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Sex at the Grill.....
Sex at the Grill..... PhotoIn one of the many food-related polls on here (FREEDOM OF THE Q, lol) there was some comments made regarding men and grilling, and why do we sexist swine think that we are the masters of the grill.  It went as far as a challange being made, which of course got me to thinking.....(Drum roll..........)

If we 'Qers got together for a "Man vs Woman" grilling contest, would you participate?   And if so, what would you make to wow the judges and claim eternal fame from the flame??

| Closed on 10/23/09 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Food | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
105 Fans 
18%a. Sure, I can hold my own.
5%b. Nope - I burn things, not cook them.
13%c. Crown me the winner already
5%d. I don't want to hurt others' feelings with my prowess.
2%e. I sure as heck won't be serving any Potato Salad, lol.
16%f. Can I be a judge???
2%g. Will there be a vegetarian category?
3%h. Will there be a road-kill category?
4%i. Doesn't matter - the MEN will win!
17%j. I'll be the bartender.....
3%k. Depends - Gas or charcoal??
2%l. You need Moosers' help when creating polls dude...
10%m. Is there an "other" choice?

 &nbp;
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#2 | 1758 days ago

I would rather be the bartender and let the men handle the grilling!!!
I'll be the bartender.....  
  
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#1 | 1758 days ago

I would rather be a judge. I can work a grill quite nicely, but if someone else would rather do it----By all means go for it!
Can I be a judge???  
#2 | 1758 days ago

I would rather be the bartender and let the men handle the grilling!!!
I'll be the bartender.....  
#3 | 1758 days ago

What to cook ..... hmmmm .....

For wow factor ... Jumbo shrimp and scallops.

For me factor: some ribs n pork chops ... and some venison loins.
Sure, I can hold my own.  
#4 | 1758 days ago

I WOULD LIKE TO JUDGE.  MEN LIKE TO BRAG ABOUT THIER  ABILITIES . I WOULD GIVE THEM THE CHANCE TO SHOW OFF. ALTHOUGH THE ROAD KILL  I DONT  THINK I WOULD GO FOR.
Can I be a judge???  
#5 | 1758 days ago

(Edited by burnet44)
Sign me up
but we gotta get rid of the Miller swill
maybe some

Shiner

here is one I use

Put a couple of steaks in a dish, apply a little Texjoy steak seasoning on both sides, then heap on some worchestershire sauce until it's about 1/2 way up the steaks. Leave em alone for 15-20 min. and have a BEER! or 2. Come back, flip em, leave em alone for another 15, have another BEER! or 2 and then throw those bad boys on the grill. When the meat (shaddup!) reaches an internal temp of 100 degrees, sprinkle a little lemon pepper on there and cook it in. Also, everytime you flip the steaks on the grill, drizzle with the mixture they were soaking in. Take em off the heat at around 145 internal, throw a pad of butter and a tiny sprinkle of garlic salt (if you want) and throw em in the oven for 5 -7 minutes and drink a BEER! They will absolutely melt in your mouth!!
Sure, I can hold my own.  
#6 | 1758 days ago
personbeauty (+)

das3cr wrote:
What to cook ..... hmmmm .....

For wow factor ... Jumbo shrimp and scallops.

For me factor: some ribs n pork chops ... and some venison loins.
hello ,, nice talk and hoping you cook so i have a teast of a bit, what you think?
#7 | 1758 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Let's go!  I'm up for this challenge.  It would be steak and some male egos while I'm at it!

Sure, I can hold my own.  
#8 | 1758 days ago

I'm going to say something that I normally don't say to men... that's a nice set of rib-eyes you got there... anyway, I believe we should hold the cook-off in Belize and make it a 5 day, 4 night extravaganza... but that's just my opinion...
Will there be a road-kill category?  
#9 | 1758 days ago
mooser58 (+)

I would go for my Garlic/Whiskey Artichokes.  Take an entire artichoke, wrap loosely in foil, pour a little whiskey over it, throw in a couple cubes of butter, a couple whole garlic cloves, some pepper, wrap the top of the foil loosely, sit on the corner of the grill for about an hour....enjoy.
Will there be a road-kill category?  
#10 | 1758 days ago
adamace (+)

Cali_Kat wrote:
I would rather be the bartender and let the men handle the grilling!!!
and i'd be the DJ.


#11 | 1758 days ago

As Long as there is No Nascar talk or worse yet on the T.V (bring on the comments, lol)  im in !

Sure, I can hold my own.  
#12 | 1758 days ago

i m not a cook.
Can I be a judge???  
#13 | 1758 days ago

If  someone else is willing to cook.......go for it......I'll sit back with my drink...waiting.
Can I be a judge???  
#14 | 1758 days ago

The contest ended before it even started with the female cautiously treading the fairer sex part...
Going by the caption of this poll, i've always had sausages that would synonimously or figuratively represnt the sex part of a grill..
Is there an "other" choice?  
#15 | 1758 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

keebs8 wrote:

As Long as there is No Nascar talk or worse yet on the T.V (bring on the comments, lol)  im in !

Now that is a tradition!
Sure, I can hold my own.  
#16 | 1758 days ago
I_GARDNER (+)

Moose Steaks with beer and herb rub. Pan Roasted Red Potatoes in Onion and Garlic Butter. Grilled Corn on the Cob and, throw some Snow Peas in the cast iron walk on the side burner [for just a few quick turns to tenderize]. Dinner is Served!
Crown me the winner already  
#17 | 1758 days ago
Grneyes (+)

my awesome   brisket texas style.......uuummmmmm so sweet . melt in your mouth not in your hands !
#18 | 1758 days ago
Missie (+)

(Edited by Missie)
I'll judge, I'm just getting the hang of cooking, I'm not attempting a grilling competition.  You can all thank me later, lol!
Can I be a judge???  
#19 | 1758 days ago

Rules of the Bar:

Ribs, but no bibs
Flops, but no socks
Tips, but no "Flips"
Rocks, but NO ____

hehehe

To be continued ...



I'll be the bartender.....  
#20 | 1758 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I would rather be the bartender and let the men handle the grilling!!!
Word, Honkey!

You bring the Leg, I'll man the keg 

LOL
I'll be the bartender.....  
#21 | 1758 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Word, Honkey!

You bring the Leg, I'll man the keg 

LOL
Deal! LOL
I'll be the bartender.....  
#22 | 1758 days ago
AndiLee0388 (+)

Damn, I thought this poll was about sex and and a BBQ!!
Is there an "other" choice?  
#23 | 1758 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

AndiLee0388 wrote:
Damn, I thought this poll was about sex and and a BBQ!!
Perv....lol
Sure, I can hold my own.  
#24 | 1758 days ago
SaraBear (+)

I'll place an order, but not in the mood to cook! Food always tastes better when someone else is cookin anyway!!!
Can I be a judge???  
#25 | 1758 days ago

I be there as long as your paying for the fights hotels and food, A little spending cash would be nice but not required. I cooked on a grill for a few years and have a pretty good reputation for steaks and I could force my self to drink that imitation beer, and Legs, Bar tender, you can be my assistant, hold my beer and utensil .......... (yes it is innuendo)
Sure, I can hold my own.  
#26 | 1758 days ago
AndiLee0388 (+)

(Edited by AndiLee0388)
Anthonyg7575 wrote:
Perv....lol
LMAO..nope just a normal red blooded American woman...

Well ok maybe a litle bit perv...LOL
Is there an "other" choice?  
#27 | 1758 days ago
computer_guy999 (+)

Oops, I hit the wrong button, but I would probably burn the steaks...just fill my plate, and place the keg of beer nearby, so I don't have to walk far for my next beer!!!
Nope - I burn things, not cook them.  
#28 | 1758 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I would rather be the bartender and let the men handle the grilling!!!
I was kind of going to say the same thing.  I'd rather be in the basement drinking and women can bring me food.  Ha ha just kidding girls. 
I'll be the bartender.....  
#29 | 1757 days ago
(+)

(Edited by )
You bring it and I'll cook it. Nothing is off limits. And you may help yourself to a drink or ten while I que it   

Doesn't matter - the MEN will win!  
#30 | 1757 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 I'll sit on the side of the pool drinking my Blue Moon until my grub is done...
Doesn't matter - the MEN will win!  
#31 | 1757 days ago
d29point9 (+)

JRSFLAME88 wrote:

Let's go!  I'm up for this challenge.  It would be steak and some male egos while I'm at it!

Heh heh heh - YOU were the inspiration for this poll, glad you're up to it.  I'll put you down for the 'steak' competition, lol. 
I'll be the bartender.....  
#32 | 1757 days ago

When it comes to grilling, the only thing that matters is fun,friends,great food and drinks.  The sex of the cook makes no difference.
Is there an "other" choice?  
#33 | 1757 days ago
buck1133 (+)

I'll just relax with a margarita by or in the pool i'd gladly let anyone else do the grilling ..
Can I be a judge???  
#34 | 1757 days ago

i agree .. i can work a grill but i would rather be the judge or bartender.  i would like to just chill with something cold to drink and eat when its time.
#35 | 1756 days ago
TVO (+)

I think a FanIQ barbecue would be funny.....I wouldn't actually go to it, but I'd watch the clips on youtube....
#36 | 1756 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I would rather be the bartender and let the men handle the grilling!!!

My kind of woman! 


For me and it might be this way for a lot of men, I don't feel very skilled in the kitchen.  So when the grill is fired up it becomes my chance to shine.  I'd like to contribute in some way, so it becomes my domain, because its a food prep area I've actually figured out.

On that note, I'll be happy to judge, my tastebuds work even better!

Sure, I can hold my own.  
#37 | 1755 days ago

That photo would make a great ad! It's awesome, especially since I'm currently hungry and sober.
#38 | 1755 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

I cook outside almost every day, even in tyhe snow occassionally.  My hot tub is less than 10 feet away from my grill. If I had a fridge right there for the beer, I would probably never go inside. 
Crown me the winner already  
#39 | 1755 days ago

Don`t like to brag but I`ve wowed a few women with my cookin!! 
#40 | 1754 days ago

I was gonna say I'd be a judge, then I said the bartender, but hell, I'll just sit back and watch, sippin on my margarita and sampling a bit ot this and a bit of that........
I'll be the bartender.....  
#41 | 1754 days ago
AudiThree (+)

burnet44 wrote:
Sign me up
but we gotta get rid of the Miller swill
maybe some

Shiner

here is one I use

Put a couple of steaks in a dish, apply a little Texjoy steak seasoning on both sides, then heap on some worchestershire sauce until it's about 1/2 way up the steaks. Leave em alone for 15-20 min. and have a BEER! or 2. Come back, flip em, leave em alone for another 15, have another BEER! or 2 and then throw those bad boys on the grill. When the meat (shaddup!) reaches an internal temp of 100 degrees, sprinkle a little lemon pepper on there and cook it in. Also, everytime you flip the steaks on the grill, drizzle with the mixture they were soaking in. Take em off the heat at around 145 internal, throw a pad of butter and a tiny sprinkle of garlic salt (if you want) and throw em in the oven for 5 -7 minutes and drink a BEER! They will absolutely melt in your mouth!!
 When are we invited to your house Burnett? I'll bring a case of Beck's or Corona's to enjoy....we will need it! 
I sure as heck won't be serving any Potato Salad, lol.  
#42 | 1754 days ago
AudiThree (+)

mooser58 wrote:
I would go for my Garlic/Whiskey Artichokes.  Take an entire artichoke, wrap loosely in foil, pour a little whiskey over it, throw in a couple cubes of butter, a couple whole garlic cloves, some pepper, wrap the top of the foil loosely, sit on the corner of the grill for about an hour....enjoy.
 Can Burnett and I join you? Sounds like we need to have a couple of cases of beer on hand....Sure got plenty of sunshine and
heat here in southern California, so perfect weather! 
I sure as heck won't be serving any Potato Salad, lol.  
#43 | 1749 days ago
Carolyn4JESUS (+)

Ribs w/a secret dry rub and my homemade chiffon banana pudding for desert
Sure, I can hold my own.  
#44 | 1748 days ago

 hey dude, 
Did they serve these slabs of beef to that white tiger before he went after Roy(from Ziegfried and Roy)....
Crown me the winner already  
#45 | 1748 days ago

 To some Packers or Bears fans those slabs of beef would be a LITE midnight snack...DA BEARS!!!! :O)
Crown me the winner already  
#46 | 1748 days ago

 Remember that movie where John Candy ate the 72 ounce steak and was later chased by the Big Brown Bear......Bear was jumping up and down on a door that John Candy was knocked under....what movie was that? so darn funny....John candy is missed-so darn funny!!:O)
Crown me the winner already  
#47 | 1748 days ago

(Edited by mrturk)
raiders1steve wrote:
 Remember that movie where John Candy ate the 72 ounce steak and was later chased by the Big Brown Bear......Bear was jumping up and down on a door that John Candy was knocked under....what movie was that? so darn funny....John candy is missed-so darn funny!!:O)
Yeah, Candy was a big asset to any movie he was in.  I'll bring my gourmet chef wife to handle to cooking while I am nicely passing out  - the whiskey.
I'll be the bartender.....  
#48 | 1741 days ago

i can grill anything, but for dessert we'll need a watermelon and a bottle of vodka and at least 4 hours of refrigeration.
I'll be the bartender.....  
#49 | 1736 days ago

I must admit, I'm about average on the grill.

BUT.... my hidden secret...  don't tell anyone...

I can bake with the best of'em! 
Is there an "other" choice?  
#50 | 1736 days ago

dipstick wrote:
I must admit, I'm about average on the grill.

BUT.... my hidden secret...  don't tell anyone...

I can bake with the best of'em! 


[walking out]

*Mumbling*  "Bake!!??"
I'll be the bartender.....  
#51 | 1736 days ago

Oh, I thought you meant "SEX AT THE GRILL!" My bad.
#52 | 1734 days ago

I will bring the iced tea and  potato salad.  Save me a nice tender steak.    Drools 
Is there an "other" choice?  
#53 | 1689 days ago

hockey54 wrote:
Don`t like to brag but I`ve wowed a few women with my cookin!! 

HEY!!!!! COME HERE & CLEAN MY MONITOR OFF -  YOU MADE ME SPEW ROOTBEER ALL OVER IT!!!!

I'll be the bartender.....  
#54 | 1689 days ago

MINE IS STRONGER THAN YOURS !!!!! Toungue Out
I'll be the bartender.....  
#55 | 1672 days ago
fasterhurry (+)

crash78 wrote:
Oh, I thought you meant "SEX AT THE GRILL!" My bad.
So did I thought it was some place called da Grill and oh never mind my mind is n da gutter lol
Sure, I can hold my own.  
#56 | 1672 days ago
fasterhurry (+)

I let da boyz skite and carry on and won't even argue it because I'm glad they r cooking.
Sure, I can hold my own.  
#57 | 1671 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

I've already lost the grill battle on my home turf... the kids worship anything Mom cooks, inside or out, and I can't compete... but I do like dousing on the lighter fluid-- 

fire! FIRE!!!
Nope - I burn things, not cook them.  
#58 | 1671 days ago

fasterhurry wrote:
So did I thought it was some place called da Grill and oh never mind my mind is n da gutter lol
I almost thought the same thing.  There is a place in San Diego on 5th Ave. called The Strip Club.  It's a cook-your-own-steak restaurant.
Nope - I burn things, not cook them.  
#59 | 1671 days ago

I saw this poll, and immediately thought of this:

Definition of Barbecuing ... It's the only type of cooking a "real man" will do.
 

When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion:

    • The woman goes to the store.
    • The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert
    • The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
    • The man places the meat on the grill.
    • The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
    • The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
    • The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
    • The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
    • After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
    • Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
    • The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."

And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

And for the record, I burn water; my wife is an excellent cook.

Nope - I burn things, not cook them.  
#60 | 1671 days ago
fasterhurry (+)

Oddfool wrote:
I almost thought the same thing.  There is a place in San Diego on 5th Ave. called The Strip Club.  It's a cook-your-own-steak restaurant.
lol dude u read my mind.
Sure, I can hold my own.  
#61 | 1654 days ago

pulled pork cajun style,,,,,, ladies  BRING IT!!!!!!!

Crown me the winner already  
#62 | 1654 days ago

besides, i didnt get this size by waiting for someone to feed me
Crown me the winner already  
#63 | 1653 days ago

Sprinkle your Jumbo Shrimp with Cajun seasoning, marinate it for 1/2 hour in key lime juice and Grill  OMG

Sure, I can hold my own.  
#64 | 1652 days ago
PoppyMack (+)

I'm a really good cook so whatever I make will be mouth watering because I am a big fan of good food!
I'll be the bartender.....  
#65 | 1648 days ago
normski77 (+)

so did i!
#66 | 1648 days ago
normski77 (+)

yep! me 2
#67 | 1648 days ago
normski77 (+)

sorry,i was picturing in my mind,ppl having sex by the grill,i was gonna suggest they better be careful before someone burnt their arse,or worse!
#68 | 1648 days ago

 Labels can be misleading, I prefer to be bartender, good one at that, I can serve well, I do not drink anything other than water, fruit juices, loved ripe mango   juices, even now I look at mangoes of all sizes, pumpkins  are  o k  to admire.
I'll be the bartender.....  
#69 | 1648 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I would rather be the bartender and let the men handle the grilling!!!
 wanna get grilled for bad service by drunk men..........................!
I'll be the bartender.....  
#70 | 1647 days ago

BBQ Chuck Steak...winner
You need Moosers' help when creating polls dude...  
#71 | 1638 days ago

Why on earth would I want to take the only cookin' my husband did as my chore?  Duh! ! ! ! ! ! !  Besides, it didn't matter what he was cooking, it melted in your mouth and always left you wanting more.  You could say I guess that:my husbands BBQ was like sex..................................................It melted in your mouth and left you wanting more.

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