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8%a. I am the Wizard of Oz of housewives (in that I am both "Great and Terrible" and because I sometimes hide behind the curtains)...
23%b. ...in rural Texas pretty much everyone has a gun cabinet. Unless they're gay. Then they have gun armoires.
31%c. I poisoned something in the fridge. Good luck with that.
23%d. OMG, calm down, Darwin! Don't get all crazy just 'cause I threw a vampire monkey wrench in your faulty Jesus-zombie logic.
15%e. And then Beans snuck a dead Cuban alligator on a plane.

 &nbp;
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#1 | 327 days ago

And then Beans snuck a dead Cuban alligator on a plane.  
  
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#1 | 327 days ago

And then Beans snuck a dead Cuban alligator on a plane.  
#2 | 327 days ago

I just ordered that book last night!   No Kindle, I still to like to turn pages and dog
ear the good ones.

Green Market opened this a.m. in WPB and I got the most amazing mango goat cheese.   

You know you have reached middle age when...

The shoe size you have been wearing for 32 years is suddenly a half size too small.   Upside, it is much easier to find whole
sizes than half sizes when your (my) feet are ginormous!

I still owe Jason some ginger:

...in rural Texas pretty much everyone has a gun cabinet. Unless they're gay. Then they have gun armoires.  
#3 | 327 days ago

it's raining! how are we suppose to have smores now? fml
i so want to zip myself up in this sleeping bag and not come out til sunday
I poisoned something in the fridge. Good luck with that.  
#4 | 327 days ago

(Edited by AlwaysSunshine)
Laurel, I checked it out from the library.  Prepare yourself for some good belly-laughs.  And your face may hurt from laughing so much.  And your side, too.
OMG, calm down, Darwin! Don't get all crazy just 'cause I threw a vampire monkey wrench in your faulty Jesus-zombie logic.  
#5 | 327 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
it's raining! how are we suppose to have smores now? fml
i so want to zip myself up in this sleeping bag and not come out til sunday


Please report any Bigfoot (Sasquatch) sightings or findings of any abnormally large footprints. 


Thanks for your cooperation yes
...in rural Texas pretty much everyone has a gun cabinet. Unless they're gay. Then they have gun armoires.  
#6 | 327 days ago

In an age where even college athletes are involved in scandalous behavior, I never tire of hearing this story.  Teddy Bridgewater is such a good kid.  He just effectively brought Louisville's offense down the field, covering 81 yards (9 plays) in less than three minutes.  He makes it look so easy.
OMG, calm down, Darwin! Don't get all crazy just 'cause I threw a vampire monkey wrench in your faulty Jesus-zombie logic.  
#7 | 327 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
My choice was one that gave me the ugly laugh (I loved when she called him Darwin, and the whole argument in general).

I'm watching college football today until 5:00 when my goofy Ducks play. WSU Cougs at 1:00. Good sports day.

My daughter irked me again today, but not with hormonal bs this time. Apparently when I wake up and I'm already annoyed because she and her father seem to forget we have extra bags for the recycling rather than just throwing it haphazardly in the garage, and the garbage needs to go out because neither one of them want to take the time to do it, and she decided to do a load of laundry without telling me a couple of days ago and didn't switch it out, so my entire laundry room smells like mildew, she thinks that it's a good time to ask me (when I just woke up, mind you, and had to deal with all of this immediately) to go pick up her friend because her friend's parents couldn't bring her for another hour...

That was a long sentence. Obviously I'm not over it yet. 

Coffee.
OMG, calm down, Darwin! Don't get all crazy just 'cause I threw a vampire monkey wrench in your faulty Jesus-zombie logic.  
#8 | 327 days ago

Christi, I totally ruined your reply to Laurel by deleting the wrong duplicate post. iFail.
OMG, calm down, Darwin! Don't get all crazy just 'cause I threw a vampire monkey wrench in your faulty Jesus-zombie logic.  
#9 | 327 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:


Please report any Bigfoot (Sasquatch) sightings or findings of any abnormally large footprints. 


Thanks for your cooperation yes
yes
I poisoned something in the fridge. Good luck with that.  
#10 | 327 days ago

Jess wrote:
Christi, I totally ruined your reply to Laurel by deleting the wrong duplicate post. iFail.
/fixed.
OMG, calm down, Darwin! Don't get all crazy just 'cause I threw a vampire monkey wrench in your faulty Jesus-zombie logic.  
#11 | 327 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
Look what we just got from a friend who happens to be a Niners fan!



(Not drinks...glasses) And it wasn't even for winning a bet or anything. Sweet dude. I can't say I would be sweet enough to buy anything Niners related for someone. Maybe...
OMG, calm down, Darwin! Don't get all crazy just 'cause I threw a vampire monkey wrench in your faulty Jesus-zombie logic.  
#12 | 326 days ago

I'm still drunk from last night.  It's almost 10 am.  A friend from high school came into town from Chicago and we proceeded to party like rock stars. 
OMG, calm down, Darwin! Don't get all crazy just 'cause I threw a vampire monkey wrench in your faulty Jesus-zombie logic.  
#13 | 326 days ago

NASCAR, Flames home opener, NFL, and I am home.  First day off since the daughter's birthday, and only day off until next Sunday - I get to work every day, stupid moronic 5 hour shifts.  My knee is killing me.  I got a text at 4:27 am from one of the tanning salon workers that made no sense.  When I asked her about it, she texted that someone had stolen her phone and she had no idea who.  She was sorry.  Then fifteen minutes later she texted me that she was majorly sick, puking and couldn't work today, could I find a replacement, or could I or my daughter work?  I responded that neither of us could and told her to text her coworkers to find a replacement.  #Immabitch

Raining and miserable, but for the first time since I can remember, the leaves are all still on the trees, and a lot of them haven't even changed color yet.  Unheard of in October, when most of the trees are usually bare and there is usually at least 6 inches of white stuff on the ground.
I am the Wizard of Oz of housewives (in that I am both "Great and Terrible" and because I sometimes hide behind the curtains)...  
#14 | 326 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
ohwell_ wrote:
I just ordered that book last night!   No Kindle, I still to like to turn pages and dog
ear the good ones.

Green Market opened this a.m. in WPB and I got the most amazing mango goat cheese.   

You know you have reached middle age when...

The shoe size you have been wearing for 32 years is suddenly a half size too small.   Upside, it is much easier to find whole
sizes than half sizes when your (my) feet are ginormous!

I still owe Jason some ginger:

F**k, Jason!  I'll appreciate the ginger more.  cheeky
...in rural Texas pretty much everyone has a gun cabinet. Unless they're gay. Then they have gun armoires.  

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