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F/E 5/13
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Happy Top Gun Day!!

BlackMomba #5 would like a new call sign, over...



(started New Girl...Schmidt delivers and Cece wit. tha. fat ass...I get it)
| Closed on 05/27/14 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
8 Fans 
25%a. I forgot my call sign...
0%b. I need Nyce to give me a call sign...
0%c. Iceman approves....yes he does...
0%d. Shitttttake mushrooms...
25%e. Spitf**k...
25%f. I need a beer...
0%g. I'm gonna take you right into the danger zoooone...
25%h. BlackBeans...

 &nbp;
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#4 | 107 days ago

Sums up me last night. 

I need a beer...  
  
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#1 | 107 days ago

i think my 30's just rejected my nose ring. i've had it for about 5 years and for the first time ever, it just fell out. luckily i happen to have the massive one my sister made for me to hold its place until i get home. no one should notice. it looks like i'm wearing a 45 on my face.

are any of you ladies playing covet fashion on your phone? if not, you need to. it's like paper dolls. i don't know what i used to do in staff meetings before this app.
#2 | 107 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Speaking of Guns, apparently, not only can you grease up your gun, but it works as a nice lubricant while shooting your wad!

surprise  blush



Spitf**k...  
#3 | 107 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Speaking of Guns, apparently, not only can you grease up your gun, but it works as a nice lubricant while shooting your wad!

surprise  blush



Why do you have bunny rabbits, cows, and lil baseball voodoo dolls in your room?!
#4 | 107 days ago

Sums up me last night. 

I need a beer...  
#5 | 107 days ago

Sums up me last night. 

I need a beer...  
#6 | 107 days ago

Beyonce is cold blooded. Did you see the way she just stood there, unfazed, the entire time? Or she was drunk. Probably that.

My allergy to those fu*king Kings fans has, you know, returned.
Rough one last night. How nails has Devonte Smith-Pelly been this series? New catch phrase time: Dangle, Snipe, Smith-Celly
(those are hockey terms people with a play on words at the end)

I forgot to cancel my free trial of Amazon Prime. So it looks like I have Amazon Instant Video and free two day shipping for the next 11 1/2 months

Yes, I enjoy the sh*t out of sweet potato fries
#7 | 107 days ago
Nick__ (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
Why do you have bunny rabbits, cows, and lil baseball voodoo dolls in your room?!
hahhaha....those aren't mine.  This is one of my co-workers stuff.
Spitf**k...  
#8 | 107 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Beyonce is cold blooded. Did you see the way she just stood there, unfazed, the entire time? Or she was drunk. Probably that.

My allergy to those fu*king Kings fans has, you know, returned.
Rough one last night. How nails has Devonte Smith-Pelly been this series? New catch phrase time: Dangle, Snipe, Smith-Celly
(those are hockey terms people with a play on words at the end)

I forgot to cancel my free trial of Amazon Prime. So it looks like I have Amazon Instant Video and free two day shipping for the next 11 1/2 months

Yes, I enjoy the sh*t out of sweet potato fries
You can chat with them and they will still cancel it....also, you can immediately cancel free trials and still have the service til it's over. That's what I do.

**
uh huh, Nick. lol

as for the video.... so funny!! She was more than likely defending her sister and that's why she didn't help plus who's trying to get they're faced all scratched up...she ain't no fool. omg, when she first attacked it was like a mad chihuahua. If they had been at home, he would've thrown her ass across the room. hilarious.

oh, and i like the picture of mccaulay with the gosling wearing a macaulay shirt...he looks healthy in his trailer.

also, i hate when my own common sense fails me. i hook up my laptop to my xbox one all the time but it never occurred to me to just do the same thing with my 360 to watch that stuff on my one. duh. 
#9 | 107 days ago
Nick__ (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
You can chat with them and they will still cancel it....also, you can immediately cancel free trials and still have the service til it's over. That's what I do.

**
uh huh, Nick. lol

as for the video.... so funny!! She was more than likely defending her sister and that's why she didn't help plus who's trying to get they're faced all scratched up...she ain't no fool. omg, when she first attacked it was like a mad chihuahua. If they had been at home, he would've thrown her ass across the room. hilarious.

oh, and i like the picture of mccaulay with the gosling wearing a macaulay shirt...he looks healthy in his trailer.

also, i hate when my own common sense fails me. i hook up my laptop to my xbox one all the time but it never occurred to me to just do the same thing with my 360 to watch that stuff on my one. duh. 
Now THIS is my desk.  No Voodoo. No stuffed animals. No Condom Safe Gun Lube.

The funny thing about that other picture is that it's a female's desk!  laugh



Spitf**k...  
#10 | 107 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Now THIS is my desk.  No Voodoo. No stuffed animals. No Condom Safe Gun Lube.

The funny thing about that other picture is that it's a female's desk!  laugh



Way to clean it off and then take a pic, Nick!! SMART! lol
#11 | 107 days ago
Nick__ (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
Way to clean it off and then take a pic, Nick!! SMART! lol
HA!  I'm a very organized individual.  Either that or I don't do any work....one or the other.
Spitf**k...  
#12 | 107 days ago

I would draw a penis and/or vagina on your dry erase board every time you stepped out of your cubicle.
#13 | 107 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Jason_ wrote:
I would draw a penis and/or vagina on your dry erase board every time you stepped out of your cubicle.
Apply...We are hiring and would also make my work days go by much better!
Spitf**k...  
#14 | 107 days ago

Carey H. Price has played in 4 elimination games since February (3 in the Olympics, 1 last night) and he has given up a TOTAL of 1 goal in those games.

Game 7 in Beantown demain soir.

BlackBeans...  
#15 | 107 days ago

See? It was better early
I forgot my call sign...  
#16 | 107 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Sums up me last night. 

Why has he been wearing ducks colors in his ties lately? A show of respect? I don't know him well...is that something he does?
I forgot my call sign...  
#17 | 107 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Beyonce is cold blooded. Did you see the way she just stood there, unfazed, the entire time? Or she was drunk. Probably that.

My allergy to those fu*king Kings fans has, you know, returned.
Rough one last night. How nails has Devonte Smith-Pelly been this series? New catch phrase time: Dangle, Snipe, Smith-Celly
(those are hockey terms people with a play on words at the end)

I forgot to cancel my free trial of Amazon Prime. So it looks like I have Amazon Instant Video and free two day shipping for the next 11 1/2 months

Yes, I enjoy the sh*t out of sweet potato fries
- That video killed me. I want to know what she was so fired up about.

- Been loving Smith-Pelly. Someone who follows me on twitter asked me why they were playing him instead of someone else (I can't remember who he was talking about now) and didn't even know how to respond.

- We did the same thing with Prime...called them, and they cancelled and refunded.
I forgot my call sign...  
#18 | 107 days ago

Why is the Q determined to make me look/act crazier than usual? Why does this site seem intent on frustrating me so badly I rrraawwwrr out loud? I don't understand....{sighs, hangs head, leaves room}
Spitf**k...  
#19 | 107 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Carey H. Price has played in 4 elimination games since February (3 in the Olympics, 1 last night) and he has given up a TOTAL of 1 goal in those games.

Game 7 in Beantown demain soir.

did they play last night? i was gonna watch a game with you if they were down like 3-1 or something but game 7, now i cant cause i won't be held responsible if they lose. dammit. i'll try again next season.
#20 | 107 days ago

Jess wrote:
- That video killed me. I want to know what she was so fired up about.

- Been loving Smith-Pelly. Someone who follows me on twitter asked me why they were playing him instead of someone else (I can't remember who he was talking about now) and didn't even know how to respond.

- We did the same thing with Prime...called them, and they cancelled and refunded.
That seemed REALLY personal and Bey just kinda stood there for a few. I think lil' sis was stepping up for big sis on something? You know, like something on the side maybe? #ProblemNumber100
BlackBeans...  
#21 | 107 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
That seemed REALLY personal and Bey just kinda stood there for a few. I think lil' sis was stepping up for big sis on something? You know, like something on the side maybe? #ProblemNumber100
Yea I can't imagine why she would have just stood there rather than trying to break that ish up unless sis was standing up for her. (lol #ProblemNumber100)
I forgot my call sign...  
#22 | 107 days ago

Jess wrote:
Yea I can't imagine why she would have just stood there rather than trying to break that ish up unless sis was standing up for her. (lol #ProblemNumber100)
QMZ can neither confirm or deny that Kim Kardashian's bestie got into with Solange right before they all got on the elevator and that Jay & Bey have kinda, sort of declined the invite to the West Kardashian wedding. The rumor plot thickens...
BlackBeans...  
#23 | 107 days ago

This man that sounds like Walt from Modern Family just beat on the desk and yelled at us, and it has delighted me!!
#24 | 107 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Why is the Q determined to make me look/act crazier than usual? Why does this site seem intent on frustrating me so badly I rrraawwwrr out loud? I don't understand....{sighs, hangs head, leaves room}
...crabby old lady...
#25 | 107 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
...crabby old lady...
dO nOt StaRt wiTh Me
Spitf**k...  
#26 | 107 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Now THIS is my desk.  No Voodoo. No stuffed animals. No Condom Safe Gun Lube.

The funny thing about that other picture is that it's a female's desk!  laugh



I think my desk looked like that about 10 years ago :| It's glorious.

These days.....

#27 | 107 days ago

Sharing desk pics?

I need a new one...mine is old, tiny and worn:
I forgot my call sign...  
#28 | 107 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
dO nOt StaRt wiTh Me
Are you high?
#29 | 107 days ago



in case you're wondering, yes, that is a bag of rubber wearable body parts.
and yes, that is a pile of s**t right where hands go.
and those roses have been dead for years and don't attract dust. amazing!

stoney, your office makes me twitchy.
#30 | 107 days ago

sista, go look at holler right now.
#31 | 107 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
sista, go look at holler right now.
on it
#32 | 107 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
sista, go look at holler right now.
oh well now... its like you know me! all the gayness!
#33 | 107 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Are you high?
Do you resemble Scott Wolf in any way?
Spitf**k...  
#34 | 107 days ago

(Edited by Jason_)
JenX63 wrote:
Do you resemble Scott Wolf in any way?
No.
#35 | 107 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
No.
The answer is no.
#36 | 106 days ago

i had lays potato chips and a snowball for dinner @feelingkindaguiltynidowhatiwant
Spitf**k...  
#37 | 106 days ago

Oh i missed the desk pic sharing, I see. dammit.


ew snoballs.
#38 | 106 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Oh i missed the desk pic sharing, I see. dammit.


ew snoballs.
don't "ew" my snowballs, they are deliciousness
Spitf**k...  
#39 | 106 days ago
Nick__ (+)

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I think my desk looked like that about 10 years ago :| It's glorious.

These days.....

I wish I had a damn office, at my work location.  My home office resembles this though
Spitf**k...  
#40 | 106 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
don't "ew" my snowballs, they are deliciousness
ommmmeh
#41 | 106 days ago

You can still share yours, ash. We showed you ours, you should show us yours 
I forgot my call sign...  
#42 | 105 days ago

Mine is kinda like this, but with only 16 months until I can retire I want to leave it where it would take at least that long to get everything straightened out.

BlackBeans...  

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