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Mad Libs
Fill in the blanks


1) You don't know ____ until you've _____?
2) You're the ______ to my  _______?
3) Who needs _______ when you have ________?
4) I like them _______ and ________?
5) My ______ is bigger than _________?
6) If I only had _______, I would be _________?
7) Don't go in ________ because it ________ ?
8) When I was younger, I wanted _________ but ended up getting ________?
9) I was ______ when I first had _______?
10) ________ is soo __________ that I can't contain myself.
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221.51. Mad Libs

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#1 | 466 days ago

1) You don't know euphoria until you've injected heroin into your eyeball
2) You're the Ike to my Tina Turner
3) Who needs love when you have crippling social anxiety and subscriptions to fetish websites
4) I like them round and big and when I'm throwin a gig I just can't help myself I'm acting like an animal, now here's my scandal
5) My right testicle is bigger than my left one
6) If I only had lost my left hand, I would be all right
7) Don't go in the bathroom because it smells like someone needs to change their hamster
8) When I was younger, I wanted to be loved but ended up getting left behind on the curb because the kidnapper thought my friend Jimmy was cuter
9) I was tripping balls when I first had  a conversation with a toaster
10) Apple Pie is soo American that I can't contain myself.
  
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#1 | 466 days ago

1) You don't know euphoria until you've injected heroin into your eyeball
2) You're the Ike to my Tina Turner
3) Who needs love when you have crippling social anxiety and subscriptions to fetish websites
4) I like them round and big and when I'm throwin a gig I just can't help myself I'm acting like an animal, now here's my scandal
5) My right testicle is bigger than my left one
6) If I only had lost my left hand, I would be all right
7) Don't go in the bathroom because it smells like someone needs to change their hamster
8) When I was younger, I wanted to be loved but ended up getting left behind on the curb because the kidnapper thought my friend Jimmy was cuter
9) I was tripping balls when I first had  a conversation with a toaster
10) Apple Pie is soo American that I can't contain myself.
#2 | 466 days ago

Whoah whoah wait wait.  This isnt right.  This is all wrong.  

Noun noun verb adjective noun verb motherfu**er!
#3 | 466 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
I 've actually never played Mad Libs, but I'm curious as to how you keep score? Are there teams or is it a free-for-all? Is there guessing like charades? Rounds? Turns? How does it work exactly?

***edit: wikipedia was no help.***
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#4 | 466 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
there's just no right answers after stoney's.

actually. cheese being so robert downey jr. is pretty awesome.
#5 | 466 days ago

1) You don't know sh** until you've been through it
2) You're the Busta to my Rhymes
3) Who needs lube when you have salivary glands
4) I like them on ice and slightly juicy
5) My butt is bigger than yours
6) If I only had the words, I would be a poet and you know et
7) Don't go in the forest because it is full o' bears
8) When I was younger, I wanted a jetta but ended up getting a bus pass
9) I was in love when I first had  a taste
10) Cheese is soo Robert Downey Jr that I can't even contain myself.
#6 | 466 days ago

Fill in the blanks
 
 
1) You don't know PAIN until you've DATED JODI ARIAS.
2) You're the QUEEN to my HIVE.
3) Who needs HILLARY when you have MONICA?
4) I like them SHORT and SWEET.
5) My MOMMA is bigger than YO MOMMA.
6) If I only had HGH, I would be A SUPERHERO.
7) Don't go in THE DOG HOUSE, because it SUCKS.
8) When I was younger, I wanted FREE PARKING but ended up getting JAIL.
9) I was PUMPED when I first had A BEER.
10) MY GIRL KOBE-LOVA is soo FINE that I can't contain myself.
 
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#7 | 466 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
marcus_nyce wrote:
I 've actually never played Mad Libs, but I'm curious as to how you keep score? Are there teams or is it a free-for-all? Is there guessing like charades? Rounds? Turns? How does it work exactly?

***edit: wikipedia was no help.***
i'll show you! i need these:

noun
adjective
verb
verb
proper noun
verb
nouns
exclamation
verb
place
proper noun
ing-verb
adjective
verb
adjective
proper noun
noun
exclamation
adjective
noun
adjective
noun

no scoring, just &!&!
 
#8 | 466 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i'll show you! i need these:

noun
adjective
verb
verb
proper noun
verb
nouns
exclamation
verb
place
proper noun
ing-verb
adjective
verb
adjective
proper noun
noun
exclamation
adjective
noun
adjective
noun

no scoring, just &!&!
 
Umm, what?

Yeah, but... what?

I get the word part. I'm still confused as to how one wins and one loses? Is it a game or just a vocabulary exercise? Why do people play it at parties or whatever?
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#9 | 466 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I 've actually never played Mad Libs, but I'm curious as to how you keep score? Are there teams or is it a free-for-all? Is there guessing like charades? Rounds? Turns? How does it work exactly?

***edit: wikipedia was no help.***
It's coed naked and generally teams of 2 :) We should start picking teams ASAP...
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#10 | 466 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
marcus_nyce wrote:
Umm, what?

Yeah, but... what?

I get the word part. I'm still confused as to how one wins and one loses? Is it a game or just a vocabulary exercise? Why do people play it at parties or whatever?
guh. there's no winning or losing! fill out those words. get weird with it and i promise it will be winning. and make it snappy! i gotta go tutor a kiddo in 20 minutes!
#11 | 466 days ago

rockysnappyduke wrote:
It's coed naked and generally teams of 2 :) We should start picking teams ASAP...
I second this.
#12 | 466 days ago

I don't  _______ __ _______  cool
#13 | 466 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
I don't  _______ __ _______  cool
I know this one!
#14 | 466 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
guh. there's no winning or losing! fill out those words. get weird with it and i promise it will be winning. and make it snappy! i gotta go tutor a kiddo in 20 minutes!
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#15 | 466 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
i am going to go mold a mind. have it done when i get back.
#16 | 466 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Wait? What?

It's not the real mad libs? (insert sarcasm here)

Jason, there is no way in hell we could ever do the real mad libs on here because you are supposed to list Nouns, Adjectives and Verbs and then the magic midget behind the computer screen spits out a paragraph story with your answers.

This was just the title that I decided to use.  cool
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#17 | 466 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Wait? What?

It's not the real mad libs? (insert sarcasm here)

Jason, there is no way in hell we could ever do the real mad libs on here because you are supposed to list Nouns, Adjectives and Verbs and then the magic midget behind the computer screen spits out a paragraph story with your answers.

This was just the title that I decided to use.  cool
i am trying to do the real ones. but marcus won't magic with me. i won't beg, but i will passive-aggressively pout like a real a**h***.
#18 | 466 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Wait? What?

It's not the real mad libs? (insert sarcasm here)

Jason, there is no way in hell we could ever do the real mad libs on here because you are supposed to list Nouns, Adjectives and Verbs and then the magic midget behind the computer screen spits out a paragraph story with your answers.

This was just the title that I decided to use.  cool
I was the magic midget one time. It didn't work so well. I like this better.
#19 | 466 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Jess wrote:
I was the magic midget one time. It didn't work so well. I like this better.
lmao!  yes
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#20 | 466 days ago
Nick__ (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i am trying to do the real ones. but marcus won't magic with me. i won't beg, but i will passive-aggressively pout like a real a**h***.
We have too many of those already.  Don't go there!  wink
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#21 | 466 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Wait? What?

It's not the real mad libs? (insert sarcasm here)

Jason, there is no way in hell we could ever do the real mad libs on here because you are supposed to list Nouns, Adjectives and Verbs and then the magic midget behind the computer screen spits out a paragraph story with your answers.

This was just the title that I decided to use.  cool
This can work, man.  You throw me a PM or vice versa with a list of random questions.  We can decide which words to blank out and then put up a poll asking for whatever parts of speech we leave blank.   Then after a couple of days...we copy and paste the PM of questions into the poll and hilarity ensues.  
#22 | 466 days ago

I thought this was Leigh's poll all day.



and while I'm at it, I keep confusing Nick with Jen because of all the hippie colors. it's on my nerves. He is no Jen.
#23 | 466 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I thought this was Leigh's poll all day.



and while I'm at it, I keep confusing Nick with Jen because of all the hippie colors. it's on my nerves. He is no Jen.
I did that too! I kept thinking he was Jen, but I never thought Jen was him. but still....it was messing with me
#24 | 465 days ago


1) You don't know pain until you've stepped on a LEGO ?
2) You're the glove to balls?
3) Who needs protection when you have sex?
4) I like them big and firm?
5) My bad credit is bigger than yours
6) If I only had won the lottery , I would be in Cooperstown right now?
7) Don't go in bathroom because it needs 5 thousand air fresheners?
8) When I was younger, I wanted a great job but ended up getting more bills than I can afford?
9) I was 16 when I first had an alcoholic beverage?
10) Salma Hayek is sooDAMN SEX that I can't contain myself ?

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#25 | 465 days ago

I've gone ahead a scored this poll

Stoney: 234 & 87-5
Andrea Agathangelou: (121) claimed a maiden Championship century as the visitors added 43 to their overnight total before being bowled out for 295.
Nyce: (yet to bat)

NOTES: Australia Women innings
  • powerplay 1: overs 1 to 10 (28/4)
  • powerplay 2: overs 36 (119/7) to 40 (131/8)
  • Australia Women innings: 50 in 15.5 overs
  • Australia Women innings: 100 in 27.4 overs
  • 6th wicket 50 partnership: LC Sthalekar (22) and SJ Coyte (17) added 50 in 58 balls
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#26 | 465 days ago

What the...
#27 | 465 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I know this one!
what tipped you off? 
#28 | 464 days ago

Jess wrote:
I did that too! I kept thinking he was Jen, but I never thought Jen was him. but still....it was messing with me
you two, so made me giggle just now..i'll change my pic...i no want you confused about who i am...heartchoo
#29 | 463 days ago

You don`t know ME untill you`ve BEEN WITH ME IN A STRIPCLUB ASKING FOR CHANGE.
Your the LINK to my CHAIN.
Who needs MONEY when you have PLASTIC.
I like them IN TWOS and BIG!
My FINGER is bigger than MY NOSTRIL.
If only I had A SMALLER FINGER I would be FINE.
Don`t go in MY KITCHEN because it IS ON FIRE AGAIN.
When I was younger, I wanted A BALL but ended up getting TWO OLD ONES.
I was SKINNY when I first had JUNK FOOD.
THE WINGS is so GONNA WIN that I can`t contain myself. smiley
#30 | 437 days ago

rockysnappyduke wrote:
It's coed naked and generally teams of 2 :) We should start picking teams ASAP...
Hmmmm....I pick Ashlie :)
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