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| Closed on 05/02/13 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
18 Fans 
6%a. You don't want it...
22%b. long live the king...
6%c. Special seasonings...
28%d. you live, you should learn..
28%e. grrrrrr
0%f. madras...
11%g. Beaneaters...

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#2 | 470 days ago

Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

So much crap to cover, so little attention span.

First Boston, now Waco.  A $h*t plant in Waco blew smooth the f**k up last night, killing an as yet undisclosed number of people, and leveling houses and buildings nearby.  I'm really hoping this was an accident, but it has been declared a crime scene, so we just have to wait and see.

Anybody catch the look on Choo-Choo- Joe's face yesterday at Barry's press conference announcing their utter @ss whoopin on gun control?  He could barely hold back the tears.  PRICELESS.

What's thick and gooey and loaded full of protein?

Peanut butter, you twisted f**kers.

Draft day is coming soon.  I can't wait to see how JJ completely f**ks this one up.

That's all for you today.

You've been edJACKated!
long live the king...  
  
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#1 | 470 days ago

Happy thursday Q'ville - its a sun shiny day in the Apple and tthe scenery is becoming lovelier each warming day, other than that I say "carry on",,, ttyl
#2 | 470 days ago

Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

So much crap to cover, so little attention span.

First Boston, now Waco.  A $h*t plant in Waco blew smooth the f**k up last night, killing an as yet undisclosed number of people, and leveling houses and buildings nearby.  I'm really hoping this was an accident, but it has been declared a crime scene, so we just have to wait and see.

Anybody catch the look on Choo-Choo- Joe's face yesterday at Barry's press conference announcing their utter @ss whoopin on gun control?  He could barely hold back the tears.  PRICELESS.

What's thick and gooey and loaded full of protein?

Peanut butter, you twisted f**kers.

Draft day is coming soon.  I can't wait to see how JJ completely f**ks this one up.

That's all for you today.

You've been edJACKated!
long live the king...  
#3 | 470 days ago

I have a free ticket and I just may use it to see Pain and Gain. Who knows? That movie may go in my Road House category of greatness. IN!

Oh yeah. The Senate sunk the background check for guns. I don't get it. (And I'm not asking for anyone to explain it to me.) I hate people. 

I'm really pulling for #Lumbus to get into the NHL playoffs, and they can get back to their push AFTER tonight.....when they play the Kings. Go KINGS!!!

I love pineapple.
grrrrrr  
#4 | 470 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
wink
grrrrrr  
#5 | 470 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
angry
grrrrrr  
#6 | 470 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
I am seriously asking if you can keep me in your thoughts.  I'm having some major and serious issues with regards to my son and his mom.....AGAIN!  If I'm not in the ER due to stress, anxiety or having some kind of heart condition, I will be surprised!!  

Checking on legal actions right now and I could use some good vibes sent my way.....please!  Thank you!   frown




Now, back to our normal televised program

grrrrrr  
#7 | 470 days ago

News I saw this morning says they are investigating whether the West, TX explosion is a criminal act or an accident, but so far "nothing points definitively" in either direction.  There is just too much debris everywhere.  I saw somewhere that on April 17, 1947 there was a Fertilizer plant explosion in TX, resulting in 581 deaths.  It was the worst disaster in US history at that point.

I'm watching Willy Wonka - the original.  Gene Wilder was a genius!
you live, you should learn..  
#8 | 470 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

So much crap to cover, so little attention span.

First Boston, now Waco.  A $h*t plant in Waco blew smooth the f**k up last night, killing an as yet undisclosed number of people, and leveling houses and buildings nearby.  I'm really hoping this was an accident, but it has been declared a crime scene, so we just have to wait and see.

Anybody catch the look on Choo-Choo- Joe's face yesterday at Barry's press conference announcing their utter @ss whoopin on gun control?  He could barely hold back the tears.  PRICELESS.

What's thick and gooey and loaded full of protein?

Peanut butter, you twisted f**kers.

Draft day is coming soon.  I can't wait to see how JJ completely f**ks this one up.

That's all for you today.

You've been edJACKated!
I know, right?!

F**k background checks. Every psycho out there should have a free gun issued as soon as they're old enough to hold one. 
you live, you should learn..  
#9 | 470 days ago

it's weird driving the streets of Denver at 5am

Nick, good luck buddy, I'm sending good karma waves your way

Holy sh*t!!!! was that explosion in West, TX crazy pills or what?

I think the Rockies are going to get their game in today.  It's gonna be cold as all hell, but they'll get it in

I'm with Becky, and attaching my skitch hand to the #Lumbus bandwagon.  between staying up late to watch them win and Detroit implode, I slept well

Keep your eyes open for the guy in the white hat.

Ok gang, I'm off to to job walks on the rooftops of downtown , may your day be merry and bright

#10 | 470 days ago

I'll say it.  I can't stand the Lakers and wish they would get swept in the playoffs by the Spurs.  I can't remember a year where one city's teams have spent so much money to try and win a championship  and basically has nothing but mediocre results.  Time will tell, but as of now the Lakers,Dodgers and yes the Los Angeles Angels have spent nearly as much as the U.S. deficit and likely will have nothing to show for it except a 1st round loss for the Lakers and maybe neither team makes it to the playoffs in baseball.  Also  the Clippers won't win the championship either, although they might at least get into the 2nd round.  Thank goodness the Kings won the Stanley Cup otherwise, the city might have to actually root for the 49ers to win a Superbowl to salvage even a bit of happiness. 
grrrrrr  
#11 | 470 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
I know, right?!

F**k background checks. Every psycho out there should have a free gun issued as soon as they're old enough to hold one. 
Background checks are already in place.  Try enforcing what exists in the first place.
long live the king...  
#12 | 470 days ago

(Edited by Lobotomy Jones)
Cactus_Jack wrote:
Background checks are already in place.  Try enforcing what exists in the first place.
Not at gun shows and not on the internet. And like I said...F**k background checks.
you live, you should learn..  
#13 | 470 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
The next ten days will be more interesting. Today NFL schedule release, Saturday Notre Dame spring game, next Thursday, Friday, and Saturday NFL Draft and finally also next Saturday NAU spring game. So thankful for these rays of light in this vast wasteland of boring sports known as the football offseason.
you live, you should learn..  
#14 | 470 days ago

huskerdoug2009 wrote:
I'll say it.  I can't stand the Lakers and wish they would get swept in the playoffs by the Spurs.  I can't remember a year where one city's teams have spent so much money to try and win a championship  and basically has nothing but mediocre results.  Time will tell, but as of now the Lakers,Dodgers and yes the Los Angeles Angels have spent nearly as much as the U.S. deficit and likely will have nothing to show for it except a 1st round loss for the Lakers and maybe neither team makes it to the playoffs in baseball.  Also  the Clippers won't win the championship either, although they might at least get into the 2nd round.  Thank goodness the Kings won the Stanley Cup otherwise, the city might have to actually root for the 49ers to win a Superbowl to salvage even a bit of happiness. 
Why did you start that by saying "I'll say it". Millions of people have been saying that for years. Big whoop.
#15 | 470 days ago

My clients son is CERTIFIED Paranoid Schizophrenic, who is well managed because his family is rich, but who often chooses to not take his meds because he feels "normal".  He can go to the once a month gun show here and walk right in and buy  a gun.
THAT'S STUPID, IRRESPONSIBLE and Bat shit crazy.   Good thing he watches no television, doesn't listen to the radio and doesn't read a newspaper.    Murica!

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.  Going to go out and watch my neighbor peel the leaves out of his driveway paint. 

Good Day!

 
An address to the golden door 
I was strumming on a stone again 
Pulling teeth from the pimps of gore when hatched 
A tragic opera in my mind... 
And it told of a new design 
In which every soul is duty bound 
To uphold all the statues of boredom therein lies
The fatal flaw of the red age

Because it was nothing like we'd ever dreamt 
Our lust for life had gone away with the rent we hated 
And because it made no money nobody saved no one's life.

So we burned all our uniforms 
And let nature take its course again 
And the big ones just eat all the little ones 
That sent us back to the drawing board.

In our darkest hours 
We have all asked for some 
Angel to come 
Sprinkle his dust all around 
But all our crying voices they can't turn it around 
And you've had some crazy conversations of your own.

We've got rules and maps and guns in our backs 
But we still can't just behave ourselves 
Even if to save our own lives so, says I, WE ARE A BRUTAL KIND.

Cuz this is nothing like we'd ever dreamt 
Tell Sir Thomas More we've got another failed attempt 
Cuz if it makes them money they might just give you life this time.
you live, you should learn..  
#16 | 470 days ago

That video of the explosion with the little girl and her dad in the car was the scariest thing I've ever seen on the internet. I'm not gonna link and I won't watch again either. Ugh. Rough effing week. Any other time the Ricin/Elvis impersonator/organ harvesting conspiracy lunatic would be a good 'point and laugh' before they lock him up, just not this week. Not so much.
Beaneaters...  
#17 | 470 days ago

We have some big potholes right by my house. City needs to come fix these. The potholes are becoming hungry.

you live, you should learn..  
#18 | 470 days ago

LMAO @Laurel "going out to watch my neighbor peel the leaves off his driveway paint"

I'm watching more snow melt, I hope.  It's supposed to snow Saturday, after raining tonight and all day tomorrow.  The rain should get rid of the remaining snow, only to have it return.  I think summer was last month.  *sigh*
you live, you should learn..  
#19 | 470 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Grown Ups 2 is being released sometime soon, looks like Kevin James should be thankful that Chris Farley is dead and Adam Sandler likes him. Otherwise again this year he would have had no taxable income to report to the government.
you live, you should learn..  
#20 | 470 days ago

Chuck Klosterman trying to explain what a podcast is and who he is to Bill Parcells is 90 seconds in time that may necessitate it's own 30 for 30 down the road. At one point I seriously thought it was going to take a very 'Parcellian' turn for the worse. Thankfully Chuck came out unscathed and Tuna seemed genuinely intrigued by unedited 'internet radio' interviews.
(It's at the very end, worth the listen.)
Beaneaters...  
#21 | 470 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Why did you start that by saying "I'll say it". Millions of people have been saying that for years. Big whoop.
Mostly I said it, because with all of the other teams in the western conference playoffs, only the Lakers seem to get any pub at all.  OKC gets most of whats left, and the Clippers get all the dunk highlights.  That being said the Lakers might be the 7th seed, yet might have the worst chances of winning the West and aren't even in the top 12 for winning it all.  With Kobe those numbers would have been slightly higher, but they still wouldn't have beaten Spurs,Thunder or Clippers and would have only been even odds to beat Nuggets,Grizzlies and Warriors. 

Also most people may dislike Lakers, but very few people will say they hate Lakers.  They may hate Kobe, and possibly Metta World Peace if they live in detroit, but most don't hate the others.
grrrrrr  
#22 | 470 days ago

Ticket purchased for Iron Maiden with Megadeth September 3rd here in Raleigh.
long live the king...  
#23 | 470 days ago

welp, this week has been exhausting and stupid, so i'm uplifting this prayer to all the wiz gods for next week.

word on waco is, the firefighters putting water on the fire was actually putting fuel on it because of the sulfur something-or-other content. so what started out as a bad blaze got complicated by the help. i dunno if that's true. it's just what i've heard. not that it really matters. the plant exploded for whatever reason and it's ugly.

on a lighter note, i am looking at the ad below this box and it's for something called the "belief-o-matic" which made me snort. also, i made peanut butter brownie puppy chow last night. sam the dog is miffed though cause he's like "dude, stop calling it puppy chow if i ain't gettin any." and i'm like "but sam the dog, this could make your tummy upset." but he doesn't care. kids. amiright?

here is a link to my pinterest fart board if you're in need of a laugh. 
#24 | 470 days ago

I bought Mulan and Mulan 2 yesterday, so while I am attempting to create an NHL game thread for tonight, I am also enjoying myself immensely smiley
you live, you should learn..  
#25 | 470 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
welp, this week has been exhausting and stupid, so i'm uplifting this prayer to all the wiz gods for next week.

word on waco is, the firefighters putting water on the fire was actually putting fuel on it because of the sulfur something-or-other content. so what started out as a bad blaze got complicated by the help. i dunno if that's true. it's just what i've heard. not that it really matters. the plant exploded for whatever reason and it's ugly.

on a lighter note, i am looking at the ad below this box and it's for something called the "belief-o-matic" which made me snort. also, i made peanut butter brownie puppy chow last night. sam the dog is miffed though cause he's like "dude, stop calling it puppy chow if i ain't gettin any." and i'm like "but sam the dog, this could make your tummy upset." but he doesn't care. kids. amiright?

here is a link to my pinterest fart board if you're in need of a laugh. 
I've heard that dogs LOVE peanut butter.
you live, you should learn..  
#26 | 470 days ago

Feet don't fail me now
Take me to the finish line
All my heart, it breaks every step that I take
But I'm hoping that the gates,
They'll tell me that you're mine
Walking through the city streets
Is it by mistake or design?
I feel so alone on a Friday night
Can you make it feel like home, if I tell you you're mine
It's like I told you honey

Don't make me sad, don't make me cry
Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough
I don't know why
Keep making me laugh,
Let's go get high
The road is long, we carry on
Try to have fun in the meantime

Come and take a walk on the wild side
Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain
You like your girls insane
Choose your last words
This is the last time
Cause you and I, we were born to die

Lost but now I am found
I can see but once I was blind
I was so confused as a little child
Tried to take what I could get
Scared that I couldn't find
All the answers, honey

Don't make me sad, don't make me cry
Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough
I don't know why
Keep making me laugh,
Let's go get high
The road is long, we carry on
Try to have fun in the meantime

Come and take a walk on the wild side
Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain
You like your girls insane
Choose your last words,
This is the last time
Cause you and I
We were born to die
We were born to die
We were born to die

Come and take a walk on the wild side
Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain
You like your girls insane

Don't make me sad, don't make me cry
Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough
I don't know why
Keep making me laugh,
Let's go get high
The road is long, we carry on
Try to have fun in the meantime

Come and take a walk on the wild side
Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain
You like your girls insane
Choose your last words
This is the last time
Cause You and I
We were born to die
We were born to die

#27 | 470 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
welp, this week has been exhausting and stupid, so i'm uplifting this prayer to all the wiz gods for next week.

word on waco is, the firefighters putting water on the fire was actually putting fuel on it because of the sulfur something-or-other content. so what started out as a bad blaze got complicated by the help. i dunno if that's true. it's just what i've heard. not that it really matters. the plant exploded for whatever reason and it's ugly.

on a lighter note, i am looking at the ad below this box and it's for something called the "belief-o-matic" which made me snort. also, i made peanut butter brownie puppy chow last night. sam the dog is miffed though cause he's like "dude, stop calling it puppy chow if i ain't gettin any." and i'm like "but sam the dog, this could make your tummy upset." but he doesn't care. kids. amiright?

here is a link to my pinterest fart board if you're in need of a laugh. 
Yeah i read that the water probably broke down into Hydrogen & Oxygen and combined with Amonia or Ammonium (NH3 which created NH4 & O? I'm not that good at chemistry) and was probably an accelerant...


PS: Your pinterest doesn't have one pic of you in a nice sweater sitting around the house or pretending to be on the phone or pointing at the camera? Sammy Sosa and I are somewhat disappointed.
Beaneaters...  
#28 | 470 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
I've heard that dogs LOVE peanut butter.
and poop! which brings us back full circle to mike's joke. (god i love full circle)
#29 | 470 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Yeah i read that the water probably broke down into Hydrogen & Oxygen and combined with Amonia or Ammonium (NH3 which created NH4 & O? I'm not that good at chemistry) and was probably an accelerant...


PS: Your pinterest doesn't have one pic of you in a nice sweater sitting around the house or pretending to be on the phone or pointing at the camera? Sammy Sosa and I are somewhat disappointed.
My little brother is a master firefighter who's finishing high level instructor and officer training so I sent him a text asking him to break it down for me
#30 | 470 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Yeah i read that the water probably broke down into Hydrogen & Oxygen and combined with Amonia or Ammonium (NH3 which created NH4 & O? I'm not that good at chemistry) and was probably an accelerant...


PS: Your pinterest doesn't have one pic of you in a nice sweater sitting around the house or pretending to be on the phone or pointing at the camera? Sammy Sosa and I are somewhat disappointed.
yes it does, silly!

nice sweater:


sitting around the house:


pretending to be on the phone:


pointing at the camera:


am i doing this wrong?
#31 | 470 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
My little brother is a master firefighter who's finishing high level instructor and officer training so I sent him a text asking him to break it down for me
The former fire fighter in me is very curious about this, too.  We trained to use foam whenever we weren't certain of the fuel in a fire.  
you live, you should learn..  
#32 | 470 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
My little brother is a master firefighter who's finishing high level instructor and officer training so I sent him a text asking him to break it down for me
Ha my lil bro is a firefighter too and I did the same thing. 
Beaneaters...  
#33 | 470 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
The former fire fighter in me is very curious about this, too.  We trained to use foam whenever we weren't certain of the fuel in a fire.  
Debi...go here:  http://www.cardchronicle.com/2013/4/18/4239538/kevin-ware-invited-to-white-house-correspondents-dinner

You will be glad you did.

The Kentucky Derby Festival kicks off Saturday with the air show and the largest fireworks show in North America.  I can't believe the fastest two minutes of sports is just around the corner. 
#34 | 470 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
Debi...go here:  http://www.cardchronicle.com/2013/4/18/4239538/kevin-ware-invited-to-white-house-correspondents-dinner

You will be glad you did.

The Kentucky Derby Festival kicks off Saturday with the air show and the largest fireworks show in North America.  I can't believe the fastest two minutes of sports is just around the corner. 
You're right, I AM glad I did!  The thing I love about Kevin is his unassuming demeanor.  He doesn't believe he deserves anything special.  He just wanted his team to do the very best they could and not worry about him.  I want to meet him some day.

And I can't wait for the Derby.  I love the fireworks.  Don't forget to send me the link for the online show!
you live, you should learn..  
#35 | 470 days ago

I got caught in a 10 minute downpour this morning without an umbrella. If you don't see me for a few days, assume I caught pneumonia. At least wait a week or two before dancing on my grave.

I could say other things, but what's the point?
#36 | 470 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
You're right, I AM glad I did!  The thing I love about Kevin is his unassuming demeanor.  He doesn't believe he deserves anything special.  He just wanted his team to do the very best they could and not worry about him.  I want to meet him some day.

And I can't wait for the Derby.  I love the fireworks.  Don't forget to send me the link for the online show!
The whole team is like that.  It is unreal. 

I will post it.  I'm really sad that the military planes will not be able to join the airshow this year.
#37 | 470 days ago

The weather here sucks. I can't get warm.

Someone on base went off in the helo today - I'm not sure why. We're used to seeing them land out here behind our house; it's a relatively regular occurrence on base here. However, we're not used to seeing them pack someone in and take them with them. Weird. I hope everyone's okay.

Sometimes sacrifice is liberating.
long live the king...  
#38 | 470 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
The whole team is like that.  It is unreal. 

I will post it.  I'm really sad that the military planes will not be able to join the airshow this year.
I'm sure it will be great!
you live, you should learn..  
#39 | 470 days ago

Winston.  Motherf**king.  Churchill.
#40 | 470 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
Winston.  Motherf**king.  Churchill.
Okay, I'll bite.

England?  War?  Margaret Thatcher?  Kate and Wills are naming their kid Winston?  
you live, you should learn..  
#41 | 470 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
Okay, I'll bite.

England?  War?  Margaret Thatcher?  Kate and Wills are naming their kid Winston?  
I just listened to his "We will fight on the Beaches" speech and even I was ready to pop a cap in HItler's ass. 
#42 | 470 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
I just listened to his "We will fight on the Beaches" speech and even I was ready to pop a cap in HItler's ass. 
Ahhh I get it. History Channel? It's a favorite around here. Both kids get A's in History ;)
you live, you should learn..  
#43 | 469 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
Ahhh I get it. History Channel? It's a favorite around here. Both kids get A's in History ;)
It was an audio file my History professor sent for an assignment.

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