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| Closed on 04/25/14 at 11:00PM
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0%a. Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation
0%b. Once you learn how to be happy, you won't tolerate being around people who make you feel anything less
10%c. Sex Ed should be taught by a pregnant woman four days past her due date
30%d. One does not simply...grate cheese without eating it at the same time
10%e. This whole grown-up thing has been fun, but I have to go now
10%f. If I cut you off it's because you handed me the scissors
10%g. Not sure if I need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face
0%h. If anyone can have it, I don't want it
0%i. Gratitude begins where the sense of entitlement ends
0%j. I'm really sick and tired of food having calories
30%k. Of course I'm an organ donor. Who wouldn't want a piece of THIS?

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#1 | 196 days ago

Two things on my mind..
1) I am considering having business cards printed up with the title of Ancient Astronaut Theorist
2) 72 technical virgins seems way more appealing than 72 legitimate virgins
One does not simply...grate cheese without eating it at the same time  
  
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#1 | 196 days ago

Two things on my mind..
1) I am considering having business cards printed up with the title of Ancient Astronaut Theorist
2) 72 technical virgins seems way more appealing than 72 legitimate virgins
One does not simply...grate cheese without eating it at the same time  
#2 | 196 days ago

I'm working on project where people on conf calls keep using another person's full name: Mike Hunt.



i'm a 12 yr old. 


Ciao for niao
Of course I'm an organ donor. Who wouldn't want a piece of THIS?  
#3 | 196 days ago

If I asked nicely, would you go take this pollcheeky
One does not simply...grate cheese without eating it at the same time  
#4 | 196 days ago

Jess wrote:
If I asked nicely, would you go take this pollcheeky
I did... The thing is you have to run those 'bracket' polls in bunches like we did with the sit com & Jens etc. doing them individually is a tough sell.
Of course I'm an organ donor. Who wouldn't want a piece of THIS?  
#5 | 196 days ago

... On a semi-related note, in the Name Bracket in my head Muffet McGraw is up against Lupe Izzo in the finals.

Followed by a 45 mins edit of #OneShiningMoment
Of course I'm an organ donor. Who wouldn't want a piece of THIS?  
#6 | 196 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I did... The thing is you have to run those 'bracket' polls in bunches like we did with the sit com & Jens etc. doing them individually is a tough sell.
I know...but I didn't make it. The way Tyler's creating them makes it go with his blog better :)
One does not simply...grate cheese without eating it at the same time  
#7 | 196 days ago

Jess wrote:
I know...but I didn't make it. The way Tyler's creating them makes it go with his blog better :)
Who is this Tyler guy, I've never even heard of him.
#8 | 196 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Who is this Tyler guy, I've never even heard of him.
He's our college football guy
One does not simply...grate cheese without eating it at the same time  
#9 | 196 days ago

20 years ago today Kurt Cobain's body was discovered. I still remember coming home from school and learning the news on MTV.
#10 | 196 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
i found a dashiki kaftan open-sided poncho-y....thing at my thrift store on 75cent day. it's magical. it's like a fringed rectangle of material with a head hole in the middle and a teeny bit of structure in the shoulders so it falls like a princess robe. it's basically liberated nudity. oh and it's made of rayon and in india. and it's a one size fits all plus size. it's heaven. i can't find a single thing like it on any of the internet. what the hell is this thing called? jess i'm ordering you one.

holy crap, jess have you ever noticed you are one letter away from jesus? and it's u. deep.
One does not simply...grate cheese without eating it at the same time  
#11 | 196 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i found a dashiki kaftan open-sided poncho-y....thing at my thrift store on 75cent day. it's magical. it's like a fringed rectangle of material with a head hole in the middle and a teeny bit of structure in the shoulders so it falls like a princess robe. it's basically liberated nudity. oh and it's made of rayon and in india. and it's a one size fits all plus size. it's heaven. i can't find a single thing like it on any of the internet. what the hell is this thing called? jess i'm ordering you one.

holy crap, jess have you ever noticed you are one letter away from jesus? and it's u. deep.
Right? There have been times people type "Jesus" and I think they're talking to me. It's a curse. I also sometimes get audible "just because" confused with "Jessica".

Also - I have a friend who thought someone called me "biscuit" one time. He said "where's Jessica?" and she thought he said, "where's Biscuit?"...they've both called me Biscuit since. 


That was just over-share.
One does not simply...grate cheese without eating it at the same time  
#12 | 196 days ago

The two posts above were magical.
Of course I'm an organ donor. Who wouldn't want a piece of THIS?  
#13 | 196 days ago

#14 | 195 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
Why yes, I have. At least three different times.
Sex Ed should be taught by a pregnant woman four days past her due date  
#15 | 195 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
It's the story of my life!
#16 | 195 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i found a dashiki kaftan open-sided poncho-y....thing at my thrift store on 75cent day. it's magical. it's like a fringed rectangle of material with a head hole in the middle and a teeny bit of structure in the shoulders so it falls like a princess robe. it's basically liberated nudity. oh and it's made of rayon and in india. and it's a one size fits all plus size. it's heaven. i can't find a single thing like it on any of the internet. what the hell is this thing called? jess i'm ordering you one.

holy crap, jess have you ever noticed you are one letter away from jesus? and it's u. deep.
Is it a sari? Choli? I have no idea...I need to see it but it sounds glorious.  (I totally forgot to try and answer your question)
One does not simply...grate cheese without eating it at the same time  
#17 | 194 days ago

Jess wrote:
Is it a sari? Choli? I have no idea...I need to see it but it sounds glorious.  (I totally forgot to try and answer your question)
i found an ebay seller who sells Beutiful print Rayon kaftan # so i asked them if they are open sided cause that's the detail i keep striking out on. they haven't answered yet even though i was super desperate sounding in my query. they must be flying off the site.
One does not simply...grate cheese without eating it at the same time  

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