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F/E 10/2
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thanks everybody for the awesome stuff you said about my tv appearance!

neat stuff that happened:
- i got to see schaub blow the game...on a motherf**king plane
- when i was running (late) in the morning to get to the studio, i'd google mapsed the tour place and i physically bumped into dr. drew at the security place.
- there's a portion of the today show, where i'm wandering lost past the windows that people stick their faces against
- i took an orange from the green room that any celebrity may have touched and been like, "nah, not this one."
- in hair and makeup, joy bauer was telling me "right now, your job is to not be nervous," and that's the exact moment that martha stewart blew into the room and sat in the chair next to me. (she looks like death without her makeup)
- teegan and sara hung out behind my hair chair after they performed. i still haven't googled them. but in my imagination, i already know how bad their slip-ons must smell and really, that's all the info i need on them.
- kathie lee gifford's makeup room actually has a star on it and it says "maestro gifford" which means we must be sister's because i write music under the pseudonym "maestro mount."
- carson daly not only doesn't have a star, but his name plate is a handwritten index card. i'd be worried if i were him. by the way, when did he stop hosting trl?
- i made a large russian man giggle with my bill o'reilly slams during bill o'reilly's interview. if you pump up the volume (pump up the volume, pump up the, dance), you may hear it.
- i didn't fall down.
- hoda is beautiful and lovely as can be.
-  kathie lee kinda stole my thunder. but that's ok. cause i can say "kathie lee stole my thunder."
- i can hula hoop with a mic pack in my pants
- after the show, i had lunch on the terrace at my hotel and i tried all of the different breads in the basket. i feel like i earned at least that.
- i finished full dark no stars on my flights and i highly recommend it.
- my paper clips are local celebrities

| Closed on 10/15/13 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
11 Fans 
45%a. Beaneaters...
27%b. Do a little dance..
0%c. Animal I have become...
0%d. You'll pay for this, Capt Planet...
9%e. You need more than guts to be a good gangster, you need ideas...
18%f. Whatever you want...
0%g. LIT's...