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F/E 1/29 - Dixie Snowpocalypse
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F/E 1/29 - Dixie Snowpocalypse Photo
 
| Closed on 02/26/14 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
17 Fans 
0%a. Ohhh Myyyy God
6%b. Where's Dennis Quaid when you need him?
29%c. KKKarma. You wanted everything all white
6%d. Can zombies freeze to death?
29%e. shrinkage
29%f. Jennifer Lawrence

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#4 | 178 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
I took a picture of Winter Storm Leon which forced the Gov. to declare a state of emergency. I waited until about 6ish when it had stopped. LMAO!!




1. NOBODY has winter tires or even all-season(y) ones. (I have a rear wheel drive Mustang with nice-ish 18" tires. I basically can't drive anywhere until it all melts or it turns into a "drifting" tuner. HAND BRAKE IN THE PARKING LOT, B!TCHES!)

2. Even A LOT people with SUVs or Pickups have NO idea how to drive in a little snow with patches of ice. Throw in bus drivers and tractor trailers & you have the perfect storm of cluster effs.

3. It ONLY snows (and accumulates over a half inch) here like every 2-3 years. Municipalities, highway services, etc. just aren't equipped for it. We all have to wait for Thurs/Fri when it gets back up to 45-55 degrees and it melts <--- THAT'S THE PLAN.


P.S. Having winter come every few years and only last about 48hrs is delightful as far as I'm concerned.
Peace up, A-town down.
Jennifer Lawrence  
  
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#1 | 178 days ago

All the abandoned cars setting around Atlanta looks like a scene from The Walking Dead.

Silly Southerners enlightened
KKKarma. You wanted everything all white  
#2 | 178 days ago

(Edited by icfeet)
Sloppy Seconds!

Had snow again last night...about 2-3 inches...just enough to cause patients to cancel today.  We drive better than they do in Atlanta, though...

Rangers play the Islanders tonight at Yankee Stadium.  Hopefully, they will continue their scoring ways.  The other great team, the KINGS, are infected by the virus that plagued the Rangers the past 4-5 years..can't score a goal, hope that the goaltender is superhuman.  They will score again, teach!

Go to the Super Bowl bar....lets get to 1500 comments this year...and I promise I won't resurrect it in July...

Here's today's pic...enjoy...



Have a GREAT hump day!
shrinkage  
#3 | 178 days ago



I love all the hate back and forth between people North and South of the Mason/Dixon line when it comes to snow follies

I haven't decided what's funnier. The multiple articles I've read that claim Katy Perry was summoning the devil during her Grammy performance, or the fact that they're serious. I know Juicy J is black which is frightening to a lot of white people, but I'm going out on a limb and saying he's not the devil.

Someone have Chipper Jones on standby if we don't hear from Ashlie and Marcus soon.

Jennifer Lawrence  
#4 | 178 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
I took a picture of Winter Storm Leon which forced the Gov. to declare a state of emergency. I waited until about 6ish when it had stopped. LMAO!!




1. NOBODY has winter tires or even all-season(y) ones. (I have a rear wheel drive Mustang with nice-ish 18" tires. I basically can't drive anywhere until it all melts or it turns into a "drifting" tuner. HAND BRAKE IN THE PARKING LOT, B!TCHES!)

2. Even A LOT people with SUVs or Pickups have NO idea how to drive in a little snow with patches of ice. Throw in bus drivers and tractor trailers & you have the perfect storm of cluster effs.

3. It ONLY snows (and accumulates over a half inch) here like every 2-3 years. Municipalities, highway services, etc. just aren't equipped for it. We all have to wait for Thurs/Fri when it gets back up to 45-55 degrees and it melts <--- THAT'S THE PLAN.


P.S. Having winter come every few years and only last about 48hrs is delightful as far as I'm concerned.
Peace up, A-town down.
Jennifer Lawrence  
#5 | 178 days ago

I almost snorted coffee out my noise at this answer choice.
KKKarma. You wanted everything all white  
#6 | 178 days ago

1. stoney, your camo dots fell off.

2. marcus, stay safe bro and sista, sista

3. i replied to the health magazine bid and it's pretty easy peasy in the bag already. the only hold up is waiting for my cute spring 2014 work out duds to come in for my photo shoot. it may not be for money, but tennishoes are nice and my current ones give a corn chip explosion of stink when i take them off, so it may be time to retire sweetie and yum-yum.

4. this is pretty ,much the powerhouse of hot politicians


as my baby sister so delicately puts it, "sploosh."
shrinkage  
#7 | 178 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I took a picture of Winter Storm Leon which forced the Gov. to declare a state of emergency. I waited until about 6ish when it had stopped. LMAO!!




1. NOBODY has winter tires or even all-season(y) ones. (I have a rear wheel drive Mustang with nice-ish 18" tires. I basically can't drive anywhere until it all melts or it turns into a "drifting" tuner. HAND BRAKE IN THE PARKING LOT, B!TCHES!)

2. Even A LOT people with SUVs or Pickups have NO idea how to drive in a little snow with patches of ice. Throw in bus drivers and tractor trailers & you have the perfect storm of cluster effs.

3. It ONLY snows (and accumulates over a half inch) here like every 2-3 years. Municipalities, highway services, etc. just aren't equipped for it. We all have to wait for Thurs/Fri when it gets back up to 45-55 degrees and it melts <--- THAT'S THE PLAN.


P.S. Having winter come every few years and only last about 48hrs is delightful as far as I'm concerned.
Peace up, A-town down.
but when it does, GD is it entertaining

Jennifer Lawrence  
#8 | 178 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
1. stoney, your camo dots fell off.

2. marcus, stay safe bro and sista, sista

3. i replied to the health magazine bid and it's pretty easy peasy in the bag already. the only hold up is waiting for my cute spring 2014 work out duds to come in for my photo shoot. it may not be for money, but tennishoes are nice and my current ones give a corn chip explosion of stink when i take them off, so it may be time to retire sweetie and yum-yum.

4. this is pretty ,much the powerhouse of hot politicians


as my baby sister so delicately puts it, "sploosh."
Umm thanx kiddo, but I've dealt with this so I should be okay.  I grew up in "The Dark Triangle" LMAO! It's funny now, but geezy peezy at the time it was a mess!  Here's a little thumbnail looksie:






Now Ash on the other hand...
Jennifer Lawrence  
#9 | 178 days ago

it's a G D  heat wave.......  17 degrees  ABOVE zero.  lots of sun.   Mac is rolling around in the snow.  thick coated bast*rd is not bothered by cold in the least.  that is all
shrinkage  
#10 | 178 days ago

UPDATE: QMZ has obtained pictures of the little, weird "Snowman Red Wedding" as first reported in the F/E yesterday.

[viewer discretion is advised]



#neverforget
Jennifer Lawrence  
#11 | 178 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
marcus_nyce wrote:
Umm thanx kiddo, but I've dealt with this so I should be okay.  I grew up in "The Dark Triangle" LMAO! It's funny now, but geezy peezy at the time it was a mess!  Here's a little thumbnail looksie:






Now Ash on the other hand...
this is the makings of a most incredible love story about a weather system who falls in love with a certain marcus L nyce. the romance is whirlwind and the system blows town quickly after she hears her lover say something ugly about her to someone else. it's been 16 years of scavenging the earth and she finally found him in a place almost impossible for her to reach. and it was like this

but with a human and a weather system.

holy s**t there needs to be a spanish balad written about this story pronto.
shrinkage  
#12 | 178 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
this is the makings of a most incredible love story about a weather system who falls in love with a certain marcus L nyce. the romance is whirlwind and the system blows town quickly after she hears her lover say something ugly about her to someone else. it's been 16 years of scavenging the earth and she finally found him in a place almost impossible for her to reach. and it was like this

but with a human and a weather system.

holy s**t there needs to be a spanish balad written about this story pronto.
oh, there is.
Cucurrucucu Paloma


Or perhaps Chris Pratt's version from Five Year Engagement
Jennifer Lawrence  
#13 | 178 days ago

Not sure why I feel like pointing this out now, but I'm drunk, so whatever.

I'm 5 foot 8, 140 pounds of skin and bone. I have no upper body strength to speak of, and as you can probably tell, I'm a bit of mental case. If the men here met me, they'd probably feel latent urges to give me a swirly and shove me in a locker. However, I underwent four open heart surgeries before I turned 16, so don't dare question my toughness.
#14 | 178 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
Not sure why I feel like pointing this out now, but I'm drunk, so whatever.

I'm 5 foot 8, 140 pounds of skin and bone. I have no upper body strength to speak of, and as you can probably tell, I'm a bit of mental case. If the men here met me, they'd probably feel latent urges to give me a swirly and shove me in a locker. However, I underwent four open heart surgeries before I turned 16, so don't dare question my toughness.
You alright, Hoyt...

Jennifer Lawrence  
#15 | 178 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
You alright, Hoyt...

Don't understand the reference, but thanks anyway!
#16 | 178 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote: There's also Zou Bisou Bisou from Mad Men.
Jennifer Lawrence  
#17 | 178 days ago

It starts young. 

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Jennifer Lawrence  

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