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F/E 11/20

Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 


i really did just start this poll to share two things:

- maxi skirts are called maxi skirts because they are the opposite of mini skirts. i thought it was a brand name.

| Closed on 11/30/13 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
14 Fans 
21%a. bone it like you own it...
7%b. apres midi
7%c. kissed the girls and made them cry...
7%d. the kind you don't bring home to mama...
14%e. and they're green...
7%f. apple juice.
36%g. Beans...

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#1 | 335 days ago

The Internet vs. Reality
Beans...  
  
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#1 | 335 days ago

The Internet vs. Reality
Beans...  
#2 | 335 days ago
Nick__ (+)

bone it like you own it...  
#3 | 335 days ago

The KINGS are a GREAT TEAM!

Not too much...just a little cool in NJ.  Fire weather tonite...

Here's today's pic...enjoy...



Hope everyone has a GREAT HUMP day...
Beans...  
#4 | 335 days ago

why does that panther have a ruint vagina on its back
the kind you don't bring home to mama...  
#5 | 335 days ago

Ashlie must be penalized for this...
#6 | 335 days ago

I wish Alex Rodriguez aka *   would just retire and start spending his money in another country.

Middle aged advise to you young folks........Always, always.  trust your gut.

Amazon customer reviews may be the best thing ever!  This


apres midi  
#7 | 335 days ago

I hate my dreams - I woke up looking for my husband's mother's phone # in my phone because, in my dream, I hadn't seen him in 3 days and I was wondering if she knew where he might be. It's a good thing I woke up before I found it and clicked "send"

Newest chapter in Jess's back saga? I stretched out on my stomach, leaning over an ottoman last night and it felt pretty good to stretch my back out. Then I tried to stand up, fell back to my knees, made my way to the bed, and still can't walk without looking like a stooped over 90yo lady today. My husband keeps suggesting we go to the clinic here in town because they hand out muscle relaxers and percocet like candy at Halloween, but I have an addictive personality so that's not the best idea. To top it all off, I have a sore throat and a cough today. YAY! I'll quit whining now.

I'm so proud of my little girl...6th grade was such a difficult grade for me, so I'm extra happy she's thriving. Not only does she have friends and is involved in the school government (whatever they call that now), but she's got a 4.0 and was honored at an assembly this morning! (Unfortunately, I wasn't able to attend...but the mister took pics.)
and they're green...  
#8 | 335 days ago

Also...

Via the Canada Party...Question of the day..Potato wedge or potato wedge sized crack?
apres midi  
#9 | 335 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
kobe_lova wrote:
why does that panther have a ruint vagina on its back
i just farted for real.

jess, are you the one who posted on facebook that you dreamed you went with miley cyrus to have her knees pierced?

p.s. "ruint" is gonna give me gas for the rest of the day.

p.p.s nope. it's the whole question. 
#10 | 335 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i just farted for real.

jess, are you the one who posted on facebook that you dreamed you went with miley cyrus to have her knees pierced?

p.s. "ruint" is gonna give me gas for the rest of the day.

p.p.s nope. it's the whole question. 
Hah! No but that's awesome.

I did have a dream last week that I was hanging out with my friend Michael, we got in a car accident and he was hurt. I kept telling him he needed to phase into his animal form (a bear), so nobody would recognize him. He eventually agreed, thinking that everyone would question what Peyton Manning was doing walking down the street with a slash across his forehead (apparently Michael and Peyton were the same dude that day...and they could phase into a bear form.)


Edit - ^^^^ just another reason I should probably not take medication. Or maybe it's an argument TO take meds.
and they're green...  
#11 | 335 days ago

Jess wrote:
Hah! No but that's awesome.

I did have a dream last week that I was hanging out with my friend Michael, we got in a car accident and he was hurt. I kept telling him he needed to phase into his animal form (a bear), so nobody would recognize him. He eventually agreed, thinking that everyone would question what Peyton Manning was doing walking down the street with a slash across his forehead (apparently Michael and Peyton were the same dude that day...and they could phase into a bear form.)


Edit - ^^^^ just another reason I should probably not take medication. Or maybe it's an argument TO take meds.
heart

we should have weekly discussions about these.
#12 | 335 days ago

1) Go Avalanche
2) I completely forgot what I really wanted to post on here on the drive into work this morning
3) Julie Chen is a retarded person
#13 | 335 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Jess wrote:
I hate my dreams - I woke up looking for my husband's mother's phone # in my phone because, in my dream, I hadn't seen him in 3 days and I was wondering if she knew where he might be. It's a good thing I woke up before I found it and clicked "send"

Newest chapter in Jess's back saga? I stretched out on my stomach, leaning over an ottoman last night and it felt pretty good to stretch my back out. Then I tried to stand up, fell back to my knees, made my way to the bed, and still can't walk without looking like a stooped over 90yo lady today. My husband keeps suggesting we go to the clinic here in town because they hand out muscle relaxers and percocet like candy at Halloween, but I have an addictive personality so that's not the best idea. To top it all off, I have a sore throat and a cough today. YAY! I'll quit whining now.

I'm so proud of my little girl...6th grade was such a difficult grade for me, so I'm extra happy she's thriving. Not only does she have friends and is involved in the school government (whatever they call that now), but she's got a 4.0 and was honored at an assembly this morning! (Unfortunately, I wasn't able to attend...but the mister took pics.)
ut-oh.

See the 2nd (last paragraph) under "LOST"  >>>  JESS

o
r the very last paragraph >>>>  here
bone it like you own it...  
#14 | 335 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
Nick__ wrote:
ut-oh.

See the 2nd (last paragraph) under "LOST"  >>>  JESS

o
r the very last paragraph >>>>  here
Hah! I dunno about all that...my dreams have been insane all my life, and I'm pretty well taken care of...especially by the mister. I think I just have bizarro dreams (and they're REALLY vivid too - that's supposed to signify I'm a witchy woman.) 


*** unless I'm just pouting because he's been playing C.O.D. Ghosts at night instead of watching DVR'd shows with me? We still have to catch up on TWD, Sleepy Hollow, The Dead Files, and a few others! That might be it***
and they're green...  
#15 | 335 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
what if the "hokey pokey"  really IS what it's all about ?
bone it like you own it...  
#16 | 335 days ago

(Edited by WISAC1)
Jess wrote:
I hate my dreams - I woke up looking for my husband's mother's phone # in my phone because, in my dream, I hadn't seen him in 3 days and I was wondering if she knew where he might be. It's a good thing I woke up before I found it and clicked "send"

Newest chapter in Jess's back saga? I stretched out on my stomach, leaning over an ottoman last night and it felt pretty good to stretch my back out. Then I tried to stand up, fell back to my knees, made my way to the bed, and still can't walk without looking like a stooped over 90yo lady today. My husband keeps suggesting we go to the clinic here in town because they hand out muscle relaxers and percocet like candy at Halloween, but I have an addictive personality so that's not the best idea. To top it all off, I have a sore throat and a cough today. YAY! I'll quit whining now.

I'm so proud of my little girl...6th grade was such a difficult grade for me, so I'm extra happy she's thriving. Not only does she have friends and is involved in the school government (whatever they call that now), but she's got a 4.0 and was honored at an assembly this morning! (Unfortunately, I wasn't able to attend...but the mister took pics.)
back in the day we called school government   "enemy sympathizers"cool   I have a recurring wierd dream whenever i'm sick with a fever.  the real freaky part of it is  that my sister has the same dream.  once when we were talking about strange dreams, I started talking about it and she finished telling it.   didn't want to go to sleep that night
bone it like you own it...  
#17 | 335 days ago

it's funny because it's true

#18 | 335 days ago

tears of joy and absolute bliss.

So I worked the Macklemore & Ryan Lewis with Talib Kweli and Big K.R.I.T.  All I can say is there were not enough Black People for that show to go on, and Macklemore doesn't have crap to sing because he talked for 30 of the first 45 minutes.

But the people did tip.
kissed the girls and made them cry...  
#19 | 335 days ago
Nick__ (+)

WISAC1 wrote:
what if the "hokey pokey"  really IS what it's all about ?
that's a good point, but addiction……to anything, is not….So, I had to turn myself around, whether it IS or ISN'T what it's all about.

i'm sooo confused.
bone it like you own it...  
#20 | 335 days ago
Nick__ (+)

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
it's funny because it's true

bone it like you own it...  
#21 | 335 days ago

i did it! the avatar i made for the pastor:

he made this face:
#22 | 335 days ago

I've decided I need to buy a punching bag. Literally. I could use it when I get pissed at something stupid or something I can't control (which unfortunately is 95% of the time I get pissed). I'd be able to channel and maybe get some muscle tone for once.
#23 | 335 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
tears of joy and absolute bliss.

So I worked the Macklemore & Ryan Lewis with Talib Kweli and Big K.R.I.T.  All I can say is there were not enough Black People for that show to go on, and Macklemore doesn't have crap to sing because he talked for 30 of the first 45 minutes.

But the people did tip.
That's a pretty good show.. if you get rid of the headliner.

Stoney, have you seen Aziz's bit on magic/black men and how we'd all be better if we all acted that way?
#24 | 335 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
That's a pretty good show.. if you get rid of the headliner.

Stoney, have you seen Aziz's bit on magic/black men and how we'd all be better if we all acted that way?
I actually saw that on Netflix last week, and that was the first thing that went through my mind when I saw this gif.

I still can't help but laugh when I think about it
#25 | 335 days ago

:p I love Macklemore. 
and they're green...  
#26 | 335 days ago

Eric, HELP, IT'S BACK!


I don't want to hear about her 5 Cash 5's anymore!
bone it like you own it...  
#27 | 335 days ago

I love it when I go into a Mexican restaurant and I'm the only gringo there.  The food is much better that way.
#28 | 334 days ago
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One year and three months ago a coworker ran into my heel with a beer cart and bruised my Achilles tendon badly.  I have not used my steel toed shoes since then. Today, another coworker appointed herself my keeper.  I had to wear my steel toed shoes. I am not happy, especially since there are three other workers I have NEVER seen wear them.

My son got a new job today, working in the kitchen for one of the most exclusive restaurants in our very small city.  

Oh thank God, the Flames just scored......

Anyway, he is stoked.  He applied at both of the most exclusive, and as soon as he booked an appointment for an interview at the second one, the owner of the first one approached me (I was having lunch there) to let me know that his Chef has been out of town preparing for the opening of their second restaurant, and he would call my son next week.  I felt awful telling him that DJ had an appt for an interview at the other restaurant.  My son said it was the shortest interview he has ever had.  "do you know how to used knives? do you know which ones to use for specific purposes?  You enjoy working with ***** as she gave you an excellent reference?  Great. Glad to have you join the nuthouse."

Why do I feel like s**t at work and feel just fine at home?  

Our staff party is at the casino this year.

Am I random enough?

My truck is telling me my tire air pressure is too damn low and that I need to put air in my tires.  The temperature outside is hovering around the -38C mark which is f*****g cold.  My tire pressure is low because it is f*****g cold.  When is warms up, my tire pressure will be just f******g fine, thank you very much Silverado!!!

I should stop drinking moonshine and go to bed................
#29 | 334 days ago

That was kind of me above, but because the site has an annoying habit of signing me out at its random pleasure, I am not actually me, even when I am me. 

reiterating the "stop drininking moonshine and go to bed comment."
the kind you don't bring home to mama...  
#30 | 334 days ago

Okay, one more post then I WILL stop driniking moonshhshine and sleep. I am surrounded by liars.
the kind you don't bring home to mama...  
#31 | 334 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i just farted for real.

jess, are you the one who posted on facebook that you dreamed you went with miley cyrus to have her knees pierced?

p.s. "ruint" is gonna give me gas for the rest of the day.

p.p.s nope. it's the whole question. 
So everyone's grandma didn't warn about ruint vaginas? I see.
the kind you don't bring home to mama...  
#32 | 334 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
So everyone's grandma didn't warn about ruint vaginas? I see.
no, but she would always tell me to wash my pocketbook.
#33 | 334 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
no, but she would always tell me to wash my pocketbook.
Yes! Good!
the kind you don't bring home to mama...  
#34 | 331 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
So everyone's grandma didn't warn about ruint vaginas? I see.
my grandmas (either one of em) never warned me about ruint vaginas....wait..what?
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