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If I went to jail...
I saw this on facebook yesterday...or today...I don't remember. Anyway, I thought it would be fun to do one of those chain games. You know the ones - I start it off with the question, the first person to comment answers mine and then the next person answers for them, etc. I know we sometimes have problems with those... 

SO what you need to do to see the last comment is click "Submit" at the comments without entering anything.

The question is: If I went to jail, what did I do?

So, say Marcus answers with something. The next person (let's say oddfool) tells us what Marcus did to go to jail. The next person tells us what Oddfool did to go to jail...You get it.

GO!


| Closed on 06/01/14 at 05:00PM
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4 Fans 
0%a. You did this
50%b. You got framed
50%c. Other

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#2 | 87 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
 jess h. was arrested for being caught on surveillance (multiple times) peeing around the property line of the house they hope to close on. she is being charged with vandalism to private property, indecent exposure and general naughtiness.


to avoid a second arrest, i'll say here, that "to prove a point" made me fart
  
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#1 | 87 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
Starting off...

If I went to jail, what did I do to get there?
#2 | 87 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
 jess h. was arrested for being caught on surveillance (multiple times) peeing around the property line of the house they hope to close on. she is being charged with vandalism to private property, indecent exposure and general naughtiness.


to avoid a second arrest, i'll say here, that "to prove a point" made me fart
#3 | 87 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Oh I love The Blotter!

Leigh Hippie Queen was found lying in a pool of apple cider barely clothed in front of a public residence. When asked why she did this, her only reply was "to prove a point." She was arrested for trespassing but released later that night with just a fine.
#4 | 84 days ago

Ash aka kobe_lova was arrested for releasing taped recordings of Marcus Nyce imitations of other accents.  No bail was set and when asked why, the bailiff answered, unfortunately you are no laker girl reject and he is no trillionaire. A fund has been established at the bahamafreezone@freeAsh
Other  
#5 | 81 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Ash aka kobe_lova was arrested for releasing taped recordings of Marcus Nyce imitations of other accents.  No bail was set and when asked why, the bailiff answered, unfortunately you are no laker girl reject and he is no trillionaire. A fund has been established at the bahamafreezone@freeAsh
Jen was arrested for assault on a police office after the patrolman tried to corral her back to her house post the issuance of the statewide Silver Alert.
#6 | 81 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Jen was arrested for assault on a police office after the patrolman tried to corral her back to her house post the issuance of the statewide Silver Alert.
I don't even know what that is.
Other  
#7 | 80 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
I don't even know what that is.
Its like an amber alert for old people. 
#8 | 80 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Jason_ wrote:
Jen was arrested for assault on a police office after the patrolman tried to corral her back to her house post the issuance of the statewide Silver Alert.
Jason was arrested for impersonating Jesus (not Hay-Zues) in order to have his way with a Red Headed, freckle chested hottie who was on her way to confession.
You got framed  
#9 | 80 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Jason was arrested for impersonating Jesus (not Hay-Zues) in order to have his way with a Red Headed, freckle chested hottie who was on her way to confession.
nick_ was arrested for selling voyeuristic bootleg copies of a guy dressed like jesus trying to make babies with a red headed, catholic future-babe.
#10 | 80 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
nick_ was arrested for selling voyeuristic bootleg copies of a guy dressed like jesus trying to make babies with a red headed, catholic future-babe.
(ooh again)

or not!
#11 | 80 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
nick_ was arrested for selling voyeuristic bootleg copies of a guy dressed like jesus trying to make babies with a red headed, catholic future-babe.
Leigh was arrested after breaking into Arian Foster's house. She was caught in his bedroom, up-cycling his t-shirts into sexy wrap dresses. She claimed to have blacked out, but detectives found Google Maps and Pinterest as the latest entries on her smartphone, also found at the scene.
#12 | 80 days ago

Jess wrote:
Leigh was arrested after breaking into Arian Foster's house. She was caught in his bedroom, up-cycling his t-shirts into sexy wrap dresses. She claimed to have blacked out, but detectives found Google Maps and Pinterest as the latest entries on her smartphone, also found at the scene.
Jess H. was arrested yet again this afternoon. This time she was found sitting in a Macy's window cooking a grilled cheese on a panini press that she had not purchased. She had placed the 2 female mannequins in "compromising" positions. When asked to leave, she informed the manager that she had "every damn right to cook and eat in my window". She was "not leaving until Jesus came and ate". The police officers carried her out and charged her with lunacy. She's currently* on a psych hold at the general hospital. 
#13 | 80 days ago

well hell I didn't follow my own instructions

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