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Freaky Friday.

Drink a lil bit,  kiss someone sexy, have a great day! 
| Closed on 05/12/13 at 11:00PM
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17 Fans 
12%a. Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...
18%b. Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against...
0%c. Just don't turn off my light years...
18%d. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse...
12%e. I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday...
6%f. Leg Spreader...
35%g. BEANS and rice...

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#1 | 508 days ago

Random thoughts...

1.  P90x is my b**ch!  12 days down.  Yoga better be cycled out after week 3 or i might be taking a night off every week.  That s**t is stupid.  Also if i ever see that guy in person i WILL punch him in the throat.   Side note...the chic in the Ab Ripper workout is quite a distraction.  Side boob for days...

2.  Anyone actually watch the draft?  Didnt think so. 

3.  Downblouses and frecklebreasts all day tomorrow!  14 f**king hours!  Im gonna need a change of underwear.

4.  Anyone checking out Hemlock Grove?  I suspect Eli Roth is a fan of The Killing and Picket Fences because thats what its a mash up of. 

5.  Im gladly paying 50 dollars tomorrow night to watch Jon Jones retire Chael Sonnen.  What a douche.  Anyone see his embarrassing segment on SportsCenter?  That sh** is the reason you'll never see MMA featured on ESPN before 2 in the morning.
  
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#1 | 508 days ago

Random thoughts...

1.  P90x is my b**ch!  12 days down.  Yoga better be cycled out after week 3 or i might be taking a night off every week.  That s**t is stupid.  Also if i ever see that guy in person i WILL punch him in the throat.   Side note...the chic in the Ab Ripper workout is quite a distraction.  Side boob for days...

2.  Anyone actually watch the draft?  Didnt think so. 

3.  Downblouses and frecklebreasts all day tomorrow!  14 f**king hours!  Im gonna need a change of underwear.

4.  Anyone checking out Hemlock Grove?  I suspect Eli Roth is a fan of The Killing and Picket Fences because thats what its a mash up of. 

5.  Im gladly paying 50 dollars tomorrow night to watch Jon Jones retire Chael Sonnen.  What a douche.  Anyone see his embarrassing segment on SportsCenter?  That sh** is the reason you'll never see MMA featured on ESPN before 2 in the morning.
#2 | 508 days ago

I'm going on a field trip today. 

laughwinksmileyindecisionblushsurprisecryingmail
BEANS and rice...  
#3 | 508 days ago

Morning, Everybodee!

Looking forward to Big Bad Voodoo Daddy tonight.

In the meantime, I've been occasionally listening to them play on Youtube. 
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#4 | 508 days ago

(Edited by icfeet)
Fourth!

Afternoon Q'ers!  It's a BEEEE-YOOOTIFUL day here at the NJ Shore.  The sun is out, it's about 65 degrees, not too much wind...and I'm OFF tomorrow!  Yay me!

Rangers squeaked into the playoffs last night.  My wife and I got 5 guys burgers and after eating, I was sitting on the couch, watching tv when I fell asleep.  The Rangers were up 2-0 at that point, and when I woke up at 1030, I saw that they'd won in OT.  In any case, the Losipeg Jets also lost last night, so it was a moot (or as some people say, MUTE) point.  Let the playoffs begin!

I can't post a pic today because I'm at the hospital awaiting an OR to open up so that the world will have one less bunion by the time I'm done.  Using the hospital computer does have its disadvantages.

I have to install a fan/light combo at my in laws home tomorrow....wish me luck (not with the fan/light, but with my father in law, who knows EVERYTHING {all ya have to do is ask him}).

Have a GREAT weekend!
BEANS and rice...  
#5 | 508 days ago

Afternoon Q'ers - Its Friday and its time for some Patron and get my two step on and I see today's instructions is to kiss someone sexy

Well to all the ladies in Q'Ville - this is for you kiss
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse...  
#6 | 508 days ago

Weather has finally warmed up enough here the last 2 days, so I decided to buy some shorts.  Went thru size after size at the store before I finally realized that do to the stress in my life over the last 3 years, as well as lots of walking and quitting snacking in order to support a roughly 2 pot a day coffee addiction, I actually was able to fit into a size of shorts I don't think I have worn since birth.  My female neighbor(kind of nosy) looked at the tag on a pair of jeans I had in the closet and realized I have gone from 48's to 38 inch waist clothes. 
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday...  
#7 | 508 days ago

UGH.  Heading to work again.  Dayum this is getting really old, really fast.

Good news - Motley Crue is playing our Events Center tonight.  Bad news - I'm working and won't be there.

Good news - all the snow has melted, just a little tiny bit here and there, and the three foot pile in the back alley from plowing it out of the driveway.  Bad news - it's supposed to snow all weekend.

Good news - the golf course driving range opens Wednesday!!  Bad news - the golf course driving range (only) opens Wednesday!

Have a great Friday all.  
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against...  
#8 | 508 days ago

I'm 
BEANS and rice...  
#9 | 508 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Random thoughts...

1.  P90x is my b**ch!  12 days down.  Yoga better be cycled out after week 3 or i might be taking a night off every week.  That s**t is stupid.  Also if i ever see that guy in person i WILL punch him in the throat.   Side note...the chic in the Ab Ripper workout is quite a distraction.  Side boob for days...

2.  Anyone actually watch the draft?  Didnt think so. 

3.  Downblouses and frecklebreasts all day tomorrow!  14 f**king hours!  Im gonna need a change of underwear.

4.  Anyone checking out Hemlock Grove?  I suspect Eli Roth is a fan of The Killing and Picket Fences because thats what its a mash up of. 

5.  Im gladly paying 50 dollars tomorrow night to watch Jon Jones retire Chael Sonnen.  What a douche.  Anyone see his embarrassing segment on SportsCenter?  That sh** is the reason you'll never see MMA featured on ESPN before 2 in the morning.
Every single minute of it and if I wasn't working tonight and tomorrow, I would be watching that too.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday...  
#10 | 508 days ago

My draft grades-

Eric's Steeler truther tweet: A+
Sad Geno: B, funny until about the 20's. Then everybody felt bad for him. Then everybody turned on him when he left. High comedy.
Commish hugs: B- Good, but no giant guys crying and/or picking him up.
Mayock: C, tentatively because he didn't do his Charlie Casserle impression. We still have a few more days though. (I don't really care for Frank Caliendo, but his Mel Kiper yelling "TODD!" 14 times was pretty good. Mayock's Casserle is consistently better.)
Saints: Vacarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrro!!!!!!!!! Plus points since he kinda looks like Kaepernick.
Tavon Autin's ill fitting bell hop suit: I can't even... but apparently Sugar Roge is a big tipper, so bonus I guess?


NFL: F, somehow the proceedings fell like two picks behind and the teams picking (and many others) were tweeting selections a full 5-6 minutes before they happened on TV. Good thing they put Schefter on ice. #jaggoffs
BEANS and rice...  
#11 | 508 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
My draft grades-

Eric's Steeler truther tweet: A+
Sad Geno: B, funny until about the 20's. Then everybody felt bad for him. Then everybody turned on him when he left. High comedy.
Commish hugs: B- Good, but no giant guys crying and/or picking him up.
Mayock: C, tentatively because he didn't do his Charlie Casserle impression. We still have a few more days though. (I don't really care for Frank Caliendo, but his Mel Kiper yelling "TODD!" 14 times was pretty good. Mayock's Casserle is consistently better.)
Saints: Vacarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrro!!!!!!!!! Plus points since he kinda looks like Kaepernick.
Tavon Autin's ill fitting bell hop suit: I can't even... but apparently Sugar Roge is a big tipper, so bonus I guess?


NFL: F, somehow the proceedings fell like two picks behind and the teams picking (and many others) were tweeting selections a full 5-6 minutes before they happened on TV. Good thing they put Schefter on ice. #jaggoffs
Wait, the FanIQ War Room gets no grade? That's it, I'm taking my toys and going home.
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse...  
#12 | 508 days ago

Jess wrote:
Wait, the FanIQ War Room gets no grade? That's it, I'm taking my toys and going home.
The FanIQ war room is on the clock
BEANS and rice...  
#13 | 508 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
My draft grades-

Eric's Steeler truther tweet: A+
Sad Geno: B, funny until about the 20's. Then everybody felt bad for him. Then everybody turned on him when he left. High comedy.
Commish hugs: B- Good, but no giant guys crying and/or picking him up.
Mayock: C, tentatively because he didn't do his Charlie Casserle impression. We still have a few more days though. (I don't really care for Frank Caliendo, but his Mel Kiper yelling "TODD!" 14 times was pretty good. Mayock's Casserle is consistently better.)
Saints: Vacarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrro!!!!!!!!! Plus points since he kinda looks like Kaepernick.
Tavon Autin's ill fitting bell hop suit: I can't even... but apparently Sugar Roge is a big tipper, so bonus I guess?


NFL: F, somehow the proceedings fell like two picks behind and the teams picking (and many others) were tweeting selections a full 5-6 minutes before they happened on TV. Good thing they put Schefter on ice. #jaggoffs
I forgot, my favorite part was when Eisen was getting on Mayock's nerves talking about the same sh**. Then, he brought it up again and they started getting snippy. And towards the end when Rich says "i promise this will be the last time I bring it up', he's staring at Mike pretty much that entire segment, and Mayock never looks at them or acknowledges that the convo is even happening again. It's like he was looking for his keys during a commercial break. So funny. I heart him.
#14 | 508 days ago

(i've been singing this song since, like, ummm,  6 minutes ago)


Gimme a beat 
 
Sittin' in the movie show 
Thinkin' nasty thoughts 
Better be a gentlemen 
Or you turn me off 
That's right, a-let me tell it 
 
Nasty, nasty boys, don't mean a thing 
Oh, you nasty boys 
Nasty, nasty boys, don't ever change 
Oh, you nasty boys 
 
I don't like no nasty car 
I don't like a nasty food 
The only nasty thing I like 
Is the nasty groove 
Will this one do? Uh huh, I know 
 
Nasty, nasty boys, don't mean a thing 
Oh, you nasty boys 
Nasty, nasty boys, don't ever change 
Oh, you nasty boys 
 
Nasty, nasty boys, give me your nasty groove 
Oh, you nasty boys 
Nasty, nasty boys, let me see your nasty body move 
Oh, you nasty boys 
 
I could learn to like this 
Listen up 
 
I'm not a prude 
(No) 
I just want some respect 
(That's right) 
So, close the door if you want me to respond 
(Ooh, ooh, yeah) 
 
'Cause privacy is my middle name 
My last name is Control 
No my first name ain't baby 
It's Janet, Miss Jackson if you're nasty 
 
Nasty, nasty boys, don't mean a thing 
Oh, you nasty boys 
Nasty, nasty boys, don't ever change 
Oh, you nasty boys 
 
Nasty boys, don't mean a thing 
Oh, you nasty boys 
Don't mean a thing to me 
Nasty 
 
Don't mean a thing 
Oh, you nasty boys 
I love this part 
 
Hey, who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? 
Nasty boys 
Who's that in that nasty car? 
Nasty boys 
 
Who's that eating that nasty food? 
Nasty boys 
Who's jamming to my nasty groove? 
Nasty boys 
 
Ladies 
(Nasty boys) 
Don't mean a thing 
Oh, you nasty boys
BEANS and rice...  
#15 | 508 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)


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#16 | 508 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I forgot, my favorite part was when Eisen was getting on Mayock's nerves talking about the same sh**. Then, he brought it up again and they started getting snippy. And towards the end when Rich says "i promise this will be the last time I bring it up', he's staring at Mike pretty much that entire segment, and Mayock never looks at them or acknowledges that the convo is even happening again. It's like he was looking for his keys during a commercial break. So funny. I heart him.
...They come back from the break and Eisen explains that they were not really arguing but it's just 'Mayock being Mayock' on draft day while Mooch cackles and Irvin gives him a big laugh/shoulder hug. Mayock grins like a lunatic. #BESTTVMOMENTEVER
BEANS and rice...  
#17 | 508 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
...They come back from the break and Eisen explains that they were not really arguing but it's just 'Mayock being Mayock' on draft day while Mooch cackles and Irvin gives him a big laugh/shoulder hug. Mayock grins like a lunatic. #BESTTVMOMENTEVER
#18 | 508 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
...They come back from the break and Eisen explains that they were not really arguing but it's just 'Mayock being Mayock' on draft day while Mooch cackles and Irvin gives him a big laugh/shoulder hug. Mayock grins like a lunatic. #BESTTVMOMENTEVER
this gif (which came up while i was looking for a bbd gif...wtf?!) just made me wanna watch this show.

What the hell is Chalky White talking about? I need to know now!
#19 | 508 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
kobe_lova wrote:
this gif (which came up while i was looking for a bbd gif...wtf?!) just made me wanna watch this show.

What the hell is Chalky White talking about? I need to know now!
Chalky!?!?! AwHellzNah!

"You must have confused [sic] Omar with a man who repeats himself."


We may need a The Wire quote bracket at some point? My #1 seeds quickly off the top of my head:
Omar above
"My name is my name!" - Marlo
The whole eff eff eff scene with Bunk & McNolty (NSFW and magnificent)
"YOU DO NOT GET TO WIN, SH!TBIRDS" - Carver's speech on top of the car.


I'm sure the selection committee would talk me out of at least 3 of these, so...
BEANS and rice...  
#20 | 508 days ago

Chalky White is a bad motherfu**er. 
#21 | 508 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Chalky!?!?! AwHellzNah!

"You must have confused [sic] Omar with a man who repeats himself."


We may need a The Wire quote bracket at some point? My #1 seeds quickly off the top of my head:
Omar above
"My name is my name!" - Marlo
The whole eff eff eff scene with Bunk & McNolty (NSFW and magnificent)
"YOU DO NOT GET TO WIN, SH!TBIRDS" - Carver's speech on top of the car.


I'm sure the selection committee would talk me out of at least 3 of these, so...
Oh god...the f f f scene was pure television gold.  Had a WHOLE conversation using nothing but different inflections of f**k!  Genius. WIN!
#22 | 508 days ago

you all have me laugh so much today i'm sure the drank has nothing to do with it,  well maybe a little
back to silent mode 
BEANS and rice...  
#23 | 508 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Oh god...the f f f scene was pure television gold.  Had a WHOLE conversation using nothing but different inflections of f**k!  Genius. WIN!
Plus they're doing a whole step by step CSI thing of a crime scene that we can all follow BETTER than the way any CSI show has ever done it! Using the landlord as the viewer/audience is unreal. Just wow. Geezus that show was perfect. All hail David Simon.
BEANS and rice...  
#24 | 508 days ago

No smoother criminal ever than Stringer Bell!!!
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse...  
#25 | 508 days ago

G'Nite Q;ers all have a safe warm happy w/e - dont do anything I wouldnt cuz nobody does it better than me!!!


Cia Bello Peeps!!!

I'm outta here!!!!
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse...  
#26 | 508 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Chalky!?!?! AwHellzNah!

"You must have confused [sic] Omar with a man who repeats himself."


We may need a The Wire quote bracket at some point? My #1 seeds quickly off the top of my head:
Omar above
"My name is my name!" - Marlo
The whole eff eff eff scene with Bunk & McNolty (NSFW and magnificent)
"YOU DO NOT GET TO WIN, SH!TBIRDS" - Carver's speech on top of the car.


I'm sure the selection committee would talk me out of at least 3 of these, so...
My name is my name? I like that. I need to use it in a sentence! and a conversation! I have no context but this show is getting watched in 2013.
#27 | 508 days ago

Either Jeopardy is getting easier or I'm getting better at it. /nerd

I watched more of the draft than I thought I would. Most of the night actually, save for when Community and Parks were on (I might be the last person without a DVR). I wasn't necessarily paying much attention, but it was on. Every year I tell myself I'm not going to watch much of the draft, and every year I don't succeed in that goal. See, I haven't given up football quite yet.

One reason I watched the draft might have been because the Orioles are in Oakland. West Coast road trips when you root for an East Coast team always suck.

Nice weekend weather wise. I should really do something with that.
#28 | 508 days ago



I wasn't invited, ugh, the wedding is tomorrow.   I would love to read the pre-nup.

That's all folks.  
BEANS and rice...  
#29 | 508 days ago

Les Miles has some real unique players come thru his program.  No cockiness here.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/draft2013/story/_/id/9215595/ex-lsu-tigers-cornerback-tharold-simon-arrested
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday...  
#30 | 508 days ago

This week, the whole Louisville basketball coaching staff went through with Rick Pitino's end of the bet to get tattoos if we won the championship.  Pretty cool bet.  Here's Ricky P's tat:


And it's Friday, bitches!
#31 | 508 days ago

Wow...watching the Honey Badger in his post draft interview.....I think that he's showing some post-concussion syndrome...
BEANS and rice...  
#32 | 507 days ago

Three days down of 9 hour shifts, moving stock, till shifts, preparing orders.  I'm exhausted and my entire body aches.  One more day to go.  I'm sitting on my azz all day Sunday and no one better expect me to do squat.
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against...  
#33 | 507 days ago

Even Jimmy Fallon is ready for the Kentucky Derby.

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