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F/E 11/21

Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 


Holiday Luncheon is done. I was quite achy. I hid a whole lil honey baked ham and took it home.  And a lot of cookies, but I don't eat the sweets.  Me and the work baby mama kept pretty much all the sodas and tea. Cause f*** them, they don't pay me for all the f***ing work I put into this damn thing. My back still hurts.

conversations overheard this weekend:
*oldest baby sister: "You know Lil Wayne is my life coach, sooo..."
*brother: "Sh*****d, I need to get a ton of potatoes and start making vodka/moonshine." me: "I would love and appreciate all the money I'd save. I think that'd be great, but I don't think my mama's house is the place to start moonshining :|"

Go Falcons!!

| Closed on 12/05/13 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
10 Fans 
0%a. How...
30%b. Everybody's got plans...until they get hit...
20%c. I can't help myself...
10%d. Jedi mind Tricks...
0%e. Umi said shine your light on the world...
0%f. Hairy navel...
40%g. BEANS!

 &nbp;
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#2 | 280 days ago

i just had the neatest moment of 30 so far. a 50-something arab woman was fighting with the wind to smooth her hair and was fussing with her scarf and jacket and she waved me down. all she knew in english was "i don't speak english" and "photo" and i stuck around in case she was trying to get me to take a picture of her, or if she was just telling me she was having one taken. she handed me her iphone (all in arabic) and i started taking pictures of her with the wind swooshing her wild hair everywhere and she kept nervously trying to adjust her scarf. after a while, she had me sit next to her and she showed me pictures of her granddaughter and herself as a child and then we went through the ones i took and actually got into a multi-lingual argument about how fantastically beautiful she still is and which photo i took was the best for her facebook page. in a super artistic way, it made me realize just how little words and language actually matter. it's about connection, inflection and honesty.

which kinda sucks for me cause i write way better than i talk.
  
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#1 | 280 days ago

A-Rod is SOOOOOOO effing phonie. It's comical... but he may have a point. All those stories about how MLB obtained their evidence (allegedly) is just as insane. The whole thing is a hot mess.
BEANS!   
#2 | 280 days ago

i just had the neatest moment of 30 so far. a 50-something arab woman was fighting with the wind to smooth her hair and was fussing with her scarf and jacket and she waved me down. all she knew in english was "i don't speak english" and "photo" and i stuck around in case she was trying to get me to take a picture of her, or if she was just telling me she was having one taken. she handed me her iphone (all in arabic) and i started taking pictures of her with the wind swooshing her wild hair everywhere and she kept nervously trying to adjust her scarf. after a while, she had me sit next to her and she showed me pictures of her granddaughter and herself as a child and then we went through the ones i took and actually got into a multi-lingual argument about how fantastically beautiful she still is and which photo i took was the best for her facebook page. in a super artistic way, it made me realize just how little words and language actually matter. it's about connection, inflection and honesty.

which kinda sucks for me cause i write way better than i talk.
#3 | 280 days ago

Is it unfair of me to hate someone for no other reason than they continue to exist?
#4 | 280 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
I'm not quite sure why, but Ashlie and Laurel have been haunting my dreams lately.

Jess, you were in a dream of mine as I woke up.....I don't really remember the dream but I bet you were in it because of your dream post from yesterday.

Becky, I had a dream the other night that you and I were at a Kings game together and we got to drive the Zambonie during intermission........what does that mean?  (shrug)  and how did your Kings wind up in my dream instead of my Hawks? angry  And why are you only in my Hockey dreams? cheeky  That needs to change.  laugh

Jason!  How's that reckless beard of yours coming along?  I would say "post pictures" but we all know how weird you are about showing yourself on here. laugh

Nyce - wipe that smirk off of your avatar face. laugh

Day 20 of no nicotine. I've had major urges this morning but have not given in...........yet! frown

My dreams, lately, have been more f**ked up than JSwol after drinking an entire bottle of Grape Puckers on a Saturday night.


Speaking of which, I found a recent picture of JSWOL. No wonder he was singing "Love in an Elevator".



I can't help myself...  
#5 | 280 days ago

The beard is getting quite out of control.  Im going to have to suck it up and find a professional to fade it for me.
#6 | 280 days ago

I assume there are other armchair articles and I really want to read them but I can't find them and won't go more than 3 pages deep to keep looking, so yes to all of you that did one.
#7 | 280 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Jason_ wrote:
The beard is getting quite out of control.  Im going to have to suck it up and find a professional to fade it for me.
Can we start calling you Billy Gibbons, yet?

Cornrow the futhermucker and post pics, BITCH!
I can't help myself...  
#8 | 280 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Can we start calling you Billy Gibbons, yet?

Cornrow the futhermucker and post pics, BITCH!
LOL..no...its not really growing down like Gibbons..its growing out...literally like a fro.   More like Johnny Hendricks.
#9 | 280 days ago

#10 | 280 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Jason_ wrote:
LOL..no...its not really growing down like Gibbons..its growing out...literally like a fro.   More like Johnny Hendricks.
ah, so, you're not looking like Brett Keisel or James Harden, just yet?!?! huh?!?

I can't help myself...  
#11 | 280 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
I'm not quite sure why, but Ashlie and Laurel have been haunting my dreams lately.

Jess, you were in a dream of mine as I woke up.....I don't really remember the dream but I bet you were in it because of your dream post from yesterday.

Becky, I had a dream the other night that you and I were at a Kings game together and we got to drive the Zambonie during intermission........what does that mean?  (shrug)  and how did your Kings wind up in my dream instead of my Hawks? angry  And why are you only in my Hockey dreams? cheeky  That needs to change.  laugh

Jason!  How's that reckless beard of yours coming along?  I would say "post pictures" but we all know how weird you are about showing yourself on here. laugh

Nyce - wipe that smirk off of your avatar face. laugh

Day 20 of no nicotine. I've had major urges this morning but have not given in...........yet! frown

My dreams, lately, have been more f**ked up than JSwol after drinking an entire bottle of Grape Puckers on a Saturday night.


Speaking of which, I found a recent picture of JSWOL. No wonder he was singing "Love in an Elevator".



My smirk is driving everybody crazy on here FB, twitter, etc. lol It stays until I have a smirk shot done professionally at the Sears Portrait studio or Olan Mills.

BEANS!   
#12 | 280 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I assume there are other armchair articles and I really want to read them but I can't find them and won't go more than 3 pages deep to keep looking, so yes to all of you that did one.
This is my fault - I need to add them to the fan cave, but I've felt like i've been run over by a Mack truck since yesterday. I'll get 'em in there.
Everybody's got plans...until they get hit...  
#13 | 280 days ago
Nick__ (+)

marcus_nyce wrote:
My smirk is driving everybody crazy on here FB, twitter, etc. lol It stays until I have a smirk shot done professionally at the Sears Portrait studio or Olan Mills.

you look like you have liquid in your mouth and are getting ready to spit it out at someone!  laugh
I can't help myself...  
#14 | 280 days ago

Finally got around to Clay dying on Sons of Anarchy last night (his sex sermon in jail weeks before was classical)  and caught up on words with friends on fb.  Jordan Lynch should be an automatic invite for Heisman presentation.
Everybody's got plans...until they get hit...  
#15 | 280 days ago

when my head goes totally upside down, i smell exactly the same smell that happens when you turn on the heater for the first time in a year. basically, i smell burning in my head. will one of you medical people (not doc), tell me it's not a brain tumor? thanks
#16 | 280 days ago

Done. Sorry about that.
Everybody's got plans...until they get hit...  
#17 | 280 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
when my head goes totally upside down, i smell exactly the same smell that happens when you turn on the heater for the first time in a year. basically, i smell burning in my head. will one of you medical people (not doc), tell me it's not a brain tumor? thanks
How is your head ever upside down?
#18 | 280 days ago

Clay dies! well f***
#19 | 280 days ago
Nick__ (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
when my head goes totally upside down, i smell exactly the same smell that happens when you turn on the heater for the first time in a year. basically, i smell burning in my head. will one of you medical people (not doc), tell me it's not a brain tumor? thanks
I can't help myself...  
#20 | 280 days ago

Afternoon Q'ers....just a quick question....Did you know that the KINGS are a GREAT team?

Windy here in NJ today...and it's not even "Windsday"....

The GREAT team, the RANGERS, play tonight.  Boston (MFers) beat them on Tuesday 2-1, even though the Ranges shot the puck 44 or 45 times....Rangers have scored 2 goals in their last 3 games...I smell a barrage tonight.

Here's today's pic...enjoy..



Have a great Thursday!
BEANS!   
#21 | 280 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Clay dies! well f***
Meh, there are only like 3 episodes left of the series. That dude needed to die about 4 years ago. 
Everybody's got plans...until they get hit...  
#22 | 280 days ago

Jess wrote:
This is my fault - I need to add them to the fan cave, but I've felt like i've been run over by a Mack truck since yesterday. I'll get 'em in there.
Oh I assumed there was one and it was just buried too. It has been a week, it's cool.


Also, good call on the lemon sugar and coconut...i smell even more delicious than normal. I'd lick myself.
#23 | 280 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
How is your head ever upside down?
Bend over
#24 | 280 days ago

Jess wrote:
Meh, there are only like 3 episodes left of the series. That dude needed to die about 4 years ago. 
*pardon my threadbombing*

Yes, you're probably right but you don't appreciate the comic value Clay adds to my life. RIP big face, R.I.P.
#25 | 280 days ago

The main thing I love about Movember. People are fascinated with a waxed handlebar mustache. The reactions I get range from delight to

It's awesome


Avs - Coyotes tonight. Have I ever mentioned how much I hate the stupid howl they do in the arena?

How about that Rangers - Tigers trade, huh? Now what does Detroit do with those freed up funds

In other hot stove news this week, the Rockies signed 58 year old Latroy Hawkins to help bolster their bullpen and compete for the closer role. In my mind, they will do something to improve this team this winter, but I know that it's more likely they'll trade Troy Tulowitzki for sh**ty minor league pitchers that never pan out and a disfigured right fielder who did show a lot of promise in the Arizona Fall League 3 years ago.

How about a song you say? What about something from my favorite band, and the best thing to come out of Burlington Ontario, Silverstein. Yes, I love the combination of Emo and visceral screaming that touches the depths of emotion and pain you don't get with most popular music. Suck it

Silverstein - Falling Down

Cut through the skin with knives of words
I'm still bleeding out questions of nerve
What will it take to sort this out?
It's still lodging it's blade in my heart

Silence hurts more than the worst sound
Now it's too late to call
Say I'm wrong and throw the first round
I'm still falling down

Fill out the paper, File the forms
And I'm signing you up for the war
This is the way we've learned to cope
Insecurities take over hope

Silence hurts more than the worst sound
Now it's too late to call
Say I'm wrong and throw the first round
I'm still falling down

I can see, I can see you and me on the water tonight
Blood red sky lets me know you'll be here by my side
And tomorrow we will wake up, We can start again
We have so much left to learn from all of our mistakes

You can trust me
I won't give up
I won't let you go

Cut through the skin with knives of words

Silence hurts more than the worst sound
Now it's too late to call
Say I'm wrong and throw the first round
I'm still falling down

Silence hurts more than the worst sound
Now it's too late to call
Say I'm wrong and throw the first round
I'm still falling down
#26 | 280 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Oh I assumed there was one and it was just buried too. It has been a week, it's cool.


Also, good call on the lemon sugar and coconut...i smell even more delicious than normal. I'd lick myself.
I think I may have forgotten to make sure they're all tagged, too. I'll go back and do that. If they're tagged and you click the "From the Armchair" tag on any of them, it should pull all of them up for you. Or you can do a search at the top of the page (see the little "Google search" thing?) for From the Armchair and it should pull them up too.

Yay! Glad you like the lemon sugar and coconut...it sounds lovely.
Everybody's got plans...until they get hit...  
#27 | 280 days ago

I've never seen that google search thing in my life. lol.
fansay.
#28 | 280 days ago

It was time for Clay to go. More and more I saw him like this:
(i got nothing but a bunch of  *&^%^%$#$#@&^*** and blah blah blah)
I hate people
I can't help myself...  
#29 | 280 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
It was time for Clay to go. More and more I saw him like this:
(i got nothing but a bunch of  *&^%^%$#$#@&^*** and blah blah blah)
I hate people
Who is that handsome devil?
#30 | 280 days ago
Nick__ (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
Oh I assumed there was one and it was just buried too. It has been a week, it's cool.


Also, good call on the lemon sugar and coconut...i smell even more delicious than normal. I'd lick myself.
I can't help myself...  
#31 | 280 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i just had the neatest moment of 30 so far. a 50-something arab woman was fighting with the wind to smooth her hair and was fussing with her scarf and jacket and she waved me down. all she knew in english was "i don't speak english" and "photo" and i stuck around in case she was trying to get me to take a picture of her, or if she was just telling me she was having one taken. she handed me her iphone (all in arabic) and i started taking pictures of her with the wind swooshing her wild hair everywhere and she kept nervously trying to adjust her scarf. after a while, she had me sit next to her and she showed me pictures of her granddaughter and herself as a child and then we went through the ones i took and actually got into a multi-lingual argument about how fantastically beautiful she still is and which photo i took was the best for her facebook page. in a super artistic way, it made me realize just how little words and language actually matter. it's about connection, inflection and honesty.

which kinda sucks for me cause i write way better than i talk.
heart
#32 | 280 days ago

I can't remember all I wrote in the F/E last night, prolly due to the moonshine. Best part? No hangover.

Still snowing frown
#33 | 280 days ago

icfeet wrote:
Afternoon Q'ers....just a quick question....Did you know that the KINGS are a GREAT team?

Windy here in NJ today...and it's not even "Windsday"....

The GREAT team, the RANGERS, play tonight.  Boston (MFers) beat them on Tuesday 2-1, even though the Ranges shot the puck 44 or 45 times....Rangers have scored 2 goals in their last 3 games...I smell a barrage tonight.

Here's today's pic...enjoy..



Have a great Thursday!
BTW Partly sunny,mild+ breezy in Santa Rosa FL 75°-- Just got outta work(Sacred Heart Hospital, Destin FL).  
Sorry that its windy in NJ+ the Bruins edged the rangers, I also got Dallas Stars over rangers,LA Kings 2 curse the devils.
Yesterday I must've picked 200 games,but didn't watch any contests --was too glued 2 Faniq.

Relaxing right now, more sports tonight or more 'classic rock+ vintage pics' 
Of course 50 yrs ago,our country lost President Kennedy, so my thoughts will remembering JFK.
My how time flies even when you're not having any fun! 
Also Have a Great Weekend!
#34 | 280 days ago

I would like to meet the salesman who convinced Kendall Jenner that Harry Styles is a light skinned black man
#35 | 280 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I would like to meet the salesman who convinced Kendall Jenner that Harry Styles is a light skinned black man
i convinced my entire 9th grade german class that i am an albino black

(we were talking about mano negra [a french band the deutsch love] and one thing led to another. being a know-it-all in level 1 foreign language class gets you into a lot of lies. in my french 1 class, i was not born in a low-pee-tal.)
#36 | 280 days ago

it is time.
#37 | 280 days ago


This c**ksucker has been waiting for me around every turn today.
#38 | 280 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
The main thing I love about Movember. People are fascinated with a waxed handlebar mustache. The reactions I get range from delight to

It's awesome


Avs - Coyotes tonight. Have I ever mentioned how much I hate the stupid howl they do in the arena?

How about that Rangers - Tigers trade, huh? Now what does Detroit do with those freed up funds

In other hot stove news this week, the Rockies signed 58 year old Latroy Hawkins to help bolster their bullpen and compete for the closer role. In my mind, they will do something to improve this team this winter, but I know that it's more likely they'll trade Troy Tulowitzki for sh**ty minor league pitchers that never pan out and a disfigured right fielder who did show a lot of promise in the Arizona Fall League 3 years ago.

How about a song you say? What about something from my favorite band, and the best thing to come out of Burlington Ontario, Silverstein. Yes, I love the combination of Emo and visceral screaming that touches the depths of emotion and pain you don't get with most popular music. Suck it

Silverstein - Falling Down

Cut through the skin with knives of words
I'm still bleeding out questions of nerve
What will it take to sort this out?
It's still lodging it's blade in my heart

Silence hurts more than the worst sound
Now it's too late to call
Say I'm wrong and throw the first round
I'm still falling down

Fill out the paper, File the forms
And I'm signing you up for the war
This is the way we've learned to cope
Insecurities take over hope

Silence hurts more than the worst sound
Now it's too late to call
Say I'm wrong and throw the first round
I'm still falling down

I can see, I can see you and me on the water tonight
Blood red sky lets me know you'll be here by my side
And tomorrow we will wake up, We can start again
We have so much left to learn from all of our mistakes

You can trust me
I won't give up
I won't let you go

Cut through the skin with knives of words

Silence hurts more than the worst sound
Now it's too late to call
Say I'm wrong and throw the first round
I'm still falling down

Silence hurts more than the worst sound
Now it's too late to call
Say I'm wrong and throw the first round
I'm still falling down
Coyotes don't f**king howl! Idiots. 

Have I mentioned how much I loathe that entire team? Go Avs! (<----will be changed as soon of today is over, then it is "GRRRR....AVS, Go KINGS!!!"
BEANS!   
#39 | 280 days ago

Ok weather update:  about 6 inches have already fallen and we are predicted to get up to 10 more overnight.  It's supposed to let up around 11am, which is about when I have to head in to work.
#40 | 280 days ago

 Cheers!
Weather got rainy and dropped about 20 degrees. Glad it's not snow!
I can't help myself...  

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