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F/E 1/07

Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

When they say it's 7 degrees, they mean it. It's great. People are funny. I am sooooooo tired so this is it.

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7%a. Morning...
13%b. It's because I like you I don't want to be with you...
20%c. Beuller...Beuller..
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20%e. I'm cleaning out my closet...
7%f. Vodka Seven...
27%g. Beans...

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#10 | 228 days ago





(i have no snow) .........
And I don''t want the world to see me...  
  
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#1 | 228 days ago

(Edited by alainpeartree)
Twisted Tuesday Q'ers - and where is the coldest in the nation besides Canada? The Frozen Apple is holding at 6,,,,,,,



*1st
#2 | 228 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
i am cross-stitching a screen shot of the original oregon trail game for my mom.

great game last night! would have been greater if the utah jazz of college football hadn't come back and won, but


a guy i had a crush on years ago found me on facebook and has been sending me a boatload of very nice messages and lies about how he used to be totally into me, even when i was big and how we should "do lunch." i wish he'd leave me alone because he doesn't seem to remember that the last time we interacted in person, he literally bounced me from the bar for being too fat. joke or not, that s**t stays and i wish he'd go f**k himself with some low grade sandpaper. or maybe i wish i had the stones to tell him to go f**k himself with some low grade sandpaper. anyway, i find myself being polite to him and i hate myself for it.

speaking of sandpaper, i found that my dad's and my grandmother's s**tty taste for refreshing beverages is genetic. i am going through at least 3 cans of la croix a day and it actually feels like sandpaper going down. the flavored ones are especially disgusting. i love it.
#3 | 228 days ago

Shameless plug cheeky

I'm on early for a meeting. I went to bed with a migraine and still have it sad
It's because I like you I don't want to be with you...  
#4 | 228 days ago

So I thought I'd be able to catch Team Canada's announcement (TEam DOUGHTY and Maybe HOTTY PANTS) before going to school. indecision

Best tweet so far......well that I copied....there are others. 

How's your "get to the damn announcement" beard looking?

Beans...  
#5 | 228 days ago
Nick__ (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i am cross-stitching a screen shot of the original oregon trail game for my mom.

great game last night! would have been greater if the utah jazz of college football hadn't come back and won, but


a guy i had a crush on years ago found me on facebook and has been sending me a boatload of very nice messages and lies about how he used to be totally into me, even when i was big and how we should "do lunch." i wish he'd leave me alone because he doesn't seem to remember that the last time we interacted in person, he literally bounced me from the bar for being too fat. joke or not, that s**t stays and i wish he'd go f**k himself with some low grade sandpaper. or maybe i wish i had the stones to tell him to go f**k himself with some low grade sandpaper. anyway, i find myself being polite to him and i hate myself for it.

speaking of sandpaper, i found that my dad's and my grandmother's s**tty taste for refreshing beverages is genetic. i am going through at least 3 cans of la croix a day and it actually feels like sandpaper going down. the flavored ones are especially disgusting. i love it.
Block him on FB!
I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#6 | 228 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
kteacher wrote:
So I thought I'd be able to catch Team Canada's announcement (TEam DOUGHTY and Maybe HOTTY PANTS) before going to school. indecision

Best tweet so far......well that I copied....there are others. 

How's your "get to the damn announcement" beard looking?

Goalies
Luongo (Van)
Price (Mtl)
Smith (Phx)

Defense
Bouwmeester (Stl) 
Doughty (LA)
Hamhuis (Van)
Keith (Chi)
Pieterangelo (Stl) 
Subban (Mtl)
Vlasic (SJ)  <<<<< (what?!?!  Ahead of Seabrook?  Yeah, ok…..)
Weber (Nsh)

Forwards
Benn (Dal)
Bergeron (Bos)
Carter (LA)
Crosby (Pit)
Duchene (Col)
Getzlaf (Ana)
Kunitz (Pit)
Marleau (SJ)
Nash (NYR) <<<<< WHAT?!?!  (haha - ahead of St. Louis, Thornton or Sequin…..ummm, ok)
Perry (Ana)
Sharp (Chi)
Stamkos (TB) <<<<< (interesting)
Tavaras (NYI)
Toews (Chi)
I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#7 | 228 days ago

(Edited by AlwaysSunshine)

heart


If you have not read The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks by Rebecca Skloot, drop what you are doing and GO DO IT.  It is a strange and crazy tale of a real life experience.
I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#8 | 228 days ago

My David Tennant board is my favorite. It's the only one I actually go into regularly besides my Holler one. It makes me :D.


Stoney, did you know 'merica is doing a broadchurch and my doctor will star in it as well? Idk about it, but i'll watch it anyway :)
#9 | 228 days ago

(Edited by Eric_)
At yesterday's doctor's appointment, I also got a flu shot for the first time (doctor guilted me with "we would really like people with heart and lung issues to get flu shots"). Well, it knocked me on my ass. I basically slept through the second half of last night's game, and this morning I was so wiped that combined with the cold, I said screw it and called in sick. I'm just now getting some semblance of energy back. Yes, I know I'm a wuss

So, it looks like only three Caps made the Olympic rosters: Ovechkin (duh), Backstrom (duh), and John Carlson. Since I have no idea how to evaluate defensemen, my question to hockey people: Is Carlson on the team because a.) he's actually good, b.) Team USA needed to scrape the barrel on D, or c.) Team USA is hoping for some mojo from Carlson's World Juniors game winner a few years back?

Some idiot only voted for Jack Morris (a logical fallacy in and of itself) and that's it, so no, Greg Maddux will not be elected unanimously.

RIP Jerry Coleman
#10 | 228 days ago





(i have no snow) .........
And I don''t want the world to see me...  
#11 | 228 days ago

 (my day)
I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#12 | 228 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
The lesser known shroud found in Turin, Italy.
Remains to be seen if the prophecies were true.


Bring home the gold and every Canuck will accept Price as their lord and savior.


...If not, eff him and the Habs!


P.S. there are a few injuries on that team they released this morning. Stamkos? Luongo? Tavares? There's no way all three of them play in Sochi.
Beans...  
#13 | 228 days ago

Is Jesus holding a poptart in his left hand?
#14 | 228 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Is Jesus holding a poptart in his left hand?
toaster streudel
#15 | 228 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Is Jesus holding a poptart in his left hand?
Yes. Why wouldn't he?
Beans...  
#16 | 228 days ago

Hiddleston porn... (he may get edited, enjoy)
When we're over staffed and my co-worker calls my boss to go home early, and she tells her to let me leave instead
#17 | 228 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Survived the -47 degree windchill yesterday and it's warmed up to -32 today!

Went outside and did the boiling water trick.  You take a glass of boiling water and throw the water up in the air and watch it turn to powder, when the temperature is in the negatives…….So, what happened when I did it? HA!  I'll tell you.  I went out on my patio, and threw the water up in the air, the wind picked up and blew it right back into my face and I ended up looking like






I wouldn't be all surprised if, come October, there is a Baby Boom in the Midwest!






Eric, I don't understand how Carlson made the olympics ahead of Keith Yandle or Jack Johnson…..makes no sense.  Same goes with how Derek Stepan made it ahead of Brandon Saad?

How Greg Maddux did not get a unanimous vote is MIND BOGGLING!   Whoever did not vote for him should never be allowed to vote again!

Great NCAA Bowl Championship game to watch last night!  I found something more annoying than those Michael Bolton - Honda commercials…….the FSU fans doing that lame ass Indian War Cry!  Holy crap, shut up already!!!!  ANNNNNOYING!!!!  I can't stand that chant!  Horrible!  Thank God we don't do that here for the Blackhawks games and I don't think the Redskins fans do it either, but, the Seminole, Braves and KC Chief fans do it all the time!  SHUT UP!
I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#18 | 228 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Yes. Why wouldn't he?
I took jesus as one of those hippie gluten free douches.
#19 | 228 days ago

"Big Poppa"

[Intro]
Uh, uh, check it out
Junior M.A.F.I.A., uh, um
(i like this, yeah)
Uh, yeah, 94'

[Notorious B.I.G. - Verse One]
To all the ladies in the place with style and grace
Allow me to lace these lyrical duches in your bushes
Who rock grooves and make moves with all the mommies?
The back of the club, sippin Moet, is where you'll find me
The back of the club, mackin hoes, my crew's behind me
Mad question askin, bl**t passin, music blastin
But I just can't quit
Because one of these honies Biggie gots ta creep with
Sleep with, keep the ep a secret why not
Why blow up my spot cause we both got hot
Now check it, I got more Mack than Craig and in the bed
Believe me sweety I got enough to feed the needy
No need to be greedy I got mad friends with Benz's
C-notes by the layers, true f**kin players
Jump in the Rover and come over
tell your friends jump in the GS3, I got the chr**ic by the tree

[Chorus by The Notorious B.I.G.]
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
Throw your hands in the air, if youse a true player
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
To the honies gettin money playin ni**az like dummies
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
If you got a gun up in your waist please don't shoot up the place
Cause I see some ladies tonight who should be havin my baby
Bay-bee

[Notorious B.I.G. - Verse Two]
Straight up honey really I'm askin
Most of these ni**az think they be mackin but they be actin
Who they attractin with that line, "What's your name, what's your sign"?
Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind
And ask what your interests are, "who you be with"?
Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial
You gon' be here for a while, I'm gon' go call my crew
You go call your crew
We can rendezvou at the bar around two
Plans to leave, throw the keys to Lil Cease
Pull the truck up, front, and roll up the next bl**t
So we can steam on the way to the telly go fill my belly
A t-bone steak, cheese eggs and Welch's grape
Conversate for a few, cause in a few, we gon' do
What we came to do, ain't that right boo (truuuueee)
Forget the telly we just go to the crib
and watch a movie in the jacuzzi smoke l's while you do me

[Chorus by The Notorious B.I.G.]
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
Throw your hands in the air, if youse a true player
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
To the honies gettin money playin ni**az like dummies
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
If you got a gun up in your waist please don't shoot up the place
Cause I see some ladies tonight who should be havin my baby
Bay-bee

[Notorious B.I.G. - Verse Three]
(How ya livin Biggie Smallz?) In mansion and Benz's
Givin ends to my friends and it feels stupendous
Tremendous cream, f**k a dollar and a dream (whaat)
Still tote gats strapped with infrared beams
Choppin o's, smokin lye an' Optimo's
Money hoes and clothes all a nigga knows
A foolish pleasure, whatever
I had to find the buried treasure, so grams I had to measure
However living better now, Gucci sweater now
Drop top BM's I'm the man girlfriend
(Honey check it, (check it)
Tell your friends, to get with my friends (your freinds)
And we can be friends
S**t we can do this every weekend (that's right)
Aight? Is that aight with you?
Yeah... keep bangin)

[Chorus by The Notorious B.I.G.]
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
Throw your hands in the air, if youse a true player
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
To the honies gettin money playin ni**az like dummies
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
If you got a gun up in your waist please don't shoot up the place
Cause I see some ladies tonight who should be havin my baby
Bay-bee

[Biggie Ad libin']
Uhh, Check it out,
My full s**t, for that ass,
Uhh, Puff Daddy, Biggie Smalls,
Junior M.A.F.I.A., represent baby bay-bay!
Uhh!
I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#20 | 228 days ago

Randomly & coincidentally just found this .gif of pop tarts being made via the Reddit.

Beans...  
#21 | 228 days ago

Im kinda pi**ed i cant see the poptart gif.
#22 | 228 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Goalies
Luongo (Van)
Price (Mtl)
Smith (Phx)

Defense
Bouwmeester (Stl) 
Doughty (LA)
Hamhuis (Van)
Keith (Chi)
Pieterangelo (Stl) 
Subban (Mtl)
Vlasic (SJ)  <<<<< (what?!?!  Ahead of Seabrook?  Yeah, ok…..)
Weber (Nsh)

Forwards
Benn (Dal)
Bergeron (Bos)
Carter (LA)
Crosby (Pit)
Duchene (Col)
Getzlaf (Ana)
Kunitz (Pit)
Marleau (SJ)
Nash (NYR) <<<<< WHAT?!?!  (haha - ahead of St. Louis, Thornton or Sequin…..ummm, ok)
Perry (Ana)
Sharp (Chi)
Stamkos (TB) <<<<< (interesting)
Tavaras (NYI)
Toews (Chi)
Pickles may actually be the 2nd best defensive defenseman on that team behind Weber. I thought Seabrook would be in over Dan Hamhuis.
You have to put Stamkos on the team. if he's not good enough to go, you replace him, but he's the 2nd best pure goal scorer in the world. Nash is in there for reputation of playing well in these events even though he's having a down year. Thought Thornton would make it, but they stuck with the younger version Tavares.
I like what Russia did rolling the dice with 9 KHL guys. There's absolutely a marketing, Nationalistic vibe behind that and I hope to god it blows up.

In other news, my company is doing some work on a home remodeling show called Bath Crashers on DIY network. Today was day 1 of filming and it was neat to check that out this morning behind the scenes. Gonna try to get this mustache on camera tomorrow morning.

The Avs laid an egg last night and Roy threw Jiggy under the bus in his postgame presser.

How about that football game last night, huh?
My takeaways:
*I loved Sad Musburger when the realization set in that Auburn would lose
*I loved AJ McCarron's mom dropping tweet bombs. If you got hate in your heart, let it out. Would you expect anything less from a Southern lass?
*That being said, contrary to the thoughts of Reggie Bush and Lebron James, Jameis Winston is not a role model
*Hat tip to the Tallahassee Police Department on their role in the national championship
*Red Lightning
*Nobody will ever be able to touch Auburn's BCS championship record of criminal starting QBs
*I tuned into ESPN2s roundtable live reaction thing late in the 4th quarter. Jemele Hill, Todd McShay, some guy who looked like Pharrell rocking an old school Kings shirt who I'm assuming they picked up at the Grove, and Tyler Perry as Alex Cross. It was absolutely brutal and I loved every minute of it. I guess that rotated in the guests throughout the game? Huh? I heard the Film Room feed on ESPNNews was good though.
*Auburn getting Auburned
#23 | 228 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Randomly & coincidentally just found this .gif of pop tarts being made via the Reddit.

#24 | 228 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I took jesus as one of those hippie gluten free douches.
Haven't you ever read John Dies at the End? Jesus isn't the hippie gluten free douche. Famine, one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, is. He owns his own franchise of health food stores and everything. 
#25 | 228 days ago

Ok, I think the Louisville football head coach job search is winding down. 

It looks like Bobby Petrino could return.  Not sure how I feel about that.  I do kind of miss his Mortal Kombat "finish him" cockiness.  And we won A LOT when he was here.  And then he became a hot mess.  I'm not sure he'd f**k around this time around, because Tom Jurich would black list him in a minute.

Other potential finalists are:
Vance Bedford, Louisville DC
Shawn Watson, Louisville OC
Chad Morris, Clemson OC
Pat Narduzzi, Michigan State DC
Derek Mason, Stanford DC
Kirby Smart, Alabama DC

My top picks are:  Morris, Narduzzi and Petrino. 

I'm getting pretty excited to see who we wind up with.
I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#26 | 228 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i am cross-stitching a screen shot of the original oregon trail game for my mom.

great game last night! would have been greater if the utah jazz of college football hadn't come back and won, but


a guy i had a crush on years ago found me on facebook and has been sending me a boatload of very nice messages and lies about how he used to be totally into me, even when i was big and how we should "do lunch." i wish he'd leave me alone because he doesn't seem to remember that the last time we interacted in person, he literally bounced me from the bar for being too fat. joke or not, that s**t stays and i wish he'd go f**k himself with some low grade sandpaper. or maybe i wish i had the stones to tell him to go f**k himself with some low grade sandpaper. anyway, i find myself being polite to him and i hate myself for it.

speaking of sandpaper, i found that my dad's and my grandmother's s**tty taste for refreshing beverages is genetic. i am going through at least 3 cans of la croix a day and it actually feels like sandpaper going down. the flavored ones are especially disgusting. i love it.
Since he really is no longer in your life, and his opinion really doesn't mean anything, you should tell him exactly how you feel about him. In great detail. Take a while to think about it and really come up with some good stuff. Honesty is a virtue, don't be fake just because it's what society says you should do. 

So you tell him to hoop it. Hoop it real good. 
#27 | 228 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Survived the -47 degree windchill yesterday and it's warmed up to -32 today!

Went outside and did the boiling water trick.  You take a glass of boiling water and throw the water up in the air and watch it turn to powder, when the temperature is in the negatives…….So, what happened when I did it? HA!  I'll tell you.  I went out on my patio, and threw the water up in the air, the wind picked up and blew it right back into my face and I ended up looking like






I wouldn't be all surprised if, come October, there is a Baby Boom in the Midwest!






Eric, I don't understand how Carlson made the olympics ahead of Keith Yandle or Jack Johnson…..makes no sense.  Same goes with how Derek Stepan made it ahead of Brandon Saad?

How Greg Maddux did not get a unanimous vote is MIND BOGGLING!   Whoever did not vote for him should never be allowed to vote again!

Great NCAA Bowl Championship game to watch last night!  I found something more annoying than those Michael Bolton - Honda commercials…….the FSU fans doing that lame ass Indian War Cry!  Holy crap, shut up already!!!!  ANNNNNOYING!!!!  I can't stand that chant!  Horrible!  Thank God we don't do that here for the Blackhawks games and I don't think the Redskins fans do it either, but, the Seminole, Braves and KC Chief fans do it all the time!  SHUT UP!
because some of the idiot writers (coughbeatwriterforthedodgerscough) are being women.
#28 | 228 days ago

Br Br…… Greetings from Santa Rosa Beach FL, also very cold this morning,only 20°!! around 32° now.frown   I also watched Championship Game,Congrats 2 FL.State Seminoles and Auburn Tigers for super finale ,but I really thought James Winston would get 'mauled' in the last minute, amazing to be 20 and win the Heisman and QB National Champions!
When I was 20, first thing I did was go 2 corner bar 'Gimme a beer', only a $1.00 in 1984.

So did Greg Maddux make the HOF?  12 NHL/10 NBA contests tonight!yes
#29 | 228 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Pickles may actually be the 2nd best defensive defenseman on that team behind Weber. I thought Seabrook would be in over Dan Hamhuis.
You have to put Stamkos on the team. if he's not good enough to go, you replace him, but he's the 2nd best pure goal scorer in the world. Nash is in there for reputation of playing well in these events even though he's having a down year. Thought Thornton would make it, but they stuck with the younger version Tavares.
I like what Russia did rolling the dice with 9 KHL guys. There's absolutely a marketing, Nationalistic vibe behind that and I hope to god it blows up.

In other news, my company is doing some work on a home remodeling show called Bath Crashers on DIY network. Today was day 1 of filming and it was neat to check that out this morning behind the scenes. Gonna try to get this mustache on camera tomorrow morning.

The Avs laid an egg last night and Roy threw Jiggy under the bus in his postgame presser.

How about that football game last night, huh?
My takeaways:
*I loved Sad Musburger when the realization set in that Auburn would lose
*I loved AJ McCarron's mom dropping tweet bombs. If you got hate in your heart, let it out. Would you expect anything less from a Southern lass?
*That being said, contrary to the thoughts of Reggie Bush and Lebron James, Jameis Winston is not a role model
*Hat tip to the Tallahassee Police Department on their role in the national championship
*Red Lightning
*Nobody will ever be able to touch Auburn's BCS championship record of criminal starting QBs
*I tuned into ESPN2s roundtable live reaction thing late in the 4th quarter. Jemele Hill, Todd McShay, some guy who looked like Pharrell rocking an old school Kings shirt who I'm assuming they picked up at the Grove, and Tyler Perry as Alex Cross. It was absolutely brutal and I loved every minute of it. I guess that rotated in the guests throughout the game? Huh? I heard the Film Room feed on ESPNNews was good though.
*Auburn getting Auburned
Sumlin was incredible in that Film Room feed. My entire TL on twitter was ready to commit to A&M by half time. Hell he may have been throwing his hat in the ring for 2016? (All 22 with coaches commentary is football porn)
Beans...  
#30 | 228 days ago

I think this thermometer is a bit of a drama queen.

I'm cleaning out my closet...  
#31 | 228 days ago

Our temperature here was two degrees warmer than Marcus had in Atlanta.  

I told you all of my horrific drive to town yesterday.  Today I found out that a good friend was also driving in that mess yesterday morning and rolled her 3/4 ton Ford truck.  The truck is a total write off and she is at home recuperating.  She is so lucky she wasn't killed.  I haven't seen pictures of the truck yet, but everyone who has seen the pictures, or the truck, has said she had a guardian angel with her.  She was only a couple of Kms from home.

I swear I live in the most drama filled city in the northern hemisphere.
Vodka Seven...  
#32 | 227 days ago

Sending this south...............

Vodka Seven...  

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