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14 Fans 
36%a. Team STFU...
21%b. He's only a kid Harry. We can take him...
21%c. I like the way you do that right thurr...
7%d. Tonight is the night...
0%e. O Brother, where art though...
7%f. Legal Shirley Temple...
7%g. Beans...

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#1 | 386 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Ashlie, are you still having dreams about me? I want full details  blush  cool  cheeky


Taking my mom to the Cubs-Phillies game on Friday. It's something that I do every year.  Last year, we went to see the Dodgers and had 5th row from the Dodgers bullpen and it was 94 degrees that day. We didn't last past the 6th inning. Way too hot for her.

This year, I have 12th row along side the Cubs bullpen (3rd base line) and, of course, it's supposed to be 90 degrees. frown

Pitching matchup for Friday is Halladay vs Samardzija!  Woowhooo!  If nothing else, I should see GOOD pitching! indecision (sigh)




I like the way you do that right thurr...  
  
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#1 | 386 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Ashlie, are you still having dreams about me? I want full details  blush  cool  cheeky


Taking my mom to the Cubs-Phillies game on Friday. It's something that I do every year.  Last year, we went to see the Dodgers and had 5th row from the Dodgers bullpen and it was 94 degrees that day. We didn't last past the 6th inning. Way too hot for her.

This year, I have 12th row along side the Cubs bullpen (3rd base line) and, of course, it's supposed to be 90 degrees. frown

Pitching matchup for Friday is Halladay vs Samardzija!  Woowhooo!  If nothing else, I should see GOOD pitching! indecision (sigh)




I like the way you do that right thurr...  
#2 | 386 days ago

Headed to Fremont, NE Saturday to watch a family member play football for Midland University as they host Mayville(N.D.) State University.  Then flying out Sunday to Denver to catch up with my mom who had double bypass surgery in the last 10 days.
Team STFU...  
#3 | 386 days ago

Yes. I stabbed you in the face with a brick. Lots of times. Why do you ask?

Idk why Nick keeps calling my name. I assume it's something to do with his response to me in our last convo, which I didnt even read, and the one person I WANT calling my name, won't. siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

Morning. Still not in the mood for this really. I think I'm sad but I can't tell.

My knee hurts.

Those sasquatch beef jerky or links whatever commercials make me rotflaughing.
#4 | 386 days ago

#5 | 386 days ago
Nick__ (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
Yes. I stabbed you in the face with a brick. Lots of times. Why do you ask?

Idk why Nick keeps calling my name. I assume it's something to do with his response to me in our last convo, which I didnt even read, and the one person I WANT calling my name, won't. siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

Morning. Still not in the mood for this really. I think I'm sad but I can't tell.

My knee hurts.

Those sasquatch beef jerky or links whatever commercials make me rotflaughing.
You know damn well that is not what you were dreaming about.....but, while we are at it, how did you know that I wanted you to hurt me? The funny part to your answer is that I was doing the same thing to your face, but, not with a brick, but what I used rhymes with Brick! blush angel

Thanks, now I have this song stuck in my head:

OW, She's a brick....house
She’s Mighty, mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
Oh, She's a brick....house
Ah,that lady's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back,

Oh, she’s a brick....house
Well, we’re together everybody knows
This is how the story goes.

She knows she's got everything
that a woman needs to get a man, yeah yeah,
How can she lose with the stuff she use,
36-24-36, Oh what a winning hand.

Cause she’s a brick....house
She's mighty,mighty just lettin' it all hang out
Ah she’s a brick....house
Oh that lady's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothin'back, 
Ow she’s a brick....house
Yeah she's the one the only one built like
an am-a-zon,

(Umm),The clothes she wears, her sexy ways,
make an old man wish for younger days,(Yeah,Yeah)
She knows she's built and knows how to please
Sho''nuff can knock a strong man to his knees,

Cause she’s a brick....house
Yeah,She's mighty,mighty, just lettin' it all hang out,
Ah, Brick....House
that lady's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothin'back, Ow

Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,dow,down,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,now,
Shook-a dow,and-Oow........,

brick....house,Yeah She’s Mighty mighty,
a just lettin' it all hang out
Ow,brick....house,
Yeah she's the one, the only one, built like
an am-a-zon,


Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,Shook-a now,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,Shook-a now,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,Shook-a now,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,Shake it, Shake it,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,Shook-a now,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,Shook-a now,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,Shook-a now,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,Shake it,
Ow,Brick....House.
I like the way you do that right thurr...  
#6 | 386 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
#7 | 386 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Yes. I stabbed you in the face with a brick. Lots of times. Why do you ask?

Idk why Nick keeps calling my name. I assume it's something to do with his response to me in our last convo, which I didnt even read, and the one person I WANT calling my name, won't. siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

Morning. Still not in the mood for this really. I think I'm sad but I can't tell.

My knee hurts.

Those sasquatch beef jerky or links whatever commercials make me rotflaughing.
High, Ash!  Holla @ ya boy!

- Grilled chicken in intense heat last night.  Why?  BC I love my GF, it was her first day of school (she's a teacher - get those sick thoughts out yo heads), and she REALLY wanted said chicken.  It wouldn't of been that bad had fuses not kept blowing when I was done.  No AC = angry JSwol.  That ish best be fixed before I get home esta noche. 

- I'm a closet "The Mandy Project" fan.  What can I say....it cracks me up.  Don't be hatin'!

- May be going ot the ND game on Saturday....if my buddy's sister has to work.  I told her to go above and beyond considering she's fresh out of college working her first "real" job.  Hopefully that resonates. 

- Making JSwols famous Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo tonight....provided the AC issue is fixed.  You jelly?   
Team STFU...  
#8 | 386 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
You know damn well that is not what you were dreaming about.....but, while we are at it, how did you know that I wanted you to hurt me? The funny part to your answer is that I was doing the same thing to your face, but, not with a brick, but what I used rhymes with Brick! blush angel

Thanks, now I have this song stuck in my head:

OW, She's a brick....house
She’s Mighty, mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
Oh, She's a brick....house
Ah,that lady's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back,

Oh, she’s a brick....house
Well, we’re together everybody knows
This is how the story goes.

She knows she's got everything
that a woman needs to get a man, yeah yeah,
How can she lose with the stuff she use,
36-24-36, Oh what a winning hand.

Cause she’s a brick....house
She's mighty,mighty just lettin' it all hang out
Ah she’s a brick....house
Oh that lady's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothin'back, 
Ow she’s a brick....house
Yeah she's the one the only one built like
an am-a-zon,

(Umm),The clothes she wears, her sexy ways,
make an old man wish for younger days,(Yeah,Yeah)
She knows she's built and knows how to please
Sho''nuff can knock a strong man to his knees,

Cause she’s a brick....house
Yeah,She's mighty,mighty, just lettin' it all hang out,
Ah, Brick....House
that lady's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothin'back, Ow

Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,dow,down,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,now,
Shook-a dow,and-Oow........,

brick....house,Yeah She’s Mighty mighty,
a just lettin' it all hang out
Ow,brick....house,
Yeah she's the one, the only one, built like
an am-a-zon,


Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,Shook-a now,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,Shook-a now,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,Shook-a now,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,Shake it, Shake it,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,Shook-a now,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,Shook-a now,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,Shook-a now,now,
Shook-a dow,Shook-a dow,Shake it,
Ow,Brick....House.
Team STFU...  
#9 | 386 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Burned-out, stressed-out, and worn-out......there's only one immediate cure.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMbvcp480Y4&feature=share&list=PL57AC6B9E2E1EAB9C
#10 | 386 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
High, Ash!  Holla @ ya boy!

- Grilled chicken in intense heat last night.  Why?  BC I love my GF, it was her first day of school (she's a teacher - get those sick thoughts out yo heads), and she REALLY wanted said chicken.  It wouldn't of been that bad had fuses not kept blowing when I was done.  No AC = angry JSwol.  That ish best be fixed before I get home esta noche. 

- I'm a closet "The Mandy Project" fan.  What can I say....it cracks me up.  Don't be hatin'!

- May be going ot the ND game on Saturday....if my buddy's sister has to work.  I told her to go above and beyond considering she's fresh out of college working her first "real" job.  Hopefully that resonates. 

- Making JSwols famous Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo tonight....provided the AC issue is fixed.  You jelly?   
uhhh, it's not you. lol but thanks.

where is my music?!

I love the mIndy project!
#11 | 386 days ago
Nick__ (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
OH STOP!  You might be surprised how much the ewwwwwwww would turn into weeeeeeeeeeeeee.

cool
I like the way you do that right thurr...  
#12 | 386 days ago

No sir!

Scandal season 2 is now on netflix!! Finally! :dance:
So many questions. :dance:
#13 | 386 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Yes! Yes! Yes!  Ma'am!

It's because I'm white, isn't it? crying
I like the way you do that right thurr...  
#14 | 386 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Yes! Yes! Yes!  Ma'am!

It's because I'm white, isn't it? crying
No, Ash has hit on JSwol many times.
Team STFU...  
#15 | 386 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
uhhh, it's not you. lol but thanks.

where is my music?!

I love the mIndy project!
Can I just mail you my ipod and have you mail it back?  I'll crack your BF aka Nick's nose if you don't return it.  Capiche? 
Team STFU...  
#16 | 386 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Can I just mail you my ipod and have you mail it back?  I'll crack your BF aka Nick's nose if you don't return it.  Capiche? 
Hmmm, I tend to keep things I like, but I'd tell if you were never going to get it back. How about I send y'all a flashdrive or something? We also can discuss this privately.
#17 | 386 days ago
Nick__ (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
Hmmm, I tend to keep things I like, but I'd tell if you were never going to get it back. How about I send y'all a flashdrive or something? We also can discuss this privately.
i got a flashdrive I can share with you, Ash!  devil   and I would love to do it privately.  blush
I like the way you do that right thurr...  
#18 | 386 days ago

Hello Everyone....

Just because it's that time of year, make sure you get your picks in early...

http://www.faniq.com/poll_results.php?poll_id=1459461&rnum=-1

and big news coming (at least for me) coming soon.
Team STFU...  
#19 | 386 days ago

Good Afternoon, Everybodee!

My daughter texted me earlier.  She had a letter delivered to her at school.  She was nominated by her music teacher, along with a couple others, and just received the reply and audition paperwork for Carnegie Hall.  Now, she just needs to practice, practice, practice.

I saw this earlier and enjoyed...


(I’m a secretary for a high end security firm that hires bodyguards out to wealthy businessmen and celebrities. Today, we’re doing a hand-to-hand combat refresher course. Two of our new employees are a pair of former bodybuilders/bouncers. They have been quite belligerent after finding out the tiny, 5’1″ girl in front of them is getting paid far more than what they are.)

Guy #1: “Man this is bull-s***! Why the f*** would anyone pay that micro-b**** to guard them?”

Guy #2: “I know man; I bet she’s [company owner's] daughter, or some stupid s***, and just sits in an office collecting a paycheck.”

Instructor: “[Guy #1]! So glad you’re willing to volunteer for our first demonstration. [Girl], will you please come up here to assist?”

Girl: “Sure thing, lets just get this over with.”

Instructor: “Okay then, [Guy #1] you’re a big strong guy. Your job is to stop the crazy fan-girl who will be played by [Girl] before she gets to the actor you’re protecting.”

(Guy #1 gets a cocky smile, and simply charges forward to grab the girl. He manages to get one hand on her shoulder when she lashes out, kicking one of his legs out from under him. As he stumbles, she pulls him towards her and flips him over her shoulder and into the mat, slamming him hard enough to kick up dust.)

Instructor: *looking down at Guy #1* “And this is lesson one: it doesn’t matter how big or small your assailant is, never underestimate someone. Oh, and since you and [Guy #2] were wondering why she makes three times what you do, this is why. Celebrities hire guys like you to stand in front of them and look scary; millionaire businessmen hire people like her if they want real security.”

 

He's only a kid Harry. We can take him...  
#20 | 386 days ago

(Edited by AlwaysSunshine)
Every once in a while I run into a female athlete who would be hot if she weren't so tall and her head weren't so small.  Nothing like a hot girl with a shrunken head.

And I'm still rocking out to the Great Gatsby soundtrack.
#21 | 386 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

As evening progresses to the time of sleep....
http://youtu.be/tSfHKkiYeuM

Full song with lyrics:
http://youtu.be/iIy5zvSpF1E?t=5s
#22 | 386 days ago

Oh my God.
#23 | 386 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
i got a flashdrive I can share with you, Ash!  devil   and I would love to do it privately.  blush
stop your nonsense!
#24 | 386 days ago
Nick__ (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
stop your nonsense!
I like the way you do that right thurr...  
#25 | 385 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Nick__ wrote:
i got a flashdrive I can share with you, Ash!  devil   and I would love to do it privately.  blush
What, are you thinking of running for political office?

Taking the same path as Anthony Weiner?

cheeky
#26 | 385 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
OH STOP!  You might be surprised how much the ewwwwwwww would turn into weeeeeeeeeeeeee.

cool
U mean V
#27 | 385 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Hmmm, I tend to keep things I like, but I'd tell if you were never going to get it back. How about I send y'all a flashdrive or something? We also can discuss this privately.
coo coo
Team STFU...  
#28 | 385 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
coo coo
Is this a bird call?
#29 | 385 days ago
Nick__ (+)

jswol54 wrote:
coo coo
I like the way you do that right thurr...  

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