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F/E 10/30

Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 
 

fyi, i shall be speaking in Loki reaction gifs for most of the day...because I started something this morning and i do what i want.

i also like i how i just noticed that i had 17 i's in that sentence and only capitalized one and it wasnt even the first one. brains.

| Closed on 11/12/13 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
15 Fans 
0%a. And I never wanna see you satisfied...
7%b. You all are going to hell...
33%c. Maybe I'm a different breed...
20%d. I ain't afraid of no ghost...
7%e. mf'n ugh...
0%f. Iced Tea...
33%g. Beaneaters...

 &nbp;
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#1 | 266 days ago

(Edited by jswol54)
First

I'll be back (Terminator voice)

Sup yo,
 
-I know Ash is dying to know what I had for dinner last night.  We went with meatballs (stuffed with spinach, onions, and various spices), broccoli infused mashed potatoes (baked), and some green beans.  Tonight?  I don’t know….probably some sorta chicken dish.
 
-Da Bulls looked lethargic last night.  Props to the Heat – they brought it like champions do.  That said, we’ll be fine.  Knicks tomorrow night!
 
-The Hawks won a high scoring affair 6-5 vs the Sens in which Tazer recorded hhis third career regular season hat trick.  We need to solve the backup goalie woes, though. 
 
-Went for a run last night and stopped at the drug store to fill a prescription.  Waited in line for 20 minutes and then was told it would be a 2 hour wait?  Da f**k?  CVS, you suck! 
 
-Buddy calls yesterday on my way home from work to see if I’d be interested in going to the ND/Navy game for free on Saturday.  Does a one-legged goose swim in a circle?  The best part?  There should a flyover.  I love flyovers, especially since the sequester cancelled our air show.  Boom!
 
Have a great day and remember, if you ain’t cheatin’….you ain’t tryin’!
  
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#1 | 266 days ago

(Edited by jswol54)
First

I'll be back (Terminator voice)

Sup yo,
 
-I know Ash is dying to know what I had for dinner last night.  We went with meatballs (stuffed with spinach, onions, and various spices), broccoli infused mashed potatoes (baked), and some green beans.  Tonight?  I don’t know….probably some sorta chicken dish.
 
-Da Bulls looked lethargic last night.  Props to the Heat – they brought it like champions do.  That said, we’ll be fine.  Knicks tomorrow night!
 
-The Hawks won a high scoring affair 6-5 vs the Sens in which Tazer recorded hhis third career regular season hat trick.  We need to solve the backup goalie woes, though. 
 
-Went for a run last night and stopped at the drug store to fill a prescription.  Waited in line for 20 minutes and then was told it would be a 2 hour wait?  Da f**k?  CVS, you suck! 
 
-Buddy calls yesterday on my way home from work to see if I’d be interested in going to the ND/Navy game for free on Saturday.  Does a one-legged goose swim in a circle?  The best part?  There should a flyover.  I love flyovers, especially since the sequester cancelled our air show.  Boom!
 
Have a great day and remember, if you ain’t cheatin’….you ain’t tryin’!
#2 | 266 days ago

Second

I need a vacation (Terminator 2 voice)
Beaneaters...  
#3 | 266 days ago

I am not rude ma'am!! (not in termanator voice)
#4 | 266 days ago

Memonday
ParticipiTuesday (Panty Day)
???
Speak in Question Thursday
GiFriday

Whats it gonna be today?

     Starving this morning...so i went to get a Mcmuffin thing from Mcdonalds.  Ordered a coke to go with it and they gave me a Dr.Pepper.  Nothing ruins a perfectly good morning like a tall cup of carbonated d**k.   God, Dr.Pepper is horrible.  Its easily number two on the list of horrible beverages.   If someone had a gun to my head and said either drink a glass of Dr.Pepper or drink a glass of dip spit it would honestly take me a minute to decide.   Who decided to mix grape Delsym, Jagermeister,  molasses, the tears of small children, and seltzer water together?  A go**amn southerner probably.  
#5 | 266 days ago

Cool

Kings game tonight at Staples. They played like donkey b@lls and lost last night. indecision Robin Regehr makes me want to shove pencils into my nose and ear holes. 

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Beaneaters...  
#6 | 266 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Jason_ wrote:
Memonday
ParticipiTuesday (Panty Day)
???
Speak in Question Thursday
GiFriday

Whats it gonna be today?

     Starving this morning...so i went to get a Mcmuffin thing from Mcdonalds.  Ordered a coke to go with it and they gave me a Dr.Pepper.  Nothing ruins a perfectly good morning like a tall cup of carbonated d**k.   God, Dr.Pepper is horrible.  Its easily number two on the list of horrible beverages.   If someone had a gun to my head and said either drink a glass of Dr.Pepper or drink a glass of dip spit it would honestly take me a minute to decide.   Who decided to mix grape Delsym, Jagermeister,  molasses, the tears of small children, and seltzer water together?  A go**amn southerner probably.  
#7 | 266 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
I am not rude ma'am!! (not in termanator voice)
#8 | 266 days ago

Good Day Q'Ville
#9 | 266 days ago

Watching tv at my buddy's house last night, when I happened to look out the window and asked him what the heck is that running across your front yard?  He gets up and looks, and says it's a female turkey.  Now I am like cool, a turkey running thru the heart of the city is kinda of unusual, but then I looked at him and wondered how does a guy who is to drunk to know the score of the game, know that it's a female and not a male turkey?surprise
You all are going to hell...  
#10 | 266 days ago

diet dr. pepper is where it's at.

i just found an offshoot article from the mouse surfing one i was reading, about a bra that tweets out to your followers every time you're letting the boobs out. god i love australian journalism.

sorry i missed participation tuesday, i saw even beans joined in! how exciting.

i want to get the nba video game just to watch the jerseys swish around. the jerseys move. it's a video game. wow.



there's a massive spider all crunched up dead in my footpath from my desk. (gag) it wasn't there this morning. when i say massive when talking about a spider, that's usually used to describe any size spider. but this one (gag), if i were to flick its lifeless soul-holder, you'd probably be able to hear it (gag). now a rolly polly is investigating it and it (gag) keeps moving it what the f**k is going on.
#11 | 266 days ago

Qrs'
First: I thought the voices in the terminator were all the same
Second: JD, Umm (yeah)
Third: Ms. Becky very cool
and now on to why i am really here: how bad must these scouting folks be if A) they won't cancel this camping trip even though we have flash flood warnings all over the place and B) i have actually got my flask(s) out and will be taking alcohol on this trip. If I have to be "peppy" and "pleasant" i need a little help..it could just be me and i am sure it is, but seriously, i am just not feeling people friendly at the moment. I know I have said it before, but it bears repeating Crockpots are AWESOME!

almost tooth decaying day


PEACE
mf'n ugh...  
#12 | 266 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Qrs'
First: I thought the voices in the terminator were all the same
Second: JD, Umm (yeah)
Third: Ms. Becky very cool
and now on to why i am really here: how bad must these scouting folks be if A) they won't cancel this camping trip even though we have flash flood warnings all over the place and B) i have actually got my flask(s) out and will be taking alcohol on this trip. If I have to be "peppy" and "pleasant" i need a little help..it could just be me and i am sure it is, but seriously, i am just not feeling people friendly at the moment. I know I have said it before, but it bears repeating Crockpots are AWESOME!

almost tooth decaying day


PEACE
Um yeah what?  
#13 | 266 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Um yeah what?  
U got something against a nice porterhouse or T-bone STEAK?
mf'n ugh...  
#14 | 266 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
diet dr. pepper is where it's at.

i just found an offshoot article from the mouse surfing one i was reading, about a bra that tweets out to your followers every time you're letting the boobs out. god i love australian journalism.

sorry i missed participation tuesday, i saw even beans joined in! how exciting.

i want to get the nba video game just to watch the jerseys swish around. the jerseys move. it's a video game. wow.



there's a massive spider all crunched up dead in my footpath from my desk. (gag) it wasn't there this morning. when i say massive when talking about a spider, that's usually used to describe any size spider. but this one (gag), if i were to flick its lifeless soul-holder, you'd probably be able to hear it (gag). now a rolly polly is investigating it and it (gag) keeps moving it what the f**k is going on.
Why all the gagging?  Is gagging the new farting?  Is your gag reflex that bad?  I can help you work on that.
#15 | 266 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
I got nothing really, but here's your Filter moment of Zen



***typo "instagRam"
Beaneaters...  
#16 | 266 days ago

Idk how I feel about that luther vandross hair situation, sir... but i may be digging the fat calf boots :/.
#17 | 266 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Idk how I feel about that luther vandross hair situation, sir... but i may be digging the fat calf boots :/.
is that a doll you're holding or did you have a white baby?
#18 | 266 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
is that a doll you're holding or did you have a white baby?
white voodoo doll, duh
#19 | 266 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Idk how I feel about that luther vandross hair situation, sir... but i may be digging the fat calf boots :/.
It's a 50+ year old comic strip, the fact that black people are even in it is some kind of social victory. lol
Beaneaters...  
#20 | 266 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
It's a 50+ year old comic strip, the fact that black people are even in it is some kind of social victory. lol
Word, plus it explains why she (I) kinda resemble Zira :/
#21 | 266 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I got nothing really, but here's your Filter moment of Zen



***typo "instagRam"
This needs to be a regular thing.
Maybe I'm a different breed...  
#22 | 266 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
white voodoo doll, duh
Oh ok..i thought we were going to have a Children of Men moment...i was looking for a rowboat.
#23 | 266 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Oh ok..i thought we were going to have a Children of Men moment...i was looking for a rowboat.
#24 | 266 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Why all the gagging?  Is gagging the new farting?  Is your gag reflex that bad?  I can help you work on that.
there's a special ewie clause in my gag reflex that causes it to overfunction from time to time. but thanks for your kindness.
#25 | 266 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I got nothing really, but here's your Filter moment of Zen



***typo "instagRam"
a few things:
- "vajazzle" would be the best name ever for a naughty bits piercing pagoda
- i also dyed my hairs near black last weekend (please turn to page 6 of "how to piss off all the church ladies without words") so, you know. for next time.
- fart at luther vandross hair situation
- i love these.



i ate so many pumpkin seeds last night my farts smell like pumpkin guts. 
#26 | 266 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
there's a special ewie clause in my gag reflex that causes it to overfunction from time to time. but thanks for your kindness.
Are you pregnant?
#27 | 266 days ago

I'm tired of being tired.  I might actually nap.


Good day...What kind of candy is everyone giving out?  I went cheap and bought 3 mixed  bags of Kitkats, Whoppers and Milk Duds.
Choke hazards.  Hell yeah.   AND a giant bag of Snickers for us.
Beverage for the evening will be:  Acai juice and vodka with a squeeze of lime.   Looks like blood.

I ain't afraid of no ghost...  
#28 | 266 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Are you pregnant?
not today
#29 | 266 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Cool

Kings game tonight at Staples. They played like donkey b@lls and lost last night. indecision Robin Regehr makes me want to shove pencils into my nose and ear holes. 

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You could always replace Regehr with Frolov.....
Beaneaters...  
#30 | 266 days ago

Maybe his brother will join him on unemployment line since he is obviously wearing out his welcome here in Lincoln.  http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/9903116/carl-pelini-resigns-florida-atlantic-coach
You all are going to hell...  
#31 | 266 days ago

It doesn't matter how clean I keep my house, housing inspections stress me the eff out every time. I hate them. Thank goodness it's over for the next 6 months (or whenever we get the hell out of here.)

I would like to find out what kind of crime per capita ranking this place I live has. There were something like 465 people who lived here when we moved last year in August. That number has gone down by at least 6 by murder and suicide alone (there have also been a couple of natural deaths and then just today there was a heart attack death that may or may not have resulted in another fatality or more via car accident...I don't know the details yet.) But yes, you read that right - there have been at least 2 murder/manslaughters since we moved here, and 4 suicides that I know of. We need to get out of here fast. 

This may be the first Halloween ever that I wasn't looking forward to. I just want it to be over. It probably has something to do with me stressing over this weekend more than anything. 
Maybe I'm a different breed...  
#32 | 266 days ago

(Edited by AlwaysSunshine)
I am about to go upstairs and start bashing my neighbors in the head with the hammers they are using to renovate the place.

That's all I got until the pounding stops.

Oh and, Feliz dia de los muertos.  Ironic?  Probably.

#33 | 266 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
It's a 50+ year old comic strip, the fact that black people are even in it is some kind of social victory. lol
I bet there aren't any brown people. 
Beaneaters...  
#34 | 266 days ago

The one thing I never have anything to say about when talking to my 13 year old sister (who still likes texting me for reasons I don't understand) is when she talks about church. My mind just keeps thinking "Nooooooooooooo!"

For about the first week of every new NBA season, I get excited. I flip around the League Pass preview, and I'm like "cool, the NBA is back." Then by mid-November I mostly just follow from a distance as it becomes something to watch when nothing else is on, which is fine. I then pay a bit more attention in the playoffs, but that's not 100% because by then it's baseball season and Indy 500 prep time. For that one week though...

I have no idea why I told that story.

Hope Wacha has another great outing in him. Want one last baseball game on Thursday.

I could look at this drawing all freaking day.
#35 | 266 days ago

kteacher wrote:
I bet there aren't any brown people. 
I was thinking that too!!
Maybe I'm a different breed...  
#36 | 266 days ago

i never thought i'd say this, let alone mean it, but if work makes me miss rockets tip off (tipoff? i think that's right), i'm gonna go buckwild. (and not in an owen wilson way, or an assless chaps way or even a pbr rodeo clown way either)
#37 | 266 days ago

like a Husky or something...maybe cro-magnon...or advanced....

I'm sure I'm like 5 years late on this, but I'm going to celebrate Movember.  I'm going to shave my goatee off for the first time in close to 2 years, and of course shave my head like every 6 weeks or so, and just let it go.  I'm going to try to take a pic at 4pm each afternoon and post somewhere.

Go Cards.
Maybe I'm a different breed...  
#38 | 266 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Cool

Kings game tonight at Staples. They played like donkey b@lls and lost last night. indecision Robin Regehr makes me want to shove pencils into my nose and ear holes. 

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When i first read that, I thought you said "they play donkey balls" and I was trying to think how the sharks equated to donkey balls.......

Toronto plays my Flames tonight, and I have to admit, I'm nervous as hell.  One of my co-workers is a Leafs fan, and we talk hockey almost all day long at work, so if they lose tonight, tomorrow won't be fun.

I did massive amounts of housework today.  I hate housework.
Maybe I'm a different breed...  
#39 | 266 days ago

(Edited by AlwaysSunshine)
Dropkick Murphys being reverent long enough to sing the national anthem...surprise

I'm more used to them doing this.  Or even better, this.

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