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What is your favorite Chuck Norris fact?
| Closed on 07/24/06 at 05:00PM
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16%a. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
7%b. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
0%c. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
15%d. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
4%e. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
11%f. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
15%g. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnít lifting himself up, heís pushing the Earth down.
0%h. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
9%i. Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
5%j. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
18%k. Other

  
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#1 | 3071 days ago

Personally, when I was in Basic Training in "Fort Lost In The Woods in the State of Misery" I myself pushed the entire state of Missouri eight miles south.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnít lifting himself up, heís pushing the Earth down.  
#2 | 3071 days ago
senecasfinest (+)

The "Law and Order" one is a close second for me.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.  
#3 | 3071 days ago

Chuck Norris invented the Total Gym exercise system and sold them to every household in America.
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#4 | 3071 days ago

Chuck Norris is the only human being that can divide by zero......
and
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he has never cried, EVER!
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#5 | 3071 days ago

This is the funniest thing I have ever read
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.  
#6 | 3071 days ago
Ty (+)

I never get tired of these. Is it the same set for Jack Bauer on 24? I saw that too and it cracked me up
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.  
#7 | 3066 days ago

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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#8 | 3064 days ago

IM SICK OF THOSE!
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#9 | 3049 days ago
Justin (+)

There are no steriods in baseball...only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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#10 | 3036 days ago

I hate these so bad.
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#11 | 3033 days ago

Chuck Norris doesnít wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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#12 | 3032 days ago

that made me laugh
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.  
#13 | 3026 days ago

Chuck Norris' tears can cure caner, too bad he has never cried!
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#14 | 3021 days ago

I love this one. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.  
#15 | 1850 days ago

go ole miss they are way! to tallented with qb javen snead
#16 | 1837 days ago

The Rebels started slow and as expected ran into a fast and well prepared Memphis offense. But they improved in the second half and should have gotten a good feel for being back on the field.
It's a long season ahead.
#17 | 1829 days ago

I just hope they all recover completely from the Flu Virus BEFORE the SEC wars begin!
#18 | 1827 days ago

Good luck to both teams!
#19 | 1827 days ago

Guys lets go and so Mucho LUCK!!!

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