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JOKE OF THE DAY - 03/07/2009 (Edited 07/02/09 01:52PM by aroraarun77)

Santa Singh's wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa

was very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the

D-day. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and

had to join office immediately. Before going, he asked his father

-in-law to send a telegram confirming birth of his son. But in order

to avoid giving party to his office colleagues, he asks his father

-in-law to write "the watch has arrived" and he will understand that

the son is born.

The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl. Now

Santa's father-in-law didn't know what to do.. If he writes "the watch

has arrived" Santa will think he has got a Son. If he writes " watch

has not arrived" Santa will get worried that something serious has

happened. But being a very intelligent person,he finds a solution and

sends the telegram.

Santa received the telegram, opened it eagerly and reads "The watch

has arrived, but the pendulum is missing".

| Closed on 07/04/09 at 11:45PM
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TOP COMMENT
#3 \| 145 days ago Wordsmith (+)	(Edited by Wordsmith) aroraarun77 wrote: The SANTA SINGH has nothing to do with Santa Claus. As it is blonde in English Here in India we have SANTA SINGH & BANTA SINGH Wait, so you've taken the precious name of Santa and turned it into a reference for a blonde joke? WTF Is nothing sacred anymore, lol. 58
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#1 \| 145 days ago Wordsmith (+)	Wow, with such big type, I had to scroll so long that I forgot the beginning of the joke. Here's a short dirty joke A pig fell into the mud. PS - everyone know's Santa's last name is Claus, although he does go by the alias of Kris Kringle when he is off the island and working for Benjamin Linus. 58
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#2 \| 145 days ago aroraarun77 (+)	Wordsmith wrote: Wow, with such big type, I had to scroll so long that I forgot the beginning of the joke. Here's a short dirty joke A pig fell into the mud. PS - everyone know's Santa's last name is Claus, although he does go by the alias of Kris Kringle when he is off the island and working for Benjamin Linus. The SANTA SINGH has nothing to do with Santa Claus. As it is blonde in English Here in India we have SANTA SINGH & BANTA SINGH
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#3 \| 145 days ago Wordsmith (+)	(Edited by Wordsmith) aroraarun77 wrote: The SANTA SINGH has nothing to do with Santa Claus. As it is blonde in English Here in India we have SANTA SINGH & BANTA SINGH Wait, so you've taken the precious name of Santa and turned it into a reference for a blonde joke? WTF Is nothing sacred anymore, lol. 58
	11
#4 \| 145 days ago wyldePHX (+)	"It's high-noon on my sun-dial" Off topic one-liner, but it relates to the joke.
	6
#5 \| 145 days ago wyldePHX (+)	(Edited by wyldePHX) Who is Santa Singh, is he a false character or somebody in real life?
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#6 \| 145 days ago cuddles127017 (+)	Funny joke. 13
	4
#7 \| 145 days ago mooser58 (+)	When you cut and paste a joke from an email....clean it up by back-spacing and such...takes up less space. 58
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#8 \| 145 days ago das3cr (+)	I got a chuckle from it :)
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#9 \| 145 days ago topnach (+)	Todays Joke - The CoC 1
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#10 \| 145 days ago con-sheldrick (+)	what a load of crap that was....my dads r better.... but u flag his joke!!!! we want benchwarmer -ben 2 b the jester
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#11 \| 145 days ago fI3RyBaLlS (+)	Dis is a dud dude... 69
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#12 \| 145 days ago CRAZY_LADY (+)	need helps 69
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17	sportsfreak008 07/04/2009 11:20AM		69
16	ukcatfan383 07/03/2009 07:54PM		-99999.999
15	nader2009 07/03/2009 06:27PM		12
14	Jahiegel 07/03/2009 05:50PM		4
13	G Money 07/03/2009 05:33PM		69
12	THE_Smoot 07/03/2009 03:08PM		78.94
11	CRAZY_LADY 07/03/2009 02:11PM		69
10	towsongirl12 07/03/2009 02:07PM		12
9	fI3RyBaLlS 07/03/2009 02:06PM		69
8	topnach 07/03/2009 11:02AM		1
7	qtowndogg 07/03/2009 09:17AM		1
6	mooser58 07/03/2009 08:56AM		58
5	yruwet2 07/03/2009 08:04AM		69
4	cuddles127017 07/03/2009 04:42AM		13
3	nishani 07/03/2009 04:31AM		1
2	blocafella33 07/03/2009 12:19AM		0.455
1	Wordsmith 07/03/2009 12:12AM		58