregnant is nice...so i guess when it comes down to it...i'm conflicted LOL 
Let me blow ya mind....  
#30 | 380 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
 So I got up to go get water and a snack cause my lunch was horrific and I am starving. After getting some water I pass the bathroom and realize I should go cause I have to pee.  Place my cup outside on the fountain and tinkle.  Go to the break room to find a snack I couldn’t decide between sweet and salty so I got them both.  Chocolate and popcorn.  Come back to my desk and start in on the popcorn and my work and about half way through the bar reach for my water.
 
Mother father.
 
It’s outside the bathroom. 
 
I’ve had it at this point, I’m ready to throw my keyboard and on the verge of tears when “Squirrel Nut Zipper – Put a Lid on it” comes on.  After I dance in my chair I get up and go get my water.
 
Ladies and Gentlemen..
 
PMS.
 
And I’m not even bleeding out my baby hole yet.
 
Fellas..line starts over there.
You make me hard.
They probably have special dorms for people like us  
#31 | 380 days ago

I'm not going to be able to handle it...
#32 | 380 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
You make me hard.
obviously.
Let's pretend...  
#33 | 380 days ago

i'm soft  frown
Let me blow ya mind....  
#34 | 380 days ago

Oh my gosh
Let me blow ya mind....  
#35 | 380 days ago

I should just cut n paste jason and schmorts convo into Capt's raunchy comedy thread to be a troll.

Who's on first?

BLOOD IN MY BABY HOLE!!!!!!



I luv the ole timey bits.
Beaneaters...  
#36 | 380 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
Am I really the only one who is going to reference Workaholics with this James Harden thing? Threes are supposed to be tight butthole and he's giving the loose butthole sign




James Harden fail...

#37 | 380 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
obviously.
Wanna go make a bastard before you start bleeding?
They probably have special dorms for people like us  
#38 | 380 days ago

kteacher wrote:
I tried a new burger place for free yesterday. Smashed. Apparently it started out in Denver. Stoney?

Anyways, one of the guys who got it started was there. He had an interesting look that kept me entertained. 

Then, I went home and watched the Kings lose to Phoenix. indecision


P.S. Leigh, I think Harden looks like he's blowing a conch shell. 
Smashburger? Place is legit.. Get the double green chili burger.. #boom
#39 | 380 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Wanna go make a bastard before you start bleeding?
'Bastard before you start bleeding' is on second.

#LeRimshot
Beaneaters...  
#40 | 380 days ago

:|
#41 | 380 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Smashburger? Place is legit.. Get the double green chili burger.. #boom
Hmmmmm....I tried a Mex-burger.

Is that on the menu by you? If not, geographic profiling is happening. 
Tequila!...  
#42 | 380 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Hmmmmm....I tried a Mex-burger.

Is that on the menu by you? If not, geographic profiling is happening. 
it is..
The Colorado is the one with Green Chiles, and the Spicy Baja is also really good
doin it and doin it and doin it well
#43 | 380 days ago

(Edited by AlwaysSunshine)
Kevin Ware's interview today on SportsCenter.  Getcha tissues ready.
Every once in a while, fate brings things together and magic happens.  Add in some

Character
Attitude
Respect
Discipline and
Strength

and it goes to a whole new level.
#44 | 380 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
it is..
The Colorado is the one with Green Chiles, and the Spicy Baja is also really good
doin it and doin it and doin it well
Interesting. 

Do you know the dude who started it? He dresses interesting. 
Tequila!...  
#45 | 379 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Interesting. 

Do you know the dude who started it? He dresses interesting. 
I do know he has a remarkable head of hair
#46 | 379 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I do know he has a remarkable head of hair
YES. It's very "Dude-ish."
Tequila!...  
#47 | 379 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Wanna go make a bastard before you start bleeding?
you know I can't resist when you talk so purdy.
Let's pretend...  

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