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It's been a while since I've done a movie quote poll, and y'all know how I love them so! I laugh everyday at the Tombstone quotes from last week's Psych. Shawn was perfect... (and so me). So anyway, list some of your favorite movie quotes for me, please and thank you.

Best movie quotes ever....GO!
| Closed on 02/03/14 at 08:00PM
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22%a. This one right here...
0%b. I don't watch movies...
0%c. I got nothing...
56%d. Quote this!...
22%e. Beans is quite quotable....

 &nbp;
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#1 | 88 days ago

Shut that c**t's mouth or I'll come over there and f**k start her head!
  
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#1 | 88 days ago

Shut that c**t's mouth or I'll come over there and f**k start her head!
#2 | 88 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Shut that c**t's mouth or I'll come over there and f**k start her head!
I knew you were going to post that.
#3 | 88 days ago

#4 | 88 days ago

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
"Here's looking at you, kid."

"You talking to me?"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
"Rosebud."
This one right here...  
#5 | 88 days ago

he said, I can smell your c*nt
#6 | 88 days ago

"I was born a poor black child."

"the car just committed suicide."

"you go get my money, or i'll put your f***ing brain to sleep"

"Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm"
#7 | 88 days ago

"I'm gonna walk down that stinkin' runway, open up this fa**ot robe and wiggle my d*ck at 'em! And do you know why? Because I want you to have a heart-attack and die so we don't have to do this sh*t again! You and your f*cking fashion shows!"
#8 | 88 days ago

Its a c**t off!!!

"You know something? My ex-wife, the way she acts sometimes, the way she deals with s**t... You would think a less enlightened man than myself, a cruder man than myself, a man less sensitized to the qualities and charms and value of women- a man like that, not me, but a man like that, he just might call her a 'c**t.' "
#9 | 88 days ago

cause i'm on a bull durham kick now:

"Well, I believe in the soul, the c**k, the p***y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
#10 | 88 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Its a c**t off!!!

"You know something? My ex-wife, the way she acts sometimes, the way she deals with s**t... You would think a less enlightened man than myself, a cruder man than myself, a man less sensitized to the qualities and charms and value of women- a man like that, not me, but a man like that, he just might call her a 'c**t.' "
That's from The Wire. I said movies, sir. thank you.


p.s. i heart that quote.
#11 | 88 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
I bet you're the kind of guy who would f**k a person in the a$$ and not even have the godd@mn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy f**king walrus-looking piece of sh!t! Get the f**k off of my obstacle! Get the f**k down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your b@lls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-D!CKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

Redrum. Redrum. REDRUM!
Quote this!...  
#12 | 88 days ago

"Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a c**t. You're a c**t now, and you've always been a c**t. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger c**t. Maybe have some more c**t kids."
#13 | 88 days ago

You boys, with your dirty mouths..mouthes..mouthz.

Jason, why don't i know that quote? where's it from? this is upsetting me, i feel like i should know when someone utters one of the best words ever that many times in a row.
#14 | 88 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
You boys, with your dirty mouths..mouthes..mouthz.

Jason, why don't i know that quote? where's it from? this is upsetting me, i feel like i should know when someone utters one of the best words ever that many times in a row.
In Bruges.
#15 | 88 days ago

We'd better get back, because it'll be dark soon and they mostly come out at night... mostly.
Beans is quite quotable....  
#16 | 88 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Listen, you f**kers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the c**ts, the dogs, the filth, the sh!t. Here is a man who stood up.

You insignifi-C**T, little f**k!

Uh, yeah, hi. This is RST Video calling. Customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All T!t-F**king Volume 8", "I Need Your C*ck", "A$$-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My C*nt Needs Shafts", "C*m Clean", "C*m-Gargling Naked Sluts", "C*m Buns III", "C*mming in Socks", "C*m On Eileen", "Huge Black C*cks with Pearly White C*m", "Girls Who Crave C*ck", "Girls Who Crave C*nt", "Men Alone II: The KY Connection", "Pink Pu$$y Lips", oh, yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard C*ck". Yup. Oh, wait a minute.

Also, no use of the seven so-called seven dirty words. These are c*cksucker, mother-f**ker, f**k, sh!t, c*nt, c*ck, and pu$$y.
Good, f**k you, you c*nt. F**k you 1000%. F**k you till your a$$hole is like a donkey's a$$hole
Quote this!...  
#17 | 88 days ago

"You’re wearing the shirt of the band you’re going to see? Don’t be that guy."

"I ain't easy and I ain't your kid. You take sorry and shove it up your ass""

"You're killing me, Smalls."
#18 | 88 days ago

The environmental movement of our times was sparked by the rerelease of Bambi in the 1950s.
 
Fourierism was tried in the late nineteenth century . . . and it failed.
 Wasn’t Brookfarm Fourierist? It failed. 
 That’s debatable. 
 Whether Brookfarm failed? 
 That it ceased to exist, I’ll grant you, but whether or not it failed cannot be definitively said. 
 Well, for me, ceasing to exist is - is failure. I mean, that’s pretty definitive. 
 Well, everyone ceases to exist. Doesn’t mean everyone’s a failure.
 
Rick Von Slonecker is tall, rich, good looking, stupid, dishonest, conceited, a bully, liar, drunk and thief, an egomaniac, and probably psychotic. In short, highly attractive to women.
 
 
How’d you get the fat lip? 
 Old war welt. Acts up around morons.
Quote this!...  
#19 | 88 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
"How can you read this? There's no pictures!"

"Then, (go ahead and) STAAAAAAARVE!" (omg, i quote this like 6x a week)

"I despise guessing games".
#20 | 88 days ago

You know what this feels like? - When I was in high school the thing I wanted most when I was stuck in class, the thing that I was desperately in pursuit of, was a hall pass. That’s all I ever wanted. I loved moving freely around the school while everybody else was trapped in there. That’s how I feel right now. Like I have some giant - all day - hall pass. 
 
I didn’t invent the rainy day, man. I just own the best umbrella.
 
I don't know, I mostly just hurt people. 
Quote this!...  
#21 | 88 days ago



"The feds are so far up my a$$ I can taste Bryl cream"


"Terrific personality? I know what that means. She looks like Leon Spinks" 


"R
esistance is futile"
#22 | 88 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
"Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen"
Quote this!...  
#23 | 88 days ago

"Get in the car, honey! Get in the car, HONEY! GET IN THE CAR HONEY!!! "

Pretty much everything Gunnery Sergeant Hartman said in Full Metal Jacket.

"I love lamp."
Beans is quite quotable....  
#24 | 87 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
"Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen"
Oh Sean Connery...
#25 | 87 days ago

"You son-of-a-******, do you know who I am? I'm Moe Greene! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders."
This one right here...  
#26 | 87 days ago

I'll be your hucklebuck!!!!!
#27 | 87 days ago

go ahead make my day
#28 | 87 days ago

(Edited by icfeet)
I sure picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

Johnny...what can you make out of this?  This? I can make a hat, I can make a brooch, I can make a pterydactyl...

Johnny...what's it look like up there?  Oh, it's a pretty white plane with curtains in the windows and a red stripe down the side and it looks like a giant Tylenol!

Hanrahan....Suzanne sucks p***y.....Hanrahan...your wife's a dyke...she told me..I know....she's a lesbian...a lesbian

Squeal like a pig

All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote?

Entire Senate: F**K THE POOR!

and one of my all time favorites....
 

 I got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I'll suspend ya.

Steve Hanson: I'm listening to the f^&*ing song!

Quote this!...  
#29 | 85 days ago

what did he die of ?        QUESTIONS !! he asked one too many.
#30 | 85 days ago

"You're going to need a bigger boat."

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