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With Great Power....
I'm sure I'm not alone in having throughout my life thoughts of grandeur and delusions of how amazing it would be to have a super power and/or be a superhero. What I want to know today is, what would be the worst or lamest super power you could be blessed with? Bonus Points for creative names

For example:
The Graphite Tip - has the uncanny ability, whether by hand or using an electronic pencil sharpener, to sharpen a pencil perfectly every time. I'm talking 1/4" of graphite showing and 5/8" of shaved pencil, every single time.
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297.51. With Great Power....

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#1 | 440 days ago

The Direction - the ability to find all the a$$h*%#s who do not use their cars turn signals and make them use them by waving his left or right hand.
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#1 | 440 days ago

The Direction - the ability to find all the a$$h*%#s who do not use their cars turn signals and make them use them by waving his left or right hand.
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#2 | 440 days ago

Lactivision- the ability to turn water into milk with your eyes.
#3 | 440 days ago

davonthedl wrote:
The Direction - the ability to find all the a$$h*%#s who do not use their cars turn signals and make them use them by waving his left or right hand.
That's not lame at all. That's a great superpower. 
#4 | 440 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
That's not lame at all. That's a great superpower. 
I thought that, too.
#5 | 440 days ago

I think that pencil sharpening power is PRETTY DARN AWESOME.......says the teacher who can't keep a pencil sharpener from breaking.

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Cracking.......the ability, while walking, of never stepping on a crack. indecision
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#6 | 440 days ago

(Edited by Kenne)
Polling Refrainability - the ability to refrain from making several similar polls a day. I already possess this super power, but there's a few Q'ers who could benefit from having it.

On a serious note, I think a lame super power would be "Quietus Fanitis", the ability to not yell during sports matches. I wouldn't wanna have this power, but I know people who do, like the old folks at the bar. Must suck.

Another one that may seem lame, but could actually prove to be quite useful is "Canine Communicato" a power to communicate with dogs and threaten them in their language, if they don't STFU & stop barking!
#7 | 439 days ago

Sense and Sensibility, 2 words never spoken in Bud Selig's household.  This superpower would allow you to see yourself for what you really are, which is a glorified 3rd grader who lived out your childhood dream to get wealthy and run the game of baseball much like you remembered it to be during your childhood in the 30's.
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#8 | 439 days ago

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