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Answer these:
1. What is your first name?
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? (Nyce, name your imaginary child..thanks)
3. How do you make the money?
4. What city were you born in?
5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?)
6. Do you do the drugs?
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente!
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had.
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)?
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned?
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know 
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...?
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#2 | 512 days ago

(Edited by Lobotomy Jones)
 1. What is your first name? Lobotomy
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? (Nyce, name your imaginary child..thanks) Not a kid anymore, but yes. Alexis
3. How do you make the money? Computer Technician
4. What city were you born in? Chicago
5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?) Bad knees and a bad shoulder and I've broken my fingers too many times. Other than the aches and pains, I'm fine.
6. Do you do the drugs? Some
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente! 8
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had. Climbing over moving trains to go to the beach instead of taking the long way.
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)? Not in a relationship.
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned? Don't trust anyone.
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know  D
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior? Religion is bad.
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...? House
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#1 | 512 days ago

1. What is your first name?  You can call me Odd
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? Scott, Rutilio, Avery, Melody
3. How do you make the money?  First you get the paper, insert into printer, load up picture file, print
4. What city were you born in?  San Diego
5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?)  No health issues. Perfectly fine.  Some may argue that I suffer from mental issues.  They'd be wrong.  I enjoy them.
6. Do you do the drugs?  Only caffiene
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente!  10
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had.  They saw all, they knew all.
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)? Laughter.  (No, not at all the sex)
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned?  Don't take life too seriously.  Nobody gets out alive.
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know  A.
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?  Yes.  Then I married my wife and now have a new lord and master.
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...?  Trailer
14.  Oooh, no question...anything goes.    

Down at an English fair, one evening I was there When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts There they are, all standing in a row Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head Give them a twist a flick of the wrist That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts Every ball you throw will make me rich There stands my wife, the idol of me life Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch Roll a bowl, a ball, roll a bowl, a ball Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts (They’re lovely) There they are all standing in a row (One, two, three, four) Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (And bigger)
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts Every ball you throw will make me rich There stands my wife, the idol of me life Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (All together now)
Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch
Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch Roll a bowl, a ball, roll a bowl, a ball Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
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#2 | 512 days ago

(Edited by Lobotomy Jones)
 1. What is your first name? Lobotomy
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? (Nyce, name your imaginary child..thanks) Not a kid anymore, but yes. Alexis
3. How do you make the money? Computer Technician
4. What city were you born in? Chicago
5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?) Bad knees and a bad shoulder and I've broken my fingers too many times. Other than the aches and pains, I'm fine.
6. Do you do the drugs? Some
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente! 8
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had. Climbing over moving trains to go to the beach instead of taking the long way.
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)? Not in a relationship.
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned? Don't trust anyone.
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know  D
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior? Religion is bad.
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...? House
14.
#3 | 512 days ago

I'm at the hospital...can't copy and paste the info...will come back later...
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#4 | 512 days ago

1. What is your first name? David

2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? (Nyce, name your imaginary child..thanks) Marie, David and Ernest

3. How do you make the money? I'm disabled so Social Security, my wife is a Medical Assistant

4. What city were you born in? Norwalk, California

5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?) Diabetic, heart surgery when I was 4yr. and stroke.

6. Do you do the drugs? No, just prescription

7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente! 9.5 (they did the best they could)

8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had. nothing  

9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)? Humor and SEX!

10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned? Still learning

11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know. a. 1-9 

12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior? I don't talk about two things..Politics and Religion because everybody has their own opinion which is fine. So, decline to answer

13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...? house

14. ??????
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#5 | 512 days ago

1. What is your first name? Kat
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? (Nyce, name your imaginary child..thanks) Jade, Brooke, Noelle.
3. How do you make the money? Admin. Asst. 
4. What city were you born in? Los Angeles
5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?) I'm Fine
6. Do you do the drugs? Nah
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente! 7
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had. Sneak out at night and hang out with my friends at the park.
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)? Trust.
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned? Don't run down the stairs in High heels.
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know.  B
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?  
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...? Apartment.
#6 | 512 days ago

1. What is your first name? Jen
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? (Nyce, name your imaginary child..thanks) LeeAnne, Amber, Aaron, William
3. How do you make the money? Nurse
4. What city were you born in? Los Angeles
5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?) NO
6. Do you do the drugs? NO
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente! 9.999999
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had. Put the penny on the train tracks to see if the train would flip
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)? indecision
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned? I don't think I've learned it yet.
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know  B
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior? (giggling uncontrollably)
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...? House
14. Insert question here
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#7 | 512 days ago

1. What is your first name? -----------------Ashlie
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? ---------Samantha
3. How do you make the money?--------------- I sit with papers and charts all around me while playing on here.
4. What city were you born in?-------------- Atlanta
5. How is your health? -------------My lower extremities have had a rough life but I feel fine.... today.
6. Do you do the drugs?-------------- Besides the vicodins and the percocets occasionally. Nope, just the liquor ma'am.
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente!------------ 5.897
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had. ------  Had relations in the living room while my dad was standing outside :/ risky business.
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship? ---------------honesty and the sex.
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned? -----------You really can't trust anyone.
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know. ----A.
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?  3 times I think, lol. :|
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...? -----IRL, Apt. IMM, on a private island with a tall hefty man, my kid, and money.
14. I like my beat down low.... and omelettes.
#8 | 512 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
1. Mark
2. Karma, Samsara & Nirvana
3. Freelance right now
4. Pease AFB, NH (says Kittery, Maine on the birth certificate too. I have no Idea?)
5. Back issues with some random joint arthritis
6. not any more
7. 14 (super strict at the time, compared to my friends, but now I get it)
8. See #6
9. We have to laugh and smile everyday.
10.
 
11. B or C, I think? Again, see #6
12. I did, then we broke up.
13. Condo
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#9 | 512 days ago

1- Alain
2- Delon & Costello
3-Print Manufacturing
4-Harlem - shut up JSWOL
5-HBP & Pre-Diabetes
6- N0
7- 8.5- no silver spoon here
8- Grand Larceny
9- Compatability
10-Still learning but so far its been you reap what you sow
11- Option not listed
12- Yes
13- Condominium
14-??
#10 | 512 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
1. What is your first name?  
Jessica 
 
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? (Nyce, name your imaginary child..thanks)
Yus. Her middle name is Avery
 
3. How do you make the money?
I take care of you crazies.
 
4. What city were you born in?
Kellogg, Idaho (yep, I'm a cereal.)
 
5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?)
I'm good. 
 
6. Do you do the drugs?
Just caffeine
 
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente!
11 - my parents rocked
 
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had.
I don't have anything here - maybe calling my mom a name under my breath when I got in trouble for something, but I was a pretty good kid...and if I did do something, they always found out.
 
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)?
Uhm...this is tough to answer because there are a few things that stand out but I can't put one above the other - sex, communication, friendship - and I had to add trust - thanks for the reminder, Leigh :/
 
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned?
Pick my battles
 
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know 
a.
 
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?
lol no.
 
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...?
A house (no duplex for once! Dang military housing)
 
14. A thank you card from the Seahawks.
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#11 | 512 days ago

Answer these: (bossy)
1. What is your first name? leigh
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? my if's: boy - pie, girl - rose
3. How do you make the money? show up most days of the month and pin stuff
4. What city were you born in? houston
5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?) i pulled a 120/76 last time i was checked which is like the egg mcmuffin of blood pressure
6. Do you do the drugs? dave who?
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente! 9.7
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had. i would have the powerade mix on a spoon like pixi sticks.
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)? trust, freedom and frequent billygoating
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned? "break one law at a time" and "it's temporary"
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know  d.5 - not too many, but i just don't know 
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior? i've accepted somebody. dunno his name though. we're not super close.
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...? house
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#12 | 512 days ago


1. What is your first name? Sid
 
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? None - Im not Parent Material
 
3. How do you make the money? Sales
 
4. What city were you born in? Extremely small one u never heard of 
 
5. How is your health? Im ok
 
6. Do you do the drugs? I Just Say No
 
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente!
 
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had.  Most of my misdoings have come as an adult, I was a good kid for most part
 
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)? This is too chick-ish , i pass 
 
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned? Life is a gamble why not play along !
 
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know - A
 
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior? We have an agreement (i think)
 
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...? House

 
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#13 | 512 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
Answer these: (bossy)
1. What is your first name? leigh
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? my if's: boy - pie, girl - rose
3. How do you make the money? show up most days of the month and pin stuff
4. What city were you born in? houston
5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?) i pulled a 120/76 last time i was checked which is like the egg mcmuffin of blood pressure
6. Do you do the drugs? dave who?
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente! 9.7
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had. i would have the powerade mix on a spoon like pixi sticks.
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)? trust, freedom and frequent billygoating
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned? "break one law at a time" and "it's temporary"
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know  d.5 - not too many, but i just don't know 
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior? i've accepted somebody. dunno his name though. we're not super close.
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...? house
14. 42
If 120/76 is the egg mcmuffin of blood pressure, what is the ranking of 91/65?
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#14 | 512 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
If 120/76 is the egg mcmuffin of blood pressure, what is the ranking of 91/65?
that would be Anemia
#15 | 512 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
JenX63 wrote:
1. What is your first name? Jen
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? (Nyce, name your imaginary child..thanks) LeeAnne, Amber, Aaron, William
3. How do you make the money? Nurse
4. What city were you born in? Los Angeles
5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?) NO
6. Do you do the drugs? NO
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente! 9.999999
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had. Put the penny on the train tracks to see if the train would flip
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)? indecision
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned? I don't think I've learned it yet.
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know  B
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior? (giggling uncontrollably)
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...? House
14. Insert question here
(stop laughing, woman!)


:)

Uh, sista, you are not naming my nephew "pie". He's gonna get murdered in the first game of dodgeball!


And several of you got #1 wrong. FFS, that's like 300 pts on some standardized tests. Jerks.
#16 | 512 days ago

1. Doug
2. no
3. overnight forklift driver at Kawasaki
4. Boulder, CO
5. fair to midland
6. coffee
7. 8 unless they are in the room, then 2.5
8. lifted weights while doing steroids
9. Don't cheat on me and I will treat you like a Queen
10. I tend to choose women who cheat on me
11. a.
12. Yes, but won't offend anyone by talking about it on here
13 apartment
14. 41
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#17 | 512 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
kobe_lova wrote:
(stop laughing, woman!)


:)

Uh, sista, you are not naming my nephew "pie". He's gonna get murdered in the first game of dodgeball!


And several of you got #1 wrong. FFS, that's like 300 pts on some standardized tests. Jerks.
That's why I never got 100% on those tests.  Why didn't somebody say something earlier?

Reminds me of something I just read on www.notalwayslearning.com

(I’m taking a final exam with a professor who is known for little ‘experiments.’ I’m also not very good at his subject. Our tests are face down on our desks ready for us to begin.)

Professor: “Anyone who gets up now, walks out the door, and doesn’t take the test will get a 6.”

(A 6 is a passing grade, but barely. Most of the students get up and walk out. I remain seated.)

Professor: “[My name], you are having a hard time with this subject; don’t you want the 6?”

Me: “I would like my grades to be my own work, so I’ll stay.”

Professor: “Okay then. *addressing the few of us who stayed* “Please turn over the test.”

(We turn over the test and it only has one question: ‘Name.’)
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#18 | 512 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
(stop laughing, woman!)


:)

Uh, sista, you are not naming my nephew "pie". He's gonna get murdered in the first game of dodgeball!


And several of you got #1 wrong. FFS, that's like 300 pts on some standardized tests. Jerks.
don't worry, his first name would be skobie. and nobody f**ks with skobie pie.

nobody.
#19 | 512 days ago

1. What is your first name?  Laurel  (not LOR-EL)
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? (Nyce, name your imaginary child..thanks) #1.  No middle name, #2 Ann #3 Michael
3. How do you make the money? I'm a personal assistant/cook for the 1%
4. What city were you born in?  Des Moines
5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?)  I feel good.  No rx
6. Do you do the drugs?  If I lived in CO, I would say yes.
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente!  8-they tried.
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had.  I was good, they knew everything before I thought about it.  Downside to being the youngest of 6
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)?  Trust, honesty.   
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned?  Trust yourself
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know
 GOOD SEX????  a
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?  No, I try to limit my addictions
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...?  House
14.  What's the difference between an orange?
#20 | 512 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
don't worry, his first name would be skobie. and nobody f**ks with skobie pie.

nobody.
I won't do this with you.....lmao. NO
#21 | 512 days ago

1. What is your first name? Eric
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? (Nyce, name your imaginary child..thanks) Hell no, and we should be glad for that
3. How do you make the money? Auditor at DoD, meaning yup, gubmint bureaucrat!
4. What city were you born in? Frankfurt, Germany on the old AFB
5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?) Congenital heart defects (4 surgeries to date), high (but controlled) blood pressure, but otherwise fine physically. Mentally there's self-diagnosed hypochondria, self-diagnosed social anxiety, and Q diagnosed arrogant know-it-all ***hole
6. Do you do the drugs? Only my BP meds and booze
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente! I have no idea. I try to forget childhood. It was pretty blah and my sister was crazy.
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had. Nothing I can think of. I was not adventurous or rebellious.
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)? What's a relationship?
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned? I learn?
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know A
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior? Bwah
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...? A domicile
14. Purple monkey dishwasher
#22 | 512 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I won't do this with you.....lmao. NO
excuse me. ha! spelled my own son's name wrong. it's skobEe pie. silly.
#23 | 512 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
excuse me. ha! spelled my own son's name wrong. it's skobEe pie. silly.
NO!
#24 | 512 days ago

1. What is your first name? ---->Rrrrrebbbecca
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names?------>We don't use those in class.  I'm sure some are Lynn. 
3. How do you make the money?-->I get blamed for the failures of our youth.
4. What city were you born in?--->Starts with a "T" ends with an "e."
5. How is your health? --->so far so good.
6. Do you do the drugs?---->Mucinex sucks me dry when needed, Motrin comforts my lady bits, caffeine is my crack, and alcohol is there when I want to relax. 
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente!---->10+10. I was lucky.
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had.--->Ding Dong ditched the space cadet (the drug house) house on the block when I was a kid (they were raided 3 times for drugs and weapons), drove with people I shouldn't have, jumped off the pier......
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)?--->Huh?
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned?--->Appreciate every moment with those you love....time goes way too fast.
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know -->A
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?--->Hmmm. There's something out there, but I'm not that sure he or she wants us thinking of him as our lord and savior.
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...?--->house...in need of hardwood floors, a new kitchen, and some booby traps to catch the f*cker that keeps spraying my front porch. 
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#25 | 512 days ago

Answer these:
1. What is your first name? Technically, Rudolf (named after my grandpa and dad), but use my middle name, Kurt
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? 2 that I know of....middle names Kurt and Ann
3. How do you make the money? I play with feet, sometimes fixing them up and making em purdy
4. What city were you born in? Glen Ridge, NJ
5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?) Excellent health...other than eyes, which cataract surgery fixed
6. Do you do the drugs? Only Claritin for allergies, and tylenol for headaches (Vicodin for migraines)
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente! 10
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had. Driving over 100mph with my brother and sister in the car, racing a Trans Am with my Charger (I WON!!!)
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)? Being best friends, even when you cant stand each other!
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned? DON'T LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP!!!
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know A
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior? This sounds like a Spartan question...yes
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...? House
14.How long is a Chinaman's name.
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#26 | 511 days ago

1. What is your first name?  David
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? (Nyce, name your imaginary child..thanks) Jean, David
3. How do you make the money?  Home Depot, Bartending, Lacrosse
4. What city were you born in? Seattle
5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?) A little overweight, nothing serious.
6. Do you do the drugs? Nope
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente!
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8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had.  Shoplifting
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)?  I'm having sex.
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned?  If you scream for two years straight, you can exert enough energy to heat a cup of coffee.  Seems like being angry is kind of insignificant.
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know  B
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior? Yes
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...?  Apt.
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#27 | 511 days ago

1. What is your first name?  Christi
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? (Nyce, name your imaginary child..thanks)  My imaginary child, Elizabeth
3. How do you make the money?  working
4. What city were you born in?  Louisville
5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?)  Not bad.
6. Do you do the drugs?  I haven't in quite a while.
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente!  My dad, 10.  My mom, 6
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had.
I used to swim with friends in a single man's swimming pool when he wasn't home.  We were all 9-10 yrs old.
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)? 
I'll let you know when I figure it out.
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned?  Credit cards don't pay for themselves.
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know 
B.
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?  I did when I was a child.
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...?
  Condo
#28 | 509 days ago

kteacher wrote:
1. What is your first name? ---->Rrrrrebbbecca
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names?------>We don't use those in class.  I'm sure some are Lynn. 
3. How do you make the money?-->I get blamed for the failures of our youth.
4. What city were you born in?--->Starts with a "T" ends with an "e."
5. How is your health? --->so far so good.
6. Do you do the drugs?---->Mucinex sucks me dry when needed, Motrin comforts my lady bits, caffeine is my crack, and alcohol is there when I want to relax. 
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente!---->10+10. I was lucky.
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had.--->Ding Dong ditched the space cadet (the drug house) house on the block when I was a kid (they were raided 3 times for drugs and weapons), drove with people I shouldn't have, jumped off the pier......
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)?--->Huh?
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned?--->Appreciate every moment with those you love....time goes way too fast.
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know -->A
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?--->Hmmm. There's something out there, but I'm not that sure he or she wants us thinking of him as our lord and savior.
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...?--->house...in need of hardwood floors, a new kitchen, and some booby traps to catch the f*cker that keeps spraying my front porch. 
#12 is only here because it makes me laugh and I'm sure you knew that being that it's me, but your answer confooses me. Sooo....Wha? Something? Like an alien? Zeus? a god? the old gods or the new? But they don't want us to think of them as such? What, woman?

p.s. I like the way you rolled your "r".
#29 | 509 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
1. What is your first name?  Nicholas
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? (Nyce, name your imaginary child..thanks) - Yes (Joseph)
3. How do you make the money?  Client Relations Mgr/Proj Mgr
4. What city were you born in?  Chicago
5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?)  Health is good
6. Do you do the drugs? Not according to the laws in Colorado and Washington
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente! 6
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had. - Stole baseball cards from the local drug store.
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)? Communication
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned? Make people earn your trust....and then even at that point....HA! frown
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know  - B
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior? Yes (age 12)
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...?  Townhouse
14.  69
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#30 | 509 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
#12 is only here because it makes me laugh and I'm sure you knew that being that it's me, but your answer confooses me. Sooo....Wha? Something? Like an alien? Zeus? a god? the old gods or the new? But they don't want us to think of them as such? What, woman?

p.s. I like the way you rolled your "r".
I concur on the rolled "r" thing.
#31 | 509 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
#12 is only here because it makes me laugh and I'm sure you knew that being that it's me, but your answer confooses me. Sooo....Wha? Something? Like an alien? Zeus? a god? the old gods or the new? But they don't want us to think of them as such? What, woman?

p.s. I like the way you rolled your "r".
I don't know, but whatever it is I think it wants us to live the best we can and I believe there is something that comforts us (sort of like the angel of death Andrew from Touched by an Angel) when we are about to die.  I don't think it needs to be thanked when we win a prize or award. It's happy with us being good to one and other....as well as respecting other living creatures and can comfort us when we are lost. 


*** Sh*t I just confused myself or went really deep. It makes more sense when I think it on my own.
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#32 | 508 days ago

kteacher wrote:
1. What is your first name? ---->Rrrrrebbbecca
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names?------>We don't use those in class.  I'm sure some are Lynn. 
3. How do you make the money?-->I get blamed for the failures of our youth.
4. What city were you born in?--->Starts with a "T" ends with an "e."
5. How is your health? --->so far so good.
6. Do you do the drugs?---->Mucinex sucks me dry when needed, Motrin comforts my lady bits, caffeine is my crack, and alcohol is there when I want to relax. 
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente!---->10+10. I was lucky.
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had.--->Ding Dong ditched the space cadet (the drug house) house on the block when I was a kid (they were raided 3 times for drugs and weapons), drove with people I shouldn't have, jumped off the pier......
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)?--->Huh?
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned?--->Appreciate every moment with those you love....time goes way too fast.
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know -->A
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?--->Hmmm. There's something out there, but I'm not that sure he or she wants us thinking of him as our lord and savior.
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...?--->house...in need of hardwood floors, a new kitchen, and some booby traps to catch the f*cker that keeps spraying my front porch. 
1. Beck-eh


I have to.
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#33 | 508 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Answer these:
1. What is your first name?-Percival
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? (Nyce, name your imaginary child..thanks)-Pretty sure that yet another fathers day will pass uncelebrated by me
3. How do you make the money?-Currently through slave labor, soon to be through FTE.
4. What city were you born in?-Intercourse PA, or maybe that was where I was conceived, not sure.
5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?)-I feel fine, that is what counts.
6. Do you do the drugs?-Not anymore, but not any less either.
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente!-8.72196 there was an algorithm
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had.-Having sex with the babysitter, not sure why I had a 16 year old babysitter when I was 17, but it was their house.
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)?-It is rape even if you say surprise.
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned?-Always wash your hands before going to pee after you have been chopping Jalapenos!
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know-Are we defining Sexual Relations under the Clinton definition or another definition? Either way, I am gonna say D, but clarify that the majority of them don't know we had sexual relations. 
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?-Jesus was a friend of mine, he was not my lord or savior. If you knew the things about Jesus that I do. You wouldn't want him to be your lord and savior. 
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...?-Currently house, soon to be a hotel for 3 weeks and then a truck for 4 more weeks, then probably an apartment.
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#34 | 508 days ago

kteacher wrote:
I don't know, but whatever it is I think it wants us to live the best we can and I believe there is something that comforts us (sort of like the angel of death Andrew from Touched by an Angel) when we are about to die.  I don't think it needs to be thanked when we win a prize or award. It's happy with us being good to one and other....as well as respecting other living creatures and can comfort us when we are lost. 


*** Sh*t I just confused myself or went really deep. It makes more sense when I think it on my own.
Agreed.  Whether it (he, she) is a god, God, Allah, humanity's collective unconsciousness, or like Star Wars, the Force, something out there created and/or binds us together.  And I don't think we were created (or evolved from a lesser created creature) to exalt this being.

I like the celtic idea that, with all the different gods they had worshiped, they were just different faces of the same god.  So, when you criticize another person's god, or their belief, you are simultaneously criticizing your own.
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#35 | 508 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
1. What is your first name? D'Jonathan
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? (Nyce, name your imaginary child..thanks) I have dogs and I'm not that fancy to give them middle names. But If I did they would be Tank Hankerous and Iceman Cometh
3. How do you make the money? Electrical Contracting
4. What city were you born in? Aurora, CO
5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?) I'm in generally good health
6. Do you do the drugs? Don't know how this one got erased, but only green stuff at times. It's like tobacco here
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente! 10
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had. I'm a horrible liar, so I have no skeletons
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)? the most important part of casual people relationships is to be truly engaged and interested in them and what they have to say
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned? there is no spoon
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know A
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior? Being a nonbeliever works well for me
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...? I reside in a house
14. I don't think there's any way the Avs don't pick Seth Jones at #1 at the NHL draft
#36 | 507 days ago

1. What is your first name? Bean, eaters would be my last name
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? (Nyce, name your imaginary child..thanks) Katherine and Leigh
3. How do you make the money? GIS Specialist, Musician, Professional Beer Can Picker-upper
4. What city were you born in? Jacksonville, Fla
5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?) Yes
6. Do you do the drugs? I am all over the over 50 meds docs give you.
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente! Good with flashes of brutal
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had. I can't think of anything, they had eyes in the back of their head.
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)? Faint pulse and body temperature over 75 degrees.
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned? Having sex two or three times a year is not worth giving someone a house.
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know D.
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior? At times.
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...? House and cubical.
14. Cottage cheese and blueberries.
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#37 | 506 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
1. What is your first name? D'Jonathan
2. Do you have kids? If so, what are their middle names? (Nyce, name your imaginary child..thanks) I have dogs and I'm not that fancy to give them middle names. But If I did they would be Tank Hankerous and Iceman Cometh
3. How do you make the money? Electrical Contracting
4. What city were you born in? Aurora, CO
5. How is your health? (Do you have the diabettus or high blood pressure?) I'm in generally good health
6. Do you do the drugs? Don't know how this one got erased, but only green stuff at times. It's like tobacco here
7. Rate your parental upbringing on a scale of 1-10, 10 being superexcellente! 10
8. Name something you did as a kid that your parents never found out about but would have killed you if they had. I'm a horrible liar, so I have no skeletons
9. What's the most important part of your (a) relationship (the one with all the sex, not casual people relationships)? the most important part of casual people relationships is to be truly engaged and interested in them and what they have to say
10. What's one of the most important lessons you've learned? there is no spoon
11. Pick one: I've had the sexual relations with... a. 1-9 ppl, b. 10-19, c. 20-25, d. way too many, I don't even know A
12. Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior? Being a nonbeliever works well for me
13. Which do you reside in; house or apt or condo or trailer or cave or motel or RV or...? I reside in a house
14. I don't think there's any way the Avs don't pick Seth Jones at #1 at the NHL draft
Oh wow... like D'Brickashaw. Fancy.

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