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The air is out in our dept, so I shan't be at this desk.
I'm sick of this workplace.

Idk how I'm gonna pay my car note this month. It's already late.
I finished Ocean at the end of the Lane last night. Love.

I feel neglected.
I want some crab cakes.
and * ***.
dammit.
What does Biogenesis mean to baseball people because it's not what I think of when I hear the term?
I haven't played Assassin's Creed in a few months, so I got an email this morning that said "Return to the Animus". I luff them so.
Quality participation level needs to go way up in this piece.
I want a cocktail.

And remember, a penny saved is not nearly enough to support your habits.
I'm gone.
| Closed on 08/18/13 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
9 Fans 
0%a. You talkiní to me?...
11%b. Have it your way...
11%c. They smile in your face...
11%d. "I'm smarter than the average bear!"...
11%e. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark...
22%f. Brass Monkey ...
33%g. Beaneaters...

 &nbp;
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#1 | 452 days ago

Beaneaters...  
  
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#1 | 452 days ago

Beaneaters...  
#2 | 452 days ago
Nick__ (+)

If a Turtle didn't have it's shell, would it be naked or homeless?





#3 | 452 days ago

High on a hill is a lonely goat.......

Beaneaters...  
#4 | 452 days ago

Biogenesis makes me embarrassed once again to be from Florida.
As a baseball fan, it's makes me sad.
Mmm, crabcakes.
Swiss Miss,  hmm.  Strange hankering suddenly.
The family that cut me off of work after I saved the old ladies life, wants me back.  Yeah, mo money now.  Suckas!
I realize it's summer but damn.

They smile in your face...  
#5 | 452 days ago

I'm about sick of this s*** with my g**d*** f***ing back. Next time we go to Seattle, I'm tracking a chiropractor down. I can't take this much longer.

Ash - Biogenesis in baseball has something to do with PED's, and now they're blowing the top off the whole list of athletes involved (I guess MMA dudes are in the mix now too). I don't know. I'm probably saying it wrong. I'm having a difficult time concentrating.
It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark...  
#6 | 452 days ago

Jess wrote:
I'm about sick of this s*** with my g**d*** f***ing back. Next time we go to Seattle, I'm tracking a chiropractor down. I can't take this much longer.

Ash - Biogenesis in baseball has something to do with PED's, and now they're blowing the top off the whole list of athletes involved (I guess MMA dudes are in the mix now too). I don't know. I'm probably saying it wrong. I'm having a difficult time concentrating.

Ya def need somekind of adjustment or somethin, cause thas way long for a back to still be acting up indecision  esp when heat/ice/pills dont do any good, thas ooc 

and yes Biogenesis was selling PED's to all kinds of mofo's it seems and now its full of rats

Never Fear - I have activated the "Capt Signal" so hopefully we will have another coffee group update before long !  
#7 | 452 days ago

Oh, it's a company...
#8 | 452 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:

Ya def need somekind of adjustment or somethin, cause thas way long for a back to still be acting up indecision  esp when heat/ice/pills dont do any good, thas ooc 

and yes Biogenesis was selling PED's to all kinds of mofo's it seems and now its full of rats

Never Fear - I have activated the "Capt Signal" so hopefully we will have another coffee group update before long !  
Right?! Well, heat gives it relief but only when it's actually on it - the feeling of relief goes away as soon as the heat is gone. And it's right on my spine in the same place...it's definitely out and needs an adjustment. There are a few things that are amplifying (is that the word I want here?) the problem:

1 - we live SO far away from anywhere I can actually go for some physical therapy of any sort
2 - my husband is on duty every few days, which means he's not home at night to help chill out the spasms with a massage
3 - whenever it starts to feel better, we have to go somewhere...anywhere we go, I'm on a road for more than an hour that is more like a roller coaster (seriously...I'm not even exaggerating) than a road. Twists, turns, elevation changes, bumps...it's a mess and it's hell on my spine. So even if I did get to see a chiropractor regularly to get it all set, it would be all for not because in order to get there and back I have to go on this road.
4 - my husband can adjust my back in the area where it's out right now, but of course he's never here when the spasms subside enough to allow him to do that

It's so frustrating. We really need to move, is what it all comes down to.
(Yes I ended that sentence with a preposition but I rewrote it several times and couldn't come up with a better structure.)
It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark...  
#9 | 452 days ago

oh my god,this is the cutest thing ever. i want to squeak him!


i
 can't breathe when i think about him. JUSTLOOKATHISFEET. ohhhhh goddammit. ohhhhhmy god he's so cute. he makes me clench all the clenchable parts of me out of cuteness. F**K.

there are way too many people in myrealmof humans that are getting married, or graduating, or having babies, or eating lunch at diners in madrid or moving into houses. i made a chocolate layer cake fromscratch that was delicious and cost me less than $7 and excuseme, but i think that's way awesommer than your 2nd kid who's an absolute dream night-sleeper.

stoney's video he posted yesterday made me damn proud to be born and raised in denver.
#10 | 452 days ago

holy hell has it been busy today.. it's been busy for the last 7 months, it's nuts. But saying that, it's way better than the alternative

I stumbled upon something last night that lead me to Pinterest. I've heard good things, and decided to mess around on there for just long enough to get pissed at the site and go to bed. Ladies out there help me out. Was it me or when someone pins something you just get a headline then have to redirect through 4 clicks to get to the info you see on somebody's page?


I have so many choices for this Friday night.. I have a ticket to see Rush if I want it, but I already have tickets to see Sharknado in the theater at midnight... I need to see if I can do both. Sh*t Show Friday

#11 | 452 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
holy hell has it been busy today.. it's been busy for the last 7 months, it's nuts. But saying that, it's way better than the alternative

I stumbled upon something last night that lead me to Pinterest. I've heard good things, and decided to mess around on there for just long enough to get pissed at the site and go to bed. Ladies out there help me out. Was it me or when someone pins something you just get a headline then have to redirect through 4 clicks to get to the info you see on somebody's page?


I have so many choices for this Friday night.. I have a ticket to see Rush if I want it, but I already have tickets to see Sharknado in the theater at midnight... I need to see if I can do both. Sh*t Show Friday

Rush. Always.
They smile in your face...  
#12 | 452 days ago

I thought Rush wasn't out until September, or are we talking about the band? That would make more sense, since I doubt Stoney would care about the subject of the upcoming movie.

Ash, Biogenesis was a "clinic" run by a fake doctor to peddle PEDs to baseball players. Baseball, after an investigation involving multiple strong arm tactics, is starting to suspend players, particularly the two scalps they really wanted: Ryan Braun and Alex Rodriguez. It's dragging on because it's a legal mess. Rodriguez should be suspended any day now, which will create a bigger cluster*bleep* because the commissioner might ignore the collectively bargained procedures to "get" A-Rod, which I suspect is a ploy to force the union to defend him to make the union look bad. This will work PR-wise because America hates unions.

But you probably shoudn't listen to me, since by casting doubt on baseball's process, I am by default a PED apologist.
#13 | 452 days ago

I see.... but I faded out about halfway through... baseball makes me zzzzzzzz.

Oh, I don't hate unions.
#14 | 452 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
I thought Rush wasn't out until September, or are we talking about the band? That would make more sense, since I doubt Stoney would care about the subject of the upcoming movie.

Ash, Biogenesis was a "clinic" run by a fake doctor to peddle PEDs to baseball players. Baseball, after an investigation involving multiple strong arm tactics, is starting to suspend players, particularly the two scalps they really wanted: Ryan Braun and Alex Rodriguez. It's dragging on because it's a legal mess. Rodriguez should be suspended any day now, which will create a bigger cluster*bleep* because the commissioner might ignore the collectively bargained procedures to "get" A-Rod, which I suspect is a ploy to force the union to defend him to make the union look bad. This will work PR-wise because America hates unions.

But you probably shoudn't listen to me, since by casting doubt on baseball's process, I am by default a PED apologist.
oh we're talking about the band. but I am aware of the story behind the upcoming movie and will be seeing it. (Becky, Thor is in it!)
#15 | 452 days ago

Damn you, Target.  Damn you for putting Outkast in my head morning, noon, and night.

"Hey Ya"

[Intro]
One, two, three, uh!

[Verse One - Andre 3000]
My baby don't mess around
Because she loves me so
And this I know for sure.
Uh, But does she really wanna
But can't stand to see me
Walk out the door.
Don't try to fight the feelin'
'Cause the thought alone is killing me right now..
Uh, thank god for mom and dad
For sticking two together
'Cause we don't know how...
UH!

[Chorus:]
Hey... ya.
Hey ya.
Hey... ya.
Hey ya.
Hey... ya.
Hey ya.
Hey... ya.
Hey ya.

[Verse Two - Andre 3000]
You think you've got it
Oh, you think you've got it
But got it just don't get it
'Til there's nothing at all
We get together
Oh, we get together
But separate's always better when there's feelings involved
If what they say is "Nothing is forever"
Then what makes, then what makes, then what makes
Then what makes, what makes, what makes love the exception
So why you, why you
Why you, why you, why you are we so in denial
When we know we're not happy here...
Y'all don't want me here you just wanna dance

[Chorus]
Hey... ya. (OH OH)
Hey ya. (OH OH)
Hey... ya. (Don't want to meet your daddy, OH OH)
Hey ya. (Just want you in my Caddy OH OH)
Hey... ya. (OH OH, don't want to meet yo' mama OH OH)
Hey ya. (Just want to make you cumma OH OH)
Hey... ya. (I'm, OH OH I'm, OH OH)
Hey ya. (I'm just being honest OH OH, I'm just being honest)

[Bridge - Andre 3000]
Hey, alright now
Alright now fellas yeah!
Now what's cooler than bein' cool?
(ICE COLD!)
I can't hear ya'
I say what's, what's cooler than bein' cool?
(ICE COLD!)
Whooo...
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright,
OK now ladies (yeah!)
Now we gon' break this thing down in just a few seconds
Now don't have me to break this thing down for nothing
Now I wanna see y'all on your baddest behavior
Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor
Uh!Here we go know...
Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (oh oh)
Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it (oh oh)
Shake it, shake it like a Polaroid Picture, shake it, shake it
Shh you got to, shake it, shh shake it, shake it, got to shake it
(Shake it sugar) shake it like a Polaroid Picture

[Verse Three - Andre 3000 (Repeating "Shake it" in background)]
Now all Beyoncé's and Lucy Liu's
And baby dolls, get on the floor
(Get on the floor)
You know what to do.
You know what to do.
You know what to do!

[Chorus]
Hey... ya. (OH OH)
Hey ya. (OH OH)
Hey... ya. (OH OH)
Hey ya. (Uh oh, Hey ya)
Hey... ya. (OH OH)
Hey ya. (Uh, uh, OH OH)
Hey... ya. (OH OH)
Hey ya. (OH OH)
#16 | 452 days ago

Ahem, they call me Mr. Carter, I fly over water in my own charter
Baby, I can turn you on like a phone chargerBaby, I can hit it like a muthaf***in' DodgerIf you want a soldier baby, I can be your sergeantAnd girl, if you're gay(e), umm, I can be your MarvinI like hot grits and toast in the mornin'I hope you turn into a ghost in the mornin'I pop you up like chicken poxShout out to my ***** Jamie FoxxWe tighter than some stinky socksI be in the slickest drop, listenin' to some Iggy popAnd I'm from the dirty, I say f*** the broom and a mopHe's so sweet make her wanna eat the candy store1 2 3 4Let's go hit the strip, baby, then go home and strip, babyFoxx and Lil Wayne on this Just Blaze sh**, babyGirl, just say the word 'n we can break out like the pox
Plus you got 4 minutes 'fore I'm right up in the spot

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