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My mom lied to me (RP)

**This is a Resurrected Poll (RP) in a different way. Instead of posting at the bottom of the comments in the original and reanimating that zombie, I'm just posting it with a fresh slate. The writing below belongs to Nellie aka sports_schmorts**

"When I was little, my mom used to lie to me all the time, and now that I am older I know the truth... and I sometimes lie to my kids with the great lies my mom told me...

 

She used to tell us kids that if we sat on the floor naked, we would get bugs in our butt.

She told me once that there was a big shell in the bottom of the river that would suck you in if you swam in it.

She would tell me that the stores were closing, and we had to hurry up and get out before they locked us in, and we would have to stay there all night long...at noon...

She told us that bugs lived in our noses...(NOT the same bugs that can get in your butt)"

| Closed on 07/15/14 at 05:00PM
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11 Fans 
 1. Did your parents lie to you? (0 points)
100%a. Yes they told me this...
0%b. No they were always truthfull
 2. Do you lie to your kids? (0 points)
55%a. Yes
18%b. No
27%c. I dont have kids
 3. Will you use Nellie's moms lies? (0 points)
64%a. Yes, those are awesome
9%b. No, I dont lie to my kids
27%c. I dont have kids.

 &nbp;
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#5 | 176 days ago

- i was told calamari is "shrimp rings" in order to get me to try it

- we were told alligators were put in the hall closet by santa claus on christmas eve and they come out and eat children who walk by before 7am

- my parents raised me to believe that everything, including inanimate objects, have feelings and souls and to treat everything as such. i luckily came out as a non-hoarder, but throwing things away is an emotional process.
1. Yes they told me this...  2. I dont have kids  3. I dont have kids.  
  
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#1 | 177 days ago

I loved the one, " your face will freeze like that".....
i was also told not to eat the seed of any fruit, cause i would grow one in my belly
not to swallow my gum or my butt would blow bubbles when i farted
i know there are more, but those are my favorites
1. Yes they told me this...  2. Yes  3. Yes, those are awesome  
#2 | 177 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
I loved the one, " your face will freeze like that".....
i was also told not to eat the seed of any fruit, cause i would grow one in my belly
not to swallow my gum or my butt would blow bubbles when i farted
i know there are more, but those are my favorites
My parents told me not to swallow my gum because I would never digest it and it would just stay in my stomach forever. And then I got in trouble for spitting it out on the ground. And then I got in trouble for blowing bubbles, and my dad told me "if you keep chewing your gum like a cow, I'm going to make you swallow it." wtf? (I don't chew my gum like a cow anymore...but I was an obnoxious teenager.)
1. Yes they told me this...  2. Yes  3. Yes, those are awesome  
#3 | 177 days ago

if you sit too close to the tv youll go blind

if you cross your eyes they will get stuck like that
#4 | 176 days ago

1. Yes they told me this...  2. I dont have kids  3. I dont have kids.  
#5 | 176 days ago

- i was told calamari is "shrimp rings" in order to get me to try it

- we were told alligators were put in the hall closet by santa claus on christmas eve and they come out and eat children who walk by before 7am

- my parents raised me to believe that everything, including inanimate objects, have feelings and souls and to treat everything as such. i luckily came out as a non-hoarder, but throwing things away is an emotional process.
1. Yes they told me this...  2. I dont have kids  3. I dont have kids.  
#6 | 176 days ago

I have no idea. lol
1. Yes they told me this...  2. No  3. No, I dont lie to my kids  
#7 | 176 days ago

Yeah, she told me my dog went to a farm!!!  Ok, so it hit me like 6 months ago the bitch was lying to me honest to God. I lie to my daughters, of course I do. And of course the day will come when they are calling me a bitch in a place just like this. sad
1. Yes they told me this...  2. Yes  3. Yes, those are awesome  
#8 | 173 days ago

My all time favorite was " your too young to have sex, you will get stuck like dogs do"

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