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Joke of the Day 04/07/2009. (Edited 07/03/09 01:22PM by )

There were five houses of religion in a small Texas town. Each church
and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do
about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they
determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they
shouldn't interfere with God's divine will..

In The Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the
baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the
baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped
somehow and there were twice as many there the next week..

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a
position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the
squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days
later, the squirrels were back..

But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective
solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members
of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas , Ash Wednesday,
Palm Sunday and Easter.

Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but they took one
squirrel and had a short service with him called a bris... and they
haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.

| Closed on 07/05/09 at 11:45PM
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#3 \| 144 days ago hockey54 (+)	God says to Adam, "I`ve got good news and bad news, what do you want to hear first?" Adam says "Tell me the good news first." God says, "I`m going to give you a penis and a brain. You`ll derive from these great pleasure and great intellect." Adam replies, "Wonderful, but what`s the bad news?" God says "I`m only going to give you enough blood supply to work one at a time."
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#1 \| 144 days ago Grneyes (+)
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#2 \| 144 days ago fI3RyBaLlS (+)	(Edited by fI3RyBaLlS) You've seen all posts made by arun, ruchi??? 69
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#3 \| 144 days ago hockey54 (+)	God says to Adam, "I`ve got good news and bad news, what do you want to hear first?" Adam says "Tell me the good news first." God says, "I`m going to give you a penis and a brain. You`ll derive from these great pleasure and great intellect." Adam replies, "Wonderful, but what`s the bad news?" God says "I`m only going to give you enough blood supply to work one at a time."
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#4 \| 144 days ago topnach (+)	Jew gotta be kidding me 1
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#5 \| 144 days ago mrturk (+)	'Jewish Synagogue'? Is there any other kind? 8
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#6 \| 144 days ago nader2009 (+)	Funny 5
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#7 \| 144 days ago Sharp Square (+)	good one ! 6
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#8 \| 144 days ago mooser58 (+)	Das Q needs more Satan humor. 58
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#9 \| 144 days ago iceage1957 (+)	WHAT WOULD THE WORLD DO WITHOUT A GOOD OR DUMB JOKE 5
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#10 \| 143 days ago cuddles127017 (+)	Not being jewish, i have no idea what a bris is, so i did not get the joke. 13
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#11 \| 143 days ago tommykersten (+)	There where 3 men on a boat. One was american, one was mexican and one was italian. The Italian Guy said"lets throw one thing out of the boat that we have to much of'' So the Italian guy threw out a bag of pasta and said...."we have to much of that'' the Mexican threw out a burrito and said"we have to much of those.'' Then the American threw out the mexican and said..."we have to much of those!!!"
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17	G Money 07/05/2009 07:00PM		69
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11	Michael G 07/04/2009 06:01PM		12
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9	mooser58 07/04/2009 02:57PM		58
8	Sharp Square 07/04/2009 02:45PM		6
7	James_H 07/04/2009 02:04PM		6
6	nader2009 07/04/2009 01:45PM		5
5	ukcatfan383 07/04/2009 01:23PM		-99999.999
4	mrturk 07/04/2009 05:48AM		8
3	topnach 07/04/2009 03:47AM		1
2	fI3RyBaLlS 07/04/2009 02:07AM		69
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