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23%a. The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs...
0%b. Mars bars...
8%c. It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark...
23%d. It's a beautiful day, but not as beautiful as me...
8%e. We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities...
15%f. That bottle of Guinness is finished
23%g. Beans...

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#3 | 238 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
The Kings lost another last night. Ever since they got scored on by the Detroit netting Saturday, they've not been the same. I was use to little goal scoring and a horrid power play, but now the penalty kill sucks huevos and their defensive play/corsi numbers (their bread and butter) is sucking big ones. So glad they have two games against the NHL best Ducks coming up. indecision

I love everything about this picture. 

That bottle of Guinness is finished  
  
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#1 | 238 days ago

Bikini Wednesday?
Underwear Wednesday?
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs...  
#2 | 238 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Jason_ wrote:
Bikini Wednesday?
Underwear Wednesday?



#3 | 238 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
The Kings lost another last night. Ever since they got scored on by the Detroit netting Saturday, they've not been the same. I was use to little goal scoring and a horrid power play, but now the penalty kill sucks huevos and their defensive play/corsi numbers (their bread and butter) is sucking big ones. So glad they have two games against the NHL best Ducks coming up. indecision

I love everything about this picture. 

That bottle of Guinness is finished  
#4 | 238 days ago

ok

#5 | 238 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
i had a dream that marcus and i were jumping on a bad in a place that looked like drug and human traffic bottlenecks there on the reg. when we'd hit apex, we could see this beautiful green ocean through some super gross windows. we giggled a lot and that was the whole dream. nothing weird.

i was telling jon that sharknado is streaming instantly on netflix and that we should make it a date. he thought i was saying sharkNATO (we live under the same rock) and i think there's just as much plot potential there. except there would really need to be some peter sellers involvement and he's been dead for years, so that's out.

blacklist update: trouble in paradise - tom (wienerhead husband guy) said to the main girl, "i need you to be more present."


oh! and i sent my car to the shop last night - good feelers please!
#6 | 238 days ago

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs...  
#7 | 238 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Bikini Wednesday?
Underwear Wednesday?
YOU NEED A COVER SHEET ON YOUR TPS PRODUCT PROPOSAL JASON!!!! YOU KNOW THAT MOTHERFU...



...Oh, heyyy Jen  :)

(Marcus Nyce F/E Corp. linebacker)
Beans...  
#8 | 238 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i had a dream that marcus and i were jumping on a bad in a place that looked like drug and human traffic bottlenecks there on the reg. when we'd hit apex, we could see this beautiful green ocean through some super gross windows. we giggled a lot and that was the whole dream. nothing weird.

i was telling jon that sharknado is streaming instantly on netflix and that we should make it a date. he thought i was saying sharkNATO (we live under the same rock) and i think there's just as much plot potential there. except there would really need to be some peter sellers involvement and he's been dead for years, so that's out.

blacklist update: trouble in paradise - tom (wienerhead husband guy) said to the main girl, "i need you to be more present."


oh! and i sent my car to the shop last night - good feelers please!
Hopping on a bed?
Human trafficking?
Dirty windows?
Green ocean??


Nothing weird???

Beans...  
#9 | 238 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Jason_ wrote:
#10 | 238 days ago

Teaser!

redheads thechive 47 Other than being able to eat whatever I want without consequences, redheads are my greatest desire (53 Photos)
It's a beautiful day, but not as beautiful as me...  
#11 | 238 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs...  
#12 | 238 days ago

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs...  
#13 | 238 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Hopping on a bed?
Human trafficking?
Dirty windows?
Green ocean??


Nothing weird???

#14 | 238 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
YOU NEED A COVER SHEET ON YOUR TPS PRODUCT PROPOSAL JASON!!!! YOU KNOW THAT MOTHERFU...



...Oh, heyyy Jen  :)

(Marcus Nyce F/E Corp. linebacker)
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs...  
#15 | 238 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i had a dream that marcus and i were jumping on a bad in a place that looked like drug and human traffic bottlenecks there on the reg. when we'd hit apex, we could see this beautiful green ocean through some super gross windows. we giggled a lot and that was the whole dream. nothing weird.

i was telling jon that sharknado is streaming instantly on netflix and that we should make it a date. he thought i was saying sharkNATO (we live under the same rock) and i think there's just as much plot potential there. except there would really need to be some peter sellers involvement and he's been dead for years, so that's out.

blacklist update: trouble in paradise - tom (wienerhead husband guy) said to the main girl, "i need you to be more present."


oh! and i sent my car to the shop last night - good feelers please!
So, you and nyce* had been drinking the vampire blood. I see.

Sharknado! and SharkNato! works too, No Sellers? No problem.
Morgan Freeman + Kevin Kline + Alex P. Keaton's dad = SharkNATO hit.

blacklist: l,o,l
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs...  
#16 | 238 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
So, you and nyce* had been drinking the vampire blood. I see.

Sharknado! and SharkNato! works too, No Sellers? No problem.
Morgan Freeman + Kevin Kline + Alex P. Keaton's dad = SharkNATO hit.

blacklist: l,o,l
i could get on board with kevin kline!

dibs on orange.
#17 | 238 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i could get on board with kevin kline!

dibs on orange.
HA! dammit...then I'm going yellow since he seems uncomfortable with things climbing into his bottom.
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs...  
#18 | 238 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
HA! dammit...then I'm going yellow since he seems uncomfortable with things climbing into his bottom.
how bout now?
#19 | 238 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
how bout now?
*snort* still yellow, now blue is just being fancy.  Also,
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs...  
#20 | 238 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
It's a beautiful day, but not as beautiful as me...  
#21 | 238 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
*snort* still yellow, now blue is just being fancy.  Also,
i sing the body electric...

#22 | 238 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
#23 | 238 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
#24 | 238 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
#25 | 238 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Jason_ wrote:
#26 | 238 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Hey, did you see my qb rankings list?
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs...  
#27 | 238 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
#28 | 238 days ago
Nick__ (+)

#29 | 238 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Hey, did you see my qb rankings list?
#30 | 238 days ago

It is so cold out here in the warehouse at work, I can't keep the snot licked off my nose.
It's a beautiful day, but not as beautiful as me...  
#31 | 238 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
oh, i think it's great..hold... here.
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs...  
#32 | 238 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
It is so cold out here in the warehouse at work, I can't keep the snot licked off my nose.
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs...  
#33 | 238 days ago

Per fivethirtyeight via Grantland, Wind (13% chance) could be a factor at the Superbowl based on projections of more than 10 days in advance. I thought these % numbers would be slightly higher? i.e. low %'s around 6-8ish & higher probabilities in the high teens.



Well then.
Beans...  
#34 | 238 days ago

Rogor lost one of his eyeball contact lenses. I have volunteered to be his seeing eye dog. Woof!
It's a beautiful day, but not as beautiful as me...  
#35 | 238 days ago

I GET MY CAR BACK TODAY AND IT'S ONLY COSTING ME $600!!!

and the best part is, since i quit smoking, i've been watching this little blurp of money in my account grow and i can write the repairs off all on my own without using the credit card.
#36 | 238 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
oh, i think it's great..hold... here.
John Elway #24?

#37 | 238 days ago

Good Afternoon, Everybodee!

Just spent an hour and a half at DMV taking care of a  vehicle registration.   While I was there I also took care of an address change and a license renewal.  (Mine expires in a few months, it was just easier taking care of it altogether.)   Apparently, this time I needed to take the test for the renewal.  I passed it 100%.  Woohoo!

Last night, my wife and I watched "Sleepy Hollow".  Now, I don't watch much television.  I am watching 3 current shows regularly, and I've been recording episodes of Doctor Who so I can get caught up watching that as well.

Well, regarding the current shows, 2 have had their last (current) season show that said view new episodes in about 3 weeks or so.   Well, watching Sleepy Hollow last night, new episodes are due to show in Fall 2014.    WTF?   Fall???? 
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities...  
#38 | 238 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
John Elway #24?

That's high, right? I was shocked.
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs...  
#39 | 238 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
That's high, right? I was shocked.
what shocks me is that everyone forgot dan pastorini
#40 | 238 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
That's high, right? I was shocked.
#41 | 238 days ago

We.    Are.     GOING!!!



#42 | 238 days ago

Jess wrote:
We.    Are.     GOING!!!



So does this mean I can cease looking for a rich grandpa for you to take you to every Super Bowl?
It's a beautiful day, but not as beautiful as me...  
#43 | 238 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
So does this mean I can cease looking for a rich grandpa for you to take you to every Super Bowl?
Haha! I totally forgot that was WHY I wanted the rich grandpa in the first place! And the funniest part about it is that the reason we're going is because we did kind of find our own rich grandpa who's helping to make it possible. I could always use a spare though...
#44 | 238 days ago

Jess wrote:
We.    Are.     GOING!!!



Could you be any more hateable?
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs...  
#45 | 238 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Could you be any more hateable?
I could be hot
#46 | 238 days ago

Jess wrote:
I could be hot
...
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs...  
#47 | 238 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
...
Remember she has to stay in Philly, drive to Jersey, sit in the freezing cold, talk to New Yorkers and watch Seadderall play football. Why are you Jealous? This may be one of the few senarios where I would consider turning down free Super Bowl tickets.
It's a beautiful day, but not as beautiful as me...  
#48 | 238 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Omgosh, i love that face. he tickles me. Some people didn't like Let Me Explain, I watched it the other day and really enjoyed it. He's great.

also, f*** john elway.


also, YAY Jess! Won.der.ful!
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs...  
#49 | 238 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
...
Being hot would make me more hateable. 
#50 | 238 days ago

Jess wrote:
Being hot would make me more hateable. 
OMGWTFBBQSTFU
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs...  
#51 | 238 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
OMGWTFBBQSTFU
OH wait that would just be to the ladies!

Anyway, I can't wait. I'm also excited to go try a REAL Philly Cheesesteak and REAL New York pizza (because I like food). Ohh...and Tastykakes! The only problem will be finding a good Starbucks...not a fan of Dunkin' Donuts. I'm happy I get to see my friends, meet their new edition, and I can't wait to rep the #12 in New Jersey. OMG this is a dream come true, not only being able to go to a SB, being able to see MY team play in it! 

And yes, f*** john elway.
#52 | 237 days ago

Apparently "love" doesn't keep you together. The Captain and Tennille are divorcing.


carryon
It's a beautiful day, but not as beautiful as me...  
#53 | 237 days ago

Jess wrote:
OH wait that would just be to the ladies!

Anyway, I can't wait. I'm also excited to go try a REAL Philly Cheesesteak and REAL New York pizza (because I like food). Ohh...and Tastykakes! The only problem will be finding a good Starbucks...not a fan of Dunkin' Donuts. I'm happy I get to see my friends, meet their new edition, and I can't wait to rep the #12 in New Jersey. OMG this is a dream come true, not only being able to go to a SB, being able to see MY team play in it! 

And yes, f*** john elway.
#54 | 237 days ago

ewwww
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