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1	What is your favorite Chuck Norris fact? \| Closed on 07/24/06 at 05:00PM FanIQ Pts? No \| Locker Room \| Multiple Choice Opinion Poll

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16%	a. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
7%	b. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
0%	c. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
15%	d. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
4%	e. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
11%	f. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
15%	g. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn�t lifting himself up, he�s pushing the Earth down.
0%	h. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
9%	i. Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
5%	j. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
18%	k. Other


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#1 \| 2581 days ago Michael (+)	Personally, when I was in Basic Training in "Fort Lost In The Woods in the State of Misery" I myself pushed the entire state of Missouri eight miles south. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn�t lifting himself up, he�s pushing the Earth down.
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#2 \| 2581 days ago senecasfinest (+)	The "Law and Order" one is a close second for me. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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#3 \| 2581 days ago FanFanFan (+)	Chuck Norris invented the Total Gym exercise system and sold them to every household in America. Other
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#4 \| 2581 days ago BJ (+)	Chuck Norris is the only human being that can divide by zero...... and Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he has never cried, EVER! Other
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#5 \| 2581 days ago Rach2682 (+)	This is the funniest thing I have ever read When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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#6 \| 2581 days ago Ty (+)	I never get tired of these. Is it the same set for Jack Bauer on 24? I saw that too and it cracked me up Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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#7 \| 2576 days ago Fives (+)	Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Other
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#8 \| 2574 days ago PackerMan1690 (+)	IM SICK OF THOSE! Other
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#9 \| 2559 days ago Justin (+)	There are no steriods in baseball...only players Chuck Norris has breathed on. Other
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#10 \| 2546 days ago Pat (+)	I hate these so bad. Other
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#11 \| 2543 days ago Kegger (+)	Chuck Norris doesn�t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Other
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#12 \| 2542 days ago Jared (+)	that made me laugh Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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#13 \| 2536 days ago Big_Country78 (+)	Chuck Norris' tears can cure caner, too bad he has never cried! Other
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#14 \| 2531 days ago Illini1145 (+)	I love this one. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father. Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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#15 \| 1360 days ago huskguy7777 (+)	go ole miss they are way! to tallented with qb javen snead

#16 \| 1347 days ago chipnamyh (+)	The Rebels started slow and as expected ran into a fast and well prepared Memphis offense. But they improved in the second half and should have gotten a good feel for being back on the field. It's a long season ahead.

#17 \| 1339 days ago Disciple127 (+)	I just hope they all recover completely from the Flu Virus BEFORE the SEC wars begin!

#18 \| 1337 days ago SusanVette (+)	Good luck to both teams!

#19 \| 1337 days ago oxbench (+)	Guys lets go and so Mucho LUCK!!!
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Answer Breakdown

Answers are sorted in reverse chronological order

#	Name	FanIQ	Answer (Red= You Disagreed)
55	fsrbeaner7 07/04/2006 05:32PM		Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
54	im_fromguam 06/21/2006 03:36PM		There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
53	Illini1145 06/13/2006 07:05PM		Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
52	palehosefan 06/10/2006 10:17PM		There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
51	Mannywoodland 06/10/2006 06:09AM		There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
50	ndeddiemac 06/10/2006 12:18AM		There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
49	Dr. Butterfly 06/10/2006 12:07AM		There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
48	Bullfrog 06/08/2006 06:26PM		When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
47	Big_Country78 06/08/2006 05:53PM		Other
46	Jared 06/02/2006 04:01PM		Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
45	gearhead 06/01/2006 05:23PM		When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
44	Brian 06/01/2006 05:00PM		When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn�t lifting himself up, he�s pushing the Earth down.
43	Kegger 06/01/2006 04:54PM		Other
42	kappafla211 06/01/2006 03:19PM		Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
41	Pat 05/29/2006 12:14AM		Other
40	CubFan 05/28/2006 09:38PM		Other
39	Janse 05/16/2006 06:22PM		Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
38	Justin 05/16/2006 06:14PM		Other
37	BAMA767 05/15/2006 11:46AM		When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn�t lifting himself up, he�s pushing the Earth down.
36	bostonrules54 05/14/2006 10:33AM		There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
35	JewelOfSong 05/07/2006 11:39PM		Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
34	PackerMan1690 05/01/2006 04:47PM		Other
33	NC06 05/01/2006 07:53AM		The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
32	Fives 04/29/2006 11:22PM		Other
31	Flyinghawk23 04/28/2006 08:06PM		When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn�t lifting himself up, he�s pushing the Earth down.
30	jstump 04/28/2006 09:33AM		There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
29	fearthehawk47 04/26/2006 05:52PM		Other
28	top of my voice 04/26/2006 05:24PM		There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
27	jvdogg81 04/26/2006 11:13AM		Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
26	HockeyGoddess 04/26/2006 11:10AM		When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn�t lifting himself up, he�s pushing the Earth down.
25	og04 04/25/2006 06:32PM		When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
24	Scott 04/25/2006 05:34PM		When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
23	barmarjeff 04/25/2006 05:32PM		When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn�t lifting himself up, he�s pushing the Earth down.
22	Corey 04/25/2006 05:30PM		Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
21	Scott N 04/25/2006 03:53PM		When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
20	BigDee85 04/25/2006 02:09PM		When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
19	CPops 04/25/2006 01:01PM		There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
18	outstanding 04/25/2006 11:37AM		The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
17	Fink 04/25/2006 11:32AM		When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
16	RamFan154FF 04/25/2006 09:59AM		When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
15	wecarter99 04/25/2006 09:10AM		Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
14	ktnelson11 04/25/2006 05:15AM		Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
13	David W 04/24/2006 11:17PM		The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
12	Ty 04/24/2006 11:01PM		Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
11	Rach2682 04/24/2006 10:55PM		When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
10	Pronk48 04/24/2006 08:56PM		When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn�t lifting himself up, he�s pushing the Earth down.
9	cartera12 04/24/2006 08:26PM		The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
8	BJ 04/24/2006 08:23PM		Other
7	havalajava04 04/24/2006 07:54PM		Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
6	FanFanFan 04/24/2006 07:11PM		Other
5	Lance 04/24/2006 06:59PM		When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
4	Shaun 04/24/2006 06:32PM		When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn�t lifting himself up, he�s pushing the Earth down.
3	senecasfinest 04/24/2006 06:26PM		When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2	Michael 04/24/2006 06:15PM		When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn�t lifting himself up, he�s pushing the Earth down.
1	wcjuggalo 04/24/2006 06:10PM		Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.