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F/E 8/29 (Edited 08/29/13 06:19PM by kobe_lova)
Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

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0%a. Just Say No...
7%b. When you...
33%c. Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?...
0%d. you...
20%e. Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough...
7%f. Rum and Coke
33%g. Purple Beaneaters...

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#6 | 383 days ago

I'm just here for the juice recipes.
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?...  
  
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#1 | 383 days ago

Watched an old episode of Comedy Central Roast last night of Pamela Anderson.  They really scraped the bottom of the list for roasters for her.  I counted at least 2 roasters,(Greg Giraldo, Bea Arthur) and one person in the crowd, (Anna Nicole Smith) who have died since the airing of the show.  Plus one roaster was Courtney Love who was so bombed during the roast that she looked like death run over.
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?...  
#2 | 383 days ago

(Edited by alainpeartree)
Good Morning All, Thirty Thurday is here and hope all have a good one
#3 | 383 days ago

I'm debating whether or not I should hunt down Broncos-Ravens tickets for Thursday or be content having pints at my buddy's new bar that opened yesterday.. Hmmmm
Side note, I'm also on the side of Coloradans who think it's asinine having a giant poster of Joe Flacco outside Mile High. I don't care if it's the season opener or not. The NFL really is a sh*tty, fascist operation

It's only Thursday morning and I'm mentally drained for the week

Has anyone made a Bruce Bochy bobble head doll where the head is realistically gigantic and impossible to bobble?

Some days I really just wish the South would have seceded from the union

I haven't watched the VMAs since probably 2001 or 02, but this video should have won every award available this year.

Major Lazer - Bubble Butt

Hook:
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Turn around, stick it out, show the world what you got a
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Turn around, stick it out, show the world you got it!

..turn and flick it
Girl like me, know a f**king I'm gonna do wicked
One bott, two bottles, swing it like cricket
My lock stock, my eyes, my shield, I'm a wicked!
Baby, baby, let me tell ya about the body, yeah
Make you feel that beat like a Nokia
...look after the body, yeah
Even cartel are up here.

Hook:
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Turn around, stick it out, show the world what you got a
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Turn around, stick it out, show the world you got it!

'buenas noches
By the end of the night my knees are now on your chest
F**k me bad, let me in, a cardio caress
Make me come!
Make me come!
Come, we know you are the best!
Who's bad?
...upon your c**k
Tick-tock-tick, riding the clock
Beat it, beat it, beat it bad, let me show you what I've got!
I ain't Snoop Dogg, but I'mma drop it like it's hot!

Hook:
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Turn around, stick it out, show the world what you got a
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Turn around, stick it out, show the world you got it!

OK, open up your bubble butt, let me see your bumper
The bootie so smooth, can believe is not butter
I go in for under, she wetter than a surfer
I ate the p**sy fast, I'm about to start burpin'.
I burp, burp and re-lick the bottom of the surface
I load in my clip in and told her, "don't get nervous!"
I'm a Bang Bang Chiddy, bang, bang killer
Nipple tit, ni**a ball like a dribbler
Put you on a pickle, nipple on my d**k
Why you're tripping? I'm a crazy individual
Never do minimum, drive Benz, Bentley too!
Damn, bitch, talk much, I don't want interviews
Pop, pop, I'm trying to get into you, into you
They're making you my enemy, hot!
Not playing got the bitch mad
Me don't like flat screen, as I need a 3D!

Hook:
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Turn around, stick it out, show the world what you got a
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Turn around, stick it out, show the world you got it!
#4 | 383 days ago

(Edited by icfeet)
Fourth!  Is there a prize for that?

Morning Q'ers! I must be getting old...I woke up at about 3 am and flipped around the channels and Comedy Central has South Park on....I thought I was dreaming because of the F-bombs and everything else...I thought it was Cinemax or something...but it was Comedy Central.  I laughed my A$$ off, but couldn't believe what I was hearing.  Oh well....

Yankees blew it again last night.  Kuroda, who had been a workhorse pitcher for the Yanks, gave up 7 runs for the third straight start.  I think his arm is getting tired...that's the only explanation.  He went from giving up almost no home runs to one last night, 4 in his previous start....

Here's today's pic...enjoy!



Have a great thirsty Thursday...and FOOTBALL in ONE WEEK!
Purple Beaneaters...  
#5 | 383 days ago

Hola mi pequeño caniche taza de té,

Today is a great day.  Why?  Because college football is back.  The battle of the Carolinas – Cocks vs Heels.  A Heel win sounds painful, no?  Saturday will be even better because yours truly will be in attendance for NOTRE DAME-Temple.  Holla @ ya boy!

Pork chops for dinner last night.  We marinated them in Ken’s Honey Mustard, honey, soy sauce, garlic, salt+pepper, and brown sugar.  Hot damn they were off the chain!  Side dishes included GBC (green bean casserole), salad, and peas. 

I’m going to juice all next week for 2/3 meals and cleanse the ole soul before the start of the NFL season.  Anyone have any good recipes?  I got a new Magic Bullet (don’t get excited Nick – it’s a blender) and I’m ready to put it to use. 

Have a fantastic day and remember, make new friends but keep the old, some are silver and the bottom rolls gold!
#6 | 383 days ago

I'm just here for the juice recipes.
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?...  
#7 | 383 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Hola mi pequeño caniche taza de té,

Today is a great day.  Why?  Because college football is back.  The battle of the Carolinas – Cocks vs Heels.  A Heel win sounds painful, no?  Saturday will be even better because yours truly will be in attendance for NOTRE DAME-Temple.  Holla @ ya boy!

Pork chops for dinner last night.  We marinated them in Ken’s Honey Mustard, honey, soy sauce, garlic, salt+pepper, and brown sugar.  Hot damn they were off the chain!  Side dishes included GBC (green bean casserole), salad, and peas. 

I’m going to juice all next week for 2/3 meals and cleanse the ole soul before the start of the NFL season.  Anyone have any good recipes?  I got a new Magic Bullet (don’t get excited Nick – it’s a blender) and I’m ready to put it to use. 

Have a fantastic day and remember, make new friends but keep the old, some are silver and the bottom rolls gold!
I like Dr. Oz's Green Drink (makes about 3 servings)......................

2 cups spinach
1/2 cucumber
1/4 head of celery

1/2 bunch parsley

1 bunch mint

3 carrots

2 apples

1/4 orange

1/4 lime

1/4 lemon

1/4 pineapple

............sometimes I minus some of the ingredients (mint, celery, parsley)

Purple Beaneaters...  
#8 | 383 days ago

Did Syria hack Twitter?
#9 | 383 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Even though I love to do so, I can't draw to save my life.

So, I'm relegated to drafting "cheats" with drafting cut-outs of various geometric shapes to make my design.  I'm currently trying to draw a Salanish-style whale.  If you're not familiar with NW Native American Art, it's really cool.  check out this link:  http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Northwest+Native+American+Symbols&Form=IQFRDR
#10 | 383 days ago

kteacher wrote:
I like Dr. Oz's Green Drink (makes about 3 servings)......................

2 cups spinach
1/2 cucumber
1/4 head of celery

1/2 bunch parsley

1 bunch mint

3 carrots

2 apples

1/4 orange

1/4 lime

1/4 lemon

1/4 pineapple

............sometimes I minus some of the ingredients (mint, celery, parsley)

I'll only add kale.  Thnx
#11 | 383 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
NorseHeathen wrote:
Even though I love to do so, I can't draw to save my life.

So, I'm relegated to drafting "cheats" with drafting cut-outs of various geometric shapes to make my design.  I'm currently trying to draw a Salanish-style whale.  If you're not familiar with NW Native American Art, it's really cool.  check out this link:  http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Northwest+Native+American+Symbols&Form=IQFRDR
That stuff is really cool. Living here among a bunch of different tribes (we live on the Makah Reservation but are very close to and regularly drive through/to Quileute, Quinault, and Klallam) I get to see this kind of thing a lot - you'd love it. Another thing cool about it, is there are little differences between tribes in the art - Kiernan did a paper on it last year comparing tribes. One day I'm going to break down and spend the $300 buy myself a drum to hang on my wall - or maybe I'll make friends with someone who makes them enlightened. I like to get a souvenir everywhere we live that's unique to the area.
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?...  
#12 | 383 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
Per today's thread: I'm also a big fan of d!plo, the magic bullet, people bombing on roasts, Dalmatians, pork chops and such.

Not a fan of: my keyboard space bar not working, the NCAA and Alabama football fans who are already invading my neighborhood. They are THE worst fan base in sports. Just... I can't. I don't know how John keeps his crap together? Please dear baby geezus anybody but them again this year. "Help me Georgia/Oregon/OSU/Johnny Football et al., you're my only hope.*"


*I'm probably missing a sleeper team or two, so by all means add it to my prayers. #MayTheForceBeWithYou & your university of choice. Except, of course, Bama.
Purple Beaneaters...  
#13 | 383 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
Even though I love to do so, I can't draw to save my life.

So, I'm relegated to drafting "cheats" with drafting cut-outs of various geometric shapes to make my design.  I'm currently trying to draw a Salanish-style whale.  If you're not familiar with NW Native American Art, it's really cool.  check out this link:  http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Northwest+Native+American+Symbols&Form=IQFRDR
I know what you mean, like to draw but can't to save my life. Here's the best i can do:

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#14 | 383 days ago

I want to be Mary Poppins today. 
Purple Beaneaters...  
#15 | 383 days ago

I want to be Mary Poppins today. 
Purple Beaneaters...  
#16 | 383 days ago

kteacher wrote:
I want to be Mary Poppins today. 
Hmmm...department of redundancy department, teach?? LOL jk....
Purple Beaneaters...  
#17 | 383 days ago

Hola amigos y amigas! 

People's bad attitudes and rudeness continue to amaze me! This patient was scheduled for 11:00 am. She was actually was supposed to come in last week but she called 15 minutes after her appt. and said she overslept and wanted to know if she could still come in. Umm NO! So anyways her appt today is for 11, she calls at 11:22 from her cell phone saying she can't find our office. Front desk girl tells her how to get here. She is all mad because the front desk girl didn't give her directions last week. So the doctor tells the her that if she isn't here by 11:30 she can't be seen. She walks in at 11:28 and says to receptionist, are you Monique? She says yes, then she tells her when you give directions you should really ask people where they are coming from so they know which way to turn, then she yells oh and btw you are 3 driveways from the corner not 2. Crazy lady! Funny thing is....she isn't a new patient, she has been here before. I'm glad I get to sit in my office and just listen to this stuff. 

So looking forward to a nice long weekend!! Let the drinking begin....Tonight!!
Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough...  
#18 | 383 days ago

I did a cleanse once.
I was so exhausted and weak.  I think the trick is to mix solids (whole fruits and veg) and juice.   
I add hemp to my drinks to thicken it.   Although, someone told me yesterday, you may fail a drug test.  I have to 
research that.  If you work out, you should probably give it a break.   Save your energy for important stuff like
earning a paycheck.  Good Luck!

Some couple stopped me in Publix this a.m. and asked how I knew what to buy. (all organic and non gmo).  I explained I have been doing it a long time so I kinda just know.  I also told them about the Buycott ap and how to download it.  The man asked me to text it to them.  I said just use the Google.  Eventually I gave in and gave her my phone to type in his cell number.   Sent the text.
A couple hours later got a thank you.  AND THEN,  got a "I would really like to massage you"  message.   FFS.   Is nothing sacred?   

Spaghetti squash dinner came out excellent (pat my own back here)........test me MF    He wants to have it again.  

I shared this from the Washington Post this a.m. on FB.   Maybe it will help clear up that Syria thing in your head.  








hearthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhNPeiy-MeU
When you...  
#19 | 383 days ago

Looking for a bday gift for the youngest and came across this, might get it for the house.




Toilet seat scale.
#20 | 383 days ago

Sailor Jerry's...

I've started watching Dexter.  Not sure how much I can watch with my squeemishness of blood.  and I say ugh a lot...and good God...and criminey...and whatever else i say...

Rum and Coke  
#21 | 383 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Happy Thursday!  1/2 day left before my weekend starts!


Hi Ash!!  wink



Purple Beaneaters...  
#22 | 383 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
Sailor Jerry's...

I've started watching Dexter.  Not sure how much I can watch with my squeemishness of blood.  and I say ugh a lot...and good God...and criminey...and whatever else i say...

Is it weird that I like that man both ways?

What did my part of the americas do to stoney?

GO....what nyce said!

I'm busy...and moving slowly.
Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough...  
#23 | 383 days ago

Schwan's is gonna love me today...the only way I can get "fresh" vegetables (they're better than any other frozen, I swear) and good steak out here, as produce and meat usually sucks...and boy, do I have an order! Schwan's the company will be happy...not so sure about the little dude who has to dig in his little refrigerated truck and put together the mess for me.
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?...  
#24 | 383 days ago

Jess wrote:
Schwan's is gonna love me today...the only way I can get "fresh" vegetables (they're better than any other frozen, I swear) and good steak out here, as produce and meat usually sucks...and boy, do I have an order! Schwan's the company will be happy...not so sure about the little dude who has to dig in his little refrigerated truck and put together the mess for me.
have you had their bagel dogs? holy s**t.


here's the what's the difference game you all have probably been wondering about. goooooo texans!
#25 | 383 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
have you had their bagel dogs? holy s**t.


here's the what's the difference game you all have probably been wondering about. goooooo texans!
No, but now I'll have to! Their pork chops are amazing, and their sirloins - especially on the Traeger. Other than that I stick mainly with the veggies (asparagus, corn on the cob, mediterannean blend, california blend, broccoli flourets  - those steam right in the package and come out perfect every time - and omg their dark cherries!) Oh and let's not forget their strawberry fruit bars. OMGdeliciousness

YAY! heart
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?...  
#26 | 382 days ago

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough...  

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