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F/E 3 Day W/E Edition
How lazy is Jason?

Boobs, sun, beer, liquor, ribs, blah blah blah.

And, don't forget to remember those who've died so we can enjoy all this schtuff.

(insert USA boobs here)
(play Born Free or some other song here)

Just saw World War Z trailer as I was typing this. IN.
| Closed on 06/13/13 at 05:00PM
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8%a. Three Day Weekend...Whoo Hoo!
8%b. Pools open today...half naked fatties!!!
8%c. An extra day to drink!
15%d. Boobies?
31%e. Your mom!
31%f. Beaneaters pees in pools!

 &nbp;
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#20 | 478 days ago

Your mom!  
  
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#1 | 478 days ago

#2 | 478 days ago

Just cause this makes me laugh!

#3 | 478 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by AlwaysSunshine)
PAZ!  MMMM-mmm!


Boobies?  
#4 | 478 days ago

Nick knows whats up. +100000
Your mom!  
#5 | 478 days ago

Whoah whoah whoah....wait one GOD D**NED minute.   How did that punka** get a star?  When did this happen?  I'm pushing people down stairs until i get answers.   
Your mom!  
#6 | 478 days ago

Boobies?  
#7 | 478 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Whoah whoah whoah....wait one GOD D**NED minute.   How did that punka** get a star?  When did this happen?  I'm pushing people down stairs until i get answers.   
Are you talking about my punka**?
#8 | 478 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
Are you talking about my punka**?
Uhhh yeah!  
Is this some kind of 2 month late april fool's joke?
Your mom!  
#9 | 478 days ago

(Edited by AlwaysSunshine)
Jason_ wrote:
Uhhh yeah!  
Is this some kind of 2 month late april fool's joke?
Life is just so much more enjoyable when you get your period.

#10 | 478 days ago

You cant bribe me with fap material...i wont look.  You're still a punka**. 
Your mom!  
#11 | 478 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Uhhh yeah!  
Is this some kind of 2 month late april fool's joke?
And you're super late noticing it. Good Morning, cupcake.
#12 | 478 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
And you're super late noticing it. Good Morning, cupcake.
I am not...this happened overnight!
Your mom!  
#13 | 478 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I am not...this happened overnight!
No sir. Been months.
#14 | 478 days ago

I knew Jessica was being too nice...it should have dawned on me earlier.  She bypassed me AGAIN and was nice to me as a distraction.  F**k...im so stupid.   
Your mom!  
#15 | 478 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
No sir. Been months.
Liar..

LIAR..

You're just part of the smoke and mirrors.   You cant fool me anymore.  All you girls are in cahoots.   Trust no one!
Your mom!  
#16 | 478 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Liar..

LIAR..

You're just part of the smoke and mirrors.   You cant fool me anymore.  All you girls are in cahoots.   Trust no one!
it's okay... you never see anything. You're so very special. Chillax.
#17 | 478 days ago




Jess probably uses a form like above when choosing who gets the Star.   


I Occupied the hell out of Monsanto today, along with millions of other people around the world.  My feet are tired and I am a bit sunburned and dehydrated.   Almost a total media blackout.  angry
Corporate news.
Your mom!  
#18 | 478 days ago

I occupied the hell out of Monsato today, also.  That was fun.

And I just ran out for dinner.  And I've run into a Vietnamese/Cuban boy TWICE today.  I keep telling him "no" because he's young.  Like 22.  Today I said yes.  He owns his own business, and I do know and love his mamma.  I just hope it doesn't turn out that she has to poison me if I break his heart. indecision
#19 | 478 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
I occupied the hell out of Monsato today, also.  That was fun.

And I just ran out for dinner.  And I've run into a Vietnamese/Cuban boy TWICE today.  I keep telling him "no" because he's young.  Like 22.  Today I said yes.  He owns his own business, and I do know and love his mamma.  I just hope it doesn't turn out that she has to poison me if I break his heart. indecision
I hope you get poisoned like Joffrey gets poisoned next week on Game of Thrones!
Your mom!  
#20 | 478 days ago

Your mom!  
#21 | 478 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I hope you get poisoned like Joffrey gets poisoned next week on Game of Thrones!
I'll be sure to have Mamma Bear send you highlights of the event.
#22 | 478 days ago

 Told ya I needed a camera crew.

Your mom!  
#23 | 478 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
I'll be sure to have Mamma Bear send you highlights of the event.
Fall down some stairs. 
Your mom!  
#24 | 478 days ago

#25 | 477 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Uhhh yeah!  
Is this some kind of 2 month late april fool's joke?
Umm, she WAS a mod once before, they just had to give her a star on her spiffy new account.  Thanks for playing, you lose.
Beaneaters pees in pools!  
#26 | 477 days ago

Haaaaaaiiiiiiii!

I am still alive, in case anyone cares or noticed I haven't been around much.  Have three jobs now, so been busy, plus it is nice out so I spend all the time I can outside.  

I had to work today, but still honked for the Monsato protestors every chance I got!

Jason, It has been at least two months since Christi achieved mod status again, but since you are only here half the time, I guess it has been the equivalent of one month for you.

I golfed Ladies Night Thursday night and hit a few really awesome shots.  Now if I could only hit a lot more awesome shots, life would be grand.  Good news is my short game has improved dramatically.  Bad news, putting has gone for a s**t.

No long weekend here, that was last weekend.  However, thank you to all who serve, have served, or will serve to keep us all safe.
Your mom!  
#27 | 477 days ago

Shameless Plug - Coca-Cola 600 Live Race Thread
Your mom!  
#28 | 477 days ago

Greetings Everybodee!

The jazz band put on a good show yesterday at the veterans home.  And after, they chatted with the residents. Since we've been there a few times, it was good to see the kids interacting with the residents, reinforcing the bond of friendship.  This was our last trip of the year, but we hope to go back more often next year.
#29 | 477 days ago

Is there anything more boring than a auto race finishing under yellow? That would be like the NFL making the SB a flag football game.
#30 | 477 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
Life is just so much more enjoyable when you get your period.

who is the redhead?
#31 | 477 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
who is the redhead?
I have no idea.
#32 | 476 days ago



#33 | 476 days ago

Boobies?  
#34 | 476 days ago
Nick__ (+)

alainpeartree wrote:
who is the redhead?
if you want to check out a HOT redhead, go and check out Leanna Decker!   MAMA MIA!  heart
Boobies?  
#35 | 476 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Happy Memorial Day, peeps!



Boobies?  
#36 | 476 days ago

Just FYI:  Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes is f**kawesome.
#37 | 476 days ago

Happy Memorial day everyone.  smiley


Three Day Weekend...Whoo Hoo!  
#38 | 476 days ago

#39 | 476 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
if you want to check out a HOT redhead, go and check out Leanna Decker!   MAMA MIA!  heart
TYVM-  Happy Memorial Q'Landers- Hope all is well and ladies dont ruin all your lovely figures this w/e- fellas- eat drink and be merry!!!!
#40 | 476 days ago

An extra day off? lucky f***ers! So I`m a little peeved off..twice in the past week while shopping I`ve been approached by shoppers for advice about directions or advice about what to buy. Do I look like a guy who would work at Cosco or Crappy Tire? Ok the first time I was wearing my glo in the dark safety vest so the lady, I think, assumed I was an employee...maybe one of those annoying 70 year old greeters who you meet at the door who arent even sure where they are let alone where the maxi-pads are! Well yesterday a lady, I think, asks what she should use to get rid of ants! so I look at her all serious like I have knowledge about everything and I say use fire. The sad part she thought I was serious then wanted my advice on killing dandelions. WTF! oh by the way I would never kill an ant on purpose. Hey the incident last summer wasn`t my fault, I thought they could swim.

carry onsmiley
#41 | 476 days ago

Date #1 went well yesterday.  We grabbed dinner at his mom's restaurant and went to the coffee shop next door, where we talked for a couple of hours.  I agreed to let him take me out for a milkshake and a hike at the fossil beds today.
#42 | 476 days ago

(Edited by Debi_L)
Day off #1

Did my nails, helped my son with some online pay crap, Got my daughter off to school.  Gotta pick up the boss's kids at 3, as they went to the next city over to shop today.  Had an awesome day at work yesterday, working at the golf course.   I'm loving life!!

(okay, truth be told, the absence of snow has a lot to do with this mood)
Your mom!  
#43 | 476 days ago

Sports started early today - here's today's thread! 
#44 | 475 days ago

Beaneaters pees in pools!  

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