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17 Fans 
6%a. What's today?...
6%b. Stop the Madness...
41%c. Insanity is the best defense...
6%d. I'm an excellent driver...
18%e. Ride, Sally, Ride...
6%f. Baja Fog..
18%g. Beaneaters...

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#4 | 525 days ago

Morning. 
Ryan Lochte needs to become mute. It'll work better.

image

Duncan Keith makes a sexist comment or something. I don't know, nor do I care to listen to the exchange. He just lost a game he played poorly in.......don't stupid comments always come after games like this? (Of course, I've never played ice hockey and have lady bits, so I probably shouldn't comment on this. lol )
Tyler Seguin pulls out the #nohomo card and will be getting a Patrick Burke talk to. The tweet battle that ensued amused me for like 5 minutes. Patrick Burke won I think. lol 
Beaneaters...  
  
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#1 | 525 days ago

Snoop and Dre
#2 | 525 days ago

Holla at ya SWOL when you see him in the streets,

- Went for a run in the park last night.  Did a bunch of push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups, and suicides.  This honky is SOAR!

- Chicken breasts in vodka sauce with fresh broccoli and peas for dinner.  Yum to the E.

- Bulls B squad flat out embarrassed the Nets on their home floor. 

- Cubs suck more than Tiffany Towers circa 1988.

- Thinking about honey mustard chicken for dinner.  Who's jelly? 
#3 | 525 days ago

It feels a lot like winter- will you ladies please smile so the sun can come out in NYC- thank you,,,,carry on!
Insanity is the best defense...  
#4 | 525 days ago

Morning. 
Ryan Lochte needs to become mute. It'll work better.

image

Duncan Keith makes a sexist comment or something. I don't know, nor do I care to listen to the exchange. He just lost a game he played poorly in.......don't stupid comments always come after games like this? (Of course, I've never played ice hockey and have lady bits, so I probably shouldn't comment on this. lol )
Tyler Seguin pulls out the #nohomo card and will be getting a Patrick Burke talk to. The tweet battle that ensued amused me for like 5 minutes. Patrick Burke won I think. lol 
Beaneaters...  
#5 | 525 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
today i feel like a starfish who creeped two-sevenths of the seas without stopping and finally got to a shore it liked and then got stepped on by a stupid kid. i may never pull weeds again. if anyone needs me, i'll be in my head doing this all day:


also, groupon is starting to get weird. today it's offering me a value package including 65% off norton antivirus, a 2 pack of some fancy brand sports bras and "italian food."
#6 | 525 days ago

Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

Yesterf**kingday it was in the mid 70's here with no wind.  Tof**kingday it is in the low 30's and thewind is cranked to about 40 mph with gusts over 50.  We have a 30% chance of snow, and we are expecting a hard freeze tonight.

F**K YOU PUNXATAWNEY PHIL!

Now, because I am the proud owner of a small business (coffee shop) in THE United States of America, I feel it is my patriotic duty to let you guys know that sizes are small, medium, and large (possibly extra large), and not any of that other bool$h*t you've been taught by the giant coffee conglomerations.

That's it.

You've been edJACKated!
#7 | 525 days ago

Looking forward to watching on tv at least 1 out of the 2 games today between Rockies/Braves.  Also glad to hear that doctors were able to end Jason Heywards pain by removing his appendix last night.  He will undoubtedly go on the 15 day d.l. and therefore his big bat and outfield play will not be their during this series.  Hope you feel better soon Jason, and go Rockies.

Also go Nuggets tonight in game 2 against Golden State.
Insanity is the best defense...  
#8 | 525 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Cactus_Jack wrote:
Buenos Dias, $h*theads!

Yesterf**kingday it was in the mid 70's here with no wind.  Tof**kingday it is in the low 30's and thewind is cranked to about 40 mph with gusts over 50.  We have a 30% chance of snow, and we are expecting a hard freeze tonight.

F**K YOU PUNXATAWNEY PHIL!

Now, because I am the proud owner of a small business (coffee shop) in THE United States of America, I feel it is my patriotic duty to let you guys know that sizes are small, medium, and large (possibly extra large), and not any of that other bool$h*t you've been taught by the giant coffee conglomerations.

That's it.

You've been edJACKated!
I'd like a venti caramel macchiato, please...hold the commentary.
**
Ignoring the incestuous tendencies, Jamie Lannister is pretty okay, I want him to live.

**
B.I.G., P-O, P-P-A
No info, for the, DEA
Federal agents mad cause I'm flagrant
Tap my cell, and the phone in the basement
My team supreme, stay clean
Triple beam lyrical dream, I be that
Cat you see at all events bent
Gats in holsters girls on shoulders
Playboy, I told ya, bein mice to me
Bruise too much, I lose, too much
Step on stage the girls boo too much
I guess it's cause you run with lame dudes too much
Me lose my touch, never that
If I did, ain't no problem to get the gat
Where the true players at?
Throw your rollies in the sky
Wave em side to side and keep their hands high
While I give your girl the eye, player please
Lyrically, *****z see, B.I.G.
be flossin jig on the cover of Fortune
Five double oh, get the phone number
your name, I got to know, I got to go
Got the flow down phizat, platinum plus
Like thizat, dangerous
on trizack, leave your *** kizzack
#9 | 525 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I'd like a venti caramel macchiato, please...hold the commentary.
**
Ignoring the incestuous tendencies, Jamie Lannister is pretty okay, I want him to live.

**
B.I.G., P-O, P-P-A
No info, for the, DEA
Federal agents mad cause I'm flagrant
Tap my cell, and the phone in the basement
My team supreme, stay clean
Triple beam lyrical dream, I be that
Cat you see at all events bent
Gats in holsters girls on shoulders
Playboy, I told ya, bein mice to me
Bruise too much, I lose, too much
Step on stage the girls boo too much
I guess it's cause you run with lame dudes too much
Me lose my touch, never that
If I did, ain't no problem to get the gat
Where the true players at?
Throw your rollies in the sky
Wave em side to side and keep their hands high
While I give your girl the eye, player please
Lyrically, *****z see, B.I.G.
be flossin jig on the cover of Fortune
Five double oh, get the phone number
your name, I got to know, I got to go
Got the flow down phizat, platinum plus
Like thizat, dangerous
on trizack, leave your *** kizzack
#10 | 525 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
I got nothing good, so, I hope all of you are doing well and have a terrific day.

Remember when you "Holla at ya SWOL when you see him in the streets", to make sure you holla "LUSH", "P-WUSS" & "HEY F**KER" and other obscenities!

Did you know:

1) You can't wash your eyes with soap
2) You can't count your hair
3) You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue sticking out
4) You just tried #3
6) When you did #3, you realized it's possible, only, you look like a dog
7) You're smiling right now because you got fooled
8) You skipped #5
9) You just checked to see if there was a #5


I really need this, right about now.

Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#11 | 525 days ago

Don;t know about anyone else but I am all newsed out.. All teh news after last week is just irritating..except of course sports .. especially live sports..ugh!!!
Stop the Madness...  
#12 | 525 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Morning. 
Ryan Lochte needs to become mute. It'll work better.

image

Duncan Keith makes a sexist comment or something. I don't know, nor do I care to listen to the exchange. He just lost a game he played poorly in.......don't stupid comments always come after games like this? (Of course, I've never played ice hockey and have lady bits, so I probably shouldn't comment on this. lol )
Tyler Seguin pulls out the #nohomo card and will be getting a Patrick Burke talk to. The tweet battle that ensued amused me for like 5 minutes. Patrick Burke won I think. lol 
Oh you have to watch/listen to it. It wasn't sexist (IMO) but it was pretty funny.
Insanity is the best defense...  
#13 | 525 days ago

So I'm super happy after my sports day yesterday. Mariners won (sure, it was the Astros), Felix got his 100th win (again...it was the Astros), the Ducks get their win (sure, it was the Oilers). The thing about these two teams playing teams worse than theirs and winning is that neither of them have given me much confidence lately. The Ducks are great, sure, but they don't usually play a full game. That's not gonna cut it in the playoffs. Also, the Hawks extended Kam Chancellor for 4 more years. Of the entire LOB, I thought he might be the one to go first when we start losing great players to more $$. Speaking of the entire LOB, they all celebrated the day with him last night as a unit. :heart:

I'm so over this whole Leon Sandcastle thing.
Insanity is the best defense...  
#14 | 525 days ago

Third day off in a row.  Good thing, cuz tomorrow starts 4 straight of nine hour shifts, and my daughter works tomorrow night and Thursday night, meaning I don't get home to do anything but go to bed.  

Went on a road trip yesterday to the big city, bought some golf sandals.  Can't wait to try them out.  Just need the snow to melt and the grass to turn a little green.  Right now it is mostly brown and ugly.  A week from now there should be buds on the trees and a few perennials showing, but right now it is plain ugly.

Have a great Tuesday everyone!!
Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#15 | 525 days ago

Insanity is the best defense...  
#16 | 525 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Another team allows Nike/Adidas/Under Armor to design them an ugly a$$ uniform.

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-fan-pass/0ap2000000162055/New-look-Jags?campaign=videos_fanpass
Insanity is the best defense...  
#17 | 525 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
I got nothing good, so, I hope all of you are doing well and have a terrific day.

Remember when you "Holla at ya SWOL when you see him in the streets", to make sure you holla "LUSH", "P-WUSS" & "HEY F**KER" and other obscenities!

Did you know:

1) You can't wash your eyes with soap
2) You can't count your hair
3) You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue sticking out
4) You just tried #3
6) When you did #3, you realized it's possible, only, you look like a dog
7) You're smiling right now because you got fooled
8) You skipped #5
9) You just checked to see if there was a #5


I really need this, right about now.

#18 | 525 days ago

I'm in the library killing time and I almost went Mike Tyson on the little old lady sitting next to me because she couldn't chew her gum quietly.  She looked over at me and did this "haha my false teeth" bit.  Then I really wanted to punch her.  I think it's probably time for some nerve pills. 
It's a late night tonight.  Awards ceremony later tonight. 
Behave, muchachos.
#19 | 525 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
today i feel like a starfish who creeped two-sevenths of the seas without stopping and finally got to a shore it liked and then got stepped on by a stupid kid. i may never pull weeds again. if anyone needs me, i'll be in my head doing this all day:


also, groupon is starting to get weird. today it's offering me a value package including 65% off norton antivirus, a 2 pack of some fancy brand sports bras and "italian food."
If you're going to be a starfish, obviously you're the one from sponge pants.







That is all.

Seacrest out.
Beaneaters...  
#20 | 525 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
If you're going to be a starfish, obviously you're the one from sponge pants.







That is all.

Seacrest out.
Insanity is the best defense...  
#21 | 525 days ago
Nick__ (+)

jswol54 wrote:
Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#22 | 525 days ago

BREAKING: In a magnificent cold-fishing, text gambit with sources 'close to the situation,' QMZ can neither confirm or deny that there is a hysterical dash cam and/or phone cam video of the Legally Blonde star and noted U.S. citizen's arrest. Their initial reply leads us to believe there is, but at the time of this post they have not returned our call. More on this as it develops or doesn't.
Beaneaters...  
#23 | 525 days ago

Jess wrote:
Oh you have to watch/listen to it. It wasn't sexist (IMO) but it was pretty funny.
Done. And yes.....yes, it was. lol
Beaneaters...  
#24 | 525 days ago

(Chorus)
All I need in this life of sin,
Is me and my girlfriend.
Down to ride to the bloody end.
Just me and my girlfriend. 

I was too immature to understand your ways.
Inexperienced back in the days.
Caused so many arguments and strays
Now I realize how to treat ya. 
The secret to keep ya. Being faithful cause now cheating's lethal
We closer than the hands of time. Deeper than the drop of mankind
I trust you dearly, I shoot blind. In time I clock figures
Droppin *****s as we rise. We all souldiers in Gods eyes
Now it's time for war. Never leave me baby. I'm paranoid.
Sleepin with you loaded by my bedside, crazy. 
Jealous when you hang wit the fellas.
I wait patiently alone anticipating the moment you come home.
I'm waitin by the phone. This is true love, I could feel it
Had a lot of women in my bed but you the realest.
If you ever need me call. I'll be there through it all
You're the reason I could stand tall.
Me and my girlfriend.
#25 | 525 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Morning. 
Ryan Lochte needs to become mute. It'll work better.

image

Duncan Keith makes a sexist comment or something. I don't know, nor do I care to listen to the exchange. He just lost a game he played poorly in.......don't stupid comments always come after games like this? (Of course, I've never played ice hockey and have lady bits, so I probably shouldn't comment on this. lol )
Tyler Seguin pulls out the #nohomo card and will be getting a Patrick Burke talk to. The tweet battle that ensued amused me for like 5 minutes. Patrick Burke won I think. lol 
Nothing new to report.

Just wanted this GIF to reappear.
What's today?...  
#26 | 525 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
If you're going to be a starfish, obviously you're the one from sponge pants.







That is all.

Seacrest out.
#27 | 525 days ago

(Edited by cubsgirl)
Good afternoon q'cuts.   It has already turned into a cold, wet, rainy week.  I am trying to let my smile be my umbrella (just cause I always forget my real one) and all I'm getting is wet, and silly looks by other people. Oh well the life of Glenda never ceases to amaze anyone. 


   Laurel's words with friends is down and I have no idea what I'm going to do for fun now, guess I'll just have to wait til Kevin does something all Kevin like. smiley



Have a good Tuesday. heart



Oh, I did forget to tell you guys that after drinking a few to many beers Sat. Night I now have a second degree burn on my bottom lip from pizza sauce. Like I said, the life of Glenda. sad
Insanity is the best defense...  
#28 | 525 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
I'm in the library killing time and I almost went Mike Tyson on the little old lady sitting next to me because she couldn't chew her gum quietly.  She looked over at me and did this "haha my false teeth" bit.  Then I really wanted to punch her.  I think it's probably time for some nerve pills. 
It's a late night tonight.  Awards ceremony later tonight. 
Behave, muchachos.
You were gonna bite off her ear?
#29 | 525 days ago

Caption This Photo! (It's a funny one)
Insanity is the best defense...  
#30 | 525 days ago

(Edited by cubsgirl)
My lip. frown




Insanity is the best defense...  
#31 | 525 days ago

I had my yearly evaluation yesterday and was given mostly rave reviews by the 4 supervisors and my boss.  For as much drama as they like to stir up between the whole group, I was blown away by how great an evaluation they gave me!  Now that I have a year under my belt maybe I can seriously start looking for something better than where I'm at, flaunting the leadership role on the resume.

Pens won last night despite the most horribly officiated game I've seen in quite some time.  Chris Neil is also an extreme d-bag and should be given a suspension for his hit on Simon Despres...charging in from 20 feet away from the play, head was the clear point of contact, and Despres was face planted into the glass.
Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#32 | 525 days ago

cubsgirl wrote:
My lip. frown




Insanity is the best defense...  
#33 | 525 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Insanity is the best defense...  
#34 | 525 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
You were gonna bite off her ear?
I was going to give her the Robin Givens workover.
#35 | 525 days ago

(Edited by Eric_)
Pop culture bores me, my life bores you, and the news just makes you all hate me, so I'll stick to sports today.

How can the Cubs survive three innings from Carlos Marmol and Kevin Gregg in a tie game, take the lead in the 13th, and *then* blow the game? After all that playing with fire...

Dylan Bundy is seeing Dr. Andrews. It almost makes me want to pray for once.

I wonder if sabermetrics wouldn't be so hated among average baseball fans if the local game commentators and columnists didn't bash it so.

The expected name of the college football playoff is...College Football Playoff. Lulz.

Caps with a huge game (always a scary thought with them) tonight against Winnipeg. Thanks to this video, I always pronounce it "Whiny-peg."
#36 | 525 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
Pop culture bores me, my life bores you, and the news just makes you all hate me, so I'll stick to sports today.

How can the Cubs survive three innings from Carlos Marmol and Kevin Gregg in a tie game, take the lead in the 13th, and *then* blow the game? After all that playing with fire...

Dylan Bundy is seeing Dr. Andrews. It almost makes me want to pray for once.

I wonder if sabermetrics wouldn't be so hated among average baseball fans if the local game commentators and columnists didn't bash it so.

The expected name of the college football playoff is...College Football Playoff. Lulz.

Caps with a huge game (always a scary thought with them) tonight against Winnipeg. Thanks to this video, I always pronounce it "Whiny-peg."
But you do have Manny on your team, so there's that.
#37 | 525 days ago

Insanity is the best defense...  
#38 | 525 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
Pop culture bores me, my life bores you, and the news just makes you all hate me, so I'll stick to sports today.

How can the Cubs survive three innings from Carlos Marmol and Kevin Gregg in a tie game, take the lead in the 13th, and *then* blow the game? After all that playing with fire...

Dylan Bundy is seeing Dr. Andrews. It almost makes me want to pray for once.

I wonder if sabermetrics wouldn't be so hated among average baseball fans if the local game commentators and columnists didn't bash it so.

The expected name of the college football playoff is...College Football Playoff. Lulz.

Caps with a huge game (always a scary thought with them) tonight against Winnipeg. Thanks to this video, I always pronounce it "Whiny-peg."
indecision


Just cause they can. sad
Insanity is the best defense...  
#39 | 525 days ago

I saw you staring at each other.
I saw your eyes begin to glow.
An I could tell you once were lovers.
You ain't hidin' nothing that I don't know.

Chorus
There's an old flame buring in your eyes that tears can't drown and make-up
Can't disguise.
Now that old flame might not be stronger, but it's been burnin' longer than
Any spark I might have started in your eyes.

You said it ended when he left you.
You say your love for me is strong.
But those old mem'ries still upset you.
And Imight be a mem'ry before too long.

Chorus

There's an old flame burning in your eyes that tears...
#40 | 525 days ago

(Edited by Eric_)
cubsgirl wrote:
indecision


Just cause they can. sad
I'll tell you tonight's game has been fascinating to me, between:
  • Carlos Villaneuva's facial hair (a beard with a handlebar mustache)
  • The Cubs getting homers from Cody Ransom and Darwin Barney
  • The fact that Corky Miller is back in the majors and catching for Cinci
I'm quite enjoying it.

Edit: Now I must added W: Marmol and SV: Gregg to that list. I love when baseball gets weird.
#41 | 525 days ago

who got their ticket confirmed for Journey and Styx at Cheyenne Frontier Days in July? This guy

I need a personal assistant

Big win by the Caps tonight. Good job by the Isles and Rangers drawing out the excitement down to the end of the season

I may have mentioned it before, but I'm looking forward to the Christopher Guest show on HBO

#42 | 524 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
who got their ticket confirmed for Journey and Styx at Cheyenne Frontier Days in July? This guy

I need a personal assistant

Big win by the Caps tonight. Good job by the Isles and Rangers drawing out the excitement down to the end of the season

I may have mentioned it before, but I'm looking forward to the Christopher Guest show on HBO

How much are you paying?......personal assistant, not for those old people

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